Section 52: Yesterday's netizens (1)

Xiao Fei looked at me thoughtfully, and said earnestly: "Do you know that when you see netizens, you must be cautious, and cherish them, otherwise, you will lose money and lose people, don't you read news reports on weekdays? Those who impulsively see netizens have accidents, one after another, eight out of ten have already had problems, and two are estimated to be about to have problems, you are still acting so recklessly, going your own way, and being unscrupulous, aren't you afraid? You must cherish life and stay away from netizens." Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info Do you think that you used to be as strong in martial arts, invulnerable, and invincible as you are now? I really admire you.

Do you know, before the crossing, I saw a lot of shocking reports on the Internet about Russia, and I was scared, even I didn't dare to see netizens, even I, an important backbone of a famous thief company, didn't dare to see netizens, you really ate the bear's heart leopard gall, in fact, you don't look down on us, we have nothing to do with them in autumn, and the river water has never committed well water, in fact, we are habitual offenders, and most of them are temporary offenders. Although we are stealing, but there is no harm to others, I see that I am full of righteous indignation, the crowd is angry, blood boiling, haven't you seen those reports, it is really miserable, dare not look directly, many of the inhumane criminals pretended to be netizens, taking the opportunity to make money and kill people, I still remember many shocking, chilling, heart-wrenching titles, an 18-year-old girl in the flower season played netizens to see netizens, was raped and pregnant, a 25-year-old woman in Guangdong saw netizens killed, first raped and then killed, buried in the wilderness, destroyed the corpses, and some went crazy when they didn't agree with each other, it is estimated that most of them accidentally escaped from the psychiatric hospital, inexplicably slashed netizens into serious injuries, and since then he has been honorably entering the army of the disabled. There are also imprisoned in the dark, naΓ―ve girls are blackmailed to take nude photos, blackmailed, and drugged, and it is estimated that they will be left with the sequelae of brain dementia and the like, all kinds of strange, nothing strange, anyway, it's not a good result, such examples abound, countless, I can easily take out a lot of them. β€œ

I was shocked and said, "Oh my God, are you telling the truth? You're really scared to death."

Xiao Fei continued to gush: "Yes, it's really not alarmist to scare you, what are you doing, either chatting with netizens, or on the way to chat with netizens?" And not only the girl in the flower season was murdered, those criminals also stretched out their boundless black hands to us innocent boys, I heard that some male college students were deceived to the black coal kiln, and they did not see the light of day all day long, life and death are unknown, and some were deceived into joining the pyramid scheme, and there was no news at all, and they were not allowed to go home for a few years, so don't think that we are safe if we are men, these evil criminals are really rats crossing the street, and everyone shouts and beats. In recent years, there are too many perverts, so don't mess with netizens, it's best not to see them. I still clearly remember a report, I don't know if it's true or not, in short, it means that a female netizen spent 1,000 yuan from Qingdao to Chengdu on a whim, met a male netizen, invited her to eat 6 yuan Malatang, and finally was murdered. β€œ

I was shocked and said: "No, I rarely heard of these situations before, you are so scared that I am now in a cold sweat, mainly in the past few years, the social environment is relatively pure, and people's hearts are simple first, so I am stupid and sweet, and the stars are high, and the ignorant are fearless." ”

Xiao Fei hurriedly said: "So, my little silly white sweet purple moon girl, you chatter every day, indignantly saying that you are unlucky in modern society, how can it be?" Now I really see that you have been blessed all over the world, red luck is the head, you really don't know the blessing in the blessing, you see how kind God is to you, open the net, how much love, pity you, you have seen so many complex identities, all kinds of netizens, actually still safe and sound, unharmed, and completely standing in front of me, very admirable, how good your luck must be, how many murderers, perverts, erotomaniacs, insanity, psychopathy tracking, only luckily survived until now, only luckily survived to meet me, your existence itself is a miracle, you can be safe and sound in such a dangerous event, and the admiration for you is like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control. ”

I nodded and said: "Yes, then I still make my departure speech before going to Huangquan Road, thank you to all my former netizens for my great kindness of not killing, not being rude, not poisoning, and not slashing, so that I can live to this day with full enthusiasm, positive attitude, and good emotions.

Xiaofei said: "Okay, okay, it's better not to engage in such a heavy thanksgiving ceremony, anyway, they can't hear it, they can't feel it, or, tell me the story of you meeting netizens, I'm very interested, listen attentively,"

I said thoughtfully: "Let's talk about one first, one day I really wanted to swim, but my cousin graduated, but last time it was not unfortunate to fall into the water, I had palpitations, but I was delusional to continue to swim in the deep water, and I needed someone to protect me, so I posted on the Internet under the screen name of Autumn Water Changtian, hoping to find a man to accompany me to our school's swimming pool, which really found one, but then it was dispersed, I didn't just call someone to swim, and there was no contact after swimming."

