The show begins.

At the beginning, a classic music from the 80s in this world sounded, and Xu Qian swayed along with the music, shy and cute.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Women's Clothing Boss!"

"A real women's clothing boss. ”

"I don't know why, I want to laugh when I see Xu Qian. ”

"Yes, Xu Qian has a charm that is difficult for ordinary people to resist. ”

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Xu Qian played with braids, bowed his head and said, "Coming?"

Qiao Qiao smiled: "Ah, here it is!"

Xu Qian looked expectant: "Did you come empty-handed?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Master Feng said in his heart: "The familiar taste is here again. ”

This is Xu Qian's work, and a few words can bring it into his rhythm, so that he can't extricate himself.

Qiao Qiao said: "Bring it!"

Jojo rummaged through the travel bag: "I brought you a most romantic gift!"

Xu Qian said with some embarrassment: "Emma, the man with the gift is the most romantic!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Qiao Qiao handed it to Xu Qiandao: "Come, here you go!"

Xu Qian covered his mouth and exclaimed, "Oh, mom!"

Jojo smiled: "Your favorite bearded elbow!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

Forgive me for laughing. ”

"Bearded elbow。。。。。 ”

"Nima, and such a gift?"

"It's really going to laugh at me. ”

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Xu Qianmei opened his eyes and smiled: "This bear-like!"

Xu Qian said coquettishly: "And garlic?"

Many people's eyes are straight, and Xu Qian vividly expresses a girl's shyness and simplicity, which makes people seem to have returned to the ideal era at the beginning.

Master Feng was amazed by Xu Qian's performance skills, and even he was amazed by this kind of performance skills.

The audience was attracted by Xu Qian's women's clothing.

"Wow, I'm going to bend!"

"Yes, I'm going to bend too. ”

"Nima, Xu Qian's women's clothes are also so beautiful. ”

"Damn, how will those beauties mix in the future?"

"In the future, when selecting stunning beauties, Xu Qian must be selected. ”

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The live broadcast room was also swiped.

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

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Jojo exclaimed, "Oops, I forgot to bring it!"

Jojo hurriedly said, "Hey, but I brought you something else!"

Xu Qian immediately turned his worries into joy: "Also, oh, my mother, I'm so happy!"

Qiao Qiao took out something from his travel bag again and said ostentatiously, "What do you think this is?"

Xu Qian exclaimed in surprise: "Oh my mother!!"

The sudden loud voice startled everyone.

Spectator.........

"Xu Qian, I'm afraid he didn't practice the lion's roar skill, right?"

As soon as he finished saying this, Xu Qian asked, "What is this?"

All........

"So you don't know what it is?

Qiao Qiao rolled her eyes: "I don't know why you have such a big reaction, and it scares me!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's so funny. ”

"It is worthy of Xu Gan's work, and Xu Qian's production must be a high-quality product. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

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It can be said that from the beginning to the present, this work has almost no flaws, no urine spots, and both the rhythm and the character performances are perfect.

Li Yuantou also looked stupid.

"Is this Xu Qian's strength?"

This is the first time he has seen Xu Gan perform in the real sense, and now he finally understands why Xu Qian can gain such a great reputation, not to mention such strength in the younger generation, even among the older generation, he is also the best in the arts.

"This is the real pride of the sky!"

"This is really the world!"

Now he is considered to be submissive to Xu Qianxin, and with such strength, he can succeed no matter what he does.

No matter how big you blow the cowhide, you have to have strength.

When Qiao Qiao said this, Xu Qian also looked a little embarrassed, she looked back, and at that moment the infinite style bloomed.

The audience was amazed again.

"It's really going to bend. ”

"Nima, Xu Qian's women's clothes are also so beautiful. ”

"Damn, how will those beauties mix in the future?"

"It's so beautiful, this is the real beauty, Xu Qian's style is unmatched. ”

"Women's clothing boss. ”

"I love Xu Qian. ”

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The live broadcast room was also swiped.

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian is so beautiful!"

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Master Feng was amazed, only Xu Qian can do one action in today's comedy world, and one look can make people scream loudly.

"Awesome!"

"He is the king of comedy. ”

Master Feng felt that Xu Qian's title of the king of comedy was well deserved, and no one else could compare to him.

Because no one can compare with him, no one can compare with his achievements.

Qiao Qiao flattered and said, "This is called a tape recorder, I didn't hear that you love to dance, I saved up money to buy one, with him, we can secretly dance all day long in the future." ”

Xu Qian was overjoyed and said, "Alas, can this thing produce a song with one press?"

Qiao Qiao smiled, "That's right. ”

Xu Qian cheered and said, "Can I press it?"

