779, stinky and shameless (two chapters in one)

Ye Liang, who was originally scheduled to go to "Uncle Spicy" the next morning, did not appear, and he was stopped by Tang Shuang.

"Candy Er had diarrhea all night yesterday and was hospitalized today. Tang Shuang said.

He, Ye Liang, and Guo Zifeng got together again and booked a private room in a café on a street outside of Yuezhou University. From the window, you can see the affiliated hospital on the street, as well as the "Uncle Spicy" next to the hospital.

"Ah? Is it because of the spicy strips? Is it serious? In which hospital? I'll take a look. Ye Liang asked with concern.

"I'll go too. Guo Zifeng said the first sentence after meeting today.

Tang Shuang yawned, his eyes were a little red, and he almost didn't sleep all night in order to take care of Candy.

"It's right there. He pointed to the affiliated hospital on the street and said, "It's okay, it's not serious, the main thing is that I have a spicy stomach, and I went to the toilet frequently last night, and I collapsed a little." ”

"Let's go and see now. Ye Liang stood up.

Guo Zifeng also got up.

Tang Shuang motioned for them to sit down first: "She just fell asleep at this moment, and the little pity almost didn't sleep last night, and she kept crying." ”

"My little cutie. "It must be unbearable to make a candy like a pistachio cry all night. Ye Liang said hatefully: "Damn~ This black-hearted boss!

Ye Liang looked out the window and could see that the door of the "Uncle Spicy" store was open, but he couldn't see Lao Xu inside.

"It's so black-hearted, give that kind of spicy strip to a child. Guo Zifeng also said angrily.

Yesterday, when Tang Shuang was shopping, he bought several packs of black bombers and gave them to Ye Liang and Guo Zifeng, but they didn't dare to eat a mouthful, and vomited directly.

Ye Liang: "Xiaoshuang, what are you waiting for, go find that old Xu now!"

Tang Shuang waved his hand, and was just about to speak, when the waiter knocked on the door and came in, bringing coffee to the three of them: "Your coffee, please use it slowly." ”

"Thank you~" After Tang Shuang saw the other party leave, he closed the door of the private room and took a sip of hot coffee to refresh himself, he was very sleepy now.

"How bitter is this, without adding some sugar?" Ye Liang said.

Tang Shuang put down the coffee and said, "If you add sugar, it won't work." ”

"What do you say, why don't you go to Lao Xu now? When will you wait?" Ye Liang asked, it had been discussed yesterday and I would find Lao Xu to collect the net this morning.

Tang Shuang: "Candy is hospitalized, and he was tossed so badly, I have to let him taste the pain too." ”

Thinking of the way Candy lay in her arms and cried quietly last night, Tang Shuang felt distressed.

"You want to pour chili water on Lao Xu? It's okay, but you have to change the plan, according to what Guo Zi said, it's simple and direct, beat him up, and pour it directly. Ye Liang said.

Guo Zifeng has long had this intention.

Tang Shuang: "What. ”

Ye Liang and Guo Zifeng waited for a while, and when they saw that he didn't speak again, they hurriedly said: "Xiao Shuangzi, can you finish talking in one breath, and Guo Zi and I will go to the hospital to see candy." ”

Tang Shuang picked up the coffee again, Ye Liang stopped him and said, "Let's make your ghost idea clear first!"

Tang Shuang smiled: "Give Lao Xu a morning, and we'll go to him in the afternoon." ”

Ye Liang still didn't understand, and asked, "What's the difference between morning and afternoon?"

Tang Shuang: "The difference is big, have you forgotten? We not only have a mobile phone in that bag, but also other things, leave some time for Lao Xu to see if he can endure it, if he can't hold back, it won't be a matter of being fined and educated by the police." ”

Tang Shuang smiled: "That's going to be jailed." ”

Guo Zifeng looked at Tang Shuang with a surprised expression, but quickly regained his composure and did not say a word.

Ye Liang thought for a while and said, "You're right, if he dares to fight the idea of other things, then it's not a matter of picking up the lost property and not returning it, we can sue him." ”

Tang Shuang: "Hehe, sit down, I'll have to squat in prison for several years." ”

Ye Liang: "You've thought about it a long time ago, haven't you? Layer by layer, waiting for him to get into the set." ”

Tang Shuang: "You can't blame me, if Lao Xu is not greedy and returns the bag to the original owner, I will not remember the villain, this matter is over, but if he dares to be greedy, just wait to fall into it." ”

Ye Liang nodded and said: "This is using people's greed as bait, if Lao Xu is greedy, at most he will be punished, if he is not greedy enough and uses a bank card, then don't blame us for being ruthless." ”

Tang Shuang: "So give him a morning, who made Candy so pitiful." ”

This seems to be a preamble that doesn't match the afterword, but Ye Liang understands the meaning.

