973 Protagonist Life

Don't look at what Yan Xiaole said, there are five people and six people, he is taking the reincarnation route of eight classics, the reckoning of sins, Meng Po Tang, Nai He Bridge, six reincarnations, nine years of compulsory education, three years of college entrance examination and five years of simulation, none of them are missing.

In other words, apart from Yan Xiaole's very strong soul, he is basically an ordinary person.

And because of the lack of exercise, coupled with the unrestrained life of four years in college, Yan Xiaole's weight increased rapidly. The current classmate Yan Xiaole has joined the Tufeiyuan camp in advance and has become a fat man.

It doesn't matter, Yan Xiaole estimates that he should not live to be twenty-eight years old, because the battle of luck is about to begin, and when the task is completed, he can apply for a one-way ticket to the prefecture - last time he jumped off the building, should he consider jumping into the river this time? No, no, no, the river has jumped more than 20 times, and several famous rivers in the Celestial Empire have been jumped by him.

Yan Xiaole has tried to choke to death by eating steamed buns, choking to death by eating green vegetables, choking to death by eating noodles, choking to death by eating tree bark, and has never tried to choke to death by eating fried chicken.

Monofilament does not form a thread, a lonely tree does not become a forest, and how much hair and blood are made all over the body. It's impossible to fight alone, and it's impossible to fight alone in this life. If you can't win, you will call someone, and if you don't decide to do something, you will run away first, and there will be a tall man on top of the sky when the sky falls. Anyway, Yan Xiaole had already sent a private message to the underworld, saying that the qi was moving, and there were several more children of destiny in Y City, so let a few good people come over to help.

I found a note in my purse, which read, "Reinforcements have arrived, please hurry to coordinates 9967, 2587." Target featured, redheaded"

'Red hair?' Yan Xiaole was happy, could it be Uncle Cui? This is a surprise, Uncle Cui single-handedly judged the ghosts and gods, and the life and death judgment was decided in one thought.

The coordinate location is an amusement park, and today is just in time for Saturday, and the amusement park is overcrowded, full of adults and children.

"Redhead, redhead, redhead······" In this country of blackheads, black eyes and yellow skin, heterochromatic hair is very conspicuous. Yan Xiaole searched for more than two hours, but he didn't find it.

"Isn't this an evil sect" Yan Xiaole bought a bottle of Coke and muttered half of the bottle, "Didn't you say that it had arrived?"

"Are you Yan Xiaole?" a voice came from behind.

"Yes, I am!" Yan Xiaole turned around - what the hell? A Pikachu?

Oh, it should be said that a person in a Pikachu doll set.

In between, the man took off his hood, "I see you've been turning around here several times, thinking it might be you" "You're ·····" Yan Xiaole blinked, Uncle Cui, has he drunk rejuvenation soup? Why did he get so young all of a sudden?

"My name is Scarlet, the reincarnation" Scarlet hugged Pikachu's hood "Hades sent me and Zhong Kui to help you, Zhong Kui's grandson said that he came over to go through the formalities, so let me come over first - damn it, what did you do earlier, I panicked to get a passport before flying, this kind of person, I can't eat hot"

"You're sure to be able to eat hot" meowed, Samsara. Yan Xiaole's spirit is highly concentrated, these guys are a group of masters with no morality and no bottom line, and they have a black heart. They relied on the support of the main god to burn, kill, loot and do all kinds of evil in all major planes.

Of course, it doesn't mean that all reincarnators are bad, but under the constraints of the main god's task, even if they are as good as angels, they will also be like ghosts and gods.

Scarlet "····· I warn you, I don't read much, don't try to challenge my IQ, it's easy to be healed" "understand" Yan Xiaole pouted "When we meet for the first time, there is nothing to entertain you. This half bottle of Coke should be regarded as a filial piety·····"

A fat beating.

Yan Xiaole hugged his head and squatted on defense, his forehead was dripping, couldn't he even make a joke!

"Your body is so weak" Scarlet didn't dare to exert his strength, for fear of beating Yan Xiaole to death.

"The physical body is too strong, it will affect the balance of the main plane" Yan Xiaole stood up with a blue nose and swollen face, "What, I'm not very good at talking, what's the offense, you bear with me." "It's okay, you just have to resist the beating" Scarlet was very calm.

Yan Xiaole wanted to cry without tears, Lord Hades, I am definitely not your own child, how can I be so kind to my own son?

Breaking away the crowd of onlookers, Yan Xiaole returned to his rented house with Scarlet.

The first floor fronts the street, the second floor is a living room, two bedrooms and one living room, and the rent is pressed three to one.

Yan Xiaole opened a milk tea shop, because it is near two schools, so business is not bad on weekdays. The store invited a guy, a young man in his twenties, named Mao Xiao. Although Yan Xiaole's shop is hard and does not include room and board, the salary is relatively high, so it is easy to recruit people.

