Chapter 4 The Most Expensive Fruits
Today, there are no classes, so almost most of the students are sleeping in the dormitories at this point in time.
Ling Tian carried a large bag in his hand and returned to the dormitory.
"Yo, why did this food delivery fool come back so soon?" Jiang Ran, who was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, immediately scolded when he saw Ling Tian coming back.
"Who knows, huh, why is it so stinky all of a sudden, stupid, are you fucking stupid stepping on shit?" Immediately after, Han Wei sniffed and immediately yelled at Ling Tian angrily.
"Cao Nima, this stink is stepping on shit, obviously falling into the shit pit! Stupid, get out! Get out, the air in your mother's dormitory has been polluted by you!"
Jiang Ran and Han Wei sang and scolded angrily, and the scolding words were particularly sharp and harsh.
Ling Tian was carrying a durian bag in his hand, frowned slightly and glanced at the two of them, ignoring their mouths, and walked straight towards Li Yi who was lying on the bed.
"Squad leader, thank you for taking care of me during this time, I bought a durian, how about you taste it. ”
"Fuck, durian, Ling Tian, you stupidly went to deliver food this morning, you won't be hit by the truck delivering fruit, and you will be deceived by someone else's car owner, and you will come back with a durian, right?" As soon as Ling Tian's words fell, Jiang Ran shouted again.
"That's it, durian is a fucking dozens of dollars a catty, how can this fool afford to eat it...... Come on, come on, take it, I'll taste it first, I'll taste it first. ”
Han Wei Monkey generally jumped off the bed, snatched the durian from Ling Tian's hand, and ate it after dividing it by two.
"I'm damn you, why is it so stinky!Ling Tian, you can't fucking poop in it, do you?Damn, it doesn't even taste like a normal durian......
Han Wei scolded like this in his mouth, snapped and took a big bite, and shouted: "It's really unpalatable, it's unpalatable...... It's like a piece of......"
"Smack!"
The thing scolded and scolded, and took another bite, looking at his appearance, the more he ate, the more fragrant it became.
"Ling Tian, thank you. ”
The squad leader also took a piece and took a bite, and said with a puzzled face: "Huh, why does this durian taste different...... I've eaten durian for so long, and I've never eaten such a special durian, Ling Tian, where did you get this durian?"
"Squad leader, don't care where you got it, eat more if it's delicious. Ling Tian smiled happily when he saw that Li Yi liked to eat.
"Look at his cunning, I'm sure it's either forged or stolen!"
"Yes, yes, durian is thirty or fifty yuan a catty, this stupid head is caught by the crack in the door, and I guess I am reluctant to buy this thing with brain cramps. ”
Han Wei and Jiang Ran were gobbling up durian while sneering at Ling Tian.
"It's fucking unpalatable, but for the sake of you idiot stealing some fruit, we're going to take a few more bites......"
Jiang Ran scolded and finished speaking, and after speaking, he snapped and took a big bite, and Mei Zizi ate it.
Ling Tian saw these two fools eating what he bought, and swearing such ugly swear words in their mouths, not wanting to stay in the dormitory for long, so he got up and said a word to Li Yi, and went to the classroom to study on his own.
For Ling Tian, his daily life is a dormitory, a classroom, and food delivery, and the delivery of food is to earn some living expenses.
Now he doesn't have to worry about living expenses, so he naturally spends his free time studying.
After Ling Tian went to the classroom for self-study, the three of them continued to eat durian there in the dormitory.
At this moment, the phone rang in Han Wei's trouser pocket, and he took it out to see that it was his girlfriend Sun Qin calling.
"Han Wei, are you in the dormitory? I'm so bored by myself, I'll go to your dormitory to find you......"
"Come to the dormitory to find me?" Han Wei wiped the corners of his mouth and secretly glanced at the squad leader Li Yi, with a very embarrassed expression on his face.
"Why?
"Willing, willing...... Come on, come on, we are eating durian, it tastes good, you can try it too......"
Han Wei saw that Sun Qin was showing signs of madness, but Li Yi just glanced at him lightly, did not speak, and quickly answered.
After a while, Sun Qin came to their boys' dormitory, saw that everyone was eating durian, sniffed the air vigorously, and frowned.
Han Wei thought that Sun Qin was stinky, so he hurriedly said: "Qinqin, don't sniff, don't sniff, let me tell you, I thought this durian stinks like at first, but as I ate it, I found it to be really delicious...... I don't know where Ling Tian's idiot stole it from......"
"Han Wei, how did you speak? Ling Tian bought durian for us to eat, if you don't thank him, forget it, what are you still scolding him for?" Li Yi immediately said unhappily when he saw Han Wei insulting Ling Tian again and again.
"Buy? Squad leader, what kind of living conditions does that fool have, don't you know, just his hanging style, can he afford to buy durian for dozens of yuan a catty?"
"Yes, if you can't afford it, how can you come except steal? Could it be that you can really touch the porcelain? Jiang Ran and Han Wei once again sang and sarcastically mocked Ling Tian.
Later, Han Wei saw that Sun Qin seemed to be frowning and thinking about something, thinking that she was disgusted with the smell, and said again: "Qinqin, you taste, taste! The taste is really good, I lied to you that I am your grandson." ”
"Uncle Sun!"
Sun Qin glared at Han Wei, and under his urging, he began to taste the unique durian.
While eating, Sun Qin suddenly exclaimed.
