26. Brother several

Han Fei has never been able to cope with this kind of short scene of three aunts and six mothers-in-law, he fled in despair, and he didn't even have time to wait for the elevator when he got out, and slipped away quickly along the stairs, his movements were as skillful as Jackie Chan in "Plan A".

The small campus has the advantage of a small campus, just like Nortel, the catering service center is next door to the apartment building, and it is convenient to eat.

Han Fei entered the cafeteria, ordered a bowl of beef noodles, ate it leisurely, and then went to the store to buy daily necessities such as toothbrushes, toothpaste, shampoo, and towels, and bought a clothes pole, which is a necessity for life, but few people noticed this on the first day of school, and when it was time to use it, he found that it was really not good without it, and finally Han Fei went back to the dormitory with a plastic bucket.

It was already twelve o'clock in the grinding time, Han Fei came in to take a look, and the other three finally arrived. Nortel's dormitory is on the bed and under the table, the No. 3 and No. 4 beds on the balcony each hang down two legs, and the other moved a chair to sit on the balcony, with his feet on the railing, one more comfortable than the other, and the 315 dormitory is officially full.

"Yo, the brothers have finally arrived. Han Fei put down the guy in his hand, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said hello.

The man on the balcony walked over with his feet and replied with a smile: "Hello, my name is Wang Jinduo, from Chang'an." ”

"Hello, my name is Han Fei, a native of Shonan. ”

The two buddies on the bed turned over and got out of bed, and the bedroom was full of long legs.

"Hello, my name is Sun Qiang, from Jin Province. ”

"Hello, my name is Gao Jun, a native of Bengbu, Anhui Province. ”

"Awesome buddy, from Pearl Harbor. ”

"I know here, Emperor Li Yi, Bengbu is round. ”

The four of them greeted each other for a while, and like the freshmen of other colleges and universities across the country, they ranked according to age, Wang Jinduo was the eldest, Gao Jun was the second, Sun Qiang was the third, and Han Fei finally got rid of the number 2 and ranked fourth.

A group of people were idle and had nothing to do, so they simply went to walk outside the school together, went out from the side gate of the school, opposite the Jimen Bridge, and turned a side road to the leisure zone.

There is such a street around almost every university, where you can eat, surf the Internet, sing, applaud, and provide one-stop services.

"I said, can you be a little creative, second, what's so fun about the Internet café?" Standing at the door of the Internet café, the boss Wang Jinduo was a little helpless for a while.

"That's it, it's also from the acting department, how can you play such a low-level. The third grandson Qiang echoed.

Gao Jun said: "The acting department won't go to the Internet café, don't the acting department and pee, your frame is a little high, it's not grounded at all, fourth, what do you say?"

Han Fei said that I will smile and not speak, and I will listen to you.

"If you have it, go and go. ”

"Let's go, then. ”

"Okay. ”

When I arrived at the front desk of the Internet café, the network manager was a woman, and she was also a member of the Kill Matt family, her hair was as hot as the Lion King, and her eyeshadow was painted with a fight with my Airo, but her eyesight was not bad, and as soon as the four of them came in, she looked at them like infrared radar.

Han Fei and the four of them endured the nausea and swiped their ID cards, and hurriedly found a place to sit four times in a row, Han Fei fell at the end and came over with four bottles of Coca-Cola.

The second child jumped out of his temperament and joked: "Boss, does your network manager take a fancy to you, why does he keep aiming at you as soon as he enters the door, just like a hungry wolf trying to pounce on food." ”

"Fart, it's pretty much the same as falling in love with you, I think she's been watching you. The boss Wang Jin Duo was a little indignant.

Sun Qiang followed: "I don't think so, I think he has taken a fancy to the fourth, have you noticed it, she handed back the fourth's ID card for a longer time than us, and she is definitely memorizing the personal information of the fourth." ”

"I said, don't bring me with you for your bad taste, I bought you all the drinks, can you give me a face?" Han Fei pouted helplessly.

呲, 呲, 呲, 呲.

The sound of four Coke bottles being opened sounded, and the three of them still didn't soften after eating others, and continued to tease Han Fei.

"A bottle of Coke wants to send us away, but it can't be done. ”

"That's it, the network manager definitely takes a fancy to you, and if you want me to say, you don't have to pay for these four bottles of drinks, just throw them over with a wink. ”

"That's not all, you have to add two packs of spicy strips, hahaha. ”

How to win by playing three at a time, even if it is Lu Bu, he will play five or five, and Han Fei is not like Ye Man, I want to fight ten.

