203. The Demon Venerable who suffered domestic violence

To take it off or not to take it off, this is a serious question.

Through the thin and smooth satin, the alluring outline of Demon Venerable Juntang's strong chest muscles was about to come out, Chu Lingxi's hand hung in the air and hesitated for a moment, then shrunk back: "That... It's been cold these days... Let's wear it..."

People are better than people, more than dead people, Demon Zun is different from the little fresh meat Lin Ze and Jia Mu in the dream world, exuding a deadly mature masculine smell all over his body, hormones burst out and splashing everywhere, Chu Lingxi couldn't even shout a ruffian "wow" in front of him, he only felt that his heart was rippling and his breathing was unsteady.

If you take it off again, I'm afraid it will be Chu Lingxi who can't hold it first.

Demon Venerable Juntang crouched on the bed, feeling the kneading of her weak and boneless hands from light to heavy, and unconsciously his heart swayed: "As a woman, you know medical skills, and you should be a doctor rather than a general in the army." ”

"My brother originally planned to train me to be a military doctor, but I couldn't take the road of curing diseases and saving people, and several masters were worried all day long, for fear that I would poke people to death with silver needles if I disagreed, and finally gave up medicine for the sake of other people's health and my personal mental health. ”

Chu Lingxi used his elbow to press the key acupuncture points such as the neck and shoulder points and the Fengmen acupoint to relieve stiffness, and paid great attention to the user experience: "Your Excellency, are you comfortable?"

Demon Venerable Juntang hadn't been so comfortable and refreshing for a long time, but the sour taste of the vinegar jar rose again: "Who have you massaged for whom?"

"My brother. ”

Demon Venerable was suspicious: "Have you only massaged your brother before?"

"When I was studying medicine, I also practiced with Maoshi, but he always tried his best to escape, and spread rumors everywhere, saying that my massage and acupuncture skills were more terrible than Ling Chi..."

Speaking of this, Chu Lingxi suddenly realized the implication of his words, and his little temper immediately played, brushing his sleeves and showing his face: "Auntie and grandmother are no longer serving, you can find whoever you like!"

Demon Venerable Juntang couldn't guess her hot and cold temperament: "Why are you suddenly angry?"

Chu Lingxi threw the clothes on the hanger on him one by one, and at the same time asked one sentence after another-

"What do you mean by those questions just now? Isn't it right to turn around and be cheap?"

"Although I have lost my mother since I was a child, and I am not favored by my father, but after all, I am the eldest princess of Chuzhou, and my brother is a powerful character who fights invincible opponents in the entire demon world.

"You're a person who has been on the battlefield yourself, don't you know how difficult it is to defend the border surrounded by enemy troops?"

"Usually, I not only have to lead the troops to train and study the art of war, but also to collect all kinds of news and dredge relationships from all walks of life, and I am surrounded by countless big and small things, troubles and trivial things all day long, do you think I am still in the mood to go to Fireworks Willow Lane to serve stinky men?"

Throwing away his clothes, Chu Lingxi was still angry, and smashed two more vases: "You are gullible and suspicious of me, you can't live this day!"

The Demon Goddess of War's attack was extremely fierce, forcing the Demon Venerable to be speechless, retreating step by step, and repeatedly wanted to open his mouth to explain, but he couldn't interrupt her cannon-like rhythm, and he couldn't insert half a sentence, if the door wasn't closed, he might just roll out.

The dignified Demon Venerable was tragically subjected to domestic violence, and was kicked out of the dormitory by the favored concubine in disheveled clothes.

At this time, only by bowing his head and confessing his guilt can he ask for leniency, and the Demon Venerable Jun Tang Dao had to bow his head and fold: "I was wrong, all my mistakes are my fault, I will never disbelieve you in the future, forgive me this time, okay?"

He once heard the general complain about the woman's divine logic, and the most famous sentence is - explanation is a cover-up, a cover-up is the truth, and the fact is that it is true.

In response to the angry Hedong Lion, the explanation is always the next step, and the man can only end the war by admitting his mistakes in a big way.

"You are the supreme of the demon world, I am an insignificant and humble person, where can I afford your apology, even if you give the order to give three feet of white silk and crane top red, I have to kneel down and force a smile, shouting thank you Lord Longen. ”

Chu Lingxi's words and deeds were never uniform, and his words seemed to be the weak side of domestic violence, but he dropped two more ornaments and shattered them at the feet of the Demon Venerable impartially.

In fact, the whole farce is a ploy of the demon goddess of war, she sees that the demon venerable is a typical machismo vinegar jar, extremely possessive, as long as it is vinegar, whether it is Jiamu's soul vinegar that has been cool for thousands of years, or the old vinegar of Chu Lingxi's many false and real scandal objects, he will eat it correctly.

With Chu Lingxi's notoriety, it is understandable for the Demon Venerable to question her character, if she explains one by one, there will be no end to the Year of the Monkey, and the other party will definitely not be able to believe it.

She skillfully did the opposite, using the most reasonable and bold attitude to be unreasonable, and pushed all the blame to the Demon Venerable, acting as a demon in heaven and earth, so that he no longer dared to be suspicious and jealous.

Demon Venerable Juntang racked his brains to break the game, recalling the legendary wise saying - buying, buying, buying, is the ultimate way to make women happy.

"I'll accompany you to go shopping, and buy everything you like!"

He found that there was no joy on the enchantress's face, so he improved his suggestion: "If you don't want to go out, then I'll send someone to buy all kinds of new and interesting things back to the palace." ”

"In your eyes, am I a superficial woman who is full of buying and buying?"

Chu Lingxi is indeed different from ordinary women, she doesn't like to buy, buy, buy, and buy, she only likes to sit on the gold and silver seas.

Demon Venerable Juntang had no tricks to deal with it at all, and was at a loss like a hairy boy who had no affair: "That... So what can I do for you to get rid of your anger?"

Chu Lingxi said the ultimate goal: "Tomorrow I will go to Bai Cheng's wedding banquet. ”

She tossed a battle, not only to rectify the vinegar jar, but also to get out of the deep palace, the three worlds of immortals and demons at the wedding banquet used their own means to fight, which is very likely to directly affect the situation of the fairy and demon war.

Knowing that her request was so simple, Demon Venerable Juntang breathed a sigh of relief: "I originally planned to take you with me for the wedding banquet, and the deity can't just drink the wedding wine alone." ”

In order to complete the play, Chu Lingxi remade the last round, half-pushed and half-leaned on his arms: "Forget it, how can I be qualified to accompany the honorable man to the banquet with me who is riddled with scandals." ”

Demon Venerable Jun Tang's iron-like arms seemed to rub her into his body: "The deity will never be suspicious of gossip again, and you are not allowed to say such stupid things again, okay?"

Chu Lingxi recited a perfunctory line of the drama with his mouth: "As long as the Supreme Honor does not live up to me, I will be willing to give the sincerity of three lives and three lives." ”

After lingering and warming, Demon Venerable Juntang said: "To tell you one thing, the envoys sent by Chuzhou this time were beyond everyone's expectations. ”

"There shouldn't be a fool Chu Yiming, right?"

Demon Venerable Jun Tang bowed his head and said, "There is another princess who will come with you, so guess which of your sisters it is?"