"Shi Xianzhi, I can count the number of times you have signed in class in the three years of college, and I am too lazy to count the number of subjects you have hung up in the past three years. And we think that compared to the drudgery of studying and exams, you should prefer to sleep freely in an Internet café. Therefore, I hope you can uphold the loving concept that the school is your home, cooperate with our work, and hurry up and leave the school."

"I don't think your school's reputation is already in disrepute, and it doesn't need to be tarnished again. And I've already explained the whole story of how I didn't return the night before, so I hope you can think twice."

"Oh, your explanation is that you were about to go back to school after an all-night stay at an internet café, but you were put down by sweat pills on the way out, and then your whole body was paralyzed for 12 hours?"

"That's right"

"Shi Xianzhi! You'd better correct your own attitude, the school is a place for you to study, not a training base for hooligans, and letting you take the initiative to go through the withdrawal procedures is to save you three points of face, otherwise you will be directly expelled, and the school hopes that you can consider it carefully. ”

"I think very clearly, it is impossible to drop out, there are people and things here that are worthy of my nostalgia, and I think that your school's handling of me personally is unfair, and there is a suspicion of personal vendetta in the public."

"What personal vendetta do I have with you?"

"Why is there no excuse for wanting to add sin?

“…… You can go out, remember to pack your bags early, and the dismissal notice will be delivered to you within three days. ”

"Whatever you want"

After leaving the teaching office, I went back to the dormitory where I had lived for three years.

"How about Brother Zhi, you won't really drop out of school, right?" Alas, pity our sister Chen Xi, being stared at by so many people, it's really fierce......" Zhang stressed and found that my face was not good, so he didn't say any more.

"What the hell is going on, you won't really be fired, will you?"

"Don't worry, it's okay, I'll solve it, oh yes, you must remember the secret thing I told you yesterday."

"Don't worry, Brother Zhi, I'm still reliable for this little brother, but when will you take a few brothers for a ride with superpowers?"

"It's a, I haven't figured it out yet, and I can hit the wall at every turn. Let's be honest with you, in fact, this superpower Lao Tzu really doesn't want it, you don't know, I don't dare to stare at a thing and place for more than three seconds as long as I have my eyes open, in case one day I play a teleportation in front of everyone, Lao Tzu will have to enter the dragon group the next day, and I don't want to see a few brothers again in this life. ”

"Hehe, it's fake that you can't see us, and it's true that you can't see your sister Chen Xi. Zhang Qiang said cheaply.

"The rain girl has no melons!

After laughing for a while, they went to class, after all, for them, although it is a diploma from a third-rate university, but at least it is better than nothing, although we are the same kind of people (that is, the so-called scumbags), but they still try their best to linger on the line of failing the course. After they left, I was left alone in the dormitory to continue practicing teleportation, after two days of practice, I feel that I still have a little bit of proficiency improvement, and I will no longer teleport in the inexplicable way as before, I try to control the start command of the teleportation, no longer with my eyes but with my consciousness. After practicing for a while, I remembered that there was something more important to do, I pulled out a dark gray suitcase from under the bed, opened the lock, and pulled out a bank card that had hardly been used in the innermost compartment of the case in more than two years.

At noon the next day, I arrived at the door of the Registrar's Office with an envelope containing all my belongings.

"Dangdang, dangdang, dangdang"

"Enter"

"Director Qian Yangfeng, is it convenient to come out and talk?"

Director Qian saw that it was me, nodded and said: "Come in and say, there is no one here, they are all going to take a lunch break, but say in advance, if it is a matter of expulsion, don't talk about it again, what you did on weekdays plus the last time you confronted several counselors here, they are very dissatisfied with you, this matter is basically a foregone conclusion now." ”

"Director Qian, that's really a coincidence, I came to you today to talk about this matter"

Director Qian was about to speak, but I interrupted him and continued: "Didn't you also say just now, it's basically a foregone conclusion, isn't there still hope?"

"And what do you mean?"

I threw the envelope on my body in front of him: "I heard that Director Qian's father likes to drink Cangzhou's Longjing, but it really happens that my hometown is also Cangzhou, this is the fresh Longjing tea that my parents just mailed me this month, I specially sent it to Director Qian's father to taste today, I know that Director Qian has always been a man of his word, so I also ask Director Qian not to shirk." ”

Director Qian paused for a moment and said, "Then you mean I'm arbitrary?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, it's just that Director Qian has always been a high authority in terms of school leaders in our school, and several counselors are even more obedient to you, I just hope that Director Qian can consider my punishment from scratch."

