The tattooed man reached out and touched the rock in front of him, frowned, and said, "This rock is weird, it doesn't seem to be naturally generated, and it feels too neat to the touch." ”

Indeed, after all, it was a rock generated by illusion, and even if Zhao Yao put in more effort, it was impossible for every rock to be different.

The tattooed man looked closely and found that the rocks in front of him were like tiles, and the exact same pattern was repeated.

The young man punched the rock twice, making a crackling sound, he shook his hand and said, "It's a very hard and thick stone, with the strength of the two of us, I'm afraid it won't be able to open." ”

The tattooed man touched his chin and suddenly pressed his ear to the rock, his eyes were very serious.

"What's wrong?" the young man wondered.

"Shhhh The tattooed man raised his fingers, made a quiet expression, and after a while said, "Listen, there seems to be a cat meowing in here?"

"Cat meow?" The young man also stopped against the rock, and after a moment his eyes lit up: "It seems that there really is!"

The tattooed man nodded: "Let's take a look around, there are definitely cats behind this rock, and if you can make this kind of weird, maybe it's the Elvis Presley of this campus." ”

......

After Zhao Yao on the other side downloaded the game, he suddenly raised his head and glanced at the cat café, but his brows were furrowed: "Where's this kid Matcha?"

In the cat's toilet, Matcha has two pieces of toilet paper stuffed into her nose, looking at her phone excitedly, and her paws are tapping on the screen from time to time.

Looking up, you can see that he is editing the video at this moment, and the content of the editing is the scene that Zhao Yao took for him when he was in the underground bomb shelter before, defeating the lion head.

However, there is naturally no illusion effect in the video, and the lighting is also very bad, the whole picture is dim, and you can only vaguely see matcha running around, knocking cats to the ground from time to time, or pressing on others and slapping them.

"Well~~~ Yes, yes, it highlights my majestic spirit. While reading Matcha, I edit a little text from time to time.

For example, when he slapped the plane in the face, a snap popped up.

Another example is when he stepped on the face of the sausage, and the word strong jumped out.

Although the level of editing is worrying, he himself enjoys it.

Finally finished editing, Matcha began to post on Moments: "Well, what's the name?" He rolled his eyes and began to type: "At the scene of the hot fight, the fierce cat street fight is a one-on-five real shot, suspected of being a mixed race of tigers and cats!"

Looking at the Moments video she posted, Matcha laughed hehe

'No, what if Elizabeth doesn't notice?' Matcha sent the video directly to Elizabeth.

After a while, someone started commenting under the video.

The little fat man who killed Lu Ban: "This orange cat's palm skills are okay, but the footwork is too poor, and it is not as stable as when I was six months old." ”

Matcha bared her teeth: "This garbage cat." But after a while, he laughed again: "Hehe, this guy is still taking fake photos, I wish you success." ”

A moment later, a few more comments came out.

Leopard Head: "The five cats on the other side are too weak to cooperate at all." I don't even know how to protect my head when I retreat. ”

God: "Why is this fat cat a little familiar?"

Leopard Head: "@神上神你这么一说好像是有点眼熟." ”

Favorite dried fish: "Bite with your teeth, bite with your claws, what is this beating? ”

"MMP" Matcha gritted his teeth in anger, and there was no one who said that he was mighty and majestic: "A group of keyboard cats, only mouth hi." ”

At this moment, the door of the toilet room was slammed open, and a dark figure had already stood in.

Seeing the figure that suddenly appeared and was full of black aura, the matcha squatting in the cat's toilet was directly startled, and the yellow urine squirted out.

Zhao ...... Zhao ...... Zhao ...... Zhao Yao!" Matcha immediately put down his mobile phone and said with a puzzled expression: "What's the matter? Why is the phone suddenly in my hand?" Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, I don't remember what I just found?"

His face suddenly changed, and he said solemnly: "It's ability! A cat has controlled me with superpowers!"

"I know to be lazy all day long. Zhao Yao's eyes flashed red, the matcha was controlled, stood up, and began to lick his lower body by himself, and after licking it, he jumped out and walked out.

"Work hard, if you get the star cat this month, I'll let you see Diana. ”

"What's the point of just seeing it?" Matcha said as if she didn't care, thinking to herself: "Hmph, as the saying goes, eat a trench and grow a wisdom, my matcha has gone through wind and rain, what wind and waves have never been seen?

Zhao Yao was slightly surprised when he saw Matcha's pretentious posture: "Oh, this kid Matcha, he's smart, but he wants to fight with me, hehe, he's still too immature." ”

I saw Zhao Yao touching the cat's head of matcha, rubbing it and saying, "Matcha, how can you marry Diana if you don't work hard?"

