Section 7 Apple mobile phone Song cold 1
We were about to walk back, when we suddenly saw a familiar person with a lupine scarf walking quickly, and when we looked closely, it turned out to be the God of Wealth - Deng Gongzi. www.biquge.info I remember that he just bought a few Apple mobile phones, could it be that there was some quality problem with this mobile phone? But when I thought about it, it would not be the case. You must know that this is the popular Apple mobile phone at the time, a good thing with real value, although these mobile phones brought to ancient times are half-old and not new, but the quality is still passable, he didn't come to return the phone, right?
We are afraid of returning the goods today, so we all think of the disadvantage. I didn't expect it to be true, it was really unfavorable for the passing year, Deng Gongzi strode and said angrily: "I want to return it, I really can't ask for these mobile phones." ”
Xiao Fei said puzzledly: "Deng Gongzi, you must know that this is a really good thing, an ancient artifact, a rare thing." And you look at this mobile phone, how thick the texture is, how shiny, and the quality is good, the call effect is also clear, and the most important thing is that my price is also very fair, I am not a bully. "What Xiaofei said is true, the price he sells is reasonable, the price of this Apple mobile phone is less than half of the price in modern society, and it is not a high imitation, it is really a genuine genuine counter licensed. But what's going on? I couldn't help but wonder in my heart.
Deng Gongzi looked worried: "Brother Xiaofei, what you said is true, the effect of this call is really good, and the texture is also good, but this is not the trouble of this son." You listen to me slowly, you don't know, for a few days, when I was out talking about business, my four ladies were bored playing cards, and seeing that I hadn't come home yet, I thought I was spending all day drinking and looking for other good-looking beauties. Heck, it's not easy to be a rich man, plus I'm good-looking and charming, so likeable. Speaking of this Deng Gongzi's eyebrows, he feels quite good.
He continued: "So my four wives were not at ease, afraid that I would marry another wife and go home, so they called me in turn and interfered with my work, and together they fought for an hour. And I have several phone calls every three or five times, and I can't bear to complain if I don't answer the phone and go back. Oh, I can only talk politely to them one by one, and when I finish talking to them with affectionate words, the daylilies are cold, and the distinguished guests have left early, and this big business is gone, and my heart hurts. ”
"yes, it's not easy for you. I said empathetically.
Deng Gongzi then took out his mobile phone and said: "This is the ancient Apple mobile phone you said, the restoration is not sealed here, and it is not used much, so I want to return it, this is really not a matter of money, I Deng Shao has no money, but my time really can't hurt, my time is money." ”
Xiao Fei saw that he was going to return the money, and hurriedly said: "Deng Gongzi, don't be in a hurry, I'll see what's going on?", he suddenly realized while looking at it: "I know the problem, haha, it turns out that Deng Gongzi didn't read the manual, this is an automatic touch answering mode, so if you have a call, you will be tired." In fact, this can be changed, after changing it, you don't have to answer the phone, or I'll change the mode for you, you can use it again. ”
I also chimed in and said, "Yes, Deng Gongzi, as long as we help you change it, then you don't have to call right away, and answer the phone when you want to, so that you won't miss the business." ”
That Deng Gongzi looked sad: "This thing is really not practical, I really strongly request to return it." I finally went out to do something, but I didn't come back, how can I maintain this huge family business? In fact, you don't know, my four wives stick to me at home every day, chirping like four sparrows every day, noisy to death, I see them a little annoyed now, physically and mentally unbearable. After this period of time, I know, oh, this wife, one is too little, four is too much, two is just right, little brother, you have to take caution, remember my words, this wife is really not a good thing, I regret it now. ”
I deliberately said to Xiao Fei: "What about you, did you hear it?" ”
Xiao Fei listened absentmindedly, and when he heard that he was going to return the money again, he was a hundred unhappy in his heart, and said anxiously: "Deng Gongzi, in fact, you don't need to return it, in fact, if you read the manual, you will know everything, and you will be familiar with it." ”
Deng Gongzi said categorically: "No, no, I have to return it." Heck, where do I have so much time to get familiar with the features, we're so busy with business right now, this thing is wasting too much of my time, I'm really tired of it. I'm a serious businessman, I can't do business, how can I eat, how can I support my four picky wives? Although this thing is good, but my wife is too much, I really can't answer the phone, you don't know, my ears are still red, hot, buzzing, I estimate that I am about to have otitis media, tomorrow I have to see the doctor, I can put my mind at ease, otherwise I will fall into the root of the disease, and I will not be able to draw it. ”
"What is otitis media, it's almost the same as wife's tube inflammation. Fei said to me underestimatingly.
"Anyway, it's almost the same, tracheitis, otitis media, it's all inflammation, this mobile phone call, so that I don't have a disease and become sick. Deng Gongzi said helplessly, he sighed and said for a long time, we persuaded for a long time, but there was no effect, Xiaofei had no choice but to reluctantly return his money to him, that Deng Gongzi returned the goods, took the money, nodded contentedly, and left in a hurry.
I didn't expect that he had just walked on the front foot, and there were a lot of Song people who wanted to return their mobile phones behind him, crowding our small booth densely and making it impassable, and the reasons for their return were really strange, all of them, everything. They scrambled to say that this place was like a pig market, and it was so noisy that we couldn't hear why.
I had no choice but to shout loudly, "Don't worry, let's say it slowly, only what you say, we are all reasonable people, and we will definitely return the goods and pay back." Xiao Fei watched his mountain of money get smaller and shorter, so he had to stand next to him with a gloomy expression, and he didn't bother to speak.
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