Chapter 1: The Return
"Daughter-in-law, how do you feel?"
"I haven't felt like this in a long time!"
"Excited?"
"It's like a surging river..."
"Is it fresh?"
"What do you say?"
"Yes, it's been three years before I know it!"
The heavy tone came out of Xiao Feng's mouth, and his eyes revealed a trace of evil spirit, which seemed to hide too many sad pasts.
When he left his hometown three years ago, when he stood on this land again, Xiao Feng's mood was very complicated, with joy, excitement, and a sigh.
The original city has not changed at all, it is still the familiar atmosphere, but are the original people still there?
Xia Yu was also excited, the long-lost city, the fresh air, and the familiar streets made her miss it very much.
S City, as a first-tier city in the Vantage Xia Kingdom, has a bustling and noisy street flow of people, and high-rise buildings soar into the sky.
Because of the arrival of the two, it suddenly became the scenery of the crowd, and the feeling of being watched by thousands of people made Xiao Feng a little uncomfortable. Although he is so handsome and scumbag, can he bear to be watched like a monkey?
"Lang Jackal Girl!"
"Alas, I really witnessed the sentence, good cabbage is rotten if it is not fed to pigs, and flowers are inseparable from the irrigation of manure!"
"Who's to say it's not? Look at that beauty, tsk... That delicate face, devilish figure, slender white legs... It's fascinating.
Listening to the discussions around him, Xiao Feng frowned slightly, Xia Yu is beautiful, but he is not bad!
He is 1.8 meters tall, with upright facial features, strong and strong muscles... Hanami immediately died, and the car saw the tires "banging" and flying all over the sky, especially those beautiful young women who didn't "brush" and hit the telephone pole, isn't this handsome enough? Isn't it worthy of the beauty next to him? Xiao Feng really doubted that the eyes of the people who spoke were Qingguangxia.
Feeling Xiao Feng's displeasure, Xia Yu rolled his eyes: "The famous lone wolf, what kind of anger do you have with them?"
It's been three years, Xiao Feng still can't change this problem, others can't take a second look at him, Xia Yu is speechless and happy at the same time.
It was held in the palm of her hand and held in her mouth, making her smile.
But because of her smile, the four lanes next to her were instantly blocked, and screams rang out on the entire street.
"I'll show you... Let you see, isn't the old lady beautiful enough, isn't the old lady sexy and charming enough, isn't the old lady big enough?"
"Stop fighting!"
"Is the fox exquisite, or is it the old lady?"
"Of course... Of course you're beautiful!"
"Go home..."
was caught by his own tigress, how many male compatriots begged for mercy with a painful face, and even the car was in a mess.
Such a result made Xiao Feng very satisfied, is his woman so easy to look at?
Xiao Feng, who was in a good mood, picked up Xia Yu and walked towards a luxuriously decorated underwear store: "Whoever is angry, my daughter-in-law will take you to buy clothes." ”
"Why are you trying to buy me this?"
"Aren't you afraid that you won't wear it tomorrow?" Thinking of last night's battle, Xiao Feng stared directly at the top of Xia Yu Mountain, with an evil smile on his face.
It's okay not to mention it, as soon as she mentioned last night's Xia Yu's cheeks were flushed, she was ashamed and angry, her underwear and stockings... Countless people were destroyed by Xiao Feng! Especially remembering the moment when he was on the plane last night, Xia Yu's cheeks turned even more blushing, but the excitement in his heart did not decrease at all... Looking back now, it still seems to be in the clouds.
"It's an old husband and wife, why are you still shy? This shop is good, why don't you go in and try it?"
Thinking of the various clothes inside, Xiao Feng's blood began to rise. And the eldest brother, who had been hiding, suddenly raised his head and supported Xiao Feng.
"It's beautiful to think, everyone is still uncomfortable..."Xia Yu glared at Xiao Feng fiercely, only he could come up with those strange scenes.
However, I was still very excited and looking forward to it, and that excitement made Xia Yu weak.
"Really, who said fulfillment, who said hard, who said don't stop, who said..."
"Feng, you're getting more and more annoying. ”
Before Xiao Feng finished speaking, Xia Yu's waist was rotated by Xia Yu one hundred and eighty degrees, and Xiao Feng's teeth trembled in pain.
The two of them who were joking entered a store with an Aimu brand in the envious and jealous eyes of everyone.
"Welcome..."
As soon as the two of them entered the door, a sweet voice spit out from the red lips of the four long-legged beauties.
The graceful figure gave full play to the role of the cheongsam, and Xiao Feng's eyes couldn't help but flicker.
"Not bad, not bad... Whiter than my big turnip, but..."
"Just what?"
Xia Yu raised his head curiously, even the four welcoming beauties couldn't help but look at Xiao Feng twice, who didn't like to listen to the words of praise, they were all looking forward to Xiao Feng's next words.
"Alas!" Xiao Feng, who was selling Guanzi, shook his head slightly: "In the past, teachers always said that junior high school was strict, high school was tight, university was loose, and society was black... I didn't believe it before, but now I do. The teacher is really good-hearted!"
It took about half a minute for Xia Yu to react, and he couldn't hold back his laughter for a while, spun around Xiao Feng's waist fiercely, and hummed: "Feng, you are getting worse and worse." ”
"If a man is not bad, how can a woman love. ”
"Poor Mouth"
Looking at the departing back, the four welcome beauties, you look at me, I look at you.
