My name is September, and I am a two-hundred-year-old nine-tailed fox.

In my world, there is a strange world where there are gods and monsters, and I am not a man-eating monster in my own world, but I have my own legitimate job.

The premise of this job is to take off your clothes and...

"Mommy, Mommy. ”

A little girl tugged at the hem of her mother's clothes, pointed to the arctic fox on the other side of the glass and said, "That fox has nine tails." ”

Yes, that's right, the Arctic fox being pointed at is me.

"Poof. ”

Although Gaudí knew that September was a funny anime character, he couldn't help but laugh when he saw a nine-tailed fox being watched in the zoo.

After a while, zoo managers dragged September away.

"How many times have you said that don't show your tail, so that it will be seen by tourists, and 200 sheep will be deducted. ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. ”

A female fox demon with a flat chest repeatedly apologized to the management, she wore a white short-sleeved shirt and red shorts, and had short hair that reached just to the shoulders, looking less like a girl and more like a boy.

She is September, Gaudi walked into the management background, although this world is quite funny, but it is indeed a world of immortal cultivators.

It may be a fake immortal...

"September, hi. ”

Gaudí greeted September, who also saw Gaudí and was surprised.

Everyone in the group knows what Gaudí looks like, and September knows it too.

A handsome guy, but it's not September's dish, September's dream lover is Inuyasha!!

Although they are all canines, they are indeed a little casual.

Ah, who is Inuyasha, you ask?

Inuyasha is the male protagonist of "Inuyasha", wearing a red fire rat coat, white hair, and a dog demon with iron broken teeth, even if he doesn't know Inuyasha, his lover Kikyo should know.

"Group leader, why do you have time to come to my world? ”

"Look, by the way, I'll tell you a good news, the main character of the heavens is going to pull Inuyasha into the group, how about it? ”

"Ahh

September covered his face with a little blush.

"Why did you deliberately pull that one?"

Girl... Sure enough, it's the type that will be shy when you see your first love, which is not as good as her grandmother Daji, Daji is the kind that is shameless.

"Well, but it will take a year to come, and the Heavens protagonist chat group will only be able to pull one member in a year. ”

"Huh?!"

September feels like I'm being played. But she soon reacted.

"Leader, you're kidding me. ”

"Haha, seeing that you are so depressed, I will make a little joke, come, introduce you to a friend. ”

A puppy appeared on Gaudí's head, wearing a sacred ring around his neck, and its evolutionary route was indeed correct, it was the evolutionary route of the puppy beast.

"It's a puppy. ”

"So cute!!"

Maybe it's because of the resonance of canines.,September suddenly fell in love with the puppy.。

"Puppy, it's September. ”

The puppy beast also greeted September politely, "Good September." ”

"Can I hug it?"

"Absolutely. ”

Gaudí handed the puppy beast over, and September immediately held the puppy beast tightly in her arms, and her girlish heart overflowed.

Her face rubbed against that of the puppy, which at first liked it, but then it got a little annoyed.

"Di, Di. ”

The puppy beast stretched out its paw towards Gaudi, and Gaudí smiled helplessly and took the puppy beast again.

"You're too sticky to it, September. ”

"I'm sorry. ”

September, who was already in a better mood because of the penalty salary, asked again: "Group leader, has something happened in the group recently? Why are everyone so serious?" ”

"Something has happened, there is a group of people who claim to be reincarnators who are hunting down people like us who have systems and special beings, and although they are also acting on orders, we cannot be slaughtered. ”

"Well, am I in danger?"

Well... Gaudí took into account the flood-level bigwigs around September, although this is the world of funny comics, but funny comics are more terrifying than some serious comics.

Because the rules are different, let's put it this way, Gaudí could have slashed the power of a mountain range with a sword in the original world, and here it may only cause the destructive power of a street.

This world will limit the destructive power beyond the specifications, and the strength of the non-human world is not low, it may be higher than the world where Xiao Yan is located.

Gaudí doesn't know how to calculate it, maybe it's because of the world's popularity.

"Don't worry, if they dare to come, we will dare to fight back, don't look at the group leader, I am also very powerful. ”

"Then it depends on the group leader to greatly protect it. ”

In fact, Gaudí came to this world for a reason, no matter how funny a funny world is, this is also a desolate world.

Since it is a desolate world, Gaudí may be able to find his own opportunity.

His original world is not good, the combat power is too high, although Wutian is very strong, but she is only a magic weapon after all, and the magic weapon has no other magic weapon, it is impossible to fight against the genuine saint.

So it's still a little bit of a chance in this world.

"I remember that you learned a terrible change spell in September, do you want me to teach you?"

"That's embarrassing. September bowed his head shyly.

"You can become a big beauty, the kind that doesn't have a flat chest. ”

"Be sure to teach me !!"

September hugged Gaudí's thighs in an instant, and her flat chest has not been a year or two, and now she finally has a chance to change?

"It's very simple, you learn from me. ”

Gaudí taught September to use the Variation Spell, however, after September cast it, nothing happened,

“......”

The atmosphere between the two was a little awkward.

September wanted to cry without tears and said: "Group leader, it seems useless. ”

"You wait, I'll see. ”

No, there's nothing wrong with casting spells in September.

He carefully determined the reason, he saw that there were countless lines of rules on September's body, and there was only one for normal people, but September seemed to be targeted by this world, and there were countless lines of rules on his body.

Gaudí was unusually embarrassed, he patted September on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Give up, September, I am finally sure now, your flat chest is not because of the spell, but because of the setting." ”

"Settings?"

"Yes, you can also understand it this way, the world is against you, and it is not your fault that you have a flat chest, it is the fault of the world. ”

“......”

I can't understand September, but I feel quite tall.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm used to it anyway. ”

"That's it, September, in order to apologize, I'll ask you to come down to the restaurant after you get off work today. ”

"Yes, thank you. ”

Should I say that I am worthy of being a foodie, I will pass away with a meal.

From now on, the group will be full of casual people like September and Saitama, how nice it would be.