Section 326 Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows (1)

We couldn't wait to jump out of the time machine, only to find that the sky outside was dark, the sun and moon were dark, the sky was dim, the smoke was filled, and the fog shrouded in front of us could vaguely see that it was a river water clear, a blue expanse, rolling east of the incomparably open Yangtze River, but the ancient Yangtze River and the Yangtze River in our modern society are still different, the Yangtze River in our modern society is a little yellow and turbid, are about to become the Yellow River, and we are in front of the Yangtze River water is really natural, pollution-free, green Yangtze River water is like a piece of crystal clear jasper。 I suddenly remembered the theme song of the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Linjiang Immortals, Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water Yang Shen Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water, Waves Sweeping Away Heroes. Success or failure turns empty. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. On the white-haired fisherman river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet. How many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking.

If it is really the times that create heroes, in such a war-torn country, heroes are numerous, and the heroes are competing in the three kingdoms, it is difficult not to become a personal masterpiece, if we stay here for a while longer, we will become heroes and heroes born out of nowhere, but it seems that this is still an endless Three Kingdoms, or Chibi, when can we get out of the Three Kingdoms. While thinking thoughtfully, I followed them aimlessly, trying to see the situation and make a conclusion, and when I looked at it, a large ship appeared in front of us, waiting to set sail, and the rest of the place was empty and lonely, and we were all curious and hurriedly prepared to get on the boat to find out.

We took a closer look, only to find that this is a large military ship, the soldiers on it are all in military uniforms, ready to go, it seems that there is a military operation next, hesitated to find that at this moment we have no way to retreat, because it is full of soldiers, if we suddenly turn around and turn back, but behave strangely, people are suspicious, so we have to bite the bullet on the boat, ready to see the opportunity to act, improvisation. I didn't expect to just step on the boat, the soldier in front of him hurriedly said: "Why are you so late, you hurry, hurry up, don't grind, we are about to set off, by the way, when it gets dark, you have to rush over to borrow arrows, you are dressed like this, you are not afraid of being shot as a target, be careful of Qingqing's life, you are not in the back cabin and quickly change your clothes, dress like this, be careful what the commanders say about you, hurry up and pack up." He neatly threw us a few sets of clothes of soldiers in the Three Kingdoms period to us, Xiao Fei greedily sniffed the smell of sweat in the clothes, and couldn't help whispering to me: "Look, so many historical relics, it's so valuable, if only I could go back to modern society, I changed the clothes on my body, I don't know how to change, how much is my worth!"

After getting on this big ship, we began to take a closer look, and when we took a closer look, this big black ship was no different from other ships, all of them were carefully made of agarwood, the heavy sails were scraped high, and the thick deck was tightly sealed, and this ship was not a new ship, the difference was that we found that the whole week of the ship was densely packed with rows of neatly arranged scarecrows made of countless fresh straw, they stood by the river, stood in danger, and the appearance was dignified, and the icing on the cake was wearing a straw woven helmet and a shining saber made of bamboo, but I don't know what it was used for。 But it dawned on us that we had just seen the ship full of soldiers from afar, but most of them were still lifelike, fake dummies.

We saw that the soldier who had just spoken was looking at us with a high, unquestionable eye, and felt impatient to put on his armor and helmet, and after a while, everyone was dressed in military uniforms and in good spirits. Xiao Fei suddenly whispered to me: "Ziyue, did you hear it, they just talked about borrowing arrows, it shouldn't be Zhuge Liang's grass boat borrowing arrows, I looked at the posture, and it looked like, those people were dressed exactly the same as Zhuge Liang and their outfits that we saw before a stick of incense, and they must be people of the same period." “

I sighed repeatedly: "It seems that we and Zhuge Liang are really fateful, good guy, it's only been a few seconds, we are going to meet again, it seems that we will meet again." ”