When the four of them reacted, their faces were angry, and they only had to write on their faces that the baby wanted to kill.
"Hello, do you need any help?" At this time, another beautiful woman walked over and asked politely to the two of them.
Although this woman is not as outstanding as Xia Yu, she is also a stunner, with a long melon seed face, charming big eyes, and a perfect figure.
"We'll just take a look. ”
"Okay, this way, please. ”
Everywhere I went, the waiter made a splashy introduction, and I heard Xiao Feng yawn all day, isn't it just a piece of underwear? can't stand his toss, it's better to buy it all back.
It's just that Xia Yu listened to it with relish, so Xiao Feng didn't interrupt the conversation between the two, and looked around boredly.
Not to mention, this underwear store is quite large, not to mention more than 1,000 square meters, and it is divided into several floors, and the decoration is also very luxurious. And the beauties among them are not ordinary, what loli, white-collar workers, young women... There are all kinds of types.
As Xiao Feng continued to look to the other side, a figure caught his attention.
"How is it so familiar?"
"Where do you think you've seen it?"
The feeling of déjà vu was very strong, and Xiao Feng dragged his chin with one hand and muttered.
Just as Xiao Feng was thinking about it, Xia Yu interrupted his train of thought: "Feng, what do you think of this?"
Looking back at the clothes in Xia Yu's hands, Xiao Feng almost didn't have a nosebleed, and praised again and again: "Yes, it's beautiful, super sexy..."
With a low round neck, lace, sand, and looming fabrics, Xiao Feng had to sigh at the talent of the designer, which can all be imagined! The design master has no decades of driving experience, and he will definitely not be able to think of it.
"Really?"
"Can I lie to you? Why don't you go in and try?"
Xiao Feng, who had an evil face, pointed to the fitting room, he was looking forward to Xia Yu standing in front of him, fantasizing about the wisps... Xiao Feng suddenly felt extremely embarrassed.
The pants themselves are tight, and the fabric is more obvious, Xiao Feng bowed and scolded secretly: "Damn, you guy is getting more and more dishonest, did my son abuse you all night? Didn't you let you eat enough? I have to make this son ugly in front of this public." ”
"Then try..."
Of course, Xia Yu understood Xiao Feng's thoughts, glanced at Xia Yu, who bit his lip in front of Xiao Feng, and glared at Xiao Feng fiercely before walking towards the fitting room.
In front of the fitting room, there was a beautiful young woman about thirty years old, pulling a little boy about two or three years old, quietly waiting for the person in the fitting room to come out.
"Hmm... Hard. ”
As soon as she arrived behind the beautiful young woman, a charming voice like a scream and excitement and pleasure came into the ears of several people.
Don't think about it, Xiao Feng also understands what is going on inside.
Sure enough, spring came, and all the animals woke up, unscrupulous for the sake of the next generation.
I wanted to try it with Xia Yu, but I haven't actually operated it yet, but someone has taken the lead, Xiao Feng wants to know who is so good.
"Forcefully..."
"Quick... Fast... Don't stop..."
"Hmm... Yes... Oh..."
There is an old thief in the middle of the mountainside, single-handedly carrying two hammers, there is a ghost living on the opposite mountainside, the cloak spreads with his mouth open, swallowed the old thief in one bite, only two hammers are left outside, the old thief is getting bigger and bigger, seeing that the giant mouth is going to explode, the giant ghost is a little afraid, is this goods opened, a little harder, the top of the giant ghost climbed straight down, the giant ghost was angry in his heart, and immediately put a big one, scared the old thief to wield the hammer, and finally fell off the horse, leaving without forgetting to spit.
But the man didn't seem to be so angry, and he turned off the fire after two clicks, only to hear the woman's complaining voice come out again: "It's over?"
"One minute and three seconds, what else do you want?"
The panting man was very dissatisfied with the woman's resentment.
Hearing this, Xiao Feng laughed out loud with a "poof".
It's embarrassing to say for a minute, Xiao Feng really doesn't understand where that man's confidence comes from.
The voice seemed familiar, though.
Because of Xiao Feng's laughter, something seemed to have been found inside, and the woman whispered: "You keep quiet, it's over if someone finds out!"
"You've been yelling all the time, you couldn't cover it just now, and now you still call me quietly, is it still useful?"
"That's not exciting, it's fresh...", the woman didn't explain the rest.
However, Xiao Feng could guess that it was just that the man was not strong and failed to satisfy her.
The more he listened to it, the more familiar it became, but he couldn't remember it for a while, Xiao Feng was sure that he knew that man.
And Xiao Feng's words made several people's faces change, white and red.
Especially the beautiful waitress, when this kind of thing happened in the store, her face was very ugly.
And the dialogue between the beautiful young woman and the mother and daughter made Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh again.
"Mom, what was that sound just now?"
Looking at the curiosity on her son's face, the beautiful young woman's face turned red: "What's the sound, you heard it wrong." ”
"Mom, you are lying, there is obviously a voice coming from inside. ”
In order to satisfy the curiosity in his heart, the little boy relentlessly pulled the corner of the beautiful young woman's clothes.
Feeling the gaze of Xiao Feng and a few people, the beautiful young woman had no choice but to flicker: "Maybe someone is farting!"
"Fart?" the little boy scratched his hair and muttered puzzledly, "Why is it that adults fart differently than children?"