Matcha pouted and said, "I will touch him with true love." ”

"What's the use of true love. Zhao Yao said: "When you see Diana's mother in the future, people ask you what you do, you say coffee house, people ask you what you do in the coffee house? What do you say?"

Zhao Yao looked at the silent matcha and said, "Do you want to say that you were masturbated?"

"People ask what it means to be masturbated, do you say that you are played with by dozens of little girls every day?

Matcha lowered her head and fell into deep contemplation.

"People ask you what your hobbies and specialties are. ”

"Glory to the king!" Matcha shouted.

"What rank do people ask you?"

Matcha hung her head unwillingly.

"Alas. Zhao Yao said bitterly: "I can't work, I don't have any specialty, when Diana's mother asks you where you live, do you say that Zhao Yao's family has its own house? You said that you live with five cats, and everyone sleeps casually." When the time comes, if Diana's mother asks you where you plan to live after you get married, what will you do? Diana, they used to live in a big villa with a separate toilet. What about you? I'm still using a public toilet. What are you going to do when you have a baby? and huddle with so many cats?"

Matcha lowered her head in frustration, and her tail hung down even more weakly.

"No house, no specialty, no work, bleak future, people think about it, ask the background, if the cat has a good pedigree, it's not bad, it's good for future generations, you can put hope in the next generation. ”

Matcha immediately raised her head and said confidently: "I am Jianghai Folded Ear Cat!

"Do you have a pedigree certificate?" Do you have a photo of your parents?" Zhao Yao asked again and again: "Do you have a photo of your grandparents, grandmothers, and grandparents?" What cat competitions did your family participate in, and what awards did they win?"

Matcha was dumbfounded by the question, and said dejectedly, "Then what should I do?"

Zhao Yao patted Matcha's head and said: "Matcha, there is just a cat like you at home, and you see, Yuanyuan is too fat, Elizabeth is too proud, briquettes are too lonely, it would be good for Mango's IQ to live, and the rice cake is sick again, when I retire in the future, who will this cat café pass on to you?"

"Pass it to me?" Matcha looked up in surprise.

"Yes, if Diana's mother asks you again in the future, you can straighten your tail and tell him that you are the heir to a two-story cat café, dozens of cats, three people, tens of thousands of running water every day, canned food and cat food that can't be eaten at home, and every day's cat rice is made of beef flown in from foreign countries.

Then she doesn't stare at drooling? This is the golden beetle's son-in-law. ”

Matcha stared at Zhao Yao tightly and asked, "Then what should I do?"

Zhao Yao said: "Let's start with this month's star cat. ”

"Look at the power of my white gloves!" Matcha jumped off the table with a solemn face and walked towards the girls: "Star cat, I'm done!"

......

After a tiring day, after finishing work, Zhao Yao took the super cats, Bai Quan, and Nanako home.

Bai Quan said: "Boss, the rice at home is gone, can I make pasta?"

"Okay, I'm not picky. Zhao Yao waved his hand and said, "Call me when it's done, I'll work for a while" and then walked to the computer under Nanako's disdainful gaze.

Nanako secretly said in her heart: "This dead house, every day at home in the cat café is playing on the computer, sooner or later play with the mouse hand." After thinking about it, she ran to the kitchen and said, "Bai Quanjun, I'll help you." ”

When Zhao Yao walked to his computer desk, he saw that the rice cake had already jumped on the table first, and he was sitting there with a puffed face, staring at him.

"What's the matter? Seeing the short-paced appearance of the Scottish English in front of him, Zhao Yao couldn't help but stretch out his palm, pinched the other party's cheek, and teased the other party.

The rice cake angrily stretched out his palm and slapped away Zhao Yao's outstretched hand, and meowed: "Zhao Yao, what are you doing these days when you go out early and return late? ”

"Huh?" Zhao Yao smiled awkwardly and said, "How is it?"

Rice cake milk voice milky said: "Yes! I haven't been allowed to play for three days! You have opened a boot password, I can't turn it on, you are no longer there every day when you wake up, and you can't wait until you go to bed every day to come back, do you bastard still want to have a cat? Just stay outside all the time and don't go home." ”

"Alright, alright. Zhao Yao stroked the other party's forehead and comforted: "I'll play with you in a while, okay to take you to the black?"

"Okay!" Rice Cake immediately became happy: "Pick up 98K (PUBG's only bolt-braked sniper rifle so far) must be given to me!"

"Here you go!" Zhao Yao scratched the chin of the rice cake.

Rice cake endured for a while, but he couldn't help but lean his chin over and his eyes narrowed comfortably.

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It's another big chapter of 3,000 words.,I can't click the release button without asking for subscriptions and recommendation votes.,Please Baidu "throw the book network" Thank you for your support!