Conch ......

Tang Shuang was humming a song when he suddenly braked, because a small head poked out of the door, and his big eyes secretly looked at him.

Tang Shuang: "What are you doing? sneaky at the door~"

Candy was found, walked in with a smile, and asked Tang Shuang curiously: "Xiaoshuang, what song were you singing just now, I haven't heard it, can you teach me?"

Teach you to do great things, and that's how many disasters come.

Tang Shuang resolutely refused to admit it: "I didn't sing, you heard it wrong." ”

Candy: "Hmph! The Lun family obviously heard it, what are you singing?" ”

Tang Shuang touched the head of the cute baby and asked, "Why do you always care about what song I sing? I haven't asked you where you heard the song on the Loess Plateau?"

Candy pretended to be Han: "What yellow, yellow, loess high slope? Candy can't sing." ”

Tang Shuang smiled: "I still lied to my brother, and the time you framed me, I was criticized by my mother." ”

Candy Er opened her big innocent eyes and shook her head: "The Lun family really doesn't remember, then, Xiaoshuang, you sing a little bit, Candy Er can see if you can remember." ”

Tang Shuang: "My family lives on the Loess Plateau! My father ......"

I didn't dare to sing anymore in the back, for fear that something would happen, who knows if there was an ambush outside the door.

"Tell me, where did you hear it, I don't understand. ”

Candy: "What sister?"

Tang Shuang: "I can't figure it out, don't worry about this, I'll answer your question quickly." ”

Candy Er pretended to be innocent with her little hands behind her back: "The Lun family doesn't know what kind of song this is, Xiaoshuang, you can sing more." ”

Tang Shuang opened her mouth, but swallowed it back: "I feel that you are deliberately framing me, right, you are a villain, and your mind is very bad." ”

Candy Candy was found thinking carefully, and she no longer pretended to be cute with a smile, and pointed at Tang Shuang: "The Lun family heard you singing at the door, Conch, right, sing to Candy, I want to listen, I want to listen, sing to Tang Tang." ”

Tang Shuang is the source of her songs, and it depends on him to enrich the music library.

Tang Shuang refused to admit it: "I really didn't sing, I'm memorizing textbooks." ”

Candy didn't believe it, "What do you carry, then you carry it to Candy." ”

Tang Shuang: "The core values of socialism are prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness and ......"

Candy didn't understand it at all, and didn't believe it.

Tang Shuang spread out his hands: "If you don't believe it, I can't help it, I'm just memorizing textbooks, I love to learn." ”

Candy: "Huh~ Xiaoshuang, you're pulling snot in your hair again!"

Saying that, the chick jumped and wanted to touch Tang Shuang's hair, but she was too small, even if Tang Shuang was sitting, she couldn't do anything.

Tang Shuang looked in the mirror, brushed his hair, and said, "This is not snot, this is hair wax." ”

Candy asked curiously, "Why do you put snot on your hair?"

She decided that it was snot, and the slimy was not what snot was!

Tang Shuang laughed: "Haha, let my brother become more handsome and compelling!"

Candy nodded: "You are the same as Qiqi, you are all crickets, right, so disgusting Tang Xiaoshuang, stinky." ”

Tang Shuang sniffed his hand stained with wax, it didn't stink, on the contrary, it was fragrant, but as soon as he took his hand away, there was indeed a foul smell in the air.

Tang Shuang: "Little man, you fart!"

Candy covered her nose with her hands, shook her head, and said sullenly, "It's you!"

Tang Shuang couldn't stay any longer, so she went out to breathe: "Emma, it's stinky, you stinky pig, you don't admit it when you fart, do you want to poop." ”

Candy shook her head, then nodded again, and said with a smile: "I want to poop, ho ho ho ho~"

Tang Shuang hurriedly pushed the villain to the bathroom: "Then don't you go quickly, do you want to put a few more farts and crash me." ”

Burst~

When the little fart heard this, he immediately tried to let out a fart to see if he could collapse Tang Xiaoshuang to death.

