Chapter 44: If You Don't Go Out, I'll Go Out
The so-called third-class pervert looks at the face, the second-class pervert looks at the chest, and the first-class pervert looks at the legs. This sentence is absolutely not nonsense! You can judge from the first glance of a man at a woman that this man is a kind of pervert.
Of course, the pervert mentioned here is not actually derogatory. After all, everyone has a love for beauty, and no matter how beautiful a woman wears, she is always for men.
On the other hand, the first time a man looks at a woman, it can also determine the maturity of the man for a woman. The first time you look at a woman's face, it is often the age when love first blooms, and what cares about the relationship between men and women, not the woman's body.
At first glance, it shows that the man is relatively mature, and the attraction of a woman's body to him is already greater than the emotional attraction of men and women.
As for the first glance at the legs, this man is definitely a well-ripened man. This kind of man will generally go through a lot of women, and for women is almost to the point of returning to basics.
Yang Fan, on the other hand, does not belong to any of the above, he has been freed from the shackles of these rules. When he looks at a woman now, he will look at it as a whole and discover the shining points in this woman, which is the real realm of returning to the basics!
For her elementary school classmate Lin Duckweed, Yang Fan has always felt that she is very intellectual!
It is difficult for an intellectual woman to make a man have that kind of bad idea as soon as they meet. On the contrary, it will make the man feel at peace, and there will be a very warm feeling with her.
But today, Lin duckweed has completely subverted all of Yang Fan's perceptions of women. This intellectual Lin duckweed is actually wearing black suspender stockings, and the innermost, what people can't imagine is a pair of underwear with cartoon patterns!
Black suspender stockings, undoubtedly a symbol of sexiness and wildness, are the most likely to arouse men's desire to sin. And cartoon panties, this one is only worn by little girls, not by mature women!
It's a paradox!
"Talented, really fucking talented!" Yang Fan thought for a long time, but he couldn't give Lin duckweed an accurate definition. He couldn't figure out at all whether Lin duckweed had a wild heart under the intellectual exterior, or was she in the stage of trying to change herself, or if she was wearing the wrong clothes......
Thinking of holding Lin duckweed's green and boneless jade hand, Yang Fan couldn't help but mutter: "No wonder people say that holding a classmate's hand regrets not doing it at the beginning!"
Well, however, my brother and Lin duckweed were elementary school classmates at the time. Even if you have that idea, it seems that the body function is not enough?
Thinking wildly, Yang Fan walked back to the seventh class of the second year of high school.
"Fuck, idol!" Seeing Yang Fan coming back, Wang Yi stood up and said exaggeratedly.
"What kind of idol, the object of vomiting?" Yang Fan said angrily and sat down in his place.
Lei Ting wasn't in the classroom, and she didn't know what to do.
"Hey, I didn't mean that. Wang Yi said with a straight face: "You are now a celebrity who has caused a sensation in the whole school!"
"What do you mean?" Yang Fan asked in surprise.
Wang Yi looked at Yang Fan and said, "Pretend, you pretend." What were you doing in the cafeteria at noon today?"
"You were also in the cafeteria at the time?Why didn't I see you?" Hearing Wang Yi's words, Yang Fan understood, and Wang Yi knew about his feelings in the cafeteria.
"I'm not in the cafeteria. Wang Yi said: "I went home for dinner at noon today." However, as soon as I got back to school, I heard the whole campus talking about it. Just now, the school bulletin board has also come out to deal with the results, and Li Tao and they have all been recorded once. The key is that the announcement says that in view of the fact that Yang Fan is innocent, he will be exempted from punishment to show justice!"
"Why didn't I notice anyone watching the school's bulletin board?" Yang Fan asked.
"It's been all over the crowd a long time ago, I'm afraid that no one in the school doesn't know about it, so do you still need to go and watch?" Wang Yi said: "Dude, you are really good, you actually caused such a big incident at once." I've heard that the office phone of the director of discipline is about to be blown up by parents, who are complaining about the school's mismanagement!"
"How can I speak? Did I provoke this? I didn't throw food at other students! It was Li Tao and them who splashed those students' food! Besides, there are announcements on the bulletin board of this school, which proves that I am innocent. Yang Fan rolled his eyes and said.
"Hey, hey, less coming. Wang Yi smiled evilly with a look of disbelief: "You must have deliberately provoked this matter, so you can be the one who suffers?"
"If you talk nonsense, be careful that I sue you for slander. "Yang Fan is also happy, this Wang Yi is really right!
Seeing Yang Fan's smiling face, Wang Yi knew that he had guessed correctly, the incident that occurred in the noon cafeteria was caused by Yang Fan.
Wang Yi paused and said, "You have to be careful of Li Tao and the others in the future, it is estimated that they will not be finished with you." ”
"I'm not going to end up with them. Yang Fan said casually.
