078 Nalan Yan
078 Nalan Yan
Guo Yi finally understood why Nalan Qing was so relieved to hand over his sister to his own care, but no one would be interested in this girl if she was not psychologically ill, not to mention that she had a pig's buttocks and elephant legs, and not to mention that she had more acne on her face like durian, the faint stubble at the corner of her mouth alone was enough to make people daunting, not to mention that during the day, even at night, she would walk in the most chaotic pheasant alley in the city, and she would be unscathed!
Wen Tianhe looked sluggish, and muttered:
"I'm cheap!I'm cheap!I'm cheap!I'm cheap!I'm ••••••."
He stood up and returned to the couch where he had just been lying in infinite desolation, lay down in a dejected manner, let out a long sigh, and closed his eyes again. Although the chicken leg is not very interested in beautiful women, he was also very curious when he saw Wentianhe's appearance, took the photo and took a look, and then returned it to Guo Yi very calmly.
Guo Yi secretly admired in his heart, this child's psychological quality is very strong!
The chicken leg calmly walked into the bathroom, and then the sound of vomiting came from the bathroom.
Guo Yi continues to admire in his heart, this kid is really kind in his heart!
He looked at Nalan Qing, who was proud of his head and chested high, and said without tears:
"You're so black humorous!"
Seeing that everyone was reacting like this, Nalan Qing couldn't help but change color and said:
"What, my sister isn't pretty?"
"Pretty, so pretty! It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful woman when I'm so old, and the British cannonballs during the Opium War are just that?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Take care of the city, and then look at the country!"
Nalan Qing smiled proudly, and then said very modestly:
"I have won awards, although my sister is beautiful and cute, Huixinlan, and beautiful, but to say that the country is alluring, it is still a bit exaggerated!"
Guo Yi was completely defeated, this killer is not an ordinary brain-dead, could it be that his brain has been broken in the public security bureau in the past few days? But hasn't he been pretending to be a patient for the past two days? The police won't even beat the wounded!
Guo Yi returned the photo to Nalan Qing and said:
"Your sister is naturally beautiful and beautiful, and it is really the biggest blasphemy for me and other laymen to take care of her, and my self-esteem and self-confidence will be devastated when I come into contact with this kind of goddess-level woman, so this glorious task is still up to you to complete by yourself, if you are willing to mix with me, as long as you promise me a few conditions!"
Nalan was overjoyed, thinking that it was still her sister's face, and what she couldn't do with her own hard work, she would do it as soon as she took out her sister's photo!
He was overjoyed to see that Guo Yi was a little gloomy, and couldn't help but comfort:
"Don't be presumptuous, your conditions are actually very good, your medical skills are high, and your appearance is not bad, although the overall condition is still a little different from my sister Nalan Yan, but it is not too much, and my sister is quite -"
Guo Yi's hair suddenly stood on end, and he said in horror:
"We'll talk about your sister later, you can listen to my conditions first, and if you agree, you can-"
"I agree, I agree!"
Nalan Qing didn't have a word to agree, he had his own ideas about this matter, first of all, although Guo Yi was clever, he was not black-bellied, and he didn't have to worry about his perineum with such a person! In this perverted society that is proud of black-belliedness, this is extremely commendable! People who are used to intrigue still yearn for simplicity.
Secondly, only Guo Yi can cure the root of his life, and other doctors may cure the injury, or even the same as the original, but this thing is not the same as the appearance, not only to look at, but also to use, otherwise no matter how majestic and magnificent it is, it is also an ornament, and it is not as good as a cucumber for women!
Finally, and most importantly, he was a little disheartened, he was defeated in the hands of Guo Yi first, and then he was captured by Wen Tianhe inexplicably, and today he almost died on Hatoyama Hao's second-hand, especially in today's battle, whether it is Wen Tianhe's invisible attack, or Hatoyama Koji's fighting spirit, it is unheard of by him, and what is even more strange is that Hatoyama Koji's fighting spirit attack was actually decomposed and absorbed by Guo Yi!
The sword skills and martial arts that I was originally proud of are almost useless, so I am still a fart killer, so I just retire while I am still young!
Guo Yi began to put forward conditions.
"First, you can't kill people in the future, and if you want to kill, you must get my permission!"
"Second, you can't easily show your face in the future, even if you don't have plastic surgery, you have to make it unrecognizable and unrecognizable, and solve the matter of fake identity by yourself!"
"Third, if the police come to the door in the future, you will take care of your own affairs!"
What kind of condition is this, Nalan Qing happily agreed! As for the treatment of injuries, Guo Yi didn't mention it, and Nalan Qing didn't dare to ask, anyway, there is time, take your time!
Guo Yina Lanqing said:
"It's settled, you can go, you can also see, I have people living in the bathroom here, there is really no place!"
Nalan Qing said resentfully:
"I'm all yours now, and you can't bear to let me sleep on the streets? I'm going to live in a hotel as well, and the police will come in less than ten minutes, and I'll sleep on the ground, and I'll sleep on the ground, won't I be able to sleep on the ground?"
Guo Yi looked at the ceiling at forty-five corners, I don't know what I have done, God wants to punish himself like this, I used to keep the empty room alone, but now it's good, not only is I not alone in the empty room, but even the toilet is lived, but it's a pity that they are all men••••••!
Guo Yi calmed down for a long time, and walked to Wen Tianhe's side, this thing was still talking to himself:
"My hands are cheap, my hands are cheap, my hands are cheap••••••"
It seems that Nalan Yan has left a shadow in this child's heart, and I don't know if she will not raise it in the future. Guo Yi patted Wen Tianhe on the shoulder and said:
"Left a shadow?"
"Hmm!"
"Do you want to forget her?"
"Yes!"
"I'll teach you a method, this method is called the Dafa of Diverting Attention, you can divert your energy to another thing, and then you won't think about that girl!"
Next to him, Nalan Qing hurriedly asked:
"Who are you thinking about? You can't miss my sister, can you, I warn you, none of you can be my sister without my permission!"
Guo Yi smiled:
"But I'm thinking about your sister, this poor kid can't forget it after just one glance, but you can't blame him, your sister is so lethal, even I still think about it from time to time, that flower, that moon, that figure, that skin color, that sexy mustache-"
The chicken leg walked to the bathroom very undecisively, and then, wow——!
Wen Tianhe shuddered for a moment, grabbed Guo Yi's hand and said:
"Brother, please don't say it, do you have any way to divert your attention, tell me quickly!"