166. If you don't take the first oath, you won't be a person
Tang Sanjian watched Tang Shuang toss in front of the TV for a while, and asked suspiciously, "Is this really useful?"
Tang Shuang said with a smile: "This is edutainment, let the candy hurt and be happy, play to lose weight, persist for a month, I dare not guarantee that my children will lose weight, but they will definitely not be fat, you can rest assured, just wait for the acceptance results." ”
Ye Liang said that Tang Shuang was wilted, there was nothing wrong with this, he was wilted, and without Candy'er's knowledge, he was calculating children, and he didn't have any love.
If Candy heard this, he would definitely grin again, pounce on Tang Shuang fiercely, and bite Tang Shuang!
"Haha, even if she knows that I have bad intentions, it doesn't matter, she still can't help but play, I'm a Yangmou, fair and majestic, tell her, my brother just wants her to be thin and beautiful, she will appreciate my good intentions, maybe I will thank me with tears and snot in the future......"
Huang Xiangning looked at the father and son calculating the little baby in the family, felt sorry for her, and walked over and said: "Actually, Tang Tang is very good now, and it is not fat, the flesh of children is more cute, and they will naturally lose weight when they grow up, she is only five and a half years old now, and it is not appropriate to worry about this too early." ”
Tang Shuang doesn't care, the fleshy candy feels more tactile when you hold it, and it is also very hard to pinch it.
"I don't care anyway, if you don't want to force candy to lose weight, then forget it, but don't search for snacks in my room in the future, I saved for a long time, and I returned to the pre-liberation overnight, which is very distressing. ”
Tang Sanjian said: "Tang Tang's meat and meat are all raised by you! You are not allowed to hide any more snacks in your room." ”
Tang Shuang shouted: "Why do you blame me? I am not wronged, the food at home is made by my mother, and you are the one who takes her out to the restaurant, but I am not the only one who has nothing to blame, I can't be blamed for this matter." ”
Tang Sanjian said angrily: "Eating is a must, you can't starve the child, and the nutrition that should be supplemented can't be dropped at all, but the meat on Tang Tang's body, the most important thing is to eat snacks, you say, who gave the snacks! Who is the sack of snacks in your room for?" ”
Tang Shuang: "...... Hehehe. ”
Tang Sanjian has never been rational about the three beauties of the old Tang family, and he has never been rational about a handsome guy from the old Tang family.
There is no excuse for the sin you want to add!
In the past, Huang Xiangning would help Tang Shuang speak, but today, she actually stood on Tang Sanjian's side and said to Tang Shuang: "Xiaoshuang, don't hide snacks in your room in the future, Tang Tang is enough to eat a meal, and there is all the nutrients that should be needed, and there is no need to rely on snacks to supplement." I know you feel sorry for the candy, but it's not good to eat too many snacks......"
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Tang Shuang: "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, the little chubby girl is all caused by me, then, now it's a fait accompli, it's useless to talk too much, I'll ask the two respected parents, if this thing is still pretended." ”
Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning glanced at each other, because it was a matter of children, so Tang Sanjian, who "decided on small matters", should be in charge, so he said: "Let's pretend, don't ask Tang Tang to lose weight, it's good to exercise more, this kid has become more and more like you recently, and he is much lazier than before......"
Tang Shuang was unhappy: "Hey, hey, hey~ Don't say that it's okay, just take matters into account, don't carry out ginseng roosters, and don't involve irrelevant personnel, I'm kind, who to provoke." ”
Huang Xiangning also said: "Xiaoshuang has changed a lot now, he is a good young man......"
Hey, hey, Tang Shuang happily snatched Huang Xiangning from Tang Sanjian's side, hugged his shoulders, and praised him wildly.
Under Tang Sanjian's gaze, the two muttered in a low voice, and then his wife leaned back with a smile...... It's a bit unbearable...... The old vinegar jar is about to be turned over~
"Hurry up and load it up! Tang Tang is coming back. ”
Ten minutes later, Tang Shuang was done.
Tang Sanjian: "That's okay?"
