Chapter Thirty-Seven: Laughing at Sex and Not Being Able to Take Care of Yourself
Ye Wanxi twitched the corners of her mouth, looked at the parrots jumping up and down, and some messy things, and began to laugh wildly.
A group of soldiers saw Ye Wanxi trembling with laughter, and finally a young soldier didn't hold back and laughed.
Ye Wanxi laughed so much that her legs and stomach cramped, tears flowed, and she gave a thumbs up to a group of people:
"You guys are awesome!hahahaha~~~~"
“......”
Ye Wanxi looked at the group of people in front of her, and she found that they looked like a group of idiots, especially the sky-high vinegar and chili pepper smell, which was really unbearable.
How could there be such a funny thing, xiaolongbao, haha!
And the soldiers in this row also looked at Ye Wanxi like idiots.
I can only say that life is so impermanent, it turns out that I am an idiot in your eyes, and I happen to be an idiot in my eyes!
Ape dung!
"Don't laugh! don't laugh!" the parrot squeaked hoarsely inside its cage with its mung bean-like eyes.
Ye Wanxi wiped her tears, it was a beautiful morning, it took a lot of thought to wake her up in this way, and she almost laughed so much that she couldn't take care of herself in her sex life.
"Okay, okay, I don't laugh anymore. Ye Wanxi teased this humane parrot, and then looked at a group of soldiers who had been standing for a long time.
Tsk, this masculine and righteous atmosphere is really handsome.
"Ahem. Ye Wanxi cleared her throat and said, "First of all, thank you very much for helping me find the so-called xiaolongbao, I am very sorry for the inconvenience caused to everyone."
Also, I'm here to explain what xiaolongbao is. Xiao Long Bao is a kind of steamed bun, but the whole is small and exquisite, the skin is thin, the meat is filled, steamed in a small steamer, and dipped in vinegar and chili pepper after cooking, it is delicious in the world!"
Ye Wanxi said this, and couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
She looked at the unresponsive people in front of her, knowing that they couldn't make up for it at all, and in order to express her apologies to them, Ye Wanxi asked Qixi to bring her sketches.
In fact, the group of soldiers in front of them were not stunned at all because they couldn't make up their brains, but they never thought that the princess would be so kind and unpretentious, as if they were the sisters next door.
Ye Wanxi took the drawing paper and drew it quickly, the sketch is so good, very fast.
When a group of people saw Ye Wanxi's "superb" painter, their mouths grew for a while, and they were extremely surprised.
After a while, a cage of xiaolongbao jumped on the paper, and it was really small and exquisite.
Atai blinked, and pinched himself quietly, this, this, is this still the princess?
Outside, it is not rumored that the princess is as timid as a mouse and has no talent, how can I see it today, but she is so fresh and refined, beautiful and moving.
And the amazing painting work, how can it be said that there is no talent.
It is unheard of and unseen to be able to draw a picture with just a few charcoal pens!
A group of people took those messy xiaolongbao and left with their minds still mushy in their heads.
As for the little longbao parrot, it was kept by Ye Wanxi, it is so cute, what a smart bird~
After Atai went back, it happened that Xiao Peichen also went down, so he told Xiao Peichen all the causes and consequences of the incident, and in order to increase his credibility, he even took out the big masterpiece "A Cage of Xiaolongbao" that he wanted to keep private.
When Xiao Peichen saw this painting, a trace of amazement flashed in his deep and indifferent eyes, an unprecedented painter.
Then General Xiao took down this "A Cage of Xiaolongbao", and Atai walked out of the study with tears on his face.
If I had known, I wouldn't have taken it out.
But the world didn't know about this earlier, after all, if Atai had known that Xiao Peichen was such a trick, he wouldn't have taken out "A Cage of Xiaolongbao".
If Ye Wanxi had known that there was something wrong with that jade comb, she would not have used her lunch money to buy a jade comb.
It can be seen that the person who created the word "already knowing" is so sad that he is so sad that he is about to create a word!
Xiao Peichen sat in the study, looking at this painting, and the bits and pieces of getting along with Ye Wanxi were instantly filtered in his mind.
Jian eyebrows are slightly together, it seems that there is a big problem with this Ye Wanxi, it was rumored to be so unbearable before, but the real person is so wonderful, is it Taoguang or has another hidden secret.
Deep eyes looked at a place in the study, where the Tiger Talisman was stored, which was able to mobilize half of the military strength of the Tianlan Kingdom.
It's better not to be!
Otherwise, no matter what, he will crush her to ashes!
A hint of ruthlessness flashed in his dark eyes, and he would never allow anyone who was dangerous to Tianlan to exist.
This is his responsibility, and from the age of fifteen, it has been on his shoulders, and there is no room for error!
Just when Xiao Peichen was suspicious of Ye Wanxi, the guard outside the study suddenly shouted:
"Lord Wang, Ye Xigongzi has arrived. ”
A light flashed in his eyes, his thin lips gently picked out an arc, put down "A Cage of Xiaolongbao" and walked out quickly.
In the front hall, Ye Wanxi slowly shook her fan, constantly organizing words in her heart, how could Xiao Peichen take her to the barracks to see the group of cute soldiers?
It must have been fun.
"Ye Xi!"