Seeing Yang Fan's calm appearance, Wang Yi gave a thumbs up and said, "Amazing, don't be so calm that it hurts." ”
Yang Fan smiled weirdly at Wang Yi and said, "Don't worry, when the time comes, my brother will let you witness who will be so calm that it hurts." ”
As he spoke, the class bell rang.
Lei Ting hurriedly walked in from outside the classroom, didn't look at Yang Fan, and sat straight in her place. However, after sitting down, Lei Ting still glanced at Yang Fan a few times, and her face was full of incomprehensible looks. It seems that she also knew about the cafeteria incident that happened at noon.
At this time, He Yulan walked into the classroom, and the first class in the afternoon was the head teacher He Yulan.
I saw He Yulan with a gloomy face, walked to the podium, and the handout in her hand fell heavily on the podium, making a loud "bang".
The students in the class all looked at each other, and they didn't dare to take a breath, and they didn't know why He Yulan was so angry.
"Yang Fan, you stand up for me. He Yulan glared at Yang Fan and shouted.
Yang Fan reluctantly stood up.
He Yulan pointed at Yang Fan and said: "Yang Fan, I don't care what kind of virtue you used to have in other schools! I've been a teacher for so many years, and I've never seen a completely hopeless student like you.
I've only been here for three days, and look at all these things you've provoked! I don't know what you think you've done at school? I was caught smoking on the rooftop and the director of discipline didn't admit it, I was late for school, and today at noon I made a big deal in the cafeteria. What the hell do you want to do?"
Hearing He Yulan's words, Yang Fan already understood that although the school bulletin board announced that he was innocent and would not punish himself. But the director of discipline must still talk to his head teacher, He Yulan.
"Teacher He, I am also innocent. Yang Fan had an attitude that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water: "The school has issued an announcement saying that I am innocent." ”
"You..."He Yulan said angrily, "You are really a hopeless thing!"
Hearing He Yulan's words, Yang Fan was also angry, the school issued an announcement saying that he was innocent, and you He Yulan are still rushing to teach her brother?
Immediately opened his mouth and said: "Teacher He, please be respectful, could it be that you call others things, and your teacher taught you?"
As soon as Yang Fan said this, the whole class was in an uproar. All the students in the seventh class of the second year of high school looked at Yang Fan with the eyes of aliens, and they didn't understand how he could have the courage to challenge the authority of the head teacher, He Yulan.
"Yang Fan, what are you talking about, you tell me again!" He Yulan was completely furious, and no student had ever challenged her authority like Yang Fan.
"I said Teacher He, please be respectful, I am a person, not what you call in your mouth! Could it be that you call others like this, and your teacher taught you?" Yang Fan looked like a ruffian, and looked at He Yulan with a smile: "You are also a teacher, and you speak so ugly, don't you feel blushing?"
"Fuck, idol!" I don't know who whispered such a sentence, it is estimated that it is Wang Yi.
Immediately, the whole class boiled and the fryer was up!
Because of Yang Fan's words and Yang Fan's attitude, all the students no longer had any scruples about attending the class teacher He Yulan's class, and began to talk to each other.
All of a sudden, the seventh class of the second year of high school became as chaotic as attending another teacher's class.
"You, you, I want to see your parents, call your parents to me!" He Yulan shouted almost hysterically.
"I'm sorry, Mr. He, I don't think you need to see my parents, because I didn't make any mistakes. Yang Fan said calmly: "Moreover, I don't think my parents need to talk to such an uneducated teacher as you!"
As soon as Yang Fan's words fell, there was an uproar again.
The confrontation between Yang Fan and He Yulan is just like **, wave after wave!
The students of the seventh class of the entire second year of high school also looked at Yang Fan with admiration at this time, and admired Yang Fan in their hearts. Although they also understood what Yang Fan said, none of them dared to confront He Yulan in person and say such things.
"Yang Fan, you get out of here. He Yulan pointed at Yang Fan, trembling with anger.
"I'm sorry, Mr. He, I didn't make any mistakes. Yang Fan looked at He Yulan with a calm expression, and said slowly: "You don't have any right to kick me out of the classroom." Besides, even if I make a mistake, I don't have a problem with you punishing it accordingly. But I have the right to study as a student, and you have no right to kick me out of the classroom and prevent me from studying!"
"Dude, you are so talented!" Wang Yi finally couldn't help it, and secretly gave Yang Fan a thumbs up in his armpit, and said in a very low voice that only Yang Fan could hear.
"Okay, okay, okay, you don't go out, right? If you don't go out, I'll go out!" He Yulan said this, picked up the teachings on the desk, and walked out of the classroom quickly.
It can be vaguely seen that He Yulan's shoulders are shaking slightly, it is not because He Yulan is crying, but He Yulan is angry with Yang Fan!