What's more, there is a nearby university and a high school, and female students can see it on weekdays.

"This is my distant cousin····· Li Fei, "Yan Xiaole introduced Mao Xiao" to Mao Xiao, "Come to me for a few days", "Okay, Brother Le" Mao Xiao nodded, "Brother Fei, what to drink" "Milk tea, any milk tea is fine" Scarlet looked away and didn't look at the price list, more than 60 drinks, there are 17 varieties of milk tea alone, if you want to pick and choose, you can pick it until tomorrow morning!

Take the milk tea upstairs, the room is clean, and there is no strange smell like a single otaku room.

"Are you hungry, I'll give you something to eat below" Yan Xiaole opened the refrigerator.

Scarlet sat down on the sofa, "No, I want to eat meat now", "The tone (three tones) is really high" Yan Xiaole took out his mobile phone and ordered takeout.

Three chicken box sets, two family bucket sets. Yan Xiaole ate two pieces of fried chicken, and the others all went into Scarlet's stomach.

"You haven't eaten in eight lifetimes" Yan Xiaole was stunned, "Moreover, why don't you spit out bones, and you're not afraid of getting stuck in your esophagus" "If you chew it, it's over" Scarlet burned the oil on his hands with fire "I don't spit out bones when I eat people, let alone chickens"

Yan Xiaole "······"

Yan Xiaole, "I'm tired of asking, how many reincarnation games have you gone through?" "Ten or so, haven't you counted them," Fei replied.

If you have experienced three reincarnation games, you can be said to be proficient, more than five games are veterans, and more than ten games····· It's already a big guy.

"What are we doing now," Scarlet crossed his hands together, "Can we wait for Zhong Kui to come?" "It's okay to wait, or let's do some small activities ourselves." Luck, this thing······"" Don't talk to me about that, I don't understand. You just tell me what to do" "Uh····· You believe in me, and you're not afraid that I'll sell you" "You can try, you're not afraid of death anyway" "But I'm afraid of pain" "It's okay, I'll focus on it to make sure you don't feel pain" "Don't" Yan Xiaole wiped the sweat from his forehead "Do you read novels?" "Look" "Then you know the protagonist's life" "Know" "Normally, there will be no protagonist in the main plane world. Because everyone is their own protagonist and a supporting role for others·····" Don't let me repeat it a second time, you just need to tell me what to do, no need to explain" "Don't don't, let me explain" Yan Xiaole was about to kneel down to Scarlet "I promise to be short and clear"

Scarlet thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, you hurry up"

Yan Xiaole pulled out a blackboard from behind the sofa, which was densely filled with words and picture symbols, "To put it simply: those who have plug-ins are not necessarily the protagonists, but those who don't have plug-ins are definitely not the protagonists." Luck will focus on the protagonist, and if you want luck not to focus on the protagonist, you have to eliminate the protagonist - note that the protagonist will definitely not be killed easily because of the attention of luck. So if we want to solve a protagonist, we must first get rid of his cheats. So the question is, how to get the protagonist's plug-in. I observed that the protagonists in the city are nothing more than these hangings: various systems, powerful backgrounds, and magical encounters. Like the grandfather in the ring, the immortals in the Q group, and the WeChat friend Iron Man, I have all classified them into the system category. And the strong background is what the three high-ranking officials and two directors of the family, the rich second generation, the broad and the young, the second generation of officials, the third generation of red, the fifth generation of Taoism, and the seventh generation of Buddha. As for the third type, which is easy to understand, it is something that has not been experienced by an adventure or a peer. For example, he has been a soldier king, he has been to the Middle East, he has studied martial arts, he has dug graves, he has been evil, he has changed his life, or something. The three are arbitrarily compatible and do not conflict. If you want to strip off the plug-in of a protagonist, you must first prescribe the right medicine, and secondly, pay attention to the changes in the world line. For example, an ordinary student suddenly has an ability, and then in order to make the change not so abnormal, the world will automatically derive an ability system. Yesterday was an ordinary ordinary world, and the next day the neighbors became agents of the Dragon Group, Ban Hua is the eldest lady of a big family, the good brother is actually a fugitive who was wronged, and his father is actually a powerful member of the Chinese Academy of Sciences····· As with the canonical addition of the novel, the world is balanced according to the peculiarities. The anomalies are eliminated and the world line returns to normal, but the recovery power of the world line is limited. You can't have an Ultraman vs. Aliens today and be all back to normal the next day. So when we solve the protagonist cheat, we must reduce the increase in additional 'settings'. And then ·····"

"Hoo ·····" Scarlet fell asleep.

There are too many words to listen to.

Yan Xiaole "······"

After thinking about it, Yan Xiaole estimated that Fei was a practical person, and he didn't like long theoretical knowledge, so he took out his mobile phone, opened a live broadcast software, and said to himself, "It's you, although your show is still very exciting, but-the balance of the main plane is not allowed to be disturbed." ”