Gaiden 21: Learning from the Scriptures (11)
Zhen Yuanzi was also fooled into eating turtles, the Tongtian Sect Master also came to join in the fun, and Nuwa also arrived on time. Zhang Xiaoxi choked a group of old Taoists in one sentence: "Anyway, do you all have Taoist couples? Don't be embarrassed if you can't control yourself after eating!"
The Tongtian Sect Master looked at her head and said calmly, "Is the pure heart trick white?"
Xiao Xi rubbed his head and said, "Please, are you sure it works if you drink high?" The sect leader is so embarrassed! A group of people snickered, although the sect leader was a saint, he was basically able to play with everyone.
Seeing that the rice was cooked, Xiao Xi yelled directly: "Although it is said that the rice is enough, but the stomach is your own, it's really embarrassing, don't blame me for laughing at you! ”
Watching a group of people eating happily, Xiao Xi also drank wine, ate chicken at the same time, restrained turtle meat, cough cough, cough cough, always felt that he couldn't grab it!
When everyone woke up the next day, Xiaoxi pulled the sect leader, Nuwa, and Fuxi, pointed to the Jinghe Dragon King and said, "Anyway, you guys want to correct it, this looks too suitable." ”
Nuwa has also been very happy these days, and with a wave of her hand, the Jinghe Dragon King has returned to normal in minutes. Nuwa smiled and said, "Hey, he was just the old turtle in the pot who came down to write the spell of Buddhism, so he made this ghost." ”
Eat happily, sure enough, it's very good to talk, she got two more breaths by the way, a group of saints are playing with it, they can only wait obediently, at the end of the month and half a year, finally even the sect leader is willing to go, for no other reason, he doesn't leave, Xiaoxi is going to be crazy, not because of lack of time, because of this old guy, just staring at himself to eat.
A group of people set off again, walking and walking, they saw the Taoist priests who abused the monks, and when they saw their group, they didn't want to be monks no matter how they looked, and even looked at a group of demons, she didn't say much, as long as the group of Taoist priests took them to meet the three fake Taoist priests.
The three Taoist priests were still angry, but they could see a group of demons around them, the three of them were cowardly, not for anything else, the seven demons of Huaguo Mountain, so cruel that they all ate the same as their own masters, they wiped their sweat and asked: "Eh." ”
Xiao Xi waved his hand and said: "What should you do about this, it's just that you are not allowed to take the car and delay the luck of the country, otherwise, you will all be able to go to the table." "The Three Demon Khan, decisively said, don't dare.
They were absolutely convinced that if these seven wanted to eat them, they didn't have to say hello. It's very simple, the Black Snake and the White Fox are big enough, and when they meet and call the ancestors, they are all arrogant, and they are also disciples of the sect, but they are more than 20 generations.
They lived in Chechi Country for more than ten days, and they were about to set off, a group of monks actually came to trouble the three demons, Xiao Xi only said: "You group of monks, you are shameless at all, you really plan to take away the national fortune of Che Chi Country? The three demons are named in the name of the sect leader, if they dare to be greedy for the luck of the mortal country, the sect leader will not let them go." ”
In a word, a group of monks were completely speechless, they knew that the black snake and the white fox in front of them were really anxious and could be the masters of the sect. If they dare to throw out their words, the sect leader will dare to pull the shelf out for you.
Next, Xiaoxi and the monkeys are in charge of the town here, and the white fox goes to Yuan Shi Tianzun to find backup, after all, expounding is the full-time teaching. This time, the original master was very cooperative, and in just one day, the personnel were in place, and the master also directly came forward and said: "I teach the Fa, just to help the monarch and stabilize the country." ”
Xiao Xi said one after another: "If you believe in me, I will comfort you, and if you don't believe in me, I will be at peace." ”
Primordial Heavenly Venerable smiled and said, "Good." ”
The saints here have come out to take pictures of their faces, and it is not easy to say anything about Buddhism, and Che Chiguo directly does not welcome monks into the country. However, those monks who had been slaves were also released, but they were forbidden to enter the country of Chechi.
These new Taoist priests first corrected the wrong places of the Three Demon Sect, and once again found some human disciples with reliable qualifications to start serious development.
The white fox was puzzled: "Why are you giving it cheaply to the uncle?"
Xiao Xi said angrily: "Let's intercept the sect, it's basically a demon cultivator, and it's really bad to teach people, besides, it's all three clear and one vein, support it, and next time there is a god or something like that, you don't need to intercept the sect and fill it with blood." "The white fox nodded.
Seeing that things have stabilized here, as for those competing monks, Huanglong Zhenren, who has long been hurt by the idle D, has been given a wild whip. When they came back, the white fox and Xiaoxi couldn't bear to look at them directly, they were also twelve golden immortals, and they were almost beaten into dogs.
Xiao Xi pondered, she said to the white fox: "Fox, go back and discuss with the old man, get a magic weapon for this dragon, I feel pitiful when I look at it, it's not as good as our monkeys, so let's help the poor." ”
The white fox went happily, and he didn't know how she fooled her, so the sect leader happily gave Huanglong Zhenren a set of talisman magic weapons, no matter how he looked at it, he was disgusted with his senior brother's poor expression.
Primordial Tianzun is also the most important of the three Qings, and the reason why he doesn't want to see Huanglong Zhenren is because he is not a human, he is a dragon. But his own junior and younger brothers have all rewarded him, and if he doesn't give it again, he will really be shameless.
When Huanglong Zhenren reappeared, Xiaoxi only gave her three words: "Nouveau riche, be careful of being robbed." ”
A group of people came to the side of the Tongtian River and entered Chenjia Village, this time it was still a scale of gold, Chen Guanbao sacrificed, Xiaoxi said very decisively: "Don't bother with that, go into the water and catch that fish, stew it at night! Grab some other seafood! There is a big king 8 in the river is the river god, and her daughter is next to that fish, don't fight it shouldn't be beaten." ”
The four monkeys can go up to the sky and enter the water, and the four monkeys, plus the Jinghe Dragon King and the Little White Dragon, even Zhu Bajie kicked into the water to fight.
Then, everyone was dumbfounded, and said Okay, Marshal Tianpeng, what the hell is this pig sinking directly to the bottom? Xiao Bailong fished up Zhu Bajie, Xiao Xi and White Fox began to study, why did this guy sink to the bottom?
Zhu Bajie said: "Sister, I won't be able to water for a few lifetimes! What is the marshal of Tianpeng? I have never been a marshal, I was the captain of the Heavenly Patrol in my last life, and I also worked with the shore. The two of them nodded.
Xiao Xi said disdainfully: "Then go out and ask you to be a Bodhisattva, what is the use of you?"
Zhu Bajie pondered and said: "Farming." "Xiaoxi and White Fox glanced at each other, and they felt like they were sucking this guy to death, they were completely here to mix up the experience!