The current Lao Xu is like a trap swamp person, the longer time passes, and he can't wait for the rescuers on the shore to arrive, the more he will struggle and sink deeper. Ye Liang appeared early and asked the other party to return the briefcase, maybe Lao Xu was timid, so he returned the bag. But now that Ye Liang doesn't appear for a long time, Lao Xu will be lucky, and the greed in his heart will come out to make trouble, and the longer the time drags on, the more difficult it will be for him to control himself.

Guo Zifeng: "Then wait." ”

Ye Liang: "After drinking this cup of coffee, go to the hospital to see the candy, don't lose weight, little princess." ”

……

The three of them came out of the café and were about to cross the street and go to the hospital.

"Wait, who is that, Lao Xu came out, Xiaoshuang stopped me. ”

Ye Liang saw a thin, tall, gray-faced middle-aged man walking out of the "Uncle Spicy" store, he was worried about being recognized, so he hurriedly hid behind Tang Shuang. Guo Zifeng also took a step forward for the first time, and blocked him with his body with Tang Shuang.

The three of them watched Lao Xu come out of the store, his steps hurried, and he looked left and right.

Ye Liang: "This guy is sneaky, and he knows to do bad things at a glance." ”

Guo Zifeng: "Could it be to go to the bank?"

"It's really possible, keep up. Ye Liang said excitedly.

Tang Shuang stopped the excited little Ye Zi and said to Guo Zifeng: "Just in case, this Lao Xu may recognize me and Ye Zi, Guo Zi, you go along and see if you go to the bank to withdraw money." ”

"Good. ”

Guo Zifeng immediately pretended to be passers-by following Lao Xu, while Tang Shuang and Ye Liang returned to the café again, waiting for Guo Zifeng to return.

About a quarter of an hour later, Guo Zifeng came back, and when he entered the door, he said: "I did go to the bank to withdraw money, and I put a bundle of cash in a black garbage bag and went back to the store." ”

Ye Liang said excitedly: "Xiaoshuang, it seems that Lao Xu couldn't hold back!"

Tang Shuang: "It's very likely. ”

Ye Liang asked Guo Zifeng: "Do you know how much he took?"

Guo Zifeng shook his head: "I don't know." ”

Tang Shuang said with a smile: "Since he dares to take it, it must be all taken, and there will be a good show to watch now." ”

……

Tang Shuang, Ye Liang and Guo Zifeng came to the hospital to visit Candy, the little pig was snoring on the hospital bed, sleeping very sweetly, sleepy insects are contagious, and Tang Shuang also wanted to lie down and sleep.

In the past, when she slept soundly, Candy'er's face was red and fluttering, but now she is a little pale, because of the collapse of diarrhea last night.

Not only did Tang Shuang not sleep all night last night, but Tang Hao didn't close her eyes, but later alarmed Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning, and saw that the little pig was weak, and was sent to the hospital overnight.

For this reason, Tang Shuang and Tang Zhen were educated by Sister Xiangning, why didn't they tell them about this situation as soon as possible, and obviously the candy was a little dehydrated, this situation was very dangerous for children, and they should be sent to the hospital as soon as possible!

Before Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning rested last night, the candy was still fine, and the little guy's diarrhea started after 11 o'clock. Tang Shuang and Tang Zhen have too little experience in parenting, so they can't make the best choice at the first time.

Fortunately, candy is not a big problem, Tang Hao said that the little guy drank porridge for a night before going to bed.

The ward is a small suite, Candy Er sleeps in the room, everyone chats in the small living room outside, Ye Liang and Guo Zifeng haven't seen Tang Zhen for nearly a year, and there are many things to talk about. Tang Zhen was only a few years older than the two of them, and they were both children who grew up together, and used to play carefree on the college campus. Now everyone is working, talking about the interesting things in the past, talking about the current work, the atmosphere is very relaxed and harmonious.

Lunch was eaten in the hospital, not called outside food, it was Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian who went home to cook and brought it.

Candy Candy has been snoring and falling asleep, and she hasn't woken up at lunchtime. Huang Xiangning prepared corn lean porridge for her, which is the favorite of the little pig.

"Sister, you can sleep for a while, two adults, you both go home and rest for a while, I'll watch here." ”

Tang Shuang saw Tang Zhen's listless appearance, thinking that she didn't close her eyes last night, and persuaded them to go home and rest for a while.

Tang Hao embarrassedly blocked it with her hand, yawned, shook her head and said, "Mom and Dad, you go home and rest for a while, Xiaoshuang and I are guarding here." ”

Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning got up at one o'clock last night, and almost didn't sleep after that, the two of them were old, and their bodies couldn't stand it, after Tang Shuang and Tang Zhen's persuasion, they went back after repeated instructions, and came back at three o'clock in the afternoon.

Tang Shuang: "Sister, you will lie on the sofa and rest." ”

Ye Liang said: "Sister Xiaozhen, you can rest for a while, we should go back." ”

Tang Zhen rested in the ward, Tang Shuang, Ye Liang and Guo Zifeng went out, and the three of them sat on the bench in the aisle, it is the Spring Festival holiday, it is almost the New Year, there are many fewer people in the hospital than usual, and the aisle is deserted.

