Chapter Thirty-Six: The Homecoming Crisis
Weekends were originally defined as Friday after work to Sunday evening, and after the five-day work week was introduced, they referred to the last two days of the week. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ infoSpeaking of weekends, weekends have always been a long-awaited day, and this world has drawn a break for people's hurried life and the sweat of labor because of weekends.
On this day, people squander the time that God has given to mankind. However, there is still a group of poor children who are not favored by God in Huaxia Kingdom, who are forcibly deprived of their weekend happiness because of the same goal, and they have a common title - high school juniors.
Tang Meng is naturally no exception, when he took the two little Loli and prepared to go home, he suddenly remembered that this seemed to be the only time left in the poor weekend, hey, the so-called senior high school holiday is an afternoon and evening.
Lisi's face was satisfied, and it was obvious that this sweet smile was directly proportional to the degree to which Tang Meng's wallet was deflated. On the side, Caitlin was naturally too, she tasted a delicacy that she had never eaten, Tang Meng also communicated with her for a while, and finally her eyes eased a little when she looked at Tang Meng. Tang Meng naturally wouldn't tell her what she was eating.
However, Tang Meng was still thinking about it, recalling a small episode when he was eating barbecue just now. At that time, Caitlyn was eating barbecue, Tang Meng saw her expression, so he asked the question that he had been puzzled for a long time: "That, Caitlin, I saw that the dwarves did not have women when they ate, is it because of the scarcity of women in your dwarves that the people of the dwarf tribe have not grown?"
Yes, the trumpet sound in the dwarven cave mentioned earlier is actually a signal for them to eat. The dwarven dwellings are so tortuous and complex that they need horns to signal work, eat or even sleep.
When Tang Meng was taken to the cafeteria by the king of dwarves, Tang Meng was a little surprised, a large underground cave that had been dug was presented in front of him, and Tang Meng could see extremely far away with his eyes. Countless dwarves came out of various caves one after another, just like the caves of monsters in RPG games, but their eyes did not show a fierce light, but they were a little simple and honest. In the middle were three huge pots of soup, about three people tall, and each pot had two dwarves standing on the escalator stirring with long spoons, and bubbles were bubbling from the pots.
Not to mention the others for the time being, Tang Meng carefully found that the dwarves who came seemed to be all male, and they all had beautiful beards, combined with what the dwarf king Gna said, the dwarf race's reproductive ability was low, so Tang Meng had this question.
Caitlyn looked at Tang Meng with an expression of Are You an Idiot, and explained with a look of disgust: "Are you mistaken, in our dwarf clan, the beard is a symbol of honor and strength, both men and women. β
Tang Meng was embarrassed for a while, and then slowly asked, "Could it be that even women in the dwarf clan have beards?"
Caitlyn stopped chewing and said a little depressed, "I? Why do you ask so much? Hmph. β
After saying that, Caitlin turned boredom into appetite and called ten more strings of "delicacies". Tang Meng on the side felt that his worldview was a little broken, could it be that there were also women among the dwarves he observed, and they still had thick beards?
Thinking about it, the door of the house is already close at hand. But the strange thing is that the light on the first floor of the house is actually on, so bright, Tang Meng didn't find out because he thought about things before. Tang Meng stretched out his hand to stop Liz and Caitlyn.
"Is the master a thief who has committed the original sin of greed? Liz said suddenly, solemnly. Liz is involved in sin, and the angel's judgment of the world is revealed.
"Hmph, little thief. Not even the most basic skills of infiltration. Caitlyn said with a look of disdain. It seems that she also committed an occupational disease.
Tang Meng stopped, his face expressionless, but his heart fluctuated. Because......
Suddenly, Aunt Liu, who was passing by the house next to her, greeted Tang Meng: "Yo, this is not little Tang Meng." Hey, who are these two cute little girls?"
"Hello Aunt Liu, this is the daughter of a distant relative of my family, just send it over to play. Tang Meng replied calmly and quickly.
"Oh, but aren't your parents on a business trip? they're back, aren't they?" Aunt Liu asked again, exposing the gossip attribute of this middle-aged woman.
Tang Meng is actually afraid of this, after all, his parents haven't contacted him for so long, if he suddenly comes back and wants to surprise himself, I'm afraid he will also give them a "surprise". How can any parent in the world accept the "surprise" of coming back from a business trip and finding that his son brought two loli home to live?
"Why don't you speak?" Aunt Liu looked at Tang Meng who was standing in place, and couldn't help but look at Tang Meng with some doubts, and suddenly asked in surprise, "You can't be Lolicon, right?" God, taking advantage of your parents' absence, you γγγγγγ β
"No, Aunt Liu, where did you think of going?" Tang Meng said, cold sweat came down, but his face was still trying to remain calm. He is really not suitable for dealing with middle-aged women.
"No, what a wonderful child you used to be, how did you go down the road of no return? I have to call your parents and ask. Aunt Liu said and took out her mobile phone.
