Chapter 148: Understanding Humanity

"Really not?" He Jiang asked again.

Jin Hotaru looked at him and stopped talking.

"Forget it, forget it, you go. He Jiang, like all policemen who had finished asking other people's questions on official duty, ended the conversation and waved Jin Ying away.

Jin Ying also wanted to leave quickly, because the flames that were staring at He Jiang on the side were already about to ignite the air.

However, just as Jin Ying sat back in the car, He Jiang, who had started the motorcycle a few times, rushed over and patted the car door again: "It's really unlucky, my motorcycle is really broken, can you send me to the police station?"

"Ah...... Why did it break so quickly," Yan'er let out a strange cry, "I was going to let him ride halfway down the road and fall under the bridge!"

It was restless and jumping up and down in the carriage, and when it saw He Jiang sitting up with a big grin, it made up its mind: "Eat this scourge now! lest you always disturb me to eat people in the future! It doesn't matter if he tastes good or not." ”

"Hey, do you have this tape too?" He Jiang leaned down and took out a tape from the compartment next to the car, and at this time, he was opening his mouth and rushing over to eat him, and hit his head on the windshield with a "boom".

He Jiang shook the tape and asked eagerly, "Would you like to put it on the car for me?"

Jin Ying was worriedly looking at the windshield that had just been hit by Yan'er, so he didn't look at the tape and nodded in agreement, anyway, the tapes on the car were all Li Bin's, and he never cared or knew it, let alone listened.

"Hmph, I'm so angry, I'm going to eat him!" Flame Er rubbed his head when he hit the windshield, and the flames on his body swelled up and turned into a dazzling golden yellow.

It loudly declared its determination, "Nothing I want to eat is something that I don't eat, unless I give it up to listen to Hotaru!"

It was thinking about how many ripe ripe it would be to roast this unpalatable human when suddenly a paper charm flew into the car window and spread out in front of it.

As soon as the paper talisman touched Yan'er, it immediately burst into flames, and Lu Qing's gentle and pleasant voice came from the paper talisman: "Yan'er, I just killed a monster who came to the hospital to make trouble, it's still fresh, can you eat it?"

"Eat!" Yan'er, who was still angry, immediately shouted happily.

He glanced at the unpalatable He Jiang with disdain, and thought about the delicious monsters provided by Lu Qing, the two really couldn't be compared, if the monsters were put in the freezer by Lu Qing and frozen, they wouldn't be so fresh and delicious.

"Help me get this pesky human home and put it in the freezer. After a hurried command, it flew away in a hurry.

He Jiang closed his eyes and was intoxicated with his body swaying to the rhythm of the music, unaware of the life-threatening things that were happening around him.

Jin Hotaru looked at him sideways, thinking that this human's luck was really good and terrifying. The prey that can escape from Yan'er's mouth three times, this He Jiang is the first one that Jin Ying has encountered in three hundred years.

Jin Hotaru is a more law-abiding citizen than most humans, except for his connivance at Yan'er's predation of humans, he will never kill a policeman with his own hands and put him in his refrigerator, of course, if Yan'er and Ji Ao do it, he will not stop him.

So he still drove the car to the door of the criminal police team.

"Thank you. He Jiang jumped out of the car, did not forget to take the tape, and at the same time consciously took out twenty-five yuan from his pocket and put it on the dashboard.

"Why are you looking at me like this, haven't you seen the police give me money in a car? I gave you the tape money together, you must not complain about me, I have received enough complaints. He saw Jin Ying look at him strangely and said a few words, and then waved his hand and walked towards the door of the criminal police team without looking back.

Jin Ying looked at his back, couldn't help but smile, picked up the twenty-five coins, and shook his head.

When Ji Ao finished listening to Jin Ying talk about He Jiang, not only did he not answer Jin Ying's question, but instead half lay on the sofa and asked: "Jin Ying, I have always wanted to ask you, you have contact with humans, no, let's ask so, which human do you have a close relationship with?"

"Li Bin. Jin Ying replied without hesitation.

Ji Ao rolled his eyes: "You meet twice a day in order to hand over the car, and you say two or three words, this is the human person you are most familiar with?"