Han Fei begged for mercy directly: "You have it, I'll invite you for dinner, you guys are forgiving, will you be okay?"

"That's pretty much it. ”

"Well, since you have this awareness, then we won't talk about it. ”

"Hurry up, hurry up, Lianzhong, CS Online, my room is ready. ”

"Come on, let me tell you, I'm the Chang'an gun god, do you know? ”

"Phew, Lao Tzu is also the king of the Pearl Harbor sword, a knife elementary school student. ”

"Pull it down, under the deterrence of the first sniper in my Sanjin land, you are all ants, and I will kill the one who took the mine bag on the opposite side with one shot from 800 meters away. ”

A crow quacked over Han Fei's head, bringing out a long black line, how can you brag, do you know if you brag about not paying taxes?

As a result, after the game starts, the technique is higher than the other, the tone is higher than the other, the gun god becomes a master of human strokes, and he does not hurt the opponent half a hair face to face; the sniper and the person snipe in the middle of the road, and the two shots are knocked down; as for the sword king, it is even worse, and he is ambushed with a grenade when he turns the corner.

"Melon cowardice, cover me, forehead drop god. ”

"The ball is so strong that my own blood is almost gone. ”

"Lao Tzu will give you a jio. ”

"Point B point B point, the other side is packed, and it's annoying to hang a batch, go quickly." ”

The dialect of Tiannan and Haibei scolded out, as if talking about cross talk, a meal of rookies pecked each other, and the afternoon time was also dealt with, several people shouted all afternoon and their voices were a little hoarse, even with their necks and fingers were so sore that they didn't want to, so they simply got off the plane collectively at five o'clock, and it was time to sacrifice the five internal organs temple.

Out of the Internet café, Han Fei twisted his waist and moved his body, looked back at the three roommates, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Gao Jun said: "Is it okay for the Manchu and Han to sit at the table?"

Sun Qiang said: "Don't be like this, Han Quanxi will do it, haha." ”

Han Fei rolled his eyes, you guys are really, and then looked directly at the boss Wang Jinduo, the boss is the boss after all, and directly clapped the board: "Hot pot, the atmosphere is lively enough." ”

"I can't eat spicy food. ”

"Then the mandarin duck pot, what a big deal. ”

"Then it's decided, it's hot pot. ”

Even Confucius once said, "There is nothing that cannot be solved by a hot pot, and if there is, then add a few more beers." ”

The four of them continued to walk forward, and the eight long legs stepped forward frantically, one step at a time, Guo Xiaosi, and finally stopped in front of a hot pot restaurant, okay, it's him.

Everyone found a booth and sat down, and the waiter sent the menu over to order, and then replaced the nine-square grid with a mandarin duck pot, adding soup and putting ingredients at the same time. After waiting for about ten minutes, the soup base was boiling, the dishes were ready, and a box of Yanjing beer was brought with me.

The boss opened the bottle neatly, and saw that he usually drank a lot, and the four of them poured a cup each.

"Everyone gathers together from all over the world, fate. ”

"Meeting is fate, let's touch one. ”

"Yes, we are destined to meet thousands of miles away. ”

"one. ”

Everyone raised their heads and took a sip of the wine, beer this thing, except for the swelling of the bladder, the degree is really like that.

"Eat this, beef shutters, it's delicious. Han Fei gave his roommate Amway while eating.

"Is this thing an internal organcal?" Sun Qiang looked at the churning thing in the pot with some disgust, hey, the thief is disgusting, the black is not slippery, it is like having long hair.

"Count the offal, eat it quickly, if you don't eat it, you'll get old." The boss took a colander and fished out a louver, and then put a piece of yellow throat in the pot.

Sun Qiang said: "Forget it, I can't accept it, I'll still eat yuba." ”

"You still eat beef, can you eat the fourth child if you are vegetarian?" Gao Jun made a fortune in a muffled voice, and buried his head in the bowl with meat.

Han Fei smiled and said, "If you are full, you just have to eat, and the beef is not enough." ”

After three rounds of drinking, a group of people began to brag and fart, first talking about how hard they were in their third year of high school, how fucked up they were at school, and then the topic didn't know how to bias it to entertainment gossip, and the four of them argued endlessly about which Chinese goddess was the most beautiful.