Tang Shuang turned around and left: "You fart king, go and pull the poop." ”

Candy suddenly jumped past him, rushed into his room, and ran out before Tang Shuang could figure out what was going on, and his two little hands were tightly clasped in front of him, as if he was hiding something.

Tang Shuang: "What are you doing, you took something from me, don't wipe your ass with my money." ”

Candy hahaha three times, bang, closed the bathroom door, really can't hold back.

Tang Shuang returned to the room, packed her things and prepared to go out.

Ye Liang raised his eyebrows today, he won a great victory, and he wanted to eat, drink and have fun.

He especially told him that although he misses the little princess Tang Tang very much, it is better not to bring it today, because the buddy wants to go to the bar after dinner...... Play games that adults play.

Tang Shuang was still thinking about how to avoid the villain, but it just so happened that she went to Lababa, and she could go out from the main gate openly.

Huh, where's my wallet?

Tang Shuang checked and checked, but he didn't see his wallet, and he couldn't find the car keys.

On the bed, on the table, on the floor, under the bed, under the table...... I checked them all and found nothing.

Suddenly, he remembered that the candy had just run to his room, and then ran out again, hiding something in his hand.

It can't be this doll to poop, right?

Tang Shuang knocked on the bathroom door and asked, "Little princess, little princess, are you pooping?" My brother asked you, are you holding my wallet and car keys in your hand?"

An unbearable voice came from inside: "Uh-huh!! uh-huh!huh~", it seemed to be smooth, and then he replied, "Yes, I'm here, hahaha, Xiaoshuang, you can't go." ”

Tang Shuang: --!!

"Where am I going, I said cutie, what are you doing with my wallet and car keys, hurry up and take it out, don't make it stink." ”

Candy: "Well!! Xiaoshuang I can't speak, I can't make a sound when I poop, I have to cover my nose because it stinks." ”

When she said this, she didn't know if she had already stinked inside, because she didn't answer anymore when Tang Shuang asked, and only heard the sound of pulling the poop hard.

Tang Shuang hurriedly walked away and waited for the chick to come out, and in the process, the voice of "Uh-huh!!mm~huh~" kept echoing in her mind.

Tang Shuang really wanted to slap herself, but it was useless to slap herself, her ears seemed to have been occupied by the sound of candy, and now it was the time for "um" and "huh" to celebrate the victory.

Emma, he hurried back to the room and put on some elegant music.

After a while, "Haha, Xiaoshuangzi is listening to the song!"

A little man finally appeared at the door, smiling with his little hands behind his back.

Tang Shuang: "My wallet and car keys, I won't kill if I shoot them." ”

Candy Candy walked up to Tang Shuang and asked curiously, "Where are you going, Xiaoshuang?"

Tang Shuang: "Why do you care so much about adults, why do you care so much for a child, hurry up and take it out." ”

Candy said loudly, "You look down on children!"

Tang Shuang looked at the chick who was about to go online, immediately admitted her mistake, and said in a low voice: "Little cutie, you misunderstood me, I didn't look down on children, I mean, my brother is going out to work and is in a hurry." ”

Candy: "What do you do?"

Tang Shuang turned the chick's body, her little hand was always behind her back, and she was happy that something was in her hand, and she snatched it directly by force.

But no!

"Haha, no, you see, no. ”

Candy smiled and stretched out her little hand in front of Tang Shuang to show him, there is really no eh, there is nothing, I am angry with you!

Tang Shuang grabbed her little hand and cared about another question: "Why don't you pay attention to hygiene! Don't wash your hands when you go to the toilet!!"

Candy blinked, she forgot, but didn't admit it, spread out her little hand, and handed it to Tang Shuang: "It doesn't stink, I don't believe you smell it." ”

Tang Shuang hurriedly dodged: "My heart is so tired now, don't smell it, go, I'll take you to wash your hands, next time you dare to forget to wash your hands and hit your palms." ”

After Tang Shuang took the chick to wash her hands, she looked around the bathroom and didn't find his wallet and car keys.

