108. You're just a chicken

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you doing?"

"Let's try one more. ”

"Try it, try it. ”

A northwesterner and a southerner, two people speak an extremely lame northeast accent, imitating the cordial and friendly negotiation atmosphere of the people of Daqi Province.

Sometimes you feel that the world is very big, and two people need to fly tens of thousands of kilometers and cross N time zones if they want to meet, just like the poem says, "Life does not meet, but it moves like a participant".

Sometimes you think that the world is very small, and the figure of 9.6 million square kilometers seems quite bluffing, but it is just such a coincidence that you can meet, as the so-called life meets everywhere.

Originally, Han Fei came out for a walk, and after strolling, he walked to the palace area of Chu, and he didn't know what kind of scene was filming here, the crew used a cordon to fence off the palace area, and he was about to return the same way, but when he saw Da Tiantian, he doubted life.

The two of them spoke through the cordon, and seeing Da Tiantian coming over, Han Fei took the lead and asked, "Isn't this the Chu Palace, why are you here?"

Da Tiantian wore a hood, and her black hair hung down to her stomach, and she didn't know what the stylist thought, she didn't tie her hair in a war, what if she rushed over from the other side and grabbed her hair?

Besides, she is dressed like this, and it is estimated that the props team is designed according to the female version of Zhao Zilong, with white robes and silver armor, and gorgeous patterns. It's still pretty good in terms of equipment alone, but I didn't think about it when I patronized it, which made it clear that it was one size bigger than Da Tiantian's model, Da Tiantian was already slender, and this pair of armor was like hanging on a hanger on the body.

Da Tiantian walked over, rubbed and showed the sword in her hand, although it was not bladed, but at first glance it was still silver, she took a sword flower, poked at Han Fei in a chic manner, and said, "I still want to ask you, why are you here?"

"I said, can you put this broken thing away first, I don't know, I still think that the two of us are filming the scene of Supreme Treasure and Zixia in "Journey to the West"?" Han Fei looked at the bright sword blade that was two centimeters in front of his ribs, and rolled his eyes helplessly in return.

"You think beautifully, if I were Zixia, I would have stabbed you with a sword. ”

"If I were Zixia, I would definitely wear a golden hoop without hesitation, and being nagged by Tang Seng is better than being poked to death by you. ”

Da Tiantian has entered the role at this time, her figure is erect, she shook her sword, and said with horizontal eyebrows: "Be honest, who is a spy who dares to break into my Qi State military camp?"

"Shhhh

Han Fei flicked the sword away with his hand, and meowed, although he didn't open the blade, but in this winter, it still hurts to be poked by the tip of the sword.

"It's really a dead hand, take it, I said, are you a princess or a general?"

"Nonsense, of course it's a general, have you ever seen such a heroic princess?" Da Tiantian was very satisfied with his appearance, Han Fei pondered for a moment, could it be said that there are not only secondary two teenagers in this world, but also secondary two girls?

"Didn't you notice that this armor is one size bigger than you?" Han Fei asked.

Da Tiantian looked down at herself, turned half a circle from side to side, and suddenly felt very happy, and said with a smile: "Really?

Let me go, how long is your brain circuit, which can also be associated with losing weight?

Han Fei was speechless, so he had to change the topic and said, "It's been a long time, it turns out that your "Warring States" was also filmed here, I thought your crew was going to Hengdian to shoot?"

"Nonsense, China is the most suitable place to film Warring States dramas, Hengdian is the unification of the Warring States Period, okay?" Da Tiantian put his sword into the sheath, and despised Han Fei's IQ very much.

"You have it, you are awesome, you are both wise and beautiful. ”

"Hey, you just said yes, you're also filming here?" Da Tiantian's reaction was a little slow, perhaps because the neurons encountered synaptic delay in information transmission.

"Nonsense, if I don't want to film, I come here to see the scenery on a cold day? I'm not idle, how good it is to blow the heating at school. It can be regarded as seizing the opportunity to reply, Han Fei said in a sweet tone as it was.

Da Tiantian pulled out his sword again, but the Saint Seiya would never fall under the same move twice, Han Fei jumped back, half of his body away, Da Tiantian just couldn't poke him, he smiled cheaply: "I said, this is a murder weapon, don't you CCTV6's "Good Movie Appointment" didn't go on, just go to CCTV12's "Rule of Law Online" first." ”

"Phew, poke you to death and I will definitely have to go to CCTV1's "Moving China". ”

This armor seems to have a bit of weight, Da Tiantian has no strength after moving twice, helplessly lowered the sword in his hand, turned his head and asked, "What are you filming?"

"The Vertical and Horizontal of the Great Qin Empire". ”

"A sequel to 'Fission'?"

"Yo, you still know about fission?"

", dogs look down on people, when I was filming "The Legend of Sun Tzu", there was the crew of "Fission" next door, okay?"

Han Fei was slightly surprised, wow, Niu Pi, Brother Tian, so you are still old in Jiaozuo Film and Television City, and you are disrespectful.

Da Tiantian moved her arms, she was tired enough to swing her sword during filming in the morning, and she actually met Han Fei in the afternoon, and she swung a few more swords, alas, she was so tired that she panicked.

"What role do you play, eunuch, Lingyou, male pet?"

Han Fei crossed his hands on his hips, and didn't know what to say for a while, Da Tiantian saw his embarrassment, and laughed sneeringly.

"King Qin, do you believe it?"

"I believe in your evil, haha, you still play the king of Qin, let me tell you, you play the second Qin Hu Hai is almost the same. Da Tiantian smiled happily, holding her stomach, there was no goddess fan at all, if there was a camera at this time, I would definitely leave her a dozen black historical photos.

Han Fei pursed his lips, yes, he is not the king of Qin in this play for the time being, according to what was written in the script, he was put on the throne in the last episode.

"Don't believe it, I'm Hu Hai's great-grandfather. ”

"Really, you are Qin Shi Huang's grandfather?"

Han Fei coughed his throat, as if he had turned into a beast, and said eloquently: "I, Yingji, King Qin Zhaoxiang, have not ascended the throne for the time being, and I am Qin Shihuang and his grandfather. ”

"Yingji?" Da Tiantian shook her head, she had never heard of this name at all, it was enough to know Qin Shi Huang and Qin II.

"Well, Yingji, the grass of the society. ”

"Then didn't the current King of Qin call you Ji'er?"

"That's right. ”

Originally, Da Tiantian's mood had calmed down, but when he heard this name, he didn't know why he poked the laughing nerve again, and laughed like a big man picking his feet, and said: "Hahahaha, Ji'er, if this is a mouthful, don't you call it a chicken?" Haha, what is the broken name of this King of Qin." ”

"That's a chicken, not a chicken. ”

"Isn't it all the same when you read it quickly? ”

Han Fei sighed and said, "What's this weird, my eldest brother, King Qin Wu's name is strange, and people call him Dang'er." ”

"What?"

Da Tiantian's brain didn't react at once, Dang'er, this is funny, how can there be a chicken funny, the name of the chicken is very funny when you hear it, weak chicken, rookie, quiet as a chicken, the nickname of the king of a country is actually called this, it is really thanks to the ancient avoidance system.

"Swinging in the gut. Han Fei reminded.

"Dang'er, hahahaha, yes, you Qin kings are all surnamed Ying, Yingdang, my God, there is no such thing as lewdness in the dictionary of ancient people?"

"You are also a Chang'an person, and this group of people lived in your hometown thousands of years ago, can you give some face?"

"Non-existent, haha, chicken, that's a good nickname. ”