In the eighth section, he bumped into Emperor Tang Ming

Hulala, I came to a strange place again, with a few big characters written on Jiulong Lake, flowing water, green pines and cypresses. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThe sparkling lake surface is like a fairyland of Yao Pond, surrounded by symmetrical palaces, corridors, dragon bridges, and willow-shaded ramps, which are pleasing to the eye. Looking at the eyes, these halls have red walls and green tiles, flying eaves and corners, which are particularly beautiful. In turn, it is written that the Agarwood Palace, the Flying Frost Palace, the Yichun Palace, and the Yichun Pavilion are written. I thought to myself, it must be some emperor who built the palace garden, which is really magnificent and unique.

Suddenly I heard a melodious and tactful sound of the piano, I followed the sound, continued to walk inside, only to see a piece of water vapor hazy, foggy, and heard the sound of water murmuring, it turned out to be a natural cave, is it the Monkey King's Huaguo Mountain, the water curtain cave? There are many plates of lychees placed there, snow white as snow, crystal clear.

"Who is coming? Dare to trespass on the lotus soup and not kneel?" "Startled me, who is it, I looked around, it was empty, no one, could it be a ghost? It is also unlikely, take a closer look, it turned out to be a snow-white parrot in a golden wire cage, it is really ice and snow smart. There are poetry clouds, Jin Qi is close to Qinghai Jun, and the brocade cage is released at the beginning of the snow cloth.

The lychee is served in a plate of green crystal clear utensils, and the beautiful and edible ones are placed there in a patchwork manner. I suddenly felt a wave of thirst. Simply pick up a plate and gobble it up, while throwing lychee shells, while spitting rice grains, the white flesh like snow is really sweet, this ancient lychee is really delicious.

"Who dares to be rude to me, I'm the emperor today, you little girl actually spit lychee skin, it's really audacious. ”

When I looked closely, I saw a beautiful picture, and it turned out that there was a man and a woman playing in the pool below. The double lotus stone nozzle sprayed water outward at the same time, the water vapor was dense, and I couldn't see the true face of the woman's Lushan, I only felt the ice muscle and jade skin, the body was plump, the beads were round and smooth, graceful and rich, and the water came out of the hibiscus. But when the woman saw me, she screamed, and she fainted in the man's arms.

Looking back at the man who spoke, I couldn't help but laugh, only to see that his fluffy hair was covered with the skin I had just vomited indiscriminately, and he was alive with a hairstyle called Hanako. Isn't this a cave, isn't it? I stepped back and looked at the stone tablet next to me with a few big characters written on it. I remembered again, "Chang'an looked back at the embroidery city, and the top of the mountain opened thousands of doors." As soon as I rode the red dust concubine pass, no one knew that it was a lychee. ”

That man must be Emperor Tang Ming, it must be, and that woman must be Yang Guifei. Oops, I'm breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, I'm really blind, and I'll be furious later, I'll not be alive?"

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, the so-called ignorant is not guilty! I replied cautiously.

The man did not seem to be too angry, but gently plucked the peel from his head with his hands, placed it on the edge of the pool, and washed his hands again, only to hear the sound of water lulu.

"Little fairy, where did you come from? He asked curiously.

"Your Majesty, the music just now is really something that can be heard in the world a few times, so it attracted me. Excuse me, what is the name of the game you played, it is really nice. I smiled.

"I wrote "Dance of Neon Clothes and Feathers", in addition to "Debaozi" and "Lingbo Song". I know the rhythm of music, the concubine plays and sings skillfully, we are perfectly matched, and many ancient songs and dances are all the rage. He said triumphantly.

"It's really a song on a thousand peaks, and the dance is primitive. I said with a sigh.

This is the opportunity to take a good look at Yang Guifei, beautiful is not so beautiful, but the skin is really good, the skin is fair, many times plumper than me, but the ugliest thing is her eyebrows-moth eyebrows, don't have good eyebrows, you have to turn into this, like the eyebrows of the clown in the play. In modern society, it is estimated that I am not as good-looking as me, my facial features are smaller than hers, and my appearance is much more foreign.

I was stunned, but a calm voice pulled me back from my reverie. "Pretty beauty, where are you from? Who sent you here? How do you know I'm here?"

"I'm from far away. "I saw that he was in front of the concubine, interfering with me looking at one of the four beauties, and I didn't bother to say more to him.