Jojo pointed to the tape recorder placed on the chair: "Press it." ”

Xu Qian walked over with small steps and clicked slowly, but there was no reaction at all, and Qiao Qiao snickered on the side.

Xu Qian was a little embarrassed and angry when he saw Qiao Qiao, so he pressed harder, but there was still no response.

At this time, Xu Qian was furious and slapped directly on the tape recorder!

Qiao Qiao hurriedly grabbed Xu Qian and shouted distressedly: "Alas, alas, what are you doing, this is what I spent most of my salary to buy, don't break it!"

Xu Qian said aggrievedly: "Then it won't be loud." ”

Xu Qian showed his "grievance" demeanor vividly, which caused others to be amazed.

Qiao Qiao laughed and said, "Can it sound if there is a lack of things?"

Xu Qian said suspiciously: "What's missing?"

Jojo pulled out a cassette tape from his pocket: "Look!"

Xu Qian exclaimed again: "Oh my mother!"

After speaking, Xu Qian asked suspiciously, "What is this?"

"Haha!"

Everyone laughed and leaned back.

"Nima, I don't know why you're so loud?"

"This is the second time!"

"It's so funny. ”

"It is worthy of Xu Gan's work, and Xu Qian's production must be a high-quality product. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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Master Feng was amazed, this stalk has been used for the second time, but Xu Qian used it very well, and the stalk was well embedded in the plot, and it didn't look abrupt at all.

There are very few comedians who can do this level today, and Xu Qian is the best one.

is still the same sentence, he is the king of comedy, the king of comedy, no one can compare with him, he is unique, sweeping the world, invincible.

Qiao Qiao was also extremely depressed: "I told you just now, don't react so much if you don't know each other!"

Jojo explained, "It's called a tape, and with it, it can ring!"

Xu Qian said happily again: "Really?"

Qiao Qiao put the tape in and said, "Come on, put this in, press it!"

The sound of "I Only Care About You" sounded, which is the singing voice of "Deng Wenjun" synthesized with virtual technology.

Deng Wenjun, the memories of an era, where there are Chinese, there is Deng Wenjun's singing, she has brought a generation of glamorous sounds, and today's divas are not enough to see in front of her.

Deng Wenjun's singing voice is too familiar to everyone, how to say her voice, it is a kind of beauty that can touch the soul beyond the scope of technology, as long as you are still a normal human being, you will definitely be moved by such singing, even in that era, her singing can break through all the shackles and bring people supreme enjoyment.

Her natural voice can really awaken the fundamental pursuit of beauty in the depths of everyone's heart, and make people's souls gain strength.

Even today, her singing voice still resounds throughout the land of China, and there is still no one who can replace her position in the hearts of everyone.

She is also Xu Qian's mother.

This is really a legacy, she is the most accomplished female singer in the Chinese music scene so far, and his son is also a legendary singer known as "Singer", what is even more terrifying is that his son has developed in many fields, and he has reached the top at a young age and has become a legendary figure like her.

The mother and son shine through the ages at the same time, how great is this?

"If I didn't meet you

Where will I be

How are the days going

Whether life should be cherished

Maybe you know someone

Living an ordinary life

I don't know if it will

There is also love that is as sweet as honey

Let the time pass in a hurry

All I care about is you. ”

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Listening to this familiar voice, everyone seemed to return to the beautiful old days, and vaguely saw a generation of divas beckoning to them.

A lot of people are talking to each other.

"Is this Deng Wenjun?"

"Has Deng Wenjun ever sung this song?"

"It's lonely and unheard, this is what Xu Qian wrote for her mother in the micro-movie "Old Boy" when she first debuted. ”

"Is it created by Xu Qian again?"

"It's so touching, Deng Wenjun's singing voice is still so sweet, it has a healing effect. ”

"It's refreshing. ”

"It's really beautiful, and there is no such sound in the world anymore. ”

"I'm going to watch "Old Boy", no matter what, Xu Qian has a heart. ”

The mother and son performed together, which is really a good story. ”

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Master Feng was also intoxicated, he had also experienced that era, and naturally knew the meaning of the three words "Deng Wenjun".

And the song "I Only Care About You" written by Xu Qian just fits the characteristics of Deng Wenjun's voice perfectly.

In Master Feng's eyes, "I Only Care About You" is a song that penetrates time and space, which can always deeply warm and move people's hearts, so that those who have listened to it are conquered by the intoxicating tenderness, and let the time pass in a hurry, and the memory is still that sweet smiling face and perfect singing voice.

"Queen, you have a proud son!"

Master Feng said in his heart.

