"Phantom Assassin completes a double kill"

"Phantom Assassin Completes a Triple Kill"

"The Phantom Assassin has surpassed the killing of the gods, please kill him!!" The domineering super god prompt swipes the screen infinitely at the bottom left of the game interface.

The two front teeth under the tree of his own world were already in danger, and the Phantom Assassin of the Black Emperor's Staff was invincible to the output of the twin towers, and behind him were the boar war eagles and the necromancy book summoned by the vast Scourge Soldier and the Beastmaster. The Butcher with 4,000 blood stands not far from the Guards Spring, ready to go, and when our team members are resurrected, he will hook up.

I glanced at my own base and knew that I was already exhausted, so I could only continue to lead the summoned little tree men to continue the bloody battle against the super GIs of the Scourge Legion on the lower lane.

It didn't take long for the supergod's prompt to continue to swipe the screen in the lower left corner, and it seemed that the other party had re-entered our spring and started killing.

"Rookie Prophet"

"Rookie Prophet"

"Rookie Prophet"

"Rookie Prophet"

Four of my teammates insulted me at the same time and left the game.

"This fucking four-man black pit Lao Tzu, Made" I can only helplessly squirt back in my heart, ready to let go of the last ultimate and leave the game, the catapult light of the force of nature emitted from me, starting from the first creep on the lower lane, passing through the middle lane lane soldier line, and finally bounced to the World Tree.

"The Prophet Completes a Double Kill"

"The Prophet Completes a Triple Kill"

"The Prophet is on a killing spree"

"The Prophet Is Running Wild"

Phantom Assassin: "......"

Beastmaster: "666"

Butcher: "Fraud"

Shadow Shaman: "Bunker"

Doom Guard: "Boom!"

Looking at my opponent's surprised expression, I was satisfied and pressed alt+F4 a second before the World Tree fell.

"Ah, I'm so sleepy" played all night, the Internet café has long been no longer the first half of the night's hot situation, the few elementary school students sitting next to me who play League of Legends have already left the Internet café, the little beauty at the bar cashier is even more sleepy and has fallen asleep with her arms pillowed, the big V exposed deep in the chest of the V-neck shirt makes people can't help but think about it, I quickly retracted my mind and put an end to a bold idea just now!

At the bottom of the row of seats with me was a balding middle-aged man in his forties, with a cloud of smoke above his head, and a small half of the smoke in the entire Internet café was probably floating out of him, and there was a movie on his screen, of course, of which it was indescribable. In fact, if you look closely, you will find that in the innermost seat of almost every Internet café in the country, a middle-aged and elderly man aged 40+ sits in the middle of the night, as for the reason, it goes without saying.

I stood up and stretched my waist to prepare to climb over the wall and go back to the dormitory, but as soon as I stood up, I felt that my eyes were dark, my legs instantly lost strength, and my brain had lost consciousness before it could react.

"Brother Zhi, wake up"

"Brother Zhi, are you still alive?"

"He's not going to die, is he?"

In addition to hearing the calls of Zhang Qiang and Wang Meng, I can also hear the noisy voices in the Internet café, and the group of elementary school students who play League of Legends have stolen their family's money to surf the Internet.

"You can't really die, do you?"

"Don't make a fuss, obviously there is still breathing, you see that this harazi has flowed all over the ground, people who don't know the inside story still think that Brother Zhi peed, I guess, it's almost like becoming a vegetative person!"

About five minutes had passed, and I could feel my strength regaining little by little, but slowly, and my two brain-dead roommates were still discussing my turning into a vegetative state.

"Why do you sleep like a pig, why don't I slap him twice?"

"Wait a minute" Wang Meng stopped Zhang Qiang's actions and stretched his head to the monitor to observe something.

On the screen was the last set of the Prophet I played last night, a dazzling 5/17/0 record.

"It's really Brother Zhi's demeanor, tsk, he died 17 times, but where did these 5 heads come from?"

In the face of Wang Meng's ridicule, I began to feel that the speed of consciousness recovery became faster, although the body was still stiff, but the muscles of the whole body had a little sense of movement, I suddenly opened my eyes, and what caught my eyes was Wang Meng's obscene long neck and almost attached to the screen.

Wang Meng turned his head and saw my wide eyes, so frightened that he leaned back, frightened the elementary school student next to him and quickly stood up, looked at Wang Meng, who was tall and tall, and looked at Wang Meng with fearful eyes as if he wanted to say: "I have already felt despair"

"My Brother C Zhi, what are you doing? Scared people to death doesn't pay for their lives?" Wang Meng was also frightened by me, and yelled.

I ignored him, I just felt like I was wrapped in several layers of bandages, although I could move, but the muscles were very stiff, I barely stood up with a chair and swayed, and it became a luxury to turn my neck, Zhang Qiang and Wang Meng looked at my virtue, and quickly supported me, I tried my mouth, as if I could speak, and asked, "What time is it?"