Xiao Fei said with a hippie smile: "Next, it's up to me to unfold the direction of the story." It seems that my Xiaofei is Zhuge Liang who is like a fake and a god. Let me tell you the ins and outs of borrowing arrows from the grass boat again, the forty-sixth chapter of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is written like this-but it is said that Lu Su led Zhou Yu's words and came to the boat to explore Kong Ming. Kong Ming sat in the boat. Su said: In the past few days, he has been taking measures to handle military affairs, and he has failed to listen to teaching. Kong Ming said: Even Liang did not congratulate the governor. Su said: He Xi? Kong Ming said: Gong Jin made Mr. Liang come to explore Liang and didn't know, but this matter can be congratulated. Lu Su was disgraced and asked, "How did the gentleman know about it?" Kong Ming said: This plan has to be done by Jiang Gan. Cao Cao, although he was concealed for a while, he would inevitably come to his senses, but he refused to admit his mistake. Now that Cai and Zhang are dead, Jiangdong is in no trouble, how can I not congratulate him! I heard that Cao Cao replaced Mao Jue and Yu Ban as the governor of the navy, so these two hands finally gave the lives of the navy. When Lu Su heard this, he couldn't speak, so he kept some words for a long time, and didn't go back. Kong Ming instructed: Wangzijing should not say anything about the prophet in front of Gongjin. I am afraid that Gongjin will be jealous, and he will find trouble to make trouble. Lu Su went as promised, returned to see Zhou Yu, and had to tell the truth about the previous matter. Yu was shocked and said: This person must not stay! I am determined to kill him! Su persuaded and said: If you kill Kong Ming, you will be laughed at by Cao Cao. Yu said: I have my own justice to kill him, and teach him to die without complaint. Su said: How can it be done fairly? Yu said: Zi Jingxiu asked, I'll see you in the future. "The next day, (Zhou Yu) gathered a crowd under the tent and asked Kong Ming to discuss the matter. Kong Ming was overjoyed. Sitting down, Yu asked Kong Ming: "On the same day, we will fight with Cao's army, and we will fight by water, what weapon should be used first?" Kong Ming said: On the river, bow and arrow should be the first. Yu said: Sir's words are very foolish. However, there is a shortage of arrows in the army today, and Mr. Dare to bother to supervise the production of 100,000 arrows, thinking that it is a tool for the enemy. This is an official matter, and Mr. is fortunate not to refuse. Kong Ming said: The governor sees the committee and serves himself. Dare to ask when the 100,000 arrows will be used? Yu said: Can it be done within 10 days? Kong Ming said: Cao Jun is coming on the same day, and if he waits for 10 days, he will miss a major event. Yu said: How many days does it take for the gentleman to finish it? Kong Ming said: In just three days, you can accept 100,000 arrows. Yu said: There is no joke in the army. Kong Ming said: How dare you play the governor! I am willing to accept the military order: If you don't do it for three days, you will be willing to be severely punished. Zhou Yu was overjoyed, called the military and political secretary to take the documents in person, and treated each other with wine: After the military is over, he will be paid. Kong Ming said: It's too late today, and it will be built in the future. By the third day, he could send 500 small troops to the river to carry arrows. After a few drinks, I resigned. Lu Su said: Could this person be deceitful? Yu said: "He sent himself to death, and I didn't force him." Now that he knew that he had asked for documents from the people, he had wings on both sides, and he could not fly. And I only gave to the craftsmen and the others, that they should be deliberately delayed, and that all the things that should be used shall not be complete. In this way, the date must be missed. What is the reason for condemnation at that time? The public can now go to find out his truth and truth, but come to repay him. Su Ling ordered to see Kong Ming. Kong Ming said: I once told Zijing, and Hugh said to Gongjin that he would harm me. I don't want Zijing to refuse to hide it for me, but today I really made another accident. How can I make 100,000 arrows in three days? Zijing had to save me! Su said: "How can I save you if the public has brought disaster upon himself?" Kong Ming said: "Wangzijing borrowed me 20 boats, each of which required 30 sergeants, all of which were covered with green cloth and more than 1,000 bundles of grass, distributed on both sides. I don't have a good use. On the third day, there were 100,000 arrows. I can't teach Gongjin to know again, if he knows, my plan will fail. Su promised, but he didn't understand his meaning, and repaid Zhou Yu, and really didn't mention the matter of borrowing the boat, but said: Kong Ming doesn't use arrows, bamboo, feathers, glue paint, etc., which makes sense. Yu was suspicious and said: Let's see how he will reply to me in three days! However, he said that Lu Su privately allocated 20 light clippers, more than 30 people in each boat, and laid curtains and grass and other things, all of which were ready for Kong Ming to call. On the first day, there was no movement of Kong Ming, and on the second day, he did not move. By the fourth watch of the third day, Kong Mingmi invited Lu Su to the ship. Su asked: What does it mean for the public to summon me? Kong Ming said: I specially invite Zi Jing to go and get arrows together. Su said: Where to get it? Kong Ming said: Zi Jingxiu asked, I'll see you when I go. He ordered twenty boats, connected by long ropes, to the north shore. It was a foggy night, and in the middle of