"Little Ancestor, where did you hide my things, hand them over quickly, I'm going to be late. ”

The chick patted her face with her wet little hands, and her red face was a little hot, so it was much cooler.

"Speak quickly, don't play stupid with me, what do you want? Tang Shuang clearly marked the price for the exchange of interests.

Haha, that's what I'm waiting for, Candy smiled and said, "Xiaoshuang, you go to have fun without candy, hum, I'm going!"

After speaking, she grabbed Tang Shuang's trouser legs.

Tang Shuang: "Go, go, don't take the opportunity to wipe your hands on my pants, isn't that your hand towel." ”

Candy Candy innocently raised her little hand and said loudly: "Clean! Xiaoshuang is such a person, not cute at all." ”

Tang Shuang was helpless: "Where the hell are you hiding my things~ I'm going to cry." ”

"Hehehehe, Xiaoshuang will take me there~"

Tang Shuang: "I'm going to study!"

Going to the bar is learning?!!

Candy didn't believe it, hum! I didn't see Tang Xiaoshuang so serious, she must have lied to the child.

"Really!"

I still cook it.

Seeing that a lie didn't work, Tang Shuang lied again, saying that he was actually going to play football.

Candy Er was even more indignant at this time: "You really lied to children! ”

Pulling Tang Shuang's pants and not allowed to go, Tang Shuang looked down, quickly analyzed the current situation, and felt that it was a good way to take off her pants before she hugged her legs with her hands, but ...... Here's the problem, what about wallets and car keys!!

So I can only continue to deal with the children.

"Little princess, I didn't mean to lie to you, the main thing is that my father will not let me go when he hears it, so I can only say to study, you know now, don't tell your father whether it's good or not, come back and I'll bring chicken wings for you to eat, fragrant." ”

The little gluttony immediately licked his lips, swallowed his saliva, and his heart moved, and he immediately took action.

I saw Candy Candy take two small steps forward, stepped on the surface of Tang Shuang's feet, and left two paw prints on his smooth and shiny leather shoes.

Tang Shuang looked down at her shoes, looked at the angry villain, she didn't understand which sentence annoyed her, she was already being bought, how could she still do it, wasn't she already swallowing her saliva and being moved.

Tang Shuang pointed to the marks on the leather shoes and said to the little man with a forked waist: "What do you mean by this? Isn't it a good talk? How do you move your feet? Do you know that you will be beaten like this?"

Who knew that Candy Er said loudly: "Xiao Shuangzi is cheating again, she is not wearing clothes with 7, she is definitely not playing football! Hmph! I want to deceive the child, no way! I am going to tell my father." ”

Yo, I really underestimated this kid, the head of the analysis is the Tao, and there are two brushes.

Tang Shuang immediately grabbed the little cutie who was going to complain, and said with a smile: "Don't get excited, it's me who is wrong, whether I confess or not, Tang Tang will keep it secret for me, whatever you want to eat, just order, I will bring it to you when I come back." ”

Candy didn't really want to sue, the complaint was a lose-lose move, so she made a show and subdued Tang Xiaoshuang, and now that he has lost, Candy can put forward conditions.

What do you want to eat? I want to eat too much, I want to eat what I see, and I was about to order food happily, when I suddenly thought that Tang Xiaoshuang liked to lie very much, and she had been lying to her just now.

Does he eat a lot of himself and bring the rest to the candy? Or does he eat ten and only bring one to the candy?

Thinking of this possibility, Candy Er was instantly uneasy, and the trust between brother and sister was not so 100%.

It's better to follow and make more sure of making money, she can eat whatever Tang Xiaoshuang eats, don't worry about him hiding it privately or stealing it, those who see it have a share, haha, he is not allowed to run.