The eldest Wang Jinduo supported Guan Zhilin, the second Gao Jun chose Qiu Shuzhen, the third grandson chose Li Jiaxin, and Han Fei chose Wang Zuxian.

……

Several people didn't drink badly, the four of them shared a case of beer easily, and after eating and going out to walk along the street for a while, Sun Qiang suddenly found something, his eyes rolled, and there was an expression on his face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"I said, brother, do you want to relax?"

"How, how to relax?" Gao Jun drank a little less, although he was not drunk, but his tongue was a little disobedient.

"Find a master to get it. Sun Qiang threw out a sentence with peace of mind.

Look at what you're saying, find a master to get it, what master? How do you get it? You kid doesn't want to go to the blacksmith shop to get a big sword, do you?

Han Fei asked, "Third child, what do you want to do?"

"Don't do anything stupid, you've just started school, and if you get caught, you'll definitely be expelled. The boss said righteously.

"What are you thinking in your head, look at you one by one, your mind is full of yellow thoughts, and I haven't said how to relax before you become a vagent. The third child spread his hands helplessly, looked at the left hand side and slanted forward, and said, "There, do you see clearly?"

The other three looked in the direction, an alley, and a sign was erected at the entrance of the alley, XX Bathhouse.

Damn, what a bathhouse, look at your kid pretending to be mysterious and sneaky, can't you talk well?

Sun Qiang walked over and hugged Han Fei's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Fourth, you are a southerner, and you haven't been to a bathhouse." ”

"No, we're all washing in single compartments. Han Fei nodded and replied.

"That's okay, I'll take you back to the bathhouse today, just to remove scale. ”

"I take a bath every day, where does the dirt come from on my body? ”

"Hey, don't talk too much, you will know if you have washed it or not. ”

"Okay, then go ahead, I don't believe it yet. ”

The first thing I saw when I entered the bathhouse was a counter, and a few people paid and walked into the dressing room next to it, maybe it was just the beginning of school, maybe it was the hot weather, there were one or two middle-aged people in the bathhouse, it was estimated that they were the surrounding residents, to be honest, they came to the bathhouse on a hot day, either they had a problem with their brains or they were idle.

Entering the bathroom, there is a row of shower heads on the left, but there is no partition, only a small slot is cut out in the wall for toiletries, and on the right hand side are two pools, and there are four single beds at the end of the room.

When southerners first arrive in the north, the last thing they are used to is bathing. In the south, bathing is really just a bath, and in the north, bathing is a kind of leisure, a huge bathhouse, a group of big men and women are frank and honest, and it is really a little uncomfortable.

"Fourth, don't get used to it. The boss looked at Han Fei, who was wrapped in a bath towel and looked scared, and asked with a smile.

"It's a little unaccustomed. Han Fei replied.

"Wash it a few times and get used to it. Sun Qiang put the bath towel on his shoulder, and walked over with his bare buttocks dangling the gun.

The second child followed and coaxed: "Yes, they are all men, and they are afraid of being looked at, fourth, you won't be too small in the model of the parts." ”

"Get out, wash it, who is afraid of whom. Han Fei unscrewed the faucet of the sprinkler, and the water poured out, flowing all the way down the skull to the chest, and finally hitting down the furrow in the middle of the six-pack abs.

From kindergarten onwards, men pee longer and farther than anyone at the beginning, to who has the biggest parts after development, and finally boasts about who has stronger endurance and explosive ability.

The four of them quietly observed the people next to them while washing, okay, the difference is not big, the parts and models of the four people are not gifted, but fortunately they are not miserable.

After drinking wine and taking a shower, it was quite comfortable, Han Fei closed his eyes, the water in the shower head hit his face straight up, his brain was much clearer, the hot water covered his body, and the smell of wine came out of his pores with sweat, which was very comfortable.

"Let's go for a while. ”

"Okay. ”

The four of them jumped into the pool like toads. The water temperature is moderate, not too hot, but just enough to sweat.

Han Fei's upper body was lazily leaning against the pool wall, his head was leaning against the edge of the pool, his eyes were closed comfortably, he didn't want to move, he only felt that his body was starting to heat up, the hot air in the air made it a little difficult for him to breathe, his brain was dizzy, but it was not like the kind of dizziness when he had a cold, this dizziness was very comfortable.