Her exclamation startled everyone in the dormitory, only to see her jump up from Han Wei's bed, point to the durian on the table, and say loudly: "I remember! I remember! No wonder I feel that this durian tastes very special when I come in, it must be the J-Queen of Indonesia, I can't be wrong!"
"Poof, Qinqin, you admit your mistake, right? Just return this broken durian to foreign imports? It's not that I look down on that fool, I guess I can't get an imported durian if I sell him. When Han Wei heard Sun Qin's words, he squirted out half of the durian in his mouth.
"It's impossible to admit mistakes! I ate at my grandfather's house before, and my aunt spent 10,000 yuan to buy it from abroad. ”
Sun Qin shook his head firmly, and said: "Let me tell you, the reason why J-Queen is called the king of fruits, the most expensive durian in the world, has a lot to do with its delicious taste, creamy fragrance, and the pulp accounts for 95% of the entire durian!"
"And this durian has a very round appearance, and the flesh color is also golden yellow...... Look at the characteristics I mentioned, do you have all the characteristics on this durian? So I'm sure that this durian is definitely the J-Queen with the title of 'the most expensive durian in the world'!"
"it, isn't it? I look at it like this, it's only thirty or fifty yuan a pound of stall goods? Sun Qin, you must be dazzled and mistaken...... Jiang Ran said and quickly made a piece again, like a toad with his mouth open, and swallowed it in one gulp.
"Hey, Jiang Ran, Jiang Ran, Jiang Ran, what the hell do you eat pig food...... Don't finish eating, don't finish eating, leave some for us, leave some for us......" Han Wei shouted, and grabbed the remaining durian with Jiang Ran.
Two fools scrambled to grab it, and a small ticket fell out of the bag.
The two of them looked at each other, and suddenly "slotted" out!
Fuck, the price of nearly seven thousand, the two of them thought they were fucking wrong!
"I'll just say, this is J-Queen! My aunt bought it for more than 10,000 yuan at the time, plus shipping or something. In foreign countries, the normal price of this durian is about the same as on the invoice......"
When the price of durian was confirmed, for a moment, the entire dormitory fell silent, and everyone was silent and shocked.
"Damn, where did this fool get so much money? Could it be that he stepped on shit luck and picked up the money?"
"You're fucking stupid, if he picks up the money, will he be willing to buy such an expensive durian? This shows even more that this fool is stealing! Such a valuable thing, you can't steal it, you can't rob it, just that fool's little body? can only steal it! I didn't expect this fool to be a thief!" Jiang Ran scolded and analyzed.
"Come on, come on, let's eat quickly, let's eat quickly...... This is Ling Tian's stupid steal, if someone comes to the door later, it will be troublesome, let's quickly destroy the evidence......"
As soon as Han Wei heard the reason, he scolded Ling Tian for being a stupid scumbag, and took a big gulp of delicious food.
But it was said that Ling Tian, who was studying in the classroom until noon, was just about to get up and go to the cafeteria to eat, when the mobile phone in his trouser pocket rang.
Ling Tian took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that it was Li Yi calling, "Hey, Ling Tian, where are you?" We are waiting for you at the school gate, come over quickly." ”
Ling Tian didn't know what Li Yi was looking for him, and before he had time to ask, Li Yi hung up the phone and could only go downstairs.
When he came to the school gate, Ling Tian saw Li Yi, Jiang Ran, Han Wei, and Sun Qin standing there from a distance.
"Squad leader, what's the matter with you calling me over? I'm about to go to the cafeteria to eat. ”
"Go to the cafeteria to eat? Come on, nibble on your mother's steamed buns and pickles, and drink tap water, that's also called eating? Don't embarrass your mother." ”
Han Wei didn't miss the opportunity to sneer at Ling Tian, and was pinched hard by Sun Qin on the side, and then shut up.
Li Yi looked at Ling Tian with a smile and said, "Ling Tian, I see that you have been sullen lately, as a man, we can't hang yourself from a tree...... Although Zhang Hui broke up with you, we have to look forward, let's take a walk...... I asked a girl to have dinner today, and you have to take advantage of the opportunity at the dinner table later......"
After Li Yi finished speaking, he patted Ling Tian on the shoulder seriously, and without waiting for Ling Tian to speak, he dragged him towards the outside of the school.
Li Yi didn't mention the matter of durian, and he didn't believe that Ling Tian bought it, he was afraid that it was really stolen by Ling Tian, so saying it would only make Ling Tian extremely ashamed, so it was better to ignore this matter directly.
Hey, he is really conscientious as a squad leader, and Li Yi also sees Ling Tian's hard work and hard work...... So I took special care of him, hoping that he would get out of this state quickly, so I wanted to introduce him to a partner first.
"What? There are girls? class president, class president...... Don't go so fast, let's talk and talk...... What does that girl look like, isn't she beautiful? Sex is not sexy...... Squad leader, I know you are the kindest and the best, and I don't have a girlfriend yet! This girl must be introduced to me, must be introduced to me......"
Jiang Ran suddenly heard Li Yi's words, and immediately jumped up excitedly, kicked Ling Tian away, scratched his head and hugged Li Yi's shoulders, nodded and asked.
Seeing this, Ling Tian's lips moved, he wanted to say something, but he still didn't say it.
He couldn't see that the reason why the squad leader wanted to introduce him to a girl was because he didn't want him to be sad.
In fact, Ling Tian wanted to tell Li Yi that he had already looked down on this feeling, but seeing that Li Yi was warm-hearted, he couldn't bear to refuse his kindness, so he could only follow......