", are you still willing to come back? Tell me, where have you been in the past two days? ”

As soon as Wei Kun returned to the dormitory, he was treated with a high standard, similar to the interrogation of prisoners, his roommates surrounded him, this scene was almost filmed as an emoji, only P said "You are awake, brother"? For a moment, Wei Kun felt that he was in a wolf's den, and he was the little sheep that had been stripped of his hair, facing the fierce eyes of everyone, to be honest, it was a little scary.

"Explain quickly, did you sneak out to open a room alone?" everyone gathered around and expressed their doubts.

Wei Kun nodded, without the slightest embarrassment, "Yes." ”

"You actually admit it? Damn, as the most handsome person in this dormitory, I don't have a girlfriend, you actually went out to open a room?" Wang Song stared at Wei Kun's face speechlessly.

"On-campus or off-campus?"

Wei Kun answered the doubts of his roommates one by one, "None of them, in society." ”

"?" Hearing Wei Kun's answer, the roommates' eyes lit up, as a young man of less than twenty years old, the attraction between the opposite sex of the same age is obviously not as exciting as that of a plump and seductive, before Wei Kun could continue, several people had already rushed up and grabbed him by the collar and forced him to ask.

"Tell me about the details of what happened between you, the more detailed the better. ”

Someone even ran to get a pen and paper, handed it to Wei Kun, and directly asked him to write a little emperor text, "Come, Brother Kun, can you write it down? It's okay, we won't force you, but the more detailed the description, the better!"

After listening to Wei Kun's words, Wang Song felt even more speechless, "Tell me, what kind of point can you attract?"

"Maybe it's money. Wei Kun told the truth, you must know that those bags and everything are not cheap, and the price of a few shots is not cheap.

Hearing his explanation, everyone reacted, "The young lady you are looking for?"

"It's not a young lady...... "People have serious jobs, Wei Kun explained from the bottom of his heart.

"Did you give the money?"

Wei Kun nodded, "Given." ”

"That's still Miss!"

It's okay not to say it, Wei Kun explained it clearly, and everyone seemed even more excited, "Brother Kun, lead the way! Is it enough for me to tighten my belt for two months for one night?"

"Lead the way, Brother Kun, tell me in detail what you need to pay attention to when you go to that kind of place for the first time?"

"Old driver, how can we pretend to go there often?"

In front of them, Wei Kun was a living encyclopedia, beating his back and patting his shoulders diligently to serve, for fear that the old driver would not teach them skills.

"So your first few minutes, did you have five minutes?" Wang Song asked a question seemingly casually, and then he was pushed out of the dormitory by the others, and by the way, he also locked the door, and no matter how he shouted outside, everyone just didn't hear anything.

"What nonsense, Brother Kun's figure, it takes an hour to start at least?

"One hour is enough, two hours. ”

"Damn, that little brother can't grind his bald skin?"

Unconsciously, everyone's topic shifted to the boring question of how long it takes to grind bald skin, and while analyzing and adding conditions, such as lubrication, speed, etc., Wang Song outside the door has long been forgotten.

When he opened the door again half an hour later, Wang Song's face was already blue, which was so angry, "You really don't open the door!"

"Brother Song, didn't you forget, everyone was listening carefully to Brother Kun's lecture, and forgot that you were still outside the door. ”

I thought he would be angry, but I didn't expect Wang Song to turn his head and sit next to Wei Kun, and said earnestly, "Brother Kun, can you make up the class? ”

The crowd around him was amazed at his cheekiness.

Wash your feet and go to bed at night, because of Wei Kun's amazing confession today, everyone didn't feel sleepy at night, and they shook their mobile phones wildly with WeChat, or people near Momo Searcher. Because this piece belongs to the university town, at night, the lonely men and women have played with their mobile phones, and the WeChat shake in 2012 is not dominated by uncles and aunts, at that time WeChat and Momo are the real artifact of the bubble.

"Damn, is this portrait a real person?" Xu Hao on the top bunk suddenly screamed in surprise, and as he spoke, he got up and showed off his mobile phone to everyone, "Look at it, it's real, it's so good-looking." ”

"What are you, I'm good, 1200 meters away, it is estimated that it is a normal school, the girl is very pure, much stronger than yours. As soon as Xu Hao's words fell, someone immediately retorted, "Seriously, the second I saw her avatar, I already thought of the names of our two future children." ”

"Don't talk so mysteriously, isn't it just to look at people's parents to be beautiful?"

The fledgling young man has never been self-taught in this kind of thing, and when he shook his favorite, he began to talk awkwardly, anxiously waiting for the other party's reply, and the woman gave a response that she couldn't wait to turn into a wolf by moonlight, and she had nowhere to vent her savings, so she began to howl wolf.

Originally, there was no sound after the lights went out in the boys' dormitory, everyone played with their mobile phones, and slept and slept, because of their wolf howls, the dormitory next door began to respond, and it didn't take long for the entire dormitory building to start howling, and it didn't take long for the dormitory manager to start coming up and knocking on the door one by one to warn, credit warnings, punishment warnings, and the boys' dormitory building gradually returned to its former calm, but everyone's sleepiness had already been thrown out of the clouds.

Wei Kun not only felt funny, but also found it quite interesting, that is, there will be such fun in a carefree college life, where can you find such fun after entering the society, not only to suppress yourself, but also to take care of others, it has long been impossible to yell without scruples like this time.

Every night, Wei Kun would always start thinking about various things, especially after he was reborn.

Before the system appeared, he thought about how to change his original life trajectory, and after the system appeared, he suddenly came to the finish line of his life, without worries. After enjoying the living treatment of the rich, he was afraid that one day the idle system would suddenly disappear, and he was also afraid that his system would be detected, so he began to create his own company again.

After thinking about it, Wei Kun found that since these days, he has become more and more inclined to move closer to the elbow teacher in the future.

As a game practitioner, the name of Mr. Boiling Elbow can be said to be known to everyone, in addition to admiring his commercial success, I also admire the harem he opened in real life.

It's just that does it make sense to become the second elbow teacher? With a plug-in system, how can he be willing to be left behind in this kind of thing! Whether it is in career or life!