Moonlight Niangniang smiled and said, "Who would be so stupid? Poison your beloved? Drink it with confidence!"

I don't know if I hear it clearly; is it that Wu Gang is empathetic and don't fall in love? I don't know what he likes about me? When I am with a man, I will only engage in a relationship!

Moonlight Niangniang laughed in a drunken voice: "Stupid! It's stupid! Let you think about it!"

Chang'e pulled the net closer, reached in, gently pinched my chin, looked left and right, and said, "When you are lonely, you can't live without him! ”

Ling Wu Gang turned a cup for me and asked, "Is it enough?"

I have drunk osmanthus wine, it is not poisonous, and I will definitely not die.

The nun was very vigilant and threw out a sentence: "What if...... What about poisoning?"

Chang'e snatched the wine glass from the nun's hand, took a sip in front of her, and then sent the cup back and asked, "Now rest assured!"

The nun hesitated in her hand, put it to her nose and sniffed, but never drank it......

I couldn't help it, took one sip after another, and praised loudly: "What a happy wine! I want to find a place with the nun!"

Chang'e turned into a nun, her little face was pink, and her willow eyebrows were bent more than the moon, and she whispered into my ear, "Take a good look, what a watery spirit, more than a virgin!"

My brain was dizzy, there was a nun in the net, and there was one outside, would she be a doppelganger, and couldn't help shouting: "Pull me out!"

The nun panicked and cried out, "She's not me!

Wu Gang stared at the nun in the net with a pair of greedy eyes and shouted: "Wife, don't be so stubborn!

The nun didn't listen at all, she was so focused on me that she wanted to get it back, but she was too late......

Chang'e's nun grabbed my hand tightly and pulled it gently...... With such a big body, there was nothing to stop it, and it went out of the net effortlessly, flashed, and disappeared......

The nun shouted in a panic: "Husband, don't!"

The moonlight lady used two small moonlight bowls to hold the nun inside, so that she could see clearly from the outside......

The shrunken nun was still in the net, and the moonlight lady generously handed the wine glass to Wu Gang and said, "This is a wine gift to return you, take it away!"

The nun struggled desperately inside, watching her mouth move, but not hearing a sound......

Wu Gang was very excited, wrapped a rope around the two bowls a few times, tied them tightly, held them with both hands, and flew away in a flash......

Chang'e became a nun, drank and drunk, threw the wine glass like crazy, spun around in the air, and disappeared!

I stupidly shouted, "Wine, wine, don't run; I haven't had enough?"

Chang'e, a nun, snatched the wine glass from my hand, took a few big sips, and poured it endlessly into my mouth...... The mouth was full, and as soon as it went down a little, it went on and on......

I took the last sip and the wine came out of my nose and I choked so hard that I coughed hard......

Chang'e became a nun staring drunkenly and said, "I am the most virgin in the world, so pink that I can't be pink;

I stumbled all the way, pointed softly at the tip of her nose with my hand, and smirked and shouted, "You are too drunk, and when you are not high, you will never say that!"

Chang'e turned into a nun, softly opened my hand, and finally found her mouth, I wanted to kiss, but I didn't expect my head to bump into me......

Her hair smelled of the palace, and she couldn't tell what it felt, so she had to ask stupidly, "Why has it changed?"

The nun Chang'e turned into a smirk, happily propped up, and finally said to my face: "The eighteen changes of the female university, the more and more she changes, the more she is smart, you don't even know it!"

"She's so cute! No wonder she's so watery?" I hugged her head softly and touched her mouth after a few mouth-to-mouth touches before kissing it, why didn't I feel like a watery spirit, and smirked at her for a while and said, "Fake, everything is fake!"

Chang'e's nun explained: "Don't take it too seriously, otherwise, you won't be able to eat hot tofu, we need to find a place quickly!"

I looked around, and everywhere was quiet, and from time to time I could see stones falling!

Chang'e became a nun, holding my hand tightly, flying higher and higher, head-down, straight to the ......

"Pop", hit the water, took off my moonshine coat, helped me wash hard, and tore off a layer of residual black skin with his mouth, turning his whole body into milky white......

Chang'e didn't have to change, she took off her moonlight dress and asked me to rub her back......

I was so drunk that I just wanted to sleep, and I put my hands on my back, and I went limp, and I didn't have any energy at all......

Chang'e really couldn't help it, so she washed herself, lifted me high with both hands, threw me hard, and threw it out......

