Is NA0446 still alive?

In Weibo, Gu Kaiwen took the initiative to provoke Mr. Hammer, but Mr. Hammer had no intention of responding at all.

Following.

At half past eight in the morning, Gu Kaiwen's morning exercise was over, and when he was eating breakfast, he received a call from He Xiaoguang.

Gu Kaiwen swiped the screen to answer, "Little brother, is there something wrong early in the morning?"

He Xiaoguang responded, "It's almost nine o'clock, and it's not six o'clock, what's early! Brother, have you read Weibo, Teacher Hammer is silent and pretending to be dead, what should I do?"

Teacher Hammer pretending to be dead?

Gu Kaiwen paused for a moment, and responded with a complaint, "Teacher Hammer actually pretended to be dead?"

"Yes!" He Xiaoguang complained together, "This hammer teacher is really bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, and when he meets a hard stubble, he will pretend to be dead!"

Gu Kaiwen snorted, "Since we want to pretend to be dead, we will hammer him again!"

"I think it's okay!" He Xiaoguang laughed, "Brother, you're a little tough, this is to press the hammer teacher to the ground and rub it?"

"Anyway, he's pretending to be dead, he doesn't care, right?" Gu Kaiwen teased, "Okay, little brother, I'll eat first, and I'll hammer the teacher again on Weibo later." ”

"Okay, wait for the good news. He Xiaoguang responded.

Gu Kaiwen couldn't help but complain, "Little brother, don't use idioms indiscriminately, I don't sound like that." ”

He Xiaoguang paused for a moment, and then complained back, "You old driver!"

Nearly half an hour later, Gu Kaiwen updated the information on Weibo.

……

Little Meditation Master:

@锤老师: Are you still alive?

Mr. Hammer has been in a lot of trouble lately, and he hasn't read Weibo?

It is rumored that Mr. Hammer is a Weibo maniac, but the result is not worthy of the name?

Mr. Hammer, do you gamble or not?

Whether you squeak or not, what is the matter of pretending to be dead?

I'll give you a good idea, you can pretend to promise me first, if you lose, you say your Weibo was stolen, our bet doesn't count, how about it?

……

Gu Kaiwen ridiculed Teacher Hammer by name again, and gave Teacher Hammer a bad idea.

Stealing numbers or something, it's not reliable at all!

He Xiaoguang watched Gu Kaiwen post Weibo, he was secretly adding fuel to the fire, making Gu Kaiwen's Weibo more and more popular, which made Teacher Hammer even more embarrassed.

Nail Technology Corporate Headquarters.

Teacher Hammer looked at the information on Weibo, and his face was quite ugly.

As a Weibo Saint Seiya, is it okay for Mr. Hammer to engage others on Weibo?

Now Mr. Hammer is crazy Diss by Boss Gu, and he has to pretend to be dead, which makes Mr. Hammer quite uncomfortable, when did he suffer this kind of grievance?

"Lao Yan, this Gu Kaiwen is so annoying, why are you staring at me?" Mr. Hammer complained unhappily.

Ye Yan shrugged, "Who knows?"

"Otherwise, let's him, right?" Mr. Hammer said quickly, "Let's collect his black history, or the black history of his restaurants, and make his career yellow first, and then take his time to get him!"

Ye Yan shook his head in denial, "Last night, I investigated the situation of this Gu Kaiwen, he is a college graduate, and there is no black material." Its restaurants are also very well-behaved, and there are no problems other than the high price. ”

"What about business licenses, hygiene, employee health, etc.?" asked Mr. Hammer, who was ready to find a way to defeat Gu Kaiwen from the sidelines.

"There is no problem!" Ye Yan sighed.

"What about taxes?" said Mr. Hammer, gritting his teeth, "His restaurant is so expensive, there should be a problem with taxes, right?"

"Not really!" Ye Yan smiled bitterly, "I thought at first that he might have a problem with taxes, but I asked a friend to investigate, whether it was Shengqing, or the magic capital, or the capital, this person has paid any taxes that need to be paid." ”

Speaking of this, Ye Yan added, "What's even more terrifying is that even the state has no clear legal provisions for the time being, he took the initiative to declare taxes, can you believe it?"

"So terrifying?" Mr. Hammer felt speechless.

Isn't everyone playing the game of reasonable tax avoidance?

Why did this Gu Kaiwen take the initiative to declare taxes?

Mr. Hammer would love to sing the song 'We Are Different'.

In the face of the impeccable Gu Kaiwen, Mr. Hammer had a frustrating sense of madness.

"Lao Yan, we blindly tolerate it, and we can't solve the problem at all. Teacher Hammer gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, let's make a bet with him, I have already thought of a Taijun's chicken soup ramen, and we should be able to win." ”

"Which one?" Ye Yan asked rhetorically.

"Blue Fantasy, a Michelin-starred restaurant, their blue chicken soup ramen, is second to none in the entire neon. Teacher Hammer gave the answer.

Ye Yan suddenly realized, "If it's a blue fantasy, then there should be no problem." But, Old Hammer, are you sure that Blue Fantasy will compete with that little Jingzhai Lord on our behalf?"

Mr. Hammer smiled, "Why did Blue Fantasy refuse?"

"Huh?" Ye Yan looked at Teacher Hammer puzzled.

"First, I'm going to give Blue Fantasy a million appearance fees!" Hammer recounted.

"Second, the competition between Blue Fantasy and that kid will bring huge popularity to Blue Fantasy, and Blue Fantasy has a very high chance of winning, so why should they refuse?" Mr. Hammer said another reason.

Teacher Hammer continued, "The most important reason, that kid Gu Kaiwen has already said it for us, he said contemptuously that the entire neon chicken soup ramen is all spicy chicken. Do you think it's acceptable to you?"

Ye Yan smiled, "Awesome, Old Hammer!"

"No, no, no, it should be amazing, Gu Kaiwen!" Teacher Hammer laughed, "Lao Yan, the two of us divide labor and cooperate, I will go to Weibo to respond to that Gu Kaiwen, deliberately show weakness, paralyze him, and let him continue to be proud by the way; ”

"Good idea!" Ye Yan understood what Teacher Hammer meant.

Moral kidnapping!

Everywhere it is!

As long as Gu Kaiwen's chicken soup ramen in the neon country is all spicy chicken, and it becomes a hot topic of public opinion in the neon country, can the chicken soup ramen practitioners in the neon country still turn a blind eye?

This kind of moral kidnapping is very familiar to Mr. Hammer, and he even has a plan for the complete incident in his mind, and the final result is naturally that Gu Kaiwen is defeated.

"Let's get started!" Mr. Hammer said confidently.

Although the bet is 100 million funds, as long as you don't lose, what's the point of betting more?

It's impossible to lose!

Anyway, Mr. Hammer is full of confidence!