Chapter 303: What the Hell Is This For?
Xu Duan heard the Australian team protesting that he was a professional player, and almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, what kind of thing buddy is a professional player, where do you see that buddy is a professional player?
"Haha, I'm going to laugh and cry, they said that Xuan Xuan is a professional player!" Wei Ling, who was drinking water after the pause, sprayed Chen Nan in front of him on the spot when he heard this, Xu Xuan If he is a professional player, then everyone is a professional player, and he didn't even know what the rules on the basketball court were a month ago, how can you see that he is a professional player?
"I'll go, there's no one to protest this time!" Qin Feng looked speechless.
"I'm speechless!" said Ke Zhilun.
After hearing the translator's words, Xu Duan said confidently: "Go, you go and tell them what I do, tell them that I am a singer, a host, an actor, a writer, a screenwriter, a planner, well, by the way, if they get into any trouble in the republic and want to file a lawsuit, they can also come to consult me, if the price is right, I don't mind taking a lawyer's license for them!"
The translator heard Xu Duan's words full of black lines, and said in his heart that you are really not tired, you are not afraid of dying of exhaustion in so many professions, the translator naturally understands Xu Duan because he is a Chinese, and he doesn't feel too much after Xu Duan said it, but he has been complaining in his heart, but after he accompanied Wu Jianyang to Australia to explain, it can be regarded as scaring the people in Australia stupidly.
The people on the Australian side listened to the interpreter and said: " The player you protested against is called Xu Duan, he is very famous in my country, well, he is a singer, he is very good at singing, and now he is a host, his program is on the air, and he also wrote and acted in a hit web series, so he is also an actor, screenwriter and planner, and at the same time he is also a writer, he has written two phenomenal martial arts, which are all the rage, well, that he is also proficient in legal things, he said that if you have a need, you can consult him, if you don't believe it, you can search on the Internet, there are a lot of his resumes on the Internet, I am not particularly comprehensive, there is a more detailed introduction on the Internet。 ”
Burst!
The Australian side is all vomiting blood, what the hell? You say you're not comprehensive? Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you to death? How do you want to be comprehensive? Are you still human? This was born to steal jobs, right? How much are you robbing of jobs? What the hell is this for? Is this so exaggerated?
There is one counting, the stars of the Australian star team look at Xu Duanquan as if they are monsters, what kind of monster is this? This industry is also too much, right? And I heard that everything seems to be very professional, Nima, this basketball is also professional, you still don't let people live?
"Why don't we call the police!" William said dumbfounded, "This job grabbing is simply not leaving people alive!"
"Call the police, we're going to call the police!" Daniel said.
"It's scary, how much of a business did he do?" Thomas said.
"I don't know, it's estimated that it's almost ten, and it's terrifying to hear them all look very professional!" Matthews said.
"Then you can't play, how can he fight so professionally?" Luke said.
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The audience in front of the camera all laughed when they saw this scene, and the barrage was instantly joyful.
"Wowhaha, this group of crooked nuts was scared by the number of jobs Xu Xuan snatched, did you see it!"
"Haha, I'm so happy, you see Xavier's jaw is about to fall to the ground, haha!"
"Anyway, I suddenly feel that Xu Xuan has so many professions to take out to scare crooked nuts, do you feel happy!"
"It's so joyful, haha!"
"Hahahaha, I suddenly found that I was a fan of Xu Xuan, and I can be protested when I play basketball!"
"Who said it wasn't, it was protested to play a game, haha, it's so joyful!"
"It's the first time in the world, haha!"
"Haha, it's so funny!"
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Countless people watched this scene with all kinds of joy, but foreign netizens who saw this scene were frightened, especially after hearing the commentary and the simultaneous translation of the words into Chinese, they were simply dumbfounded.
"Oh, Maiga, who is this? Isn't it?"
"Is this a Terminator sent by God?
"Grab a job, God!"
"God, take that thing away, he's horrible!"
"Oh, God Almighty, take that thing away, he's pretending to be a human!"
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Foreign netizens are mainly Australian netizens, how obvious it is, the matches of Australian stars must be their own fans chasing and watching, and ordinary people really don't care too much about such games, after all, they are not professional-level competitions.
After such an episode, the game continued.
But after experiencing the protest scene, Australia's substitutes were a little trembling when they fought with Xu Xuan, because there was a product in that team that was too terrifying, who knew what else he had to be professional, and immediately took a full-court defense of Xu Xuan, anyway, no matter where Xu Xuan appeared on the field, as long as the ball was not in the hands of his team members, someone must be by his side to keep an eye on him, staring to death!
Xu Duan saw that this was not a thing, and suddenly the girl was running around the field, not to mention how happy the audience was, because I had never seen such a game, Nima, you are here to race?
"Haha, I'm going to pee laughing!"
"I'm going to laugh and pee, you look at the slip that Xu Xuan ran!"
"Anyway, Xu Xuan's energy is also abundant enough, that crooked kernel is about to be paralyzed, do you see?"
"Haha, that guy named John is almost tired and crying, and his tongue is sticking out haha!"
"I'll go, you see that Xu cut off that goods, and molested John, and ruined him!"
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John is really going to be tired and crying, Nima, I've never seen such a difficult game, what the hell is this breaking game, this, how can you stare at people and take the whole audience to stare at it, can you be quiet about that thing, you are not tired of running around all the fucking scene, you? You still make a face for me, ghost your sister, you make a face again, believe it or not, I will beat you to death? John panted and ran with Xu Duan all over the field, not to mention how tired he was, and almost jumped up when he saw Xu Duan turn around and grimace at him, what is this thing about? How can you run so much? Won't he get tired?
Just kidding, whoever runs all over the court will not be tired, Xu Duan is also tired and sweaty, but there is no way, John's staring is too tight, he doesn't get rid of the other party and has no chance to catch the ball and shoot.
Finally, John's speed is getting slower and slower, and he can no longer keep up with Xu Duan's speed, relatively speaking, Xu Duan's endurance is still much better than John's, after all, he has been practicing national art since he was a child, and John is just an entertainment star after all, although he looks quite strong, but he doesn't have Xu Duan's stamina.
Xu Duan saw that John couldn't bear it, and suddenly slipped out and ran to the second half, and received Li Xin's pass head-on, and shot was a three-pointer, bang, the basketball went into the net!
John was about to cry when he saw Xu Xuan throwing, is this livestock? You don't bring such a fierce one? I just stopped and you caught the ball and threw it, this is too terrifying, right? Don't they all say that the Chinese are not physically good? How can the become me in front of him?
John was tired and couldn't stand it, and he couldn't keep up with Xu Duan's footsteps anymore, and suddenly the star team seemed to have become a five-to-four scene, Xu Duan's twitter and a few goals, and the score on the field became 35:25 in minutes, and chasing points was called a fast.
The Australian coach saw that John couldn't bear Xu Xuan and hurriedly suspended the substitution, but, according to the level of the Australian team's quarterbacks, Luke is the first echelon, John belongs to the second echelon, and the one he replaced is called Jamie is the third echelon, not even the third echelon, because the Australian team didn't expect that their players couldn't carry the Republic Star Team at all, they were full of confidence to score points on the Republic Star Team, but who wanted to be blown up directly after the first quarter of their quarterback, oh, it should be said that they were tired, so they had to replace Jamie of the third echelon who was used to make up the numbers, after all, the starter was not over for a while, If he wants to push the starter up now, how will he play in the next game, after all, these are entertainment stars, not professional athletes, physical energy is not so abundant, once the physical strength is dragged down, then there is really no need to play again.