1013, Confused Dafa
Pig Essence's salty pig hands slowly reached for the submachine gun thrown on the ground, and the devil was haunting his heart.
She is driving herself on the path of self-destruction.
Although Tang Shuang is gone, Huang Xiangning and Tang Zhen are still there, and the two big sisters looked at the little sister with unbearable expressions.
Tang Hao spoke: "Tang Tang, do you really want to shoot yourself?"
Candy'er's eyes lit up, and she said hopefully: "What can you do if it's swollen? Can the Lun family be swollen and pinched? The Lun family is still so young, sister, can you save the Lun family?"
Tang Hao was very good at talking, nodded and said, "Okay, don't shoot water guns at yourself." ”
Candy immediately withdrew her little hand, folded her hands in front of her, and looked like a good baby: "Okay, listen to my sister, don't shoot yourself, okay, we have to be good." ”
Tang Hao suddenly said again: "But what about your money?"
Candy's little face that had just been happy collapsed instantly, and her two little hands hung down to her side dejectedly, sighing, and staring at the submachine gun on the ground in a daze with big eyes.
Candy Candy seemed to have thought of a good idea, and said to Tang Hao hopefully: "Sister, don't want Xiaoshuang's money, will you give it to the Lun family?"
Tang Zhen was stunned and said, "I'm so tired, my sister will go to take a bath first." ”
Turn around and go.
Candy looked at her dear sister in a daze, and just got rid of her little sister and left, and then looked at her mother as if asking for help, who knew that her mother also turned around and left, leaving only poor little piggy in the hall.
As well as submachine guns on the ground.
In the living room, Candy stood there in a daze, with a sense of vastness of the sky and the wilderness, and the wind blowing the grass and seeing the cattle and sheep.
It's a pity that she is a little pig, and it is strange to see a little pig in the wind and grass.
In the distance, the little dog Bai Jingjing, who never gave up, thought about it, although the day before yesterday he was chased by the little master carrying a water gun all over the yard, but in the end it was still its owner, so he shook his head and squatted at the feet of Candy.
The last bit of warmth in the world is in this puppy.
In the room, Tang Zhen came to Huang Xiangning's side and asked if it was really good to persecute the little sister like this.
Huang Xiangning said that the little sister always likes to take a water gun everywhere, and she has just nourished Xiaoshuang, Jingjing before, poor Tang Xiaowu, and even the little goldfish in the pool have been nourished by her, as for the flowers and plants on the balcony, they have not been nourished.
That's not good.
Now let the little sister nourish herself, let her feel the taste of being moistened by the water gun, it's very uncomfortable. If you know that this taste is not pleasant, then next time you should not nourish others, including small animals and small plants.
"Mom is amazing. Tang Hao immediately praised Sister Xiangning, and then pulled the young lady to see the gift she brought, there was a silk cheongsam.
"Mom, your figure is so good, you must be very beautiful in it. ”
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Hey. ”
"Shall we try?"
"Let's go. ”
"Be quiet, don't let Tang Tang hear it. ”
"Did you buy a little clothes for Tang Tang?"
"Huh?!Tang Tang?"
"You forgot?"
“……”
"Then lock the new clothes in a safe and never let her see them. ”
“emmmmm~”
"Otherwise, we'll go and buy her one on the street later." ”
"I've been learning how to cut lately, so why don't I change my t-shirt and wear it for my little sister?"
"It's also a way. ”
"Where's the scissors?"
"Here, let's take a look and design first. ”
……
In the living room, Candy thought about it, but still didn't dare to attack herself, picked up the submachine gun, thought about it again, looked around, and saw that the adults in the family were very unrighteous and ran away!
She bared her teeth angrily, crept to the gate, stretched out her little head and looked back and forth, left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention to her, so she hurriedly threw away her submachine gun!
Then, she happily ran to find Tang Shuang. Bai Jingjing felt the mood of the little master, her limbs rushed, and she followed her happily.
"What? Your submachine gun was stolen?"
