44. Change rooms
Night fell quickly, and after dinner, Chen Qian went out and slipped around twice, crossed a few unjust souls into reincarnation, helped a few grandmothers cross the road, and washed up and prepared to go to bed when he came back.
sighed at the lack of entertainment culture of the ancient people, and at night there was nothing left but sleep, and there was no interesting pastime at all...... It is estimated that the cultivation is even worse, and there is only one thing left to cultivate and cultivate again day and night. With such a thought, Chen Qian didn't notice that he didn't see the shadow of Tan Li's little beauty after coming back, so he walked into his room and lifted the quilt by himself.
Well, good, found it now.
Tan Li's little beauty was lying on his bed and sleeping soundly.
Chen Qian twitched the corners of his mouth and looked around at the decorations around him, Tan Xiaomei's room was made by himself, and it was full of low-key luxury and various furniture comparable to magic weapons. And his room hasn't had time to tidy up because of time, just some wooden tables and chairs that were originally placed in this house.
So he didn't go wrong, he didn't go to the wrong room.
Little baby, you put your own comfortable bed and don't sleep, run to my bed, is it......
Want to experience life?
Chen Qian looked at him complicatedly, turned around and walked out and closed the door.
This time, I bought a house, and it wasn't a guest house, so if the little beauty slept in this one, it would be better to change it.
There are a lot of rooms like this, and you can sleep in whichever room you want every day, and the feeling is really a little weird.
Maybe one day you can realize the ultimate ideal of an otaku, wake up from the 500-square-meter bed every day, face 200 beautiful maids, drive a Rolls-Royce to the 50,000-square-meter toilet, fly to the roof of the world's most high-end ten-star restaurant by helicopter, eat a luxurious breakfast of 500 million, and look down at the endless flow of cars downstairs. Finally, I pried open a bottle of Sprite of '82 and soaked a bowl of Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles of '93.
Ahem, crooked.
Having said that, shouldn't cultivators all seize the time to cultivate day and night, it seems that they haven't seen him practice once since they met Tan Li, and they know that they are tired of rubbing on the side all day long.
It seems that tomorrow we will start to catch him and cultivate well, Chen Qian thought deeply, but the action of closing the door was very light.
After the door was closed, the little beauty who was supposed to be sleeping on the bed suddenly opened her eyes, looked at the door that was closed tightly as if no one had ever entered, and her eyes widened in disbelief.
Then he hurriedly took out a beautifully packaged yellow paper book that he had accidentally obtained when he robbed the Bichi Sect from the storage ring.
"100 Tips for Love Guide": First, do you have someone you like?
Article 2: Don't dare to go up? It's okay, then confess first!
Article 3: Are you too shy to confess, are you still afraid of being rejected? It doesn't matter! Hint at him violently! Quarrel with him awkwardly and show a sense of existence!
Article 4: The person you like is too slow to receive hints? You are too shy to hint too obviously? It's okay, talk to him first!
Article 5: Is there any progress in the relationship after the heart-to-heart talk?
Article 6: Don't be tempted? Worried that too much seduction will have the opposite effect? It's okay, sleep with him first!
Rule 7: I don't know how to sleep together? It doesn't matter, lie down in and pretend to go to the wrong room before or after he goes to bed! Maybe he will fall asleep as soon as his heart softens!
Article 7 ...... Failed. Tan Xiaomei pursed her lips and opened the next page, and the content of Article 8 was clearly written on the page.
Article 8: What? The plan to sleep together failed? It doesn't matter, if the first seven don't work, then change the route!
Article 9: The temptation system doesn't work, what route does it change? It doesn't matter, then the master/wife line!
Article 10: I don't know what a married woman is? It doesn't matter, practice cooking and make your favorite dishes and snacks for him to eat! If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach!
Tan Li closed the small yellow paper book that he saw Article 10, put it back into the storage ring, and then rolled around on the bed. With this love guide, there is always a chance that he will catch up with that person...... couldn't help but bury his red face in the quilt, he pinched the piece of jade that the minister gave him and rubbed it again and again, and then fell down to sleep satisfied.
The preface to this love guide reads.
[Dear you, when you open this book, you are about to start your journey of chasing love.
Please believe that this is a guide with magical powers, believe it, and you will always catch up with the one you like!
As the author, I suggest that you go through each guide before moving on to the next one.
Otherwise, because you use the wrong strategy on the spur of the moment, you will bear the consequences. ^_^】
Tan Li carried out one by one very seriously, so he didn't look at the words written on the folded mezzanine on the last three pages, which were really shocking compared to the background of the times.