"Can't you give me more trust? Do I look so much like Lolicon?" Tang Meng roared in his heart. Helplessly, Tang Meng gestured to Lisi with his eyes.
"How can a mortal eye spy on the gods. The memory of mortals should be ignorance. In the name of the Archangel of Destiny, I am amnestic!" Lisy finished reciting the incantation, and with a faint white light on her little hand, she aimed at Aunt Liu, who was still chattering and advising Tang Meng on her love orientation.
Tang Meng saw Aunt Liu froze in place, as if the computer had crashed. He quickly walked past her with Lisy and Catelyn, pulled out the key, and entered the door.
"Huh, what am I doing here? Didn't I make an appointment to play cards with Sister Qian and them? Yo, time has passed. Aunt Liu said and twisted her ass and left.
Tang Meng, who was behind the door, breathed a sigh of relief, he thought about it, even in the face of his parents' difficult explanation of the origin of Lisi and Caitlin, it was better than being rumored to be given the title of perverted lolita by the nearby aunt.
So Tang Meng's brain was running at high speed, thinking about how to deal with the rhetoric. Lisi stood quietly beside Tang Meng. Caitlin looked curiously at the interior of the modern building and all the other facilities that were not available in the Middle Ages.
Tang Meng vaguely heard the sound of the TV in the living room, he didn't like to watch TV at home before, and Lisi didn't know how to use it, so it seemed that his parents were back.
So Tang Meng came to the living room with a tragic mood before going to the execution ground. The lights in the living room are on, and the TV is a rare episode of boring idol dramas. It's just that there is no mother's affectionate "Are you back? There is no father full of calm "back?".
There seemed to be traces of someone sitting on the sofa, and there were even melon seed shells and candy fruit coatings on the table. These all show that someone has been here. Tang Meng walked over suspiciously, and looked at it carefully.
Caitlin was very curious to look at the huge screen with inexplicable images.
"It's like the screen presentation of magic crystals in ancient times. Oh my God, it's so clear, it's like the most expensive curtain stone. Caitlin said, curiously looking around the TV.
"Hmph, this is just a new machine invented by human beings, it is called television, it is through the antenna or cable TV line, receiving the high-frequency TV signal transmitted by the TV station--- through the high-frequency head frequency selection, selecting the required radio frequency, and then through frequency conversion, it becomes an intermediate frequency signal---- which is sent to the middle amplifier circuit of the TV set--- amplification, processing and separating the audio, video and synchronous signals---- audio signal is sent to the power amplifier to amplify--- and the speaker is promoted to make sound. Liz was playing with the obscure knowledge she had read from her uncle.
"Don't you understand?" Caitlyn was so confused that even her eyes popped up with Venus, but then she looked at Liz with reverence, "Yes, Lord Angel, I am sorry for my previous behavior, and I will definitely follow you in the future to promise to be obedient." β
Caitlin was completely conquered by Liz's previous strength and current knowledge, but she didn't know that this angel was just reading from the script, and Liz probably didn't know much before she read the driver's memories at noon.
Shouldn't your father have asked you to follow me? Also, there have been strangers in the house, don't you have the slightest sense of crisis? Tang Meng is powerless to complain at the moment.
Tang Meng's nose smelled a familiar fragrance, and there was a familiar note on the table, and the familiar handwriting and payment on the note all told Tang Meng who he, or her, was.
"Tang Meng, although it's the weekend, I have something urgent to look for you, where have you been? Why can't I sense your breath? I wanted to wait for you at your home, but it seems that there is not enough time. If you see this note, hurry up and come to the school's underground works alone, remember one person, come quickly, come quickly, come quickly. - Li Xingyue. This was the end of the note, but then the handwriting became more and more sloppy, and Li Xingyue's anxiety was revealed.
"Hey, how did you have my address and key? You are in a hurry to watch TV at my house and eat melon seeds?" Tang Meng said helplessly to the note, and then closed his eyes and thought.
Liz was a teacher at the moment, explaining the novelties to Caitlyn, but she was also telling herself.
This warm scene is like having two younger sisters at home? Tang Meng opened his eyes and saw it. It's just that Caitlin looked at Liz with reverence, but when she noticed Tang Meng's gaze, she still flashed a trace of disgust when she looked at Tang Meng, which made Tang Meng helpless.
"I'll go out, and you stay at home. Saying that, Tang Meng came to the door and put on his shoes.
Liz followed, and Caitlyn followed suit.
Lisi said with a worried face, "What's the matter with the master? Please take me with you? My strength has recovered a lot, I can help youγγγγγγ β
Tang Meng saw what Lisi wanted to say, and interrupted her: "No, I'll go by myself, you stay at home, this is an order!"
After saying that, Tang Meng went out, and the clothes on his body were a little torn and dirty, but he didn't have time to change them, so he disappeared into the dark night in Lisi's worried eyesγγγγγγ