548, Ah help, there are rats (2/3)
Tang Shuang took the lead in breaking the silence and said sincerely: "Yuqing, I lied to you just now. ”
Luo Yuqing was stunned for a moment, and then said in a coquettish tone that was extremely restrained: "Ah, I know! Tell me honestly, where did you deceive me?"
Tang Shuang seemed to have made a great mistake: "I, I, I actually drank some wine tonight." ”
Luo Yuqing blinked her eyes wide, wrinkled her nose and sniffed closer: "There is no strong smell of wine." ”
Tang Shuang: "I chewed gum. ”
"It's good I didn't let you drive just now, you guy. ”
Tang Shuang: "Do you know, I can't control myself when I drink. ”
Luo Yuqing smiled: "Then what? Why can't you control the law?"
She can see that this guy is going to start performing again, friend, please come to the center of the stage, please start your performance, oh, there is no stage here, then please come to the center of the altar, the performance is not good, the gods don't press the lights, you will be sacrificed.
Tang Shuang actually didn't talk nonsense, he would really be unable to control himself after drinking too much, the most typical one was when he was drunk and thought he was a mermaid, lying on the floor to learn mermaid swimming, and said that he wanted to protect the candy baby in the cradle. At that time, the posture was taken by Tang Hao, and posted on Weibo to entertain herself, and later the celebrity Weibo trumpet was exposed, Tang Hao's Weibo trumpet was also peeped at, a large number of fans poured in, saw this strange photo of Tang Shuang, and guessed who this person was, what was he doing, where did this person come from, where was he going, fortunately, Tang Shuang's face could not be seen in the photo, otherwise he would be doxxed.
This time he obviously can't play the mermaid, he hasn't drunk to that extent. Since you can't play the mermaid, what should you play, in the dead of night, and there is a sweetheart around you, when will you not be incarnated at this time, Don Werewolf Frost will be launched quickly.
Tang Shuang stopped, looked at Luo Yuqing and said, "Drink one tael, steal a kiss to the people around you, drink two taels, steal a kiss, drink three taels, force a kiss, drink four taels-"
Speaking of this, Tang Shuang couldn't help but swallow her saliva, her Adam's apple squirmed, and she couldn't go on, this was a typical hungry wolf.
The hungry wolf Luo Yuqing was not afraid, her eyes were staring at him like two knives, and that look, Don Werewolf Frost knew the meaning - death is just one word, I will only say it once.
"Then how much did you drink today?" Luo Yuqing was not afraid at all, this woman had great courage.
"I, I, drank almost a pound!"
"Oh~" Luo Yuqing said expressionlessly, and then asked, "What happens if you drink a catty?"
“emmmmm——”
Three taels are already a strong kiss, what about four taels, five taels, six taels? Follow the steps of playing hooligans, if this continues, one pound should have been done.
Tang Shuang risked being sacrificed in the Temple of Heaven and said: "In this way, give a jumping price, and I will count it as three taels for one catty." ”
"Three taels?" Luo Yuqing was stunned for a moment, and immediately recalled what Tang Shuang had just said, what were the corresponding hooligan steps for three taels? However, she didn't have a chance to think about it, because Tang Shuang was a man of action, and immediately told her with practical actions that three taels was a strong kiss!
Tang Shuang dropped the umbrella, hugged Luo Yuqing and lowered her head to kiss the red lips, as if she was holding a fire and kissing a peach.
Luo Yuqing's red lips were as impressive as her big red dress, but ——,before Tang Shuang could taste whether Luo Yuqing's kiss was chocolate-flavored, strawberry-flavored, or lemon-flavored, he was pushed away.
Tang Shuang stabilized his body and said uncontrollably: "Yuqing-"
Then he couldn't go on, because he was stunned for a while when he saw what Luo Yuqing was holding in his hand.
"Zizi-"
Luo Yuqing stared at him hatefully, this guy really dared! How dare he!! Especially when he saw a touch of lipstick on his mouth, he was even more ashamed and annoyed.
"Tang Shuang, you bastard!!I won't let you go!"
Tang Shuang hurriedly stepped back and waved his hand: "Yuqing, don't be like this, calm down, you must stay calm, quickly put away the electric shocker, it's so scary, why do you carry it with you." ”
Luo Yuqing was holding an anti-wolf electric shock device in his hand, if he was electrified, it would be enough for him to drink a pot.
Tang Shuang said that Yuqing should not be like this, but Yuqing is obviously like this. Tang Werewolf Frost instantly turned into a puppy, turned around and ran in the snow, Luo Yuqing chased after him, "Tang Shuang, don't run!", "Don't do it!", "Xiaoshuang!", "Yuqing, you put down the murder weapon first!" ...... The silence of the Temple of Heaven Park was broken by a burst of frolicking sounds.
Tang Shuang didn't run fast, keeping a distance of one meter from Luo Yuqing, so that his sweetheart always felt that he could catch up but was always a little behind.
"Tang Shuang, don't run away, let me beat you!"
"If you put the stunner away, I'll stop!"
"I don't! I want to call you!"
"You're going to kill me like this. ”
……
In fact, the electric shocker had already been turned off by Luo Yuqing, and she was worried that she would accidentally electrocute Tang Shuang during the chase, which would really break him.
After chasing for a while, Tang Shuang paused and deliberately let Luo Yuqing catch him. Then, after the two of them whispered, Luo Yuqing punched Tang Shuang, and was willingly pulled by Tang Shuang's hand and walked back, and their umbrella was still on the ground.
Luo Yuqing was just about to pick up the umbrella, Tang Shuang suddenly grabbed her, looked at the dreamlike jade figure under the street lamp, helped her shoot off the snowflakes on her head, and said, "We look so beautiful together." ”
After speaking, he slowly held Luo Yuqing in his arms, Luo Yuqing's face in his arms was complicated, and after staying for a while, he gently broke free of his embrace, turned around and stepped on the snow, and walked back along the tall red wall.
Tang Shuang looked at her back in disappointment, but this disappointment was only for a moment, and then disappeared, he picked up the umbrella on the ground, shook off the snow in the umbrella, quickly caught up with Luo Yuqing, put the umbrella on her head, and silently accompanied her back to the car.
The atmosphere in the car was a little solemn, and then there was a small milk voice - "Ahh......h
Tang Shuang and Luo Yuqing were stunned together.
"Candy, your phone~"
"Your phone~"
Both of them thought it was their own mobile phones, and then Tang Shuang came back to her senses, it couldn't be Luo Yuqing's mobile phone, because she hadn't heard this Tinker Bell song.
"My phone?!"
Tang Shuang took out the phone from his trouser pocket, and sure enough, it was his! But when did his phone ringtone change to Tinker Bell, and as soon as he heard the sound, he knew that it was Candy Er singing - no need to think about it, this guy must have changed the ringtone for him when he wasn't paying attention, and replaced it with the Tinker Bell song she sang herself.
"Hey~ Is it candy?"
"Crooked-Xiaoshuang-is it Xiaoshuang? Are you safe now? When did you get to my sister's place, are you tired, have you eaten? Are you going to sleep? When my mother and I were watching TV, the TV said that it was snowing there, is it true? Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, you talk!"
"I've arrived, I've already arrived, you said it too fast, I can't interject......"
When Tang Shuang called, Luo Yuqing started the car and left the Temple of Heaven Park.
……
"I'll be back the day after tomorrow, don't worry, okay, I'll take you to see the snow when I come back, this time the purpose has been achieved, right? Okay, then obediently lie in bed and get ready to sleep, my mother will tell you a bedtime story, okay, bye-bye~ I love you too." ”