Chapter 17 I want to become (ask for recommendation!ask for collection!ask for reward!!)

I want to change

I want to be a tree,

When I'm happy,

flowering

When I'm unhappy.

Defoliation.

"Put it here," No. 0 said lightly: "Just write it." ”

Bai An: "......"

This was written by a schoolboy?

Number 0 glanced at him, as if he knew what he was thinking: "The level written by elementary school students is not as good as those famous poems, but it is precious in childlike innocence." ”

Bai An's face instantly showed a constipated expression: "Why doesn't he go to heaven?"

Number 0: "......"

It's past three o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun is shining outside.

Mr. Zhang usually can't blow the wind, but in this windless weather, he just went down to the courtyard to bask in the sun.

Xiao Yueyue's father was tired last night, and he was keeping the little girl asleep at this time.

He was the only one grieving alone in the hospital room, cross-legged.

Sure enough, copying or something is the hardest.

Bai An helplessly propped his arms on the lazy table erected on the hospital bed, twisted the beautiful pen and shook it, his brows furrowed.

Isn't this poem just a few long and short sentences?

Flowers, fallen leaves, what is good?

With his mouth open, Bai An's mind was infinitely looping the words of elementary school students, this is the reincarnation of Detective Conan, and he is a blower.

"Damn, elementary school students can write, I don't believe that Lao Tzu is an authentic 211 college graduate......, and he can't handle it!

The old man rolled up his sleeves, copied the pen and wrote hard in the notebook given by the system.

Number 0 was stunned, it hadn't been ten minutes yet.

It leaned over suspiciously, then ......

Then it laughed.

I saw that the leather shell's book, with black letters on a white background, was clearly written:

I want to change

I want to be a boss,

When you're happy,

holiday

When you're unhappy,

Overtime!

Before Bai An finished writing the last exclamation mark, he heard bursts of laughter like a bilibili electric current in his head, and he didn't say how ugly it sounded, it was just weird, and it made people's intestines knotted.

Don't think he didn't hear it!

The old man paused for a moment, wrote the last exclamation mark hard, slapped the pen on the table with a "snap", and directly slanted the blue eyeballs, and fixed Ni went over without speaking.

Number 0: "Bilibili... Bilibili... Bilibili Bilibili ......"

"......" Bai An's head exploded, and his face was a little unbearable: "Zero!

"Isn't it funny? You're from Bilibili, aren't you?"

It's easy not to smoke, and the timbre of the stunned is a little more human: "The host ......"

Bai An stiffened his back, and the thin eyebrows of the black crow were quite rough: "What's the matter?"

"You ......," it considered its words and said slowly, "Quite talented." ”

"Huh?" Bai An was stunned for a moment, praised me, and then came back to his senses.

This thing is talking back, I say!

He bared his white teeth and sneered: "Yes, right?"

Bai An doesn't turn it over, just write.

I want to change

I want to be......

That handwriting is good-looking, but in high school, I was stunned that the Chinese language, so I had to practice the words well, and fooled the teacher to give more points.

I studied financial management in college, wrote accounts for a long time, and knew that words were the second face of people, and I practiced for a while.

With the skills he has practiced in auditing for several years, even if the words soar and fly, they will not be ugly, and if you slow down and write seriously, you really have a little willow body and cheeky demeanor.

But look at what he wrote, the contrast between this word and this article......

Therefore, how to tell a joke seriously is the most funny.

Bai An wrote, and No. 0 just watched him write-

I want to change

I want to become an ATM,

When I'm happy,

Spit money,

When I'm unhappy,

Swallow the card.

No. 0: "......" Your complaint is a little sharp, heh!

Bai An held a toothpick in his mouth, habitually sucking it between his teeth, but he didn't suck out the taste.

He picked at his face, tilted half of his mouth, and smiled contemptuously.

Lao Tzu is used to being a keyboard warrior driver, there are no poems, and there are as many jokes as there are.

I want to change

I want to be a monkey,

When you're happy,

Heaven

When you're unhappy,

Explode!

This feeling, as soon as I came up, the white driver was suddenly full of economy, and his "poetry" was so big that he couldn't stop writing.

I want to change

I want to be a rich man......

Ah, you don't need to write this, buddy is already rich.

I want to change

Turning into a two-ha,

When I'm happy,

Holy,

When you're unhappy,

the ground.

……

I want to change

Become an author,

When you're happy,

high tide

When you're unhappy,

Poison.

0 eggs: You're enough, you've spoiled this poem......

Bai An threw the pen out with a snap, and suddenly remembered that this pen was worth 10,000 pens, so he immediately grabbed it in a hurry.

Call......

It's okay, it's okay, it's not a loser......

"Ding---" No. 0 simply brushed out the system prompt sound, afraid that this master would be "poetic" again.

"The system is refreshing, you have a new message, please pay attention to check. ”

"Leva1: Integral Tasks: 1. Imitation tasks, from prose to memoirs, from new poems to ancient words. Requirements: Comparison score of more than 30%. (100 points, score less than 30% get zero points, status: completed)"

Bai An blinked: "Huh?"

"Ding---"

"The system judges that your imitation poem has an average score of 25 points, and it is not qualified. ”

The old men gathered their eyebrows and were about to get angry.

"But between the first time the host completes the task, add five points, write more, and make up for the clumsiness, add five points, and the final score: 35 points"

"Mission: 35 percent complete. ”

"Ding---"

"Your points have arrived, please pay attention to check!"

Bai An was a little entangled, and a little happy, but in the end he was relieved.

Suddenly, a burst of music sounded in the system, mixed with the sound of crackling firecrackers and fireworks explosions, which echoed in his mind with great joy.

Bai An looked confused, only feeling a little dizzy, but he watched the panel brush unfold in front of him:

Familiar English with a capital letter appears in the center of the empty panel.

The faint blue light simulates the image of a fireworks explosion on all four sides:

“DOUBLE. KILL”

What the hell is this CS double kill scene!

"Ding---"

"Leva1: Random Mission: 1 The system has determined that it has been completed, and the Leva1 education privilege has been opened. ”

"Congratulations on completing the Leva1: Points Mission and the Leva1: Random Mission in one day and completing your first Double Kill!"

"You will have an extra reward, please pay attention to check!"

The task panel is refreshed

Leva1: Integral Tasks: 1. Imitation tasks, from prose to memoirs, from new poems to ancient words. Requirements: Comparison score of more than 30%. (100 points, get the score, score less than 30% to get zero points.) Status: Completed)

2. Communication tasks, reach a good relationship with the staff in the same ward within two days, requirements: talk appropriately, and be optimistic. (50 points, 10 additional points.) Status: Completed)

Leva1: Random Quest: 1. As a literary youth, you should have your own pen name/stage name, please register your pen name/stage name on the relevant platform. (Bonus: Leva1 Education Access.) Status: Completed)

2. To become famous as soon as possible, please publish your works under your name if the system does not open the database, make a name for yourself, and increase your popularity by 100. (Bonus: Open up part of the system space.) Status; Completed)"

"The mission is about to be cleared, so stay tuned. ”

PS: Thanks to the friends of "Ganwu Mei also wants to be a cartoonist V group" for their dedication, the poems of primary and secondary school students in the text are real materials, and the imitation comes from the original Fenglou and Ganwu Mei V group friends.

Well, the wind building that was too dirty didn't dare to put it up.