Sweat kept spreading out along the pores, the surface of the skin was like a dog's tail grass, there was a trembling and itchy feeling, the muscles were becoming more and more relaxed, and the breathing was more and more gentle, Han Fei felt that he could soak to the ground.

"Damn, the fourth one is faint. ”

"Hurry up, I'm dizzy. ”

"Scoop it up, scoop it up. ”

Wang Jinduo and Sun Qiang dragged Han Fei up, Gao Jun took a towel and wiped it on Han Fei's face, and shouted: "Fourth, wake up, I'm damn, you can't help but soak like this." ”

Han Fei's mind was confused, he only felt that he had been asleep for a while, and he was suddenly woken up by his roommate, and he was stunned for a while before he reacted, he beeped the dog, this time he was embarrassed and threw himself home, why did he faint?

"I'm sorry, I'm going back to the bath. ”

"Haha, I've seen it. ”

"Isn't it much cooler than showering. ”

"Let's go and let the master rub it. ”

Sun Qiang helped Han Fei to walk to the lying bed over there, and when he arrived, he took advantage of the situation and shouted, "Boss, come and rub a few masters." ”

"Okay. Someone in the back replied.

After a while, the curtain was lifted behind him, and two old masters walked in, their hair was black and white, but the two pairs of arms were powerful, and their circumference was thicker than some people's thighs.

"How many, who's going to come first?"

"He comes before him, master, he's from the south, the first time he takes a bath, you can get it well. ”

"Okay, keep it for your comfort. ”

Han Fei lay on the bed, thinking in his heart, this time it is really a knife for me to be a fish, so let it be slaughtered.

The design of this bed is quite reasonable, a hole was dug against the head, just enough to put a face in, of course, Xiao Yueyue can't put it like this.

The old master washed the bath towel and rubbed it all the way down Han Fei's neck, like an old ox plowing the ground, and after a few rubs, the old master asked, "How is it, is it strong?"

"It's okay, don't worry, I'm struggling. ”

"Okay, please. ”

Han Fei estimated that the master regarded the bath as a hobby rather than a job, he rubbed it unhurriedly, and the intensity gradually increased, Han Fei raised his head slightly and looked back, I go, it's really dirty. With a shy expression, the master said apologetically: "I'm sorry, it's a little dirty, but I really take a shower every day." ”

"It doesn't matter, you're clean, do our bathing business, the more mud you rub, the harder you rub, you dirt, it's almost the same as nothing. ”

"Master, don't talk about you, I'm a child, I'm afraid of losing my life. ”

"It's okay, you're not like you. ”

Okay, Han Fei said that whatever you say is what you say, turned around and continued to put his face in that hole.

The scrubbing master changed directions and stood at Han Fei's feet, along the calf gastrocnemius muscles all the way up, then to the thigh muscles, and finally slowly rubbed to the sensitive area.

"Master, how did you get there?" Han Fei suddenly turned over like a fish that had been beaten by electricity.

"Haha, you're not weird, aren't you? ”

"This is normal. ”

Before the master explained, those people began to laugh, and the atmosphere was inevitably a little embarrassing for a while, the master is a master after all, he has been in this business for decades, what kind of customers have not seen, and comforted softly: "It's okay, that's how to scrub the bath, don't worry, I have a number in my hand." ”

"That is, the master has rubbed countless people and has experience. ”

"You just relax and lie down. ”

There was no way, Han Fei could only continue to lie down, with mixed feelings in his heart, what is this special thing, it is the first time that he has been touched by a man like this.

The old master was indeed skillful, and rubbed it along the inner thigh, but the distance was extremely well controlled, and he did not touch the sensitive area, but the neurons in that area were much more active than other places, and Han Fei felt that a certain place was getting bigger intentionally or unintentionally.

The master took out his hand and rubbed it from his waist along the hip line, Han Fei scolded in his heart, but his body was indeed comfortable and tight.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, cool!"

Han Fei rubbed his whole body with a layer of sweat, the master continued to beat him, and skillfully massaged, a few shameful words unconsciously popped out of Han Fei's throat.

"Come on, Qi is alive, you go and rush it. "The master finished a set of eighteen palms to descend the dragon, and after the incident, he brushed his clothes and went to hide his merit and fame.

The eldest and second and third all looked at Han Fei with a cheap expression, we don't say anything, we will quietly kill you.

Han Fei: (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