the Yangtze River, the fog was even worse, and we didn't see each other. Kong Ming urged the boat to move forward, and it was really a great fog! The predecessors wrote an article entitled "The Great Fog Hangs the River" and said: The Yangtze River is a great one! It is connected to Min and E in the west, Sanwu in the south, and nine rivers in the north. Hundreds of rivers and into the sea, through the ages to raise waves. To Ruo Longbo, Hairuo, Jiang Fei, jellyfish, long whales, nine centipedes, ghosts and strange species, salty collection. Gev's ghosts and gods rely on it, and heroes fight and defend it. Yin and yang are chaotic, and there is no distinction between ambiguity and coolness. The sky is a color, and the fog is four. Although the salary is not visible, but the golden drum can be heard. At the beginning, if it is clear, it hides the leopard of the South Mountain, and gradually fills up, wanting to lose the Kun of the North Sea. Then it goes up to the heavens, and lowers down to the earth, and it is vast and boundless. The whale salamander came out of the water and soared, and the dragon dived into the abyss and exhaled. It is also like the plum rain harvesting, the spring yin brewing cold, the indifference and the vast and long. The shore of Chaisang is lost in the east, and there is no mountain of Xiakou in the south. Thousands of warships sank in the ravines, and fishing boats were shocked and haunted by the waves. Even the dome has no light, and the morning sun is discolored; the day is dusk and yellow, and the Danshan Mountain is blue. Although the wisdom of Dayu cannot measure its shallowness and depth, how can it be discerned from Lou's Ming? Therefore, Feng Yi calmed the waves and reaped the benefits; the fish and turtles escaped, and the birds and beasts lurked. Cut off the island of Penglai and secretly enclose the palace of Chang Xuan. Rushing in a trance, like a rain shower is coming; It is a poisonous snake hidden in it, and because of it it is a miasma, and there is a demon in it, and it becomes a scourge by it. Sickness and misfortune in the world, wind and dust outside the plug. The small people are injured, and the adults are emotional. Gai will return to the wilderness, and the world will be a large block. "At the fifth watch of the night, the boat was close to Cao Cao's water village. Kong Mingjiao put the head of the ship in the west and the tail in the east, and spread the area, and beat drums and shouted on the boat. Lu Su exclaimed: If Cao Cao's soldiers come out together, what can be done? Kong Ming smiled and said: I expect Cao Cao to dare not come out in the heavy fog. We are only interested in drinking and having fun, and then we will return when the fog clears. However, it was said that in Cao Zhai, the drums and shouts could be heard, and Mao Jue and Yu Ban hurriedly flew to report to Cao Cao. Cao ordered that the heavy fog and the river would suddenly arrive, and there would be an ambush, and it must not be moved lightly. It can be shot by the crossbowmen of the water army. He also sent people to summon Zhang Liao and Xu Huang to bring 3,000 bows and crossbows to the dry village, and quickly went to the riverside to help shoot. Compared with the arrival of the order, Mao Jue and Yu Ban were afraid that the southern army would rush into the water village, and they had sent crossbowmen to release arrows in front of the village; Kong Mingjiao hoisted the boat back, head east and tail west, approaching the water village to receive arrows, while beating drums and shouting. When the solstice fog cleared, Kong Ming ordered the ship to return in a hurry. Twenty boats were lined with arrows on the grass on both sides. Kong Ming ordered the sergeants on all boats to shout in unison: "Xie Chengxiang's arrow!" When Cao Cao was reported in Cao Junzhai, the ship here was light and urgent, and it had been put back more than 20 miles, and it was impossible to catch up. Cao Cao was remorseful. However, it was said that Kong Ming returned to the ship and said that Lu Su said: There are about five or six thousand arrows on each boat. Without half of Jiangdong's efforts, more than 100,000 arrows have been obtained. Tomorrow he is about to shoot Cao Jun, but it is not very convenient! Su said: Mr. is really a god and a man! How do you know that it is so foggy today? Kong Ming said: For the sake of the general, he does not know astronomy, geography, strange gates, yin and yang, does not look at the formation map, and does not know the strength of the troops, and he is a mediocre talent. Liang had calculated that there would be heavy fog today three days ago, so he dared to limit it to three days. Gongjin taught me to finish it in ten days, and the craftsmen and materials should not be used, and they knew that they would kill me for this romantic sin. My life is tied to the sky, and Gong Jinyan can harm me! When the ship arrived at the shore, Zhou Yu had already sent 500 troops to wait by the river to move arrows. Kong Mingjiao took it on the ship, and he could get more than 100,000 branches, all of which were moved into the Chinese military tent and paid. When the people of Lusu saw Zhou Yu, they were prepared to talk about Kong Ming's arrow. Yu was shocked and sighed with emotion: Kong Ming's clever calculations, I might as well do it! Later generations have poems to praise and say: One day the thick fog is full of the Yangtze River, and it is difficult to distinguish the water from far and near. Showers of locusts came to the battleship, Kong Ming Fu Zhoulang today. After a while, Kong Ming entered the village to see Zhou Yu. Yu greeted him under the tent and said with envy: Mr. God calculates, so that people are respected. Kong Ming said: What a strange trick. ”