Director Qian shook his hand expressionlessly to refuse, I stuffed the envelope into his hand, he pinched the thickness of the envelope, and the expression on his face slowly changed from a face to a smile, and then naturally put the envelope into the inner pocket of his jacket on the chair, and said: "Xiao Shi, thank your parents for me, alas, it's not easy to be a parent, you work hard to raise your children to college, if you are expelled, your parents will be very sad." In this case, you will submit a review tomorrow, and the school leaders will consider the punishment of you at their discretion. ”

"Then it's bothering Director Qian. ”

"Well, Xiao Shi has a future. I have always believed that academic performance does not determine a person's ability and pattern, and I must work hard in the future. ”

"Hehe, thank you Director Qian for your advice, if there are no other instructions, I won't bother, goodbye"

After standing in the corridor for a while, the counselors had already finished lunch and returned to work one after another, and when they saw me, they all put on a look of disgust.

In the dormitory, as soon as I entered the door, I was staggered by the smell of Lao Sun's stinky feet, his bed was closest to the door, and he was lying on the bed with his legs crossed, and his big feet were facing the door.

"Brother Zhi, are you really going to break the jar and break it, and you won't go to class for three days in a row," Wang Meng said to me while sitting on the top bunk.

"You know a yarn, the matter of expulsion has been solved"

Half an hour later......

"You just said how much money you gave him?"

“5000”

", you're crazy, you gave him the money you saved from more than two years of part-time work and the money your family gave him this month, what are you going to do this month?"

"Aren't you guys? What are you afraid of, anyway, I have money left in my pocket to buy cigarettes right now. ”

"That's it, what are you afraid of, we first have to congratulate Dazhi on the success of the catastrophe! I'll invite you to the bar tonight!" Wang Meng said excitedly.

"Dazhi, aren't you afraid that the old money will not do anything for you after receiving your goods?" Sun Jian expressed his worries.

"Of course I'm afraid, but he should be more afraid than me, from the moment I walked into the room of the Academic Affairs Office, my mobile phone recording function has been on, his name was clearly read by me, if he dares to play against me, then everyone will suffer together, I don't want to go to college, I am afraid that not only will his official position be insecure, but he will also have a reputation for corruption and bribery for the rest of his life. ”

Sun Jian smiled: "Hahaha, I didn't see that old Wang Ba looks dignified on weekdays, and he is so unclean."

"Hmph, the world is as black as a crow, whose cat doesn't steal?" I said.

"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and take a nap, take a nap, take a nap, and slaughter Xiao Meng at night, so that he can bleed well. Zhang's proposal was unanimously approved.

The new space bar is a bar far away from our school, it takes nearly an hour to take a taxi from our school, Wang Meng chose here to say something: "The girls in the school next door are of high quality, and it can be said that it is heaven and earth compared to the group of crooked melons and cracked dates in our school, in case anyone is blind and makes a lot of money on him" I don't comment on this remark, just with his obscene neck that is nearly half a meter long, even if he is thrown into the girls' school for four years, I estimate that he is still an old virgin.

Seven o'clock in the evening is the lively period of the bar, we were led by the waiter to a innermost corner position, where you can see most of the scene in the bar, the view is extremely convenient, I have to say, there are indeed a lot of girls here, and this is just the beginning of April, there are already not afraid of the cold to wear a short skirt, Wang Meng from the moment he sat down there to start to comment on the girls.

"Hello sir, what do you want?"

"Four glasses of Manhattan, thank you"

"Okay, wait a minute"

After the waiter left, Zhang Qiang quietly asked me, "Brother Zhi, what kind of maha pain you just ordered?"

Me: "...... It is a cocktail, originally invented by the mother of the famous British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, and has a strong taste, so it is also called "Manhattan"! ”

"I didn't see it, we always thought you were only interested in sleeping and playing DOTA, but I didn't see that you still knew that."

"Hehe, I've won the prize, I've won the prize, in fact, I haven't drunk it, it's mainly because I've seen the introduction on the Internet, just now I just asked for it casually in order not to show my timidity, we can't ask four big men for four glasses of mineral water......"

"Hello sir, here are the four glasses of Manhattan you ordered, please use it slowly"

"Okay, thanks"

"Old Sun, don't tinker with your little novel, come and drink," I called Old Sun, who was reclining on the sofa.

"Ding"

"! Today, in order to celebrate Brother Zhi's great disaster, there will be a blessing in the future, and his sister Chen Xi gave birth to a noble son early, so he must not get drunk or return if he says anything. ”

Wang Meng changed his stomach after a few glasses of wine, from the obscene and incompetent Zhu Bajie to Sun Wukong! A person staggered to find his favorite girl to set up, Lao Sun continued to lie there reading novels with an expression of concern for the country and the people, I was afraid that Wang Meng would cause an accident, so I patted Zhang Qiang on the shoulder and said to him: "Look at Xiao Meng, don't go overboard" to smoke a cigarette.

The street at the back door of the bar is unusually quiet, a stark contrast to the hustle and bustle of the bar.

"Click

The lighter finally lit the flame.

"You...... Is it a prophet?" asked a crisp girl's voice not far away.