It's not going now, it's not going to go, if you go, it's a historic meeting, and there may be such an opportunity in the future. Don't go, it's a little embarrassing, after all, people are naked in the misty water, although there is water vapor, it can be seen vaguely, after all, you can still see some snow-white skin, which is not good.

"Why don't you wash with us?" Tang Minghuang actually invited me, ah, is there a mistake? This Tang Ming Emperor is in his fifties, and his maintenance is still good, he is really an old and immodest emperor, and he robbed his daughter-in-law with his son, which is really unprecedented.

But I actually praised me for being a beauty, this is good after all, I still love vanity, I wanted to scold him twice, but now I just said lightly: "Thank you, no need." "I want to slip away immediately, it seems that I have fallen into his eyes, if I don't leave now, when will I wait? If he gets up, it will be difficult to go.

At this time, Yang Guifei had also woken up shyly, I saw that they were so affectionate, and I couldn't bear to see her tragic fate in the future, so I took out the paper I carried with me and wrote the "Song of Long Hatred".

The Han Emperor was heavy on the country, and Yuyu couldn't ask for it for many years.

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In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, and on earth I wish to be a branch.

The days are long and sometimes endless, and this hatred lasts forever.

Finally finished writing, handed it to the concubine, and said to the emperor with emotion, "This is a poem about your fate, keep it well, maybe you can avoid future unforeseen circumstances." Remember not to pamper her too much, otherwise it will bring disaster to the country and the people, and it will also harm her. ”

It's a pity that Yang Guifei on the side has already stared angrily, and her apricot eyes are round, "What kind of little fox spirit, just when you see the emperor, you have nothing to do, you are either a traitor or a thief, I am Yang Guifei who made the six palaces lose their color, how can you talk nonsense at this time? I am now a concubine under one person and above ten thousand people, what kind of thing are you, dare to be presumptuous to me? and try to take my place? I tell you, don't think about it." So I threw what I had written into the pool, and alas, the words became a pool of black water.

She lived the arms of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and she thought that I was writing a love letter to Tang Minghuang, but she didn't look at it, am I this kind of despicable and shameless person who snatches people's love? Besides, I don't look at Tang Minghuang and he is not a handsome guy, but a middle-aged man with loose skin.

However, anger is anger, and before leaving, I must not forget this historic meeting. "By the way, can I take a picture of you with my camera?" This is Yang Guifei, one of the four beauties. I gestured to what I was holding.

"What is a photograph?" he asked curiously. I searched and pulled my camera out of my holster. "It's to use this thing to take a picture of you, to record what you are like now. You can wash it out later and watch it carefully. I patiently explained.

That Yang Guifei was a little timid, thinking that it was some kind of secret weapon, she had already lost her face and fainted in the arms of Emperor Tang Ming.

"Little girl, you are really bold, I'm afraid this is not good, or will I and the concubine get dressed first, and then you will take pictures of us?"

"What do you want to do when you wear it? It's not a matter of any conspiracy, I guess it's inconvenient for someone to come now. If he gets up, it won't necessarily be the case. Seeing his confused eyes, I was a little frightened, and I thought to myself.

Forget it, no matter what kind of portrait rights he has, I just took a picture and left. I quickly took a few selfies and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to ask for your consent, I still have urgent matters, so I'll leave first, and there will be a time later." Seeing his ill-intentioned appearance, he immediately ran out of Huaqing Pond,

I only heard the angry voice of Emperor Tang Ming behind me, "Come on, come and catch my beauty, catch my little beauty, and there will be a big reward." My beauty, don't run, I will give you everything you want. He exclaimed.

However, he is not afraid of me, a visitor from outside the world, and he is still relatively brave. Lust is a little bit of color, but the nature of the color eater is also, he is mediocre in the later period, and he has nothing to do, so this nature is naturally even more uncontrollable, but to say that I am a beauty, it seems to be true?

Wow, that's great, am I better than Yang Guifei...... Hey, I can't even think about it, the word beauty, how far away I was back then, but now I have received the approval of the emperor who has 3,000 beauties, which makes me more confident. But it's impossible, it's not like I don't know about my own situation.

"Fairy, my little fairy, come back soon. "Boarding the time machine, I vaguely heard the voice of Emperor Tang Ming in the distance. I didn't bother to pay attention to him. At this point, I was looking forward to meeting the next person.

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