Ye Wanxi turned around, looked at Xiao Peichen, made a gesture, and shouted:
"See the prince. ”
"Flat. ”
Ye Wanxi got up and said to Xiao Peichen:
"Lord Wang, the villain has gone out these days and found something to give to the prince. ”
"Oh, what's it?" Xiao Peichen is still very interested in his own customers, and the endless ideas often open his eyes.
"A fighting technique called Sanda. Ye Wanxi sighed in her heart, she had learned it so much, and she wouldn't be a goof, and she wouldn't be stuffed when she took it out.
"What is Sanda?" Xiao Peichen asked curiously.
"It is to use the hard parts of one's body and turn them into weapons to attack the enemy. ”
"Oh. ”
Ye Wanxi knew that she couldn't speak clearly, so she could only get started by herself.
"Lord Wang, please call a guard in, uh, a little smaller. ”
Xiao Peichen beckoned a strong man with a height of at least one meter eight to come.
Ye Wanxi swallowed her saliva, and could only bite the bullet.
"Dude, don't beat me up!" Ye Wanxi said with a fist clenched.
The guards were full of confusion, and saw Xiao Peichen nodding at him, and then replied loudly that Ye Wanxi said yes.
Ye Wanxi took a deep breath, then pressed her legs, and did some warm-up exercises...... If you don't make this guard, it's good to fall.
After doing the warm-up exercise, Ye Wanxi circled back and forth around the guards, and for a few minutes, the guards looked at Ye Wanxi with a frown.
Xiao Peichen patiently waited for Ye Wanxi's next move, staring at Ye Wanxi with eagle-like eyes, not letting go of her every move.
Just when the two of them were thinking about how long Ye Wanxi would have to spin, Ye Wanxi quickly grabbed the guard's hand, exerted his strength, pushed his hips, and threw an extremely beautiful over-the-shoulder fall.
Ye Wanxi was also a little surprised, because she was not sure that she had fallen this guard, this over-the-shoulder fall was really beautiful!
I'm so happy~
Xiao Peichen was shocked, he never thought that Ye Wanxi would come to such a hand, it was really a thousand pounds!
Ye Wanxi immediately helped the guard up and said apologetically:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did it hurt to fall? Because I can't make you resist, I didn't realize it and tell you, in fact, even if you fall, there are skills, I'm very sorry. ”
The first time this guard saw someone so polite, a smile appeared on his dark face, and he said that it was okay, it didn't hurt at all.
So Ye Wanxi sighed:
"It's really resistant to falls, it doesn't hurt at all. ”
The guard said, "......" He was just polite, okay!
After the guards went down, Ye Wanxi looked at Xiao Peichen with a smile and said:
"Does the prince believe it now?"
"Follow this king. ”
Xiao Peichen took Ye Wanxi's wrist and walked quickly through the palace, and two horses had stopped outside the door of the palace.
Xiao Peichen took the lead in getting on a horse and said to Ye Wanxi:
"Get on the horse. ”
Ye Wanxi looked at the tall horse, although she was novel, but she was still a little helpless, where would she ride a horse, she could only ride a bicycle!
"Ye Xi, get on the horse. Xiao Peichen said again.
Ye Wanxi was fair, so she could only say weakly:
"Lord, I don't know how to ride a horse. ”
"No?" Xiao Peichen's handsome brows furrowed, a little puzzled.
Just when Ye Wanxi was about to say, bring me a carriage!
Xiao Peichen grabbed her arm and lifted him directly onto the horse.
Ye Wanxi looked at Xiao Peichen's back, wide and secure.
"Catch it!"
As soon as Xiao Peichen raised his whip, the horse galloped out quickly.
"Ah!" Ye Wanxi hugged Xiao Peichen's waist violently, not daring to let go at all.
scolded the horse in his heart, what a bullshit horse, a little human nature!
Xiao Peichen looked down slightly at the small hand around his waist, and his dark eyes unconsciously deepened.
The dust is flying, and the sky is blue.
Ye Wanxi stared at the military camp in front of her with wide eyes, good, good, so spectacular!
"Dismount. Xiao Peichen stood on the ground and said.
"Can you help me......" Ye Wanxi looked at the tall horse, still quite scared in her heart.
After all, she is only 1.65 meters tall, so she is afraid of heights.
Xiao Peichen stretched out his hand, Ye Wanxi supported him and jumped down, but because his balance was not adjusted well, he fell directly on Xiao Peichen.
Xiao Peichen didn't expect Ye Wanxi...... His body is so soft, and there is even a trace of fragrance, which makes something wrong with his lower abdomen!
Anyway, it was really pounced on gorgeously.
Ye Wanxi lay on Xiao Peichen's body, supporting her body with both hands, not letting her have intimate contact with Xiao Peichen, otherwise her gender ......
As soon as he raised his head slightly, he met Xiao Peichen's sometimes deep, sometimes wise, sometimes sharp black eyes.
Some heat on the face.
But fortunately, Ye Wanxi's face fluttered with black powder, and she blushed when she couldn't see it, what a timely and easy-to-use black powder.
"Get up. Xiao Peichen said helplessly.
"Ahh
It's obviously an embarrassing situation, but he still looks calm and calm, and he doesn't care at all that he is knocked down!
Xiao Peichen patted the dust on his body, looked at Ye Wanxi's apologetic eyes, his dark eyes were a little soft, and helped Ye Wanxi comb her hair.
"Let's go inside. ”