85, long live long live long live
For Tang Shuang, this day has been frequent, since Brother Sanjian and Sister Xiangning came back, from the pick-up scene to the present, Tang Shuang has not received a single praise, oh, I think of it, there was a vague praise, that is, when I gave the rose lily, the rest was all lectures, and even Sister Xiangning, who never scolded people, couldn't help but criticize him just now.
It's really frustrating~
Tang Shuang returned to the room tired, lay on the bed to recuperate, he wanted to feed himself a few more bowls of chicken soup to boost morale.
The door was pushed open, and the sound of soft footsteps came, and he didn't bother to look at it.
"Xiaoshuang ~ give you a chocolate made by your mother. ”
It turned out to be candy in red panda pajamas, after she took a bath, her hair was still a little wet, and her body was fragrant, standing on the side of the bed, her little hand handed over, spread out her palm, it was a chocolate wrapped in gold leaf.
Tang Shuang lay on the bed, turned her head to look at this cute thing, and said, "Aren't you going to hide it and not eat it?"
Candy said cutely: "It's delicious, you will have strength after eating, I will only give you one, not two." ”
Tang Shuang took the chocolate, held it in the palm of her hand, and deliberately asked, "How do you know it's delicious if you haven't eaten it?"
Candy looked at Tang Shuang with "you are so stupid" eyes, and said loudly: "Of course what Mom made is delicious." ”
Tang Shuang pinched her little face and said with a smile: "The little mouth is quite sweet~ Then I will really eat it." ”
Candy was a little reluctant, her eyes turned with the chocolate, but she still nodded firmly: "Well, you can eat it~ You are not allowed to cry after eating." ”
Tang Shuang: "Who said I was going to cry." ”
Candy Er forked her waist and shouted: "The Lun family is your sister, of course you know, hum, Dad always scolds you, but it's sad." ”
Tang Shuang was speechless, a little moved in her heart.
At this time, Candy stood beside the bed and stretched out her hands: "Xiaoshuang hug~"
Tang Shuang lifted the "intimate little padded jacket" and put it on her stomach, and the chick giggled and wanted to tickle Tang Shuang.
"jiu~jiu~tickle you~hee~"
Tang Shuang didn't show weakness, and also scratched her, and the two laughed together.
……
The next day, in the study, Tang Sanjian and Tang Shuang.
"Why can't I get out of that book?"
Tang Sanjian asked in confusion, he had just tried to log in to the Sword of Impermanence, but he was constantly prompted with the wrong password.
Tang Shuang was shocked, and then remembered that he had already given the "Impermanence Sword" to the eunuch.
Now that the account used by Tang Sanjian has become Tang Shuang's, he changed the password, so it's strange that Tang Sanjian can board it.
"You're updating it every day, I don't know what it's like, have you dropped your favorites, and have readers remembered me?" Tang Sanjian asked.
Tang Shuang's brain teaser is in a hurry, he just puts on the scud and turns sharply, there is only one way to go at this time, that is, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, confess leniently, and truthfully recruit.
So Tang Shuang first said a lot of euphemisms, Tang Sanjian felt that something was wrong when he listened to it, what did this muddy boy mean, or the last finishing touch made him completely understand, and it also made him thunder.
"In short, I put the "Sword of Impermanence" eunuch. ”
Tang Sanjian has also written online novels for several years, he understands the word eunuch, endured it, didn't hold back, and said: "Do you believe it or not, I put you as a eunuch." ”
Huang Xiangning at the door said angrily: "Old Tang, what are you talking nonsense!"
"Mother~ What does eunuch mean?" asked the candy holding Huang Xiangning's hand cutely.
Huang Xiangning asked Tang Sanjian to speak well, and then took the candy and left, which is not suitable for children here.
As soon as Candy Candy turned around in three steps, she was sure that Xiao Shuangzi was going to be scolded again.
Her gossip heart has been activated today, and her hunch tells her that there is a good show to watch here.
"Mom~ Can I play with Xiaoshuang?" The cute candy couldn't hold back the excitement in her heart.
"Mom gave you a manicure. Tang Sanjian was talking to Tang Shuang about things, and Huang Xiangning didn't want to let the little cutie join in the fun.
