Tang Shuang: "I know that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky, right?"

"Huh~ The baby is so miserable, I'm tired~ Xiaoshuang quickly massaged the Lun family. ”

Candy was like a sesame rice ball with an open filling, lying on the back seat of the car, running wildly just now, and she was tired miserably.

"Let you be scared, do you know the lesson now?"

Candy pouted and said aggrievedly: "I know, children don't compete with their aunts anymore." ”

Tang Shuang nodded her little head with hatred and said, "Aren't you a little stupid, the sprinkler truck is chasing after your ass, won't you run to the side, why do you keep running forward, have you run past the car?"

Candy was shocked, oops, yes, why didn't the baby think of it when he was so smart, and laughed awkwardly: "Ho ho ho ho ho ~ The Lun family forgot, oops, think about it now, it's so exciting." ”

"You're still excited! Look at you tired, fortunately, your uncle found you, and stopped the car at the last moment, otherwise you will become a soup chicken, 10,000 times worse than now. ”

Just now, Candy was about to be caught up by the sprinkler truck, and she was drenched in water, and at the critical moment, the sprinkler braked.

In this way, Tang Tang's children's shoes escaped~ They were taken away by Tang Shuang, who came to the rescue.

The frightened little piggy finally took a picture with the driver's big brother, and they stood in front of the pink sprinkler, each swinging scissor hands.

What is not to fight and not to know, this is not to fight and not to know.

Candy is very curious about the pink sprinkler and likes it very much, it's so big hellokity, and she has it in her princess's room, but it's not that big.

Why does a sanitary sprinkler truck print hellokity all over the body, the reason is very simple, the driver's eldest brother likes it, and he and his daughter like it very much.

So, then Candy and the driver's big brother talked about hellokity, and Candy asked, big brother, do you know how old hellokity is, do you know what kittens like to eat, do you know where kittens live?......

Balabala asked a lot of questions, and the driver's eldest brother was dumbfounded, as if he didn't have this information, and he wanted to go home to understand it in depth.

He was destined to be disappointed, because this information was all made up by Little Piggy herself, and Tang Shuang had also helped her with advice, such as where did the kitten live?

Haha, old Tang's family.

"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, give the baby a beating, I'm so tired, my little feet are so tired, please." "Little Piggy rubbed his hands.

Tang Shuang was skeptical: "Really tired?"

"Really, really, I always don't believe in my sister, who can I trust if I don't believe my sister as an elder brother......"

The little pig in the back was muttering, Tang Shuang didn't hear it clearly, it was probably not a good word.

"Then lie down, don't stagger, lie on your stomach, put your little butt down, don't pout. ”

Tang Shuang leaned down and massaged the little piggy, the meat where he started, the feel was very good, soft and tumbling, oops, it would be very addictive, what should I do.

Tang Shuang: "I don't think you're a little fox, you're a tangyuan goblin." ”

She's not a tangyuan goblin, but a fart king!

Because the next second......

"Poof~"

Piggy has a stinky fart!

"The little fart has a fart!heehehehehehe~hahaha~"

Tang Shuang covered his mouth and nose, didn't say a word, opened the car door and fled.

Little Piggy laughed evilly, and jumped out after him, shouting, "It's so stinky, it's so stinky, why is it so stinky, it's stinky." ”

It seemed that he was really going to stink, and the little pig stumbled, taking the opportunity to rub against Tang Shuang's side and hug his legs.

"Go away, you fart king, stink me to death, do you want to poop?"

Tang Shuang shook his legs, but he couldn't get rid of the little pig who hugged his legs.

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

The little pig grinned evilly, couldn't control his laughing hole at all, and it was super fun to fart.

After laughing enough, I felt that it was very inappropriate for Xiaoshuang to call her the king of farts, the Lun family is a little fairy, a little princess, a little fox, and a little turtle, how can she be called the king of farts, what an ugly name.

So she salivated and said: "Don't say that about the little sister, the little sister didn't mean it, the nose inhales, the fart is deflated, the Lun family didn't do anything wrong, Xiaoshuang, don't you fart?"

Tang Shuang said helplessly: "I won't talk about this anymore, I'll ask you, you just let me massage, just lower your head and you fart, deliberately, did you deliberately hold back to stink me? ”

Little Piggy seemed to be greatly insulted, and angrily picked up his little fist: "The Lun family didn't mean it, the Lun family just wanted to fart, and it just so happened that Xiaoshuang would fart when she came, don't blame the child!"

Tang Shuang was very suspicious that this little pig was acting, otherwise why would he pout his ass just now, obviously ready to fart and stink him, but this guy is getting more and more difficult to deal with, he won't admit it, and he looks like he has been greatly wronged.

Now is not the time to worry about this, it is almost nine o'clock, and this is the time when he and everyone have made an appointment to go to the Star Riding Academy.

Tang Shuang knocked on the little piggy's head: "Let you go first, next time there will be this, see how I clean you up and get in the car!"

Little Pig muttered "Hmph, the baby is not afraid of you~", when he climbed into the car, he first sniffed it inside, and made sure that there was no stinky fart, so he climbed in and sat down, folded his hands, and looked like a good baby in class.

It's deceptive.

When they came to Star Kindergarten, Little Peacock and her mother had already arrived, Li Dun and his father had also arrived, and the other children had not yet arrived, and there were five minutes left until nine o'clock.

Candy pushed her yo-yo car and friends directly onto the runway, Tang Shuang and Li Dun's father chatted twice, the mother of the little peacock is called Karenina, the Chinese name is Li Na, Tang Shuang was afraid of snubbing her, took the initiative to talk to her about the topic, and inadvertently saw a large bruise on her neck.

"I went to watch the kids. The little peacock mother found Tang Shuang's gaze, forced her to leave calmly, and obviously had a vertical collar movement after walking away.

Tang Shuang's eyes were inexplicable, and she unconsciously remembered that the father of the little peacock was a very gentle man, thin and tall, and gentle.

That day, the little peacock's father came to the kindergarten to pick up the little peacock from school, and chatted with Tang Shuang, looking very kind, but what Tang Shuang remembered deeply was the little peacock's eyes at that time, timid, trying to please him but being afraid.

Candy met the little boy in black again, in fact, the little piggy pig no longer remembered the appearance of this little broken child, but his little devil clothes were too conspicuous to forget.

They met on the runway, and the little boy in black first overtook Li Dan with a brush, and then sprinted, overtaking the little peacocks and candy in front of him, and then looked sideways at Candy, leaving a contemptuous "stupid!"

Hey, it's a little broken child!

Candy was scolded for being a stupid person, and she was very unaverted, babbling and catching up, and finally caught up at the finish line.

She took a quick look around, didn't notice Moxican, and was relieved.

"Huh, hah...... I'll beat you~My brother beats your father~Humm~"

The little pig danced in front of the little boy in black, muttering what sunflower point acupoint, mountain folding plum hand, mountain mountain sun palm, lonely stabbing you nine swords......

It's all Tang Shuang's trick!

This is a show of force!

You say it's not annoying!