Xiao Fei did it in one go, swallowed the mountains and rivers, and recited it word for word, and I said with a smile: " Wow, Xiaofei, you are really unusual, Shibei three days, impressive, I didn't expect that since you called the Great Song Dynasty, the progress of ancient literature is advancing by leaps and bounds, such a mouthful of ancient texts can be said word for word, it is really commendable, if you go back and do not go to school to be a teacher of ancient literature, it is really a big loss for the Chinese education industry, but you chattered for a long time, whether it is developed like in the book, it is really not that we say that it counts, if history has the final say, we should not draw the ground here as a prison, or walk around and see what you have gained。 ”

Everyone thought this was a very good idea, so we walked to the front cabin, and suddenly there was a sound of playing the guqin in a low tone and frustration that attracted us. "Under the north window of the kite, the night is clear and sorrowful. Zhang Gaoxian is easy to break, and his heart is sad. "Playing the Divine Comedy upstairs in many scenes, I want to break the mourning strings again and again. Concubine Jiang listened to the fog and rain, and the white waves turned into the air and moved the floating jade. Summoned my family's double phoenix trough and sent it to the Three Gorges Lone Ape. Playing the spring tune with the gentleman, the wood flies to the frost tree. "Qin Zheng spits out the tune, the jade pillar plays a clear song, the strings are high and broken, and the sound continues with the wonderful fingers. Hearing the sound of the beam, Ning knows that Yan is like jade. "The beautiful woman is in the window to make the day, and the strings will play the kite in sign language. The spring breeze blows down the king's ears, and this song is "Ascension to Heaven". We were attracted by the elegant sound of the piano, so we tiptoed through the papier-mâché window to peek in, it was actually a woman in Tsing Yi playing the piano, looking extremely dignified, elegant, rich, atmospheric, extraordinary, and expensive. Xiao Fei carefully looked at the woman's appearance and said: "This girl is still acceptable, but if it is placed in our modern society, it is just like this, it is very ordinary, and it is also unpopular." ”

At this time, we saw a diligent maid who brought tea and water in, but she kept shouting not the girl, but Mrs., Mrs., is this the wife of the famous Prime Minister Zhuge Liang -- Huang Yueying? The story of her and Zhuge Liang is well-known, everyone knows that Huang Chengyan is a famous man in the south of the country who is listed with Gao Shuang, and he said to Zhuge Liang in Shangju Longzhong: I heard that you are choosing a wife. I have an ugly daughter, born with yellow hair and black skin, but she can match you. As a result, he didn't expect Zhuge Liang to agree, and immediately married the Huang family. At that time, people took this matter as a joke, and there was a proverb in the countryside that said: Mo Xue Zhuge Liang married a wife, and fell in love with Acheng's ugly daughter, and it has been rumored in history that Zhuge Liang's wife is black and ugly, but she is very talented, but although the lady in front of her is very talented, she is not so unsightly, although she is not so sinky and amazing, but she is not an ugly girl, what is going on?