Although Deng Wenjun has had a bumpy life, it is enough to have such a son, a brilliant life, and she must be very pleased.

At this time, Xu Qian was about to dance with Qiao Qiao, but a park security guard wearing a red armband came out and stopped the two from making further moves!

Xu Qian walked over slowly, shot directly, and twisted the security guard's neck with a "click", and the security guard didn't even say a word, and fell directly to the ground!

Everyone was stunned.

"Nima, it's too tough!"

"Contrast, this contrast can be... ”

"Awesome,. ”

"I'll go, Xu Qian's contrast caught me off guard!"

"Surprised, really surprised. ”

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Qiao Qiao said: "What are you doing!

Xu Qian said: "What are you dancing, the days are still long! I'll send him to the hospital first, don't make trouble!"

Jojo stomped her foot in frustration and had to run along.

Subsequently, the background of the LED screen was changed, and the park was still the same park, but it looked much older, and the background music became a tune from the nineties in this world!

And a group of workers pointed at the park with drawings, and it was obvious that the park was about to be demolished.

Xu Qian was wearing a flower gown and holding a radio, and at the moment he was dressed as a middle-aged woman.

The audience applauded again.

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian!"

"Women's clothing boss Xu Qian!"

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"Oh, today, it's the fifteenth anniversary of our marriage, in this fifteenth anniversary, I didn't jump this dance, I have to dance for him today anyway!"

Xu Qian twisted as he spoke, the action was very exaggerated, which made people laugh at it, and the audience's laughter almost never stopped.

Qiao Qiao greeted a person and looked very respectful: "Come on, come on, Mr. Zhang, come here, come here, come on." ”

Xu Qian hurriedly shouted, "Husband!"

Qiao Qiao looked at Xu Qian and said busily: "Oh, daughter-in-law, the wedding anniversary is right, I almost forgot, come and give it!"

As he spoke, he pulled an elbow out of his coat pocket.

Everyone laughed, and at the same time felt a little warm, after so many years, the elbow still hasn't changed!

Xu Qian opened his arms and couldn't wait to shout: "Husband, dance, dance!"

Qiao Qiao said nonchalantly: "What are you dancing, the days are long." ”

Qiao Qiao turned his head and said, "Come, Mr. Zhang, please, over here, I'm going to let him build one-"

At this time, a woman in a suit and sunglasses came to the stage, dressed as a strong woman, she was Mr. Zhang.

Xu Qian tugged at Qiao Qiao's clothes: "Alas, alas, introduce me!"

Qiao Qiao said: "Ah, this is my business partner, the business is doing very well, strong woman, hehe." ”

Xu Qian stomped his feet and said, "I'll let you introduce me!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm laughing at me. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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The audience burst into laughter.

Qiao Qiao smiled and said, "Hehe,!"

The audience laughs:

"Cheap inside。。。。。。。。 ”

"Nima, do you have that introduction?"

"Xu Qian's line skills don't have to be said!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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Xu Qian didn't say a word, and directly grabbed his hair and dragged him out a few meters away: "Who are you scolding?"

All.........

"Nima, tough!"

"It's too hanging!!!!!"

"Awesome, Xu Qian is too tough. ”

"Exposed. ”

"Let you talk about it. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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The audience was once again shocked by Xu Qian's fierceness.

Qiao Qiao said speechlessly: "When did I scold you for being cheap, cheap, insider." ”

Xu Qian asked, "What do you mean by being an insider?"

Qiaoqiao said impatiently: "Just say hello!"

Qiao Qiao then smiled at Mr. Zhang: "Mr. Zhang, this building is built here-"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Xu Gan: "Mr. Zhang, look at you like a cheap person!"

Qiao Qiao and Mr. Zhang were immediately dumbfounded.

"Haha!"

The audience laughed.

Xu Qian changed his words again: "Ah no, it's cheap!"

The two were dumbfounded again.

"Haha!"

The audience laughed again: "That's funny." ”

"People are cheap。。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian continued: "Ah...... I remembered that you were a slut!"

Qiao Qiao glared at Xu Qian and said, "Don't talk!"

Qiao Qiao turned to Mr. Zhang and said, "Mr. Zhang, she has no culture, let's talk about the project, this building will be built-"

Mr. Zhang said angrily: "Stop, I won't be cheap here, you and your inner slut, eat elbows slowly." ”

After speaking, Mr. Zhang left angrily, but Xu Qian waved his hand triumphantly:

"Goodbye!"

"Haha!"

The audience laughs:

"It's so interesting. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's really interesting. ”

"Perfect work. ”

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When the story came here, everyone was attracted, this story is warm, sweet, trivial, and Deng Wenjun's singing, which is simply flawless.