Chapter 64: Teasing Humanity
"Their progress is slower than that of a snail, and if it were me, I would have been with the woman a long time ago...... It seems that I, a love expert, have to personally match them, so that the heat between them will soar in a straight line......"
On the dragon chair behind them, Ji Ao was holding his chin, looking at them anxiously and with a little uneasiness, and sighed softly.
"Hey, poison the food, squeeze ecstasy incense through holes in the window paper, and let the assassins pretend to be eunuchs, court maids, musicians, and dancing girls...... How many methods have you tried?" asked Ji Ao sarcastically.
"Didn't you fail every time before, why didn't you learn your lesson? you just want to tie up with your emperor so much?" asked Ji Ao sarcastically, pointing to the few assassins in front of him who were tied up with ropes.
"Didn't I tell you I was a youkai? I'm a youkai, remember? Why don't you listen to the old man...... Don't listen to the old gossip!" he nagged and lectured them.
"Can't you accept my rule quietly and honestly, I'm doing this for your good, I'm constantly working hard to liberate this world, why can't you appreciate my painstaking efforts!" Ji Ao sighed after speaking.
"Besides, where can you find a good emperor like me? In terms of appearance, talent, and ability, how can you bad old man emperor compare with me? I will be the emperor, and the people of the whole country, at least the women of the whole country, should welcome me...... " He said a lot more boastfully.
"Hmph! You monster should have died a long time ago! If you want to kill or chop Lao Tzu, don't talk so much nonsense in front of Lao Tzu! Even if you cut Lao Tzu with a thousand knives, if Lao Tzu frowns, Lao Tzu is raised by a bitch!" The leader of these assassins was a burly and rugged middle-aged man, who managed to find a gap in Ji Ao's endless talk, and loudly expressed his determination to see death as home.
He glared at Ji Ao angrily, he disguised himself as a eunuch in order to assassinate Ji Ao, his beard that had to be shaved was glowing with blue at this time, and the blue tendons on his forehead looked very funny when he wanted to be generous and righteous.
"Plop!" Ji Ao's eyes covered his mouth and laughed as soon as his eyes fell on him, Ji Ao laughed non-stop, "Hahaha...... You look like this...... Hahaha......"
At first, he still had a little conscience to reserve some dignity for this captive, but in the end he couldn't help but reveal his love of teasing others.
"Hmph!" the middle-aged man glared at him angrily.
As soon as Ji Ao hooked his fingers, the ropes on the captives were automatically untied, and the ropes rolled up into a ball and jumped into his hands, and Ji Ao waved his hand to them and said, "Okay, you can go." ”
The group of assassins were stunned, and Ji Ao waved his hand at them again, "You guys hurry up, I don't want to increase the number of prisoners and hostages." ”
"Youkai! no matter what tricks you play, we will rescue the emperor and get rid of you!" the leader dropped this sentence and quickly took his men away.
"It's really a shame to die...... Ji Ao scratched his hair, "I'm obviously in a hurry to escape, but I still have to be hard-mouthed......"
"If you don't run away, why bother with your mouth. "Jin Ying is always so frank, it's hard to say which one of his personalities is more likable than Ji Ao.
Ji Ao pouted, as if seriously considering Jin Hotaru's words. In general, nothing good will certainly happen after he seriously thinks about it.
"Anyway, being idle is idle, why don't you go and catch them back, what will we do if they don't escape?" Sure enough, Ji Ao thought for a while and said the above words.
Jin Ying was busy making tea for Lu Qing and ignored him at all.
"Hey, I'm so bored!" Ji Ao spread his hands and fell on the dragon chair, "I want to surf the Internet, I want to soak MM, I want to go to the bar to party! Who will accompany me, I'm so bored!"
Jin Hotaru poured herself another cup of tea. Ji Ao's intermittent nervousness occurred several times a day, and he was cured of himself in a few minutes.
"Hey, I'm so bored, I'm so bored! Who will accompany me!" In order to destroy the harmonious atmosphere between Jin Hotaru and Lu Qing, Ji Ao is desperately playing the role of a scoundrel.
As soon as Jin Ying raised his hand, a cup of tea fell on the long table in front of Ji Ao, Ji Ao was noisy and thirsty, which could make him moisten his throat and continue to go crazy.
"I want to drink whiskey, I want to drink champagne!" Ji Ao can drink water and talk at the same time, this is really a stunt.
Lu Qing turned her head slightly sideways to look at them, these two "people" are really a pair of wonderful friends, in other words, a friend like Ji Ao can only be endured by Jin Ying, so he can deal with it, right?
The golden firefly noticed that she was looking at herself, and smiled at her.
Ever since she lost her memory of the youkai and thought she was a human being, Luqing, which was a little different from her original cold and calm personality, now she has become weak and a little sad, she has not spoken much, I just silently watched everything that happened around me with wide eyes.
But more often than not, her eyes always follow Jin Hotaru, probably because he is the only one who can make her feel at ease, but Jin Hotaru seems to be very restrained in her dependence.
"If she recovered, she would be angry about what happened these days, right?" thought to Jin Hotaru quietly, he could only think like this, right?
"Alas, boring, boring, it's so boring......" Because he didn't get a response for his vexatious trouble, Ji Ao really started to get bored and tired of all this, "Why didn't something happen?"
"Boom!"
With a loud bang, gunpowder blew a large hole in one side of the hall.
The big hole was not far from the hostages, but they were not injured except for the dust they had been turned to dust and panicked by the sound of the explosion.
In order to rescue the hostages and get rid of the monsters occupying the throne, the capable people outside the temple have carefully planned the latest tactics, and the power of * and the range of explosions are carefully calculated by them.
"Finally something happened, hahaha!" Ji Ao jumped up with a laugh of excitement.
Usually when this kind of thing happens, Ji Ao will always put on the "emperor" shelf and order Jin Ying to "take them down for me", whether Jin Ying is willing to go or not is another matter, but now he is really bored, he has even forgotten his identity as "emperor".
A squad of soldiers emerged through a large hole in the wall and rushed to protect their emperor.
Ji Ao didn't hurry up, just shook his body, disappeared from the dragon chair, and suddenly appeared in front of the group of soldiers, he bared his teeth, his eyes widened, and he opened his sharp claws to pose as a monster.
"Hahaha!" he let out a few wild laughs, adding to the eerie and terrifying atmosphere, and then with a flick of his claws, a pillar broke into several pieces and fell with a clatter.
The nearby soldiers and eunuchs and palace maids were so frightened that they ran away to dodge, and the hostages were able to hide even after being tied up with ropes.
Hahaha!" Ji Ao smiled when he saw this scene.
He rubbed his paws a few times, pretending to start eating the people in front of him, and the soldiers were so frightened that they immediately disappeared into the hole in the wall faster than they could have rushed in.
"Hahaha!" Ji Ao laughed so much that tears flowed out.
It's really fun to tease humans, even though they just think they're human youkai.