In the study, Tang Shuang sat at the desk, looking at the little fairy standing in front of him, as soon as this guy entered the door, he shouted that the old Tang family had suffered a big disaster, and he was unlucky, and the baby was stolen and left!
Asked what treasure she had been stolen from, she said her submachine gun. Asked if she still had it, she said she still had her bear socks. Asked if she still had it, she said that her brother's soccer ball had also been stolen.
Tang Shuang was furious! In order to create the illusion of being a thief at home, he actually lost his football!!
Tang Shuang forced his composure, and looked at the little man in front of him with the squinting eyes that Guan Gong was about to use before he wanted to move the knife.
The villain is grinning and giggling, ho ho
"Are you stupid, or am I stupid?" Tang Shuang said, daring to find such a clumsy excuse!
"Clams?" Candy panicked, but couldn't show it, what about acting, what about the little drama spirit!
She opened her mouth and pretended to be stupid, she was a stupid duck!
"Close your mouth! Tang Shuang said angrily.
"Clams?" Candy continued to play dumb, but she really didn't understand what pompousness meant.
"I said close your little mouth!"
Candy understood this, supported his little chin with his hand, closed his small mouth, folded his hands in front of him, stood straight, looking like a super well-behaved baby, hehehehe~
"Did you really lose the gun?" asked Tang Shuang.
"Yes, it's so juicy, Xiaoshuang, duck, brother! The Lun family's submachine gun was really lost and stolen! Can you take care of those big villains!" Candy didn't blink her eyes.
Tang Shuang: "The big villain is not under my control, where am I in charge!" However, remember what you just said, don't let me see your submachine gun in the future, otherwise I will confiscate it! Give it to Xiao Jin. ”
"That's the Lun family. "Candy fights with reason.
"What's yours, didn't you lose it?"
"Hmm. ”
"Didn't lose it?"
"Huh?!"
"Did you lose it?"
"Did you lose it?"
"What about you, let me ask you!"
"Lost?"
"Tsk. ”
"Chirp~"
“-_-||Speak human words!"
"Hello duck, my brother. ”
"What the hell!"
"The Lun family is not afraid of ghosts! Father-in-law Sun said that there are no ghosts in our world. ”
"Less of this. ”
"Did you buy new clothes for your little sister?"
"We're talking about submachine guns!"
"What guns? Mu has guns! Don't kill Lun, we don't kill Lun, we are afraid, we are kind Lun. ”
"You want to get beaten, don't you?"
"Brother, are you afraid of the punishment of the law?"
Tang Shuang realized that this villain spirit had sacrificed the Dafa of confusion, and if he continued to talk to her like this, he would never be able to finish it.
He pulled back the topic that had gone astray: "Don't talk to me about these things that you have or not, just answer me, did you lose your submachine gun?"
"Lost?
“…… See what this is?"
"Iron Fist!
"What about this?"
"Iron Claw, do you want to grab the meat of the Lun family?"
"It's good to understand, then answer me now, did you lose your submachine gun? ”
"Huh?"
“……”
"Huh?"
“……”
"Yo?"
"What do you mean? What does this mean? I ask you if you lost your submachine gun?"
After asking, Tang Shuang took out her wallet and began to count the money.
Candy immediately swiped and stared at Grandpa Mao.
"Do you want it?"
"Yes!"
"Then ask you again, did you lose the submachine gun?"
"Lost~"
Uncle Mao still works!
Tang Shuang immediately put away her wallet, hid it, grabbed it with both hands, grabbed the nostalgic eyes in the palm of her hand, and threw it back to her little sister.
"Okay, you said you lost it, my phone is recording, remember what you said. ”
"Recording??!! is this doing Sen, brother, what do you want to do to the Lun family?"
Tang Shuang didn't answer her words at all, opened the drawer in front of the desk, took out a small yellow seahorse water gun, unscrewed the lid, poured the water in the teapot into it, tightened the lid, snapped it on the desk, and said to the candy in a daze: "It's okay if you lose the submachine gun, I still have one here, pick up the gun, aim it at yourself, and shoot yourself." ”