Jin Ying nodded, he hadn't heard the meaning of Ji Ao's words, but Li Yao suddenly stuck his head out of the kitchen: "He knows that he drives a taxi at night, cultivates and reads books during the day, and even monsters are only familiar with you, me, Yan'er, Lu Qing and the little fox Zhang Lei, not to mention knowing other humans!"

She thought for a moment and added, "He knows no more than ten people in total, including TV stars and news figures." ”

"I guess that's the case. Ji Ao nodded and patted Jin Hotaru on the shoulder, indicating how well he knew his friend.

Jin Hotaru waited quietly for him to continue. Ji Ao sighed, it was really difficult for him to experience the pleasure of selling Guan Zi in front of his friend.

Ji Ao cleared his throat: "That's the case, Jin Ying, your purpose is to learn to be a man, right?"

"Yes. ”

"That's why you came to this metropolis, right?"

Jin Ying still nodded.

"But do you think you can get to know a person all by just standing by and observing? Let me give you an analogy, let's say you have a pet. ”

Jin Ying hurriedly corrected: "Yan'er is not a pet. ”

"I'm not talking about flames! I'm using an analogy. Ji Ao also hurriedly explained.

"Do you kill it and dissect it, and see where the heart, the stomach, and the brain know more about it, or do you want to play with it for a while, talk to it, live with it, and learn more about it?" asked Ji Ao.

"I don't know, I haven't had a pet, let alone a pet. Jin Ying replied solemnly.

"Bang Lang!" Suddenly there was the sound of Li Yao accidentally dropping the stainless steel plate to the ground in the kitchen, Ji Ao's adaptability was relatively strong, he finally sat down after listening to Jin Ying's words and took a deep breath, and did not roll off the sofa.

Based on what he knew about Jin Hotaru's buddy, he was fully convinced that if Jin Hotaru was asked to consider this analogy, the result would be that Jin Hotaru would really get two pets of the same breed, dissect one, raise one, and try to figure out which way is more suitable for understanding this kind of pet.

Of course, in order to prevent Jin Hotaru from committing the crime of killing or cruelty to animals or both, and also to avoid the violence that Yan'er may have due to having a pet in the house.

Ji Ao hurriedly opened the topic, and in a hurry, he asked a question that was pure nonsense: "Do you think you know anything about humans?"

Sure enough, Jin Hotaru thought for a while and began to shake her head, and then kept shaking her head.

"I know at least a little more about human beings than you do," Ji Ao said solemnly, "I'll teach you a way, you go and communicate with humans more, it will definitely help you." ”

"Communicating with humans?" Jin Hotaru thinks he does this every day, isn't he driving a taxi to solicit customers? He meets a lot of different people.

"You don't think that you drive a car every day to solicit customers, then ask the guests for their addresses, report the car price after delivery, pay management fees, annual reviews, pay taxes, pay rent, and buy things...... This is communication with human beings? This is life, and you are living human life. Communication is ......" Ji Ao desperately searched for words that could be used to describe it.

"Yes, it's like you're with me and other youkai. You try to get along with humans in this way. Ji Ao shrugged, he finally found a perfect metaphor to explain the word "communication".

"Impossible!" Jin Hotaru suddenly couldn't help laughing, "Like you? "Let him see humans as the same as Ji Ao? It's ridiculous, ridiculous, and weird.

"Look, I'll just say it, that's your problem. Ji Ao taught him very sincerely.

"Treat humans and monsters equally, people are monsters, monsters are monsters, monsters are still monsters, you can't look down on humans just because you're a monster, and you can't look down on monsters because you want to be a human being......" Ji Ao's level of preaching has really grown a lot.

Jin Ying began to suspect that Ji Ao must have become a monk at some point in the past 4,000 years, otherwise he would not have such a profound understanding. He sighed and asked, "So what exactly do you want me to do?"

"It's not that I told you to do it, but you should do it," Ji Ao said solemnly, "I mean, since you want to achieve positive results by learning the path of 'being a human', shouldn't you have more contact with humans?

"Then I'm going to have to go out by myself during the day in the future?" Jin Hotaru immediately submitted a proposal and began to seriously consider how to communicate with humans.

"Ahh......h No, no, the lover is forgotten, the lover is forgotten. ”

Because Ji Ao saw Li Yao with a blue face at this time, coming out of the kitchen with a large plate of steaming colorful black chicken soup that had just been made, it was very likely that he deliberately accidentally poured it on his head, and quickly changed his words.