Xiao Fei said with a hippie smile: "Amazing, my sister, I met frankly at the beginning, and I met netizens directly in a swimsuit, nothing happened to me, you are really blessed, I seriously doubt what you looked like at the beginning, is it similar to now? ”

I smiled and said: "Actually, he asked me to have dinner later, but I suddenly felt that I didn't want to go, but then we were still in contact on the Internet, he didn't work in Chinese real estate, and then he said that he named a residential building directly after me, I feel that I am a simple and honest person, different, the name of this building is called Qiushui Changtian, you can find it on the Internet." ”

Xiao Fei said in disbelief: "Is there really such a thing? It turns out that there is another medium-eyed one, but it seems that your sister's strength should not be underestimated." ”

I was complacent and said unashamedly: " Of course, really, because I have been in the Internet cafes around our school for a long time, inspiring words, pointing out the country, and then I happened to go back to the eye-catching bustling downtown around the school to look up, and found that in addition to the residential building with my name, there is also the Purple Moon Technology Company named after the technology company, and there is also a Purple Moon Education Workshop, my famous name, unobstructed, I can't help but think about it, is there a netizen many years ago who still has a love for me, unforgettable, is this the meaning of calling me to go in and see? By the way, if I have to charge them, I have the right of first refusal to use my name, although I am not registered, I am de facto in possession. ”

Xiao Fei laughed when he heard this: " It is estimated that most of your imagination is too rich, cranky, self-inflicted, worthy of writing novels, imagination is really colorful, imaginative, but it is not excluded that they are old dreams unforgettable, want to renew the old dream, want to invite you to go in and have a look, if you don't meet, you are still charming, and I, the person, always think that the charm of people, begins with the appearance, and finally inside, because a hundred years later, no, we are immediately a pile of ashes wandering around, fluttering with the wind, no, this is ancient, burial, that is, a sentence of white bones in the teeth and claws of the song and dance of the song and dance, indulge in singing and dancing,So for me, the skin is just a passing cloud.,The inside is the most important right.,But it's estimated that those who haven't met you don't think so about the TV as the lover of your dreams.,Fortunately, you didn't meet.,Otherwise, your glorious and beautiful image was immediately disillusioned.,Vanished.,Immediately changed the company's name.,Fortunately, by the way,What other screen names do you have.,I'll hurry up your screen name is good.,It's very fascinating.。 ”

I was deliberately unhappy and said: "I hate it, you know to belittle me, but, there are too many, more than a dozen, in addition to female pirates, looking for a boyfriend, and there is a screen name called eloping with you-"

Xiao Fei's eyes widened, and he said curiously: "Oh my God, you are really unspeakable, you are really free-spirited, bold in speech, and the names are different, which makes people think about it, but I am more concerned about the result, then let's go straight to the result, I want to ask you gently, did you run with someone in the end or didn't run?"