I was floating in the air, and I was about to hit the ground, and she flew over and kicked hard, and then floated up again, all the way to the gate of the Guanghan Palace......

The sky flashed, revealing a very bright star, turned into a human after a few turns, and laughed for a while before saying: "Congratulations to Chang'e Niangniang for finding the person you want; I wish you an early birth to a noble son! Tomorrow is the 18th day of the seventh lunar month, don't forget the Queen Mother's peach banquet, this is ...... Don't be left behind. ”

I got drunk and asked, "Who are you?" and why ......."

Chang'e tightly covered my mouth and didn't let me speak, and replied politely: "He drank a few more sips, don't care!"

The star man turned around, flashed, and disappeared......

I have to ask, "Mo Feini, what day is the 18th day of the seventh lunar month?"

Chang'e didn't answer, but stared at me confusedly: "Who is Moffini?"

I poked her head with my finger and said, "Is that you? I forgot my name?"

Chang'e is secretive, and she is not afraid of others laughing: "I'm too drunk!"

When a woman is high, she always wants to be a man, and when a man is high, she just wants to sleep quietly.

Chang'e didn't want to listen, and deliberately reminded: "You put on the moonlight groom's costume, you must be very strong all night, and you are not allowed to wander at all;

It's like singing, I like it, but I don't know the damn 18th day of the seventh lunar month......

Chang'e wrapped her arms around my neck and put her mouth to her ear and said, "You are stupid! Why do you know so well? ”

I stared at Chang'e drunkenly, smirked and said, "All the parts are so old, and it never tastes like that when you want to be tender." ”

Chang'e took a gentle bite on my face and drew my attention...... Draw a big full moon on the gate of Guanghan Palace with your hands, click it, and light it up......

Wu Gang appeared inside, holding the moonlight bowl tightly with both hands, and flew away, always wanting to take a look; the nun in the moonlight bowl was gone, and she broke out in a cold sweat, and opened the rope in a panic, but she didn't see it.

Finally, I couldn't help it, opened the moonlight bowl a little crack, but I didn't find it, I opened it all, turned it around a few times with my hand, I didn't feel it at all, and shouted in a panic: "My wife is gone!

After shouting for a long time, the toad man did not come, so he had to look around, and a big face of the nun was revealed in the air, and he laughed in a voice like a silver bell, and whispered, "Where am I here?"

Wu Gang was very excited, he was getting old, and he was still able to marry such a tender woman, was it too glamorous? He shouted softly: "Wife, don't make trouble! Come back to the new house with me!"

The nun only smiled, did not speak, waved her hand, the moonlight bowl aimed at Wu Gang, "bang", shrunk him inside, flew into the nun's hand, took it and flew hard, with her hand on the two interlocking bowls, lightly passed......

I didn't understand what it meant, and I whispered, "What does she want to do?"

Chang'e didn't squeak, took me crookedly, and flew into the full moon......

I thought I was going to find a nun, but I didn't expect to flash and appear in the dormitory, through the golden corridor, and what appeared in front of me was a huge, golden toad bed......

There was a long square pillow at the head of the bed, and it was enough for the two of them to lean on it, and the middle semicircle was similar to the body of a toad, and there were two thick thighs stretching straight out below......

Chang'e couldn't wait for a long time, and said drunkly: "From the moon to the present, I have found someone I can trust, and we will never be separated." ”

I had a pimple in my heart, and I couldn't help but ask, "Is Hou Yi really an immortal?"

Chang'e poked my head with her hand, smiled and said, "You are so stupid! Some personal privacy cannot be asked, and people will think of you as a person who steals information." ”

I'm very depressed; I heard Moonlight Niangniang say that Hou Yi was killed by someone! Now I can have a good sweetness with Chang'e, but when I think of an old woman, I can't help but be a little unappetizing......

Chang'e didn't think so, and whispered to me: "Fairy, don't you understand?

"Is it true or false? However, fairies are different from fairies, and they depend on their own immortal methods, and fairies like me can't do anything other than fire fists. ”

Chang'e suddenly changed into more than a dozen beautiful women, stared at me with her eyes and asked, "Who do you like?

I glanced at it, and I said, "I don't see it clearly." ”

Chang'e thought about it, pinched it lightly with her hand, and a woman half a head shorter than me appeared, with clear parts on her body, scattered hair, eyebrows and eyes, small scarlet mouth, and a face very similar to a big dinosaur......

I couldn't help but shake my head, and pointed softly with my hand and said, "It should be like a nun!"