"Oh~ Mom, do you want to paint Tang Tang's nails red?"
"What do you mean?"
……
As Huang Xiangning and Candy Candy left, Brother Sanjian's anger value paused for a moment and then soared.
Tang Shuang hurriedly reassured: "Dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas, the anger is too much and hurts the body, don't look at me and I haven't updated it, but the clicks and collections of "Impermanence Sword" are rising." ”
Tang Sanjian said suspiciously: "Don't try to fool me, open it and look at it!"
Tang Sanjian opened the backstage area of "Impermanence Sword", and the update was still at the end of last month, this muddy boy really wrote him a word!
Although Tang Sanjian asked Tang Shuang to update it every day at that time, based on his lazy character judgment, he actually didn't have such extravagant expectations in his heart, and set a bottom line, and he was thankful that he would update 3 or 40,000 words in twenty days.
However, the reality is cruel, and there is not a word! It is really in line with his consistent temperament!
The number of words has not increased, but the number of collections has risen high!
When Tang Sanjian left, the number of collections was 333, he remembered it clearly, but now it was more than 10,000! It was 10,000, not 1,000, not 100, let alone 100!
"What's the matter, you bought the navy?" Tang Sanjian's first reaction was that Tang Shuang bought the navy to brush the data.
Tang Shuang began to explain as if showing off, this and this, that and that......
"You said you wrote a novel and became famous? ”
Tang Shuang called up the special area of "Heroes", and Tang Sanjian saw that it was really "three swords of the imperial guard", that is, "he" wrote it!
Looking at the data of "Hero" again, there is really no harm if there is no comparison, and he has been dumped for dozens of streets.
It took a long time to confirm again and again, and Tang Sanjian believed that Tang Shuang had written a novel, this muddy boy who had been scolded by him for more than ten years as a lazy worm and a scumbag actually wrote a novel!
This is much beyond Tang Sanjian's cognition, and this novel seems to be very popular, even with the pen name of "Three Swords of the Imperial Guard" has become popular, and a large number of private messages have been received in the author's area.
Tang Sanjian still couldn't believe it, and said seriously: "Don't mess around, do your duty." ”
Tang Shuang: "......"
"Is it so unbelievable that I can write a novel based on my ability? After all, I am also a top student in the Chinese department of a major university, how difficult is it to write a novel? No, this is not the point, the point is to overcome the problem of laziness, as long as I am diligent, writing a novel is a relatively simple thing......
In addition to Huang Xiangning and Tang Zhen, Tang Sanjian, Tang Shuang and Candy all have problems with Edser in the old Tang family, which is in the same vein.
People who like to be Se often can't see another person who is Se, which is called a mountain that cannot tolerate two tigers.
Like Tang Shuang, every time he saw Candy Candy in front of him, he couldn't help but tell stories to suppress her.
And now Tang Shuang couldn't hold back, he was nervous in front of Tang Sanjian, Tang Sanjian couldn't help it, and started his daily lecture.
He pointed to the "Romance of the Dragon and Snake", which was being serialized, and picked out all kinds of faults, saying that the content was not literary and in-depth, and then saying that this writing was like a primary school student, where is the level that a so-called high-achieving student should have......
……
"What should I do if you use this account for you?" said Tang Sanjian, who had finished picking the thorn.
"Or I'll register a new one, but my book "Romance of the Dragon and Snake" is being serialized, and I can't change my account to write it. Tang Shuang said.
"Who made me your father, so let's do it, you continue to use this account, and I'll apply for another one. ”
How can you let the eldest master do it himself, of course, it is a junior like Tang Shuang who does it for him.
The junior asked, "Big man, oh no, Dad, what's the name?"
Tang Sanjian thought about it again and again, pondered it, and took out the book from the bookshelf to check it, and finally said: "In this way, let's call it long live long live long live." ”
Tang Shuang suspected that there was something wrong with his hearing, and Tang Sanjian said word by word: "I said, the pen name I gave was Banzai, Banzai, Banzai, Banzai, Banzai." ”
Tang Shuang slapped his horse and said: "This must contain a very profound meaning!"
Tang Sanjian said with a smile: "That's right! No matter how powerful the imperial guards are, they have to revolve around the Long Live Lord." ”
Tang Shuang's heart is galloping~