"It's 3:1 p.m. on April 1st, but I said Brother Dazhi, you really dare to risk the disapproval of the school, don't go back to the dormitory for 24 hours in a row, don't go to the roll call, the director of teaching has already come to you in the morning, saying that if you are so absent from class for no reason, you will have to go through the withdrawal procedures"

"So I've slept for 12 hours? and it's not that I don't want to go back, last night...... Forget it, I'll explain to him myself later, can you help me back to the dormitory first?"

"Brother Zhi, didn't you just wake up, and you have to go back to your nest, your title of Lord is really well deserved"

"Sleep a fart, Lao Tzu is now uncomfortable as if he was beaten by a hundred big men for a night, let's go back and talk to you again"

"Yes, yes, Xianzhi old immortal, mana is boundless!5/17 data is unmatched, hahaha" Zhang Qiang smiled weirdly.

Before I went out, I thought back to the little beauty who slept at the bar last night, the unfathomable big V...... Thinking of this, I glanced back at the bar, and all I saw was the full beard of the Internet café owner.

As soon as I walked out of the door of the Internet café, I was almost stumbled by the sun, and it took a while for my eyes to adjust to the normal sunlight. On both sides of the Internet café are shops selling snacks, shabu-shabu, fried skewers, all kinds of small barbecues, and the ctenophores form a characteristic university street near the university, basically when there are no classes, this street is overcrowded, except for the greedy office workers who come after work, the rest are basically alumni of our school. A little further on, out of this street is an important arterial road in my city, on both sides of the road is a side by side express hotels and high-end hotels, although I have not been there yet, but I believe that in the near future I will definitely visit once, last time the dormitory next door Sheba asked me to play mahjong, just take this opportunity to go to the hotel to open a room...... After all, I've grown so big, I don't know what it's like to open a house.

Back on campus, I became the focus of everyone's attention, the stiff muscles made me unable to walk like a normal person, my knees would not bend, so I had to take a big step forward with my stiff legs, a bit like the ancient landlord in the TV series, pacing with my shoulders, followed by two followers, to put it in layman's terms, that is, the pace of the six relatives do not recognize! At first, I was more concerned about the eyes of others, but gradually I got used to it, and my posture became more and more natural, as if a relative of the principal's family came to inspect it, and I enjoyed it.

"Brother Zhi, look, your goddess is here," Wang Meng behind him poked my waist with his fingers and said.

I followed his gaze, and on the path to our left, Colonel Chen, wearing a white dress and holding a book in her hand, was walking forward, with her long straight black hair draped over her shoulders, and was constantly greeting passers-by. A gust of wind blew, and the hem of the dress and hair fluttered slightly, as if the fairy in the sky had fallen to the mortal world.

"Bigger, blow bigger!" Wang Meng behind him made a lewd call.

Zhang Qiang and I ignored his call, our eyes moved closely with Chen Xi's movements, and our necks didn't seem to be as stiff as they were just now.

"Oops," Chen Xi screamed and fell down.

I was instantly knocked to the ground by an unidentified object in front of me. "Who walks so little and doesn't have long eyes......"

After I was knocked down, I was about to scold someone who didn't have long eyes for knocking me down, and as soon as I was halfway through speaking, I felt that something was not right, and I bumped into my soft body, and a few strands of hair floated on my face, and the scent of shampoo mixed with the unique body fragrance of young girls made me swallow the unfinished words back into my stomach.

"Shi Xianzhi, you don't look at the one in front of you when you walk!" Chen Xi stood up after being knocked down and saw that it was me, and yelled.

I was lying flat on the ground for a long time, but I didn't get up, like an old turtle with its shell overturned.

"Chen Xi, listen to my explanation...... I was probably far away from you, I ...... You wait for me to stand up, and I'll tell you......" The more anxious I was, the more I couldn't stand up, my arms and legs were like cement, and I couldn't support my body with the strength of my hands alone. The onlookers around me couldn't laugh when they saw me lying on the ground and twisting left and right while talking. I saw a lot of people taking out their phones and starting to record them.

Chen Xi was also embarrassed by everyone's laughter, and wanted to come over to help me up, but he didn't think it was appropriate, so he had to say to me: "Or ...... You get up first......"

"I want to stand up too, but this body looks like a plaster!" I explained to Chen Xi in my heart.

"Don't look at the two big brothers, come over and help me first!" I shouted to Zhang Qiang and Wang Meng not far away.

Zhang Qiang and Wang Meng also couldn't laugh, but they still ran over to save me. I could tell that the two of them didn't want to care about me anymore...... This scene is really embarrassing!

Supported by the two of them, I finally stood up, and just wanted to explain to Chen Xi, she had already run away with her head down, and after the crowd of onlookers had laughed enough, she gradually left, leaving only the three of us standing in place in a daze, and the couples passing by sporadically.