622, the ideological struggle in the toilet (2/3)
Candy asked the little man in black in her heart: "Does the Nalun family care about this little sister with glasses?"
The little man in black jumped up and said, "Eat! Eat lunch right away! You just pulled the poop and wiped the poop again, aren't you enough, you still want to see other babies poop and poop other babies, you are so disgusting! You wipe the poop twice, do you still have lunch?
Candy touched her little belly, just after pulling it, it was already empty, she was a little hungry, and muttered: "What you said makes some sense." ”
The little man in black jumped up and said, "It's very reasonable! The Lun family is reasonable! No one can let the little princess wipe the children's poop! Hmph! The Lun family didn't ask anyone to wipe the poop!"
Candy Er glanced at the little sister with glasses who blushed and said to the little man in black, "She seems to be crying." ”
The little man in black jumped up and shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up, she wants to play tricks, so that people can see that you are bullying the little baby who is pulling the poop." ”
As soon as the little man in black finished speaking, a little man in white fell from the sky and fell directly on her head, with his legs straddling her shoulders, and grabbing her hair with both hands, instantly grabbing the long hair of the little man in black into a chicken nest.
The little man in black was crazy with anger, carrying the little man in white on his back and running wildly, screaming and screaming, and then plunged into the mud puddle, the little man in white saw this, and quickly jumped down, far away from the mud pit, she has a habit of cleanliness!
The little man in black finally got rid of the little man in white, but he couldn't stop anymore, and became a little man in gray with a pop, standing in the mud puddle, looking at the little man in white standing on the shore laughing, and wanted to cry!
The black-clothed, gray-clothed villain has a deflated mouth, although she is always fierce as long as she appears, but the Lun family is still a child after all!
The little man in white: "Wowhahaha-you big villain, we have to have love, we are little pigs, we are super loving little pigs, we can't ignore the little sister who is younger than ourselves, Xiaoshuang said that there must be love, everyone gives a little love, the world will be peaceful, and it will be unified." ”
As soon as her voice fell, with a bang, a burst of green smoke came out of thin air, instantly enveloping the little man in white, and when the green smoke dissipated, the image of the little man in white had changed from a little man to a mini pig with white hair.
"Purr ~ Purr ~ Hee hee, I'm Pig Essence. ”
At the same time, the gray-clothed little man in the mud pit also instantly burst out of a cloud of green smoke and turned into a mini pig with black hair, because the hair was stained with mud, so it was a gray little pig pig at the moment.
"Purr ~ Purr ~ Purr, I don't want to be a little piggy, the Lun family is the queen!
Although the gray piggy was angry and wanted to fly out of the mud pit as a queen, her curiosity made her suppress these questions for the time being, and asked the questions she was more concerned about.
The little white pig tilted her head and thought about it, but in fact she didn't know, but in front of the gray little piggy, she couldn't say that she didn't know, and said, "I don't know! Hmph, it's a big bucket! A bucket for carrying water! A bucket for washing your mother's feet, are you stupid? Just ask your little brain what it's thinking all day long, and you know how to eat and sleep, hmph! You don't want to do anything all day long! You will become a little pig!"
The gray pig jumped up and fell into the mud puddle, splashing mud, and said hatefully: "The Lun family is already a little pig! It's all your fault! If you want to wipe the baby with glasses, then you can put down the dignity of the little princess, I won't care about you! I'm still hungry, I want to go to lunch, snoring." ”
The little white pig said, "I know how to eat, and I will give you poop, corn-flavored!"
The little gray pig was furious: "You just eat corn-flavored poop! You eat it all day long! You have to eat it if you don't eat it!"
The little white pig said, "I don't eat it, you eat it!"
The little gray pig said, "You eat, I don't!"
The little white pig said, "I'll make you corn-flavored!"
The little gray pig said, "I also paste you with corn-flavored poop!"
The little white pig said, "I don't talk to the childish pig!"
Then he gave up the gray little pig and said to Candy: "Little fairy, you should wipe the poop for the little sister with glasses, this is a good deed, it is helpful, you will get the little red flower of your dreams, this is a good deed!"
There's a bit of truth to what Candy wanted to say!
The gray little pig jumped up and feet in the mud puddle again, and then fell into the mud puddle again, and the mud splashed everywhere, shouting: "It's really unreasonable! You're going to wipe 10,000 babies, you don't have to study, move the stool to the toilet, sit in the place where you're standing, yes, it's this pit here, it's a special way to wipe the poop for the babies, oh - some of them are corn-flavored, some are pearl-flavored, some are pumpkin-flavored, some are watermelon-flavored, some are wintermelon-flavored......"
Candy couldn't help but say, "There are also ice cream flavored ones~"
The gray piggy vomited and was vomited by herself, and the white piggy thought about the ice cream-flavored poop at a 45-degree elevation angle, the picture was very beautiful, and then she vomited too.
Although the vomit was only a sound, but the vomit continued, the white pig pig and the gray pig pig bent over and vomited, vomiting until the sky was dark, the sunset and the stars shifted, the water rose high, blocked the river, launched a big flood, flooded the farmer's melon field, washed away the farmer's uncle's pumpkin, watermelon and winter melon, and the water rushed into the farmer's uncle's cornfield, washed away every corn cob, and scared the mantis girl who guarded the corn cob so much that she ran out with a small backpack and fled......
The two little pigs finally had no time to quarrel, Candy came back to her senses, and saw that the little sister with glasses was already crying, squatting in the pit to wipe her tears, and suddenly sighed: "I'm only so big, I let Xiaoshuang sleep last night, and I have to help my mother take a bath, there is no such reason, I actually want the little fairy to wipe the poop, really, I'm about to have lunch, there is no such reason, I'm only so big, I haven't grown up yet, or a little princess, it's disgusting to wipe the poop, I'm so big myself... …”
Candy Er nagged that she was only so big, and then held her breath to help the little sister with glasses wipe her poop.
The little sister lifted her pants and burst into tears.
Candy touched her little head and said, "Do you think you're a little princess?"
The glasses little sister smiled with tears and said, "Thank you, little sister, little sister is a little fairy!"
Candy sighed: "The little fairy hasn't wiped your poop yet, oops, don't tell the public, I still want to be a little fairy." ”
The little sister of glasses said that she wanted to tell her mother, thank you to Miss Candy.
Candy thought for a while and said, "Is it okay for me to give you Xiaoshuang's phone, emmmm, no, it's better to call home, your mother calls me at night to praise me, okay?" I let my mother talk to your mother~"
The glasses little sister happily agreed, and the candy was also happy, hehehehe, condescending, reaching out and wanting to touch the little sister's little head, give her praise, but the little hand suddenly hung in the air, 3 cm away from the glasses little sister's beautiful ball head, thought about it, withdrew his hand, cocked the orchid finger, emmmmm~ This hand has just wiped the poop and hasn't washed it, oh - especially when I think of the touch when I wipe the poop, oh - vomit ~