I said disapprelicly: "How is it possible? No matter how stupid Bai Tian is, I am not so stupid, I just dig a pit and jump by myself, in fact, this screen name is fun, how can I meet with those who want to get into the wrong, isn't that looking for death?" Because I envy the story of the red breeze running at night, the beauty knows the hero, and it has been passed down as a good story since ancient times, and in the early Tang Dynasty, there was a beautiful red breeze girl with a unique eye, and in the crowd of living beings, two heroes were identified, one was her husband Li Jing, and the other was her sworn brother and bearded guest, and the three of them became friends with each other, and they showed their talents together in the turbulent times, and were respected as the three heroes of the wind and dust. The surname of the red whisk girl is Zhang, originally a Jiangnan person, due to the war in the Southern Dynasties, she lived in Chang'an with her parents, and was forced to make a living, and was sold into the Sikong Yang Su Mansion to become a courtesan. Yang Suquan is in a high position, the gold and silver in the house are piled up, the servants and maids are like clouds, every time he receives a guest, he always sits on the chaise longue in a big way, carried out of the hall by a group of maids, and there are many beautiful maids lined up on both sides, responsible for incense, fanning, beating legs and driving away mosquitoes and flies. This kind of extravagant and noble pomp and circumstance was amazed and envied by many people, but in Li Jing's eyes, they scoffed. Li Jing is a talented man in the Sanyuan region who is both civil and military, born with a burly figure, dignified appearance, full of poetry and books, familiar with the way of the world to control chaos and rejuvenate the country, and also practiced a good martial arts, proficient in astronomy, geography and the art of war, but has great ambitions but has always suffered from the uselessness of heroes. Li Jing arrived in Chang'an and prepared to cast himself under Yang Sumen first. finally entered the Sikong Mansion to meet Yang Su, but Yang Su was half-lying in the chair, squinting his eyes, and he didn't care about the visitor at all. Li Jing thought to himself: Wouldn't such pomp and hospitality chill the hearts of the heroes of the world, and how could we recruit talented people and revitalize the national highway! The Duke of Ming was an important minister of the imperial court, and he did not accept Luo Haojie and help the needy, but he was proud to show the corporal of the world, which is really disagreeable!" Yang Su was greatly surprised when he heard this, and thought to himself: It is really presumptuous for such an unknown person to dare to speak wild words here! He wanted to get angry, but when he thought of his identity, if he was to deal with the newborn calf in front of him, it would really be too generous, so he turned his anger into joy, got up and praised Li Jing's courage, and invited him to sit down, and the guest and host talked about the world's major affairs. Li Jing talked eloquently, talking about the way of governing the country and securing the country from the current situation in the world, with incisive views and the way at the head; Yang Su nodded his head frequently after hearing this, but in the end he came to the conclusion that the old man did not come for many days, and he gave more advice, but when the time came, what could I do?" These words seemed to pour cold water on Li Jing's enthusiasm, which made him extremely disappointed. On this day, the Red Whisk Girl was standing beside Yang Su, witnessing Li Jing's heroic and refreshing aura overflowing between her eyebrows, and talking about the style, outstanding insights, extraordinary, and her heart was greatly admired, and she couldn't help flashing a pair of smart big eyes, constantly glancing at Li Jing. When Li Jing said goodbye and went out, she quietly and secretly asked the boy under the corridor to ask Li Jing's address on her behalf; the child asked the result, and returned to the red girl, who silently remembered it in her heart, looking at the back of Li Jing striding out of the door, there was a wonderful sense of concern rising in her heart. That night, Li Jing sat alone in the inn, facing the lonely lamp, remembering the situation in Sikong Mansion during the day, and sighed secretly: The invincible Sikong Yang Su is old after all, and he is still too young to keep his business, so he can't talk about development at all, and he seems to have to find another way. At this time, he thought of the beautiful maid in Sikong Mansion who was holding a red whisk, her big eyes full of wisdom and tenderness left a deep impression on him, and he found her at a glance in the large group of maids behind Yang Su, and he always felt that there was something different about her, which made his heart flutter. It was late at night, everything was quiet, Li Jing was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, and it was difficult to sleep. Suddenly, there was a soft knock on the door next to his ears, and Li Jing got up in his clothes and lit the lamp. When I opened the latch, I saw a young man wearing a wide-brimmed hood, a purple coat, and an embroidered cloth bag on his shoulder. Li Jing unexpectedly had guests visit in Chang'an, where he was unfamiliar with his life, late at night. When the fox was suspicious, the visitor automatically explained: The concubine is the red whisk girl of Yang Sikong's family, and she has come to meet tonight! In the shaking of the candle shadow, the red whisk girl took off the embroidered cloth bag, took off the broad-brimmed hood, took off the purple daze, and turned into a girl with fluffy hair, bright eyes and bright teeth, like a peach in Sanchun. Li Jing was still a little puzzled by the meaning of the Red Whisk Girl, and the Red Whisk Girl also saw his thoughts, and without waiting for him to ask, she bowed down and said softly: Concubine Yang Sikong has served Yang Sikong for many years, and has seen countless characters, but she has never seen such a heroic person as Li Gongzi; Li Jing was both surprised and delighted, he had already had a good impression of the Red Whisk Girl, and at this time, he saw that she understood herself so well, and had such the courage to assert herself, and he was very fond of her. But then he was worried: Yang Sikong weighs the Jingshi, if you flee without permission, he will definitely pursue it, so how can you escape from his palm? The red-haired woman said confidently: Yang Sikong is just lingering now, and he is about to die, and he is not afraid of it! The concubines in his mansion often slip away, and he has no intention of pursuing them too much, not to mention that there are so many maids in the Sikong mansion that the young concubine will not care, so come boldly, please don't worry! Li Jing looked at the red whisk girl carefully, and saw that her skin was delicate, her face was flushed, her demeanor was calm, she was as angry as an orchid, and she was shy without losing her courage. Seeing that he wanted to speak and stopped, the red-haired girl seemed to understand his hesitation, so she calmly stated her intentions: Since she has come to join the son, she has already thought deeply, and in the future, at the ends of the earth, the concubine is willing to follow the adversity, and the sky can prove it! The words have been said very clearly, and Li Jing does not have to worry about it anymore. On this night, a pair of friends in distress entered the tent together, without the order of their parents, without the words of matchmaking, but some of them knew each other, so they made their own decisions and became a loving couple. The Red Whisk Girl was missing from Sikong Mansion, and they had sent people out to pursue them, but after a few days, it was gone, which was nothing to them. After the rumors passed, Li Jing planned to go to Taiyuan and defect to Li Yuan's father and son, who recruited heroes from all over the world and were waiting to achieve great causes. The red-haired woman understood her husband's ambition, and she quietly took out some gold and silver from the embroidered cloth bag, and entrusted the shop to buy two horses and some clothes and dry food. Everything was ready to stop, and the two dressed up as merchants, and quietly left Chang'an, the capital of Sui, while the sky was twilight.

Xiao Fei said in amazement: "It's really thrilling, it makes people believe in love, if only there was a red Buddha girl with such huge eyes and heroic eyes around me, follow me desperately, and now I find out that your screen name is really good, just a little bit crooked,"