Tang Shuang said, "Yezi, you go now." ”

Ye Liang immediately stood up: "Should I make a fierce appearance?"

Tang Shuang: "You can just act in your true colors, this is already very fierce." ”

Ye Liang said angrily: "Be serious!"

Tang Shuang: "You'd better be weak, it's easy to bully." ”

Ye Liang: "Yin people or Xiaoshuang are more good, okay, I'll be a weak man." It's just, I'm not going to be beaten, am I?"

Tang Shuang: "You are the lost owner, and he still beats you?"

Ye Liang: "He doesn't admit it, so what if I framed him?"

Tang Shuang: "Isn't Guo Zi here!"

Ye Liang: "Guo Zi went with me, he was tall and big, and he didn't talk much, which gave me courage and further showed that I was empty." ”

Guo Zifeng said dryly: "Okay." ”

Tang Shuang sighed: "Guo Zi is really a natural personal bodyguard." ”

Ye Liang: "I know you can't go, you just watch Candy Candy and my little sister here." ”

Tang Shuang patted him on the shoulder: "Thank you for your understanding, it's all my face." Oh yes, what did you just say? What do you think, Sister Guo, what do you think?"

Guo Zifeng said succinctly: "Shameless." ”

Ye Liang was dissatisfied: "Guo Zi, we are about to go out and fight side by side, can you unite the front?" Xiaoshuang is obviously sowing discord. ”

Guo Zifeng: "I'm flying a plane, I have to stay calm at all times, Xiaoshuang can't provoke me, this is true." ”

Ye Liang stared at him angrily, and left angrily: "Angry!"

——

"Boss, boss~ Do you still know me? ”

Ye Liang pretended to be out of breath and ran into Uncle Spicy's shop, Lao Xu was the same as last night, sitting in the chair watching TV, hearing the voice, he raised his head and looked at Ye Liang, stunned for a while, with a strange expression.

Ye Liang smiled and said, "Boss, it's me, the little Ye who was here with you last night to draw the lottery!

Seeing that Lao Xu didn't speak, Ye Liang took a pack of Pacific cigarettes from the shelf, tore it open, took out one and handed it to Lao Xu: "Smoke a cigarette! ”

"Hey~ ...... you" Lao Xu stood up, a little dissatisfied with him tearing up the cigarettes on the shelves.

Ye Liang hurriedly smiled and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I bought it, I will pay, does the boss still remember me?" ”

Lao Xu relaxed at this time, took Ye Liang's cigarette, thought about it, and said, "Xiao Ye, are you willing to smoke the Pacific Ocean?

Last night, Lao Xu has been persuading Ye Liang to buy the Pacific Ocean, but Ye Liang didn't buy it because it was too expensive, and he opened a pack of the Pacific Ocean when he entered the door today.

Ye Liang's face was full of flowers with a smile: "Thanks to the boss's auspicious words, thank you, thank you~"

Lao Xu's face changed greatly, not the happy kind, nor the gloomy kind, it was an indescribable expression, mixed with various emotions.

"Really, really, won't you, how much did you get this shit luck?"

Lao Xu's speech speed is very fast, and his Mandarin is not standard, which makes people unclear, so he slowed down and asked, "How many hits?"

Ye Liang said with a smile: "Small award, small award, not much, hehe, thanks to the boss's good words, I specially came to thank you." ”

Lao Xu looked at Guo Zifeng, who came in behind Ye Liang, with a cold expression, could it be the bodyguards who were invited?

"How much is the small prize? Tell me, I won't rob you! ”

"Hehehe, hehe, the appearance of millions of dollars, small money, you can't compare with the boss. ”

Lao Xu showed a stiff smile: "Don't tell the truth, you kid, there must be more than a million." ”

Ye Liang lit a cigarette for Lao Xu and said with a smile: "Little money, little money, thank you for the good words of the boss, thanks to you for reporting the numbers to me last night, otherwise I won't be able to win, this is the first time in my life." ”

Lao Xu looked at Ye Liang's empty hands, and said deliberately jokingly: "Thank you for coming so empty-handed? Young people don't understand the rules, hehehe." ”

He saw that Ye Liang still had a big smile on his face and was very talkative, so he continued: "I did do you a great favor, the day before yesterday I just went to Longxing Temple to pray for the New Year, I didn't expect that the blessings I sincerely asked for were all given to you, young man, you are developed, but I am miserable, next year's good luck is all used up at once, and all kinds of bad luck come one after another, I just hope to break the wealth and eliminate the disaster, not to involve peace and health." I have old and young, earn a little money to support my family, if I break the money, the family can only drink the northwest wind, miserable ......"

The smile on Ye Liang's face remained unchanged, but he was thinking in his heart, this stinky shameless! Just said that he was lucky with shit, thinking that he didn't hear it, and immediately said that it was a blessing he prayed for.