Chapter 63: No Look Back
There was nothing to say all night, and in the early morning, Jiang Yixue, who was sleeping in a daze, heard a clanging sound from the yard.
Hearing this voice, she reacted that this should be Ye Feng preparing for the treatment of herself, so she got up and walked into the courtyard with drowsiness, rubbing her sleepy eyes, and gasped for air.
I saw that Ye Feng had already built a big stove in the middle of the courtyard while she was sleeping.
The cauldron that she had used to soak in the bath was now on the stove.
I don't know what is boiling in the pot, and it is bubbling black bubbles under the licking of the red tongue of fire.
Not only that, but along those cracked bubbles, a strong stench flew out.
It smelled a lot like the rancid smell of fish that rot and spoil after a few days in the sun.
This picture, this smell, made Jiang Yixue suspect that Ye Feng was boiling a pot of silt dug out of the fish pond.
"Ye Feng, aren't you planning to let me soak in the pot as boiled fish again?"
Looking at the black and sticky things in the pot, Jiang Yixue couldn't help but feel sick to her stomach for a while, and asked Ye Feng with nausea and covering her mouth.
"Clever!"
Ye Feng stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, grinned and gave Jiang Yixue a thumbs up, and then said, "Hurry up and take off your clothes, it's the same as before, you can't have a single cloth on your body." Otherwise, unlike the last time the hot gas boiled and couldn't be dissipated, it would paralyze your whole body and burn your brain into an idiot, this time it will directly freeze you into an ice sculpture!"
This damn guy knows how to scare me!
Jiang Yixue pursed her lips, but she still believed Ye Feng's words in her heart.
Just glanced at the pot, she said with a bitter face: "Everything cooked in this pot is already boiling, if I soak in it, I won't be scalded into a fat sheep?"
Boiled fish ......
Fat Sheep ......
This Jiang Yixue is really a foodie!
Ye Feng shook his head speechlessly, and said helplessly: "I'm such a big miracle doctor, can't I even think of this, don't worry." The boiling point is very low, and it looks like it is boiling, but in fact it is only about 40 degrees. This temperature is the best for bathing, so you should take a hot spring......"
Jiang Yixue leaned over in disbelief, stretched out a finger and stretched out her finger into the pot, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
As Ye Feng said, the black liquid in this pot looked boiling happily, but when he put his hand into it, it was warm, and he couldn't feel the hot feeling of boiling water at all.
It's just that after a while, her brows furrowed again, and she looked at Ye Feng with a resentful face and pleaded: "This medicinal liquid is indeed not hot, but the smell is too stinky, even if I am not boiled into a fat sheep, I will be salted into a salted fish." ”
The smell of the things in this pot was so strong that Jiang Yixue's fingers only put it in for a few seconds, and when she took it out, there was a smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp.
She didn't want to soak in it for a while, and her whole body would stink.
Salted fish......
Ye Feng's eyes rolled, he was speechless, and said angrily: "Are you here to treat the disease, or are you here to do the spa?"
This pot of things looks ugly, but in fact, Ye Feng has made a lot of money, and it has added a lot of strange medicines that he and the perverted old man had looted in the mountains before.
For example, this strong smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp is a kind of yin mushroom that can only grow from a thousand years of rotten wood.
Don't look at this thing, it smells a little bad, but the medicinal power is extremely strong-
After soaking in the medicinal liquid, it can instantly open the twelve meridians of the person, accelerate the operation of qi and blood, and help Jiang Yixue expel the cold poison from the body as soon as possible.
"Ye Feng, you're the best, please, help me, I really don't want to smell fishy. ”
Jiang Yixue clasped her hands together, pressed against her collarbone, tilted her head slightly, and looked at Ye Feng with pleading in her big eyes.
The beautiful president rarely appears in this coquettish form of a girl begging for help, but as soon as she makes this action, Ye Feng feels dizzy.
But dizziness returned to dizziness, he still shook his head and said seriously: "Since ancient times, good medicine is good for disease, so don't say more." It's just a little bit of a stink, and if you just shut yourself in your room for seven days or seventy-four days, the smell will be gone. ”
Seven Seven Forty-Nine Days......
Jiang Yixue wants to cry without tears, let her stink for seven hundred and forty-nine days, it is better to die.
But from Ye Feng's expression, she couldn't see the slightest meaning of joking, and it seemed that everything really couldn't be changed.
"It stinks, it stinks, anyway, it's not me who stinks at that time, and you have to accompany the stinky ......"
Jiang Yixue's eyes rolled, and after sighing, she waved her hand at Ye Feng and said, "Hide aside, I'm going to enter the pot." ”
"I have touched everything that should be seen and should not be seen, what should be touched or not, what do we avoid as an old husband and wife......" But after hearing her words, Ye Feng's feet seemed to be rooted in the ground, and he didn't move at all.
What should be seen and what should not be seen?
Old husband and wife?
Jiang Yixue was so angry that her hair was about to stand on end, her pink fists were clenched, and she looked at Ye Feng with murderous eyes.
"Hey, just kidding......"
Ye Feng knew that angry women were not easy to mess with, so he grinned, turned around, and said, "After you enter the pot, I will immediately administer medicine, and I can't avoid you." But don't worry, I'm a decent gentleman, I can vouch for my personality, and I will never look back at you until you enter the pot!"
Gentleman?!
Jiang Yixue's big teeth were about to laugh, if Ye Feng was a righteous gentleman, then there would be no perverts in this world.
Sure enough, after she looked into the courtyard, she soon found a round mirror the size of a head not far from Ye Feng. Although the mirror is hidden, you can still see the scenery around the cauldron.
"This is what you call a righteous gentleman, personality?" Jiang Yixue held the mirror and looked at Ye Feng with a smile.
"How can there be a mirror?"
Ye Feng looked ignorant, and touched the back of his head more suspiciously than Jiang Yixue and said, "It shouldn't be, I don't have any impression at all, it must be when the perverted old man threw it here." ”
"Whoever threw it knows ......"
Jiang Yixue pursed her lips, and said in her heart that she was fortunately smart, otherwise she would have fallen for this little slippery trick.
After putting the mirror upside down on the ground, Jiang Yixue glanced around, and after finding nothing abnormal, she said proudly: "Turn your head, I'm going into the pot." Dare me find you turn around and see if I don't cut your third leg!"
As she spoke, Jiang Yixue also gestured with her hand to hold a knife.
"Don't worry, I'll never look back!"
Ye Feng slapped his chest with his hand, and his face was upright.
Hum!
Jiang Yixue snorted proudly, and then faced Ye Feng's back and began to fade off her clothes one by one.
But the proud Jiang Yixue didn't notice it, Ye Feng, who was facing away from her at the moment, was staring straight at a small puddle in the grass in front of her that looked fresh.
The puddle was as smooth as a mirror, projecting everything in the cauldron at a glance in Ye Feng's eyes.
In this world, women still like to get a spare tire, how could Ye Feng not have two hands to prepare!
Manly man, if you don't look back, you won't look back, not even at a glance!
Ye Feng stared at the beautiful scenery in the puddle with his eyes, and applauded his integrity and trustworthiness in his heart!
(End of chapter)