Tang Shuang: "It's okay, this is captured by the camera, no other auxiliary tools are needed, only a person needs to stand in front of the camera to make movements, and it can be transmitted to the game in real time." ”
In order to verify, Tang Shuang personally went down to play a round.
This is a somatosensory game console, and players can simulate themselves into the game by standing in front of the TV and doing actions.
For example, the one Tang Shuang is preparing is a running game, a row of super cute cartoon villains running 100 meters, and Tang Shuang represents one of the little girls with a ball head.
In the game, the villains squatted at the starting line, waiting for the password, and Tang Shuang also made a starting posture in front of the TV, and the countdown began......
Three~
Two~
One~
A milky doll sounded - ready...... go!
Knock knock knock......
With the exciting and violent drum beat, a row of cartoon dolls on the TV rushed out, like a pig released from the circle, everyone is meaty, all like candy~
Tang Shuang's representative of the ball in the first moment, actually fell to the penultimate !
This can't be beared, Tang Shuang can't afford to lose this person, Brother Sanjian and Sister Xiangning are watching from the sidelines, don't take the first place and have no face to see your parents!
So Tang Shuang raised her long legs and ran in place in the living room of the old Tang family, and soon, she overtook a little boy with yellow hair, and then a bald little boy, and then a little sister with long hair......
Although it is a game played by villains, but watching herself surpass villains all the way through continuous struggle, Tang Shuang's mood is a little excited, it seems to be quite fun, very toxic.
Even if he is like this, Candy will definitely be instantly addicted and can't stop.
Tang Shuang was in a trance, the 100-meter sprint was over, and when he looked at the results, he fainted, a total of eight little babies, he only won the fifth place, shame and shame!
Brother Sanjian looked at Tang Shuang, who was sneering, and smiled mysteriously. An extremely bad feeling rose in Tang Shuang's heart......
In the evening, the little girl came home from school, and the little pig with unlimited energy jumped into the house, and at first glance saw Tang Shuang, who was having fun~
"What are you doing, Frosty?" Piggy curiously gathered around.
Hehe, look at this little fish, obediently hooked, what you want is to attract your curiosity.
The TV was playing a very rhythmic drumbeat, and Tang Shuang was running to the drum, saying that he would win the first place this time!
Tang Shuang is more energetic~
Seeing Tang Shuang's nervous jumping, Candy Er was very surprised, what's wrong with Xiaoshuang, is she sick? But it's not like it~
"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, what are you doing, what's wrong with you?
Candy took two steps forward with concern, ignoring that Tang Shuang was running violently to pull his pants~
"Don't move, you stand aside obediently first, let my brother take the first and then say, I won't believe it, if you can't get the first vow, you won't be a person!"
Soon, the cartoon villains have crossed the finish line, Tang Shuang looked at the results, I went for a day, second place!
But Candy Er has been completely aroused, pulling Tang Shuang's pants and asking what is the fat matter, what is this doing, why are there so many villains on TV, all of them are super cute, they look like her!
"I'm playing a game, so brother, play another game, you watch obediently first. ”
Tang Shuang breathed a sigh of relief and started a new round of sprints, exhausted, and his back was densely sweated.
I heard that it was a game, and the little pig refused to fall behind, pulling Tang Shuang's pants and not letting go, how to get fat, what kind of game is it, is it fun, how to play, play for me, teach me quickly, I am super good at running......
"Let me play another game, and I'll play this game for you, okay?"
Tang Shuang asked the little pig not to pull his pants, it would be torn off, it was very dangerous, impolite, and ashamed.
Candy refused and insisted on teaching her to play now, but Tang Shuang really wanted to take the first place, he swore that if he didn't take the first oath, he wouldn't be a person.
"Then you can buy me an ice cream~"
Candy little piggy makes requests all the time, and she will not be bad at doing business in the future, and she knows how to pinch the right time to be good.
"Okay, okay, okay~ You get out of the way first. ”
Tang Shuang agreed, and thought to himself, when you play this game later, you will lose more than you gain, and an ice cream will not be able to make up for the energy consumed, and you will be thin!