One hundred and one, the finale.
It's all a hundred, and you still can't catch up with anyone! Then the author can only send you the last finale secret!
Don't have a crush! If you like it, you will be strong, there is not so much time in life for you to play inner drama! If you love him, him! What's the use of confessing? It's not the same as being rejected! If you can't catch up, you will sleep! If you can't sleep, you will be drugged! If you turn your face, you will draw a nude portrait! If it's a big deal, you will go to prison! You don't even dare to squat in prison, and you dare to say that you love him?
Article 102, Epilogue.
Of course, the establishment of Article 101 is limited to the situation where the force value of the pursuer is higher than that of the pursued, if it cannot be defeated.
Be careful to pretend that you can't be forced to be x.
I remember lighting a candle for you, Amen.
Article 103, Advice.
If the previous 102 guides have been made, you still haven't caught up with your sweetheart. Then the author can only advise you one sentence.
Where there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower.
Sister/man chase after someone else, I can only help you get here.
By, shy little chrysanthemum.
There is also a line of beautiful small characters at the bottom, [The content of this book is for reference only, and the consequences are borne by the reader, and the author has nothing to do with it.] ]
Closed the door and stretched, seeing that it was not early, Chen Qian simply ran to Tan Li's room to sleep, which was obviously much better than his one, and he didn't know how to smoke to sleep in his bed.
Climbed to the bed and lay down, the quilt was still the quilt that was spread in the inn two days ago, it was very comfortable, he didn't recognize the bed, but the familiar things were still psychologically comfortable to sleep.
Before going to bed, I looked at the invitation again, although it was written in pinyin, but the letters were written very good-looking, and there were some hand-painted lace on the side of the invitation, which was very interesting to combine. It said it was a mansion on the east side of the city, but it was not clear which one it was. The minister then probed his divine sense in the direction of the east, it didn't matter if he didn't probe, even he was slightly shocked when he did.
It is said that it is a mansion in the east of the city, and it is really a mansion in the east of the city.
Because from the general direction, a large area of houses on the eastern boundary of the city seemed to be connected together, united into a huge mansion, and he could see that this land accounted for at least one-tenth of the size of the capital's golden inch of land.
It's either too much power or too rich.
Or both?
It's just that the mansion in the east of the city is separated by a raised hill to the east, but behind the hill is a vast cemetery, and countless large and small graves bulge out on the yellow earth. Wreaths and paper money were scattered everywhere, and the ground was very empty, except for the gray and yellow soil and the yellow and white paper, and some dry and rotten blackened old tree trunks, and occasionally a few pitch-black crows crouched on the branches to rest, and there was nothing left.
How do you see how to infiltrate people...... Could it be that this is a mass grave that appears very frequently in all kinds of palace fighting and house fighting novels? Fortunately, there are no messy corpses and bones......
Subconsciously unwilling to delve into this desolate and strange realm, the minister took back his divine sense and put it in the mansion, adjusted the fineness of the observation, and the minister found the location of the gate, and wrote down the most convenient route to get there. By the way, I memorized the zigzag map of the mechanism in the house, and when I regained my sense, I saw a woman in a peach red shirt jumping into the room, and the candle flame flickered two or three times, and finally settled down. As soon as she entered the room, she picked up a pen and wrote something. On the table was a large pile of scrapped white paper, and the floor was full of clutter.
With the last glance of his senses, he seemed to see the inscription on the side of a page full of handwriting floating outside the house, a delicate little chrysanthemum. It's really right with the pen name of the old cucumber, a bad cold, and he will immediately return to his senses.
Chen Qian rubbed his temples, wanting to slightly relieve the dizziness in his head like playing dozens of laps of trapeze, but fortunately, this time he was properly controlled, but he was dizzy, and there was no tingling.
You must know how big his brain hurt for three days after he used this divine sense to explore the world for the first time, and at that time, not only did his head hurt, but Tan Li Xiaozhengtai, who was in a state of chatter, was in the side with a magic sound, and a good young man was almost driven crazy. Fortunately, Tan Xiaomei has grown up a lot quieter, but the painting style is still weird, and the broken ones don't want it.
In the dizziness, the minister thought vaguely, and suddenly muttered, "Isn't this the painting style of a silly white sweet girl." ”
Shivered again, the minister couldn't resist the faintness, and fell asleep in the pillow.
The painting style is crooked to the girl's man, and the girl Tan is holding the quilt and rubbing the jade, rolling on the bed with a smirk.
The picture is very beautiful.
It's a pity that no one can see it.