Coming back from the highway, Xiao Yan sat in a taxi like a nobody. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

God knows, half an hour ago, what a terrible thing he did.

For example, cripple people—

When she was about to put people to death, a trace of reason and bottom line to reduce inflammation had not yet been broken, and she [Sun Wukong] summoned [Taishang Laojun].

After some bargaining, let [Taishang Laojun] completely erase their memories.

It's not enough to become idiots, but these [bad guys] will definitely affect their intelligence in the future. Not only that, but that gentleman was directly abolished, and his memory was erased...

This usually arrogant guy doesn't even know how he became the last eunuch on Earth-

…

Li Ke, Xu Tingting, and Fang Yuanyuan are all in the anti-inflammatory house.

After I went back, I naturally explained it again with serious nonsense...

Although, the big eyes of the two sisters, Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan, were full of doubt. However, the two of them couldn't test this anti-inflammatory anatomy, so they naturally reluctantly believed it.

At noon, we went out to eat together.

In the afternoon, Li Ke's company had a job, so he left early.

The anti-inflammatory made Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan worry and fear, so they naturally had to give up their lives to accompany their sister and go shopping together. When I passed by the bank, I deposited money by the way.

Of course, the anti-inflammatory has also been upgraded from the original eating [soft rice], and now it has been upgraded to the possibility that you can use your pocket money to buy some small gifts for the two sisters.

For example: lipstick, cosmetics, dinner at night, etc...

…

Come back in the evening.

Xiao Yan sat on his bed and recalled the events of today's day.

Where to do well ~ where to do still needs to be improved ~

Although 'Chong Guan is angry and red-faced', it is somewhat reckless and secondary, but I don't regret it... Now, if he is so stubborn, can he still watch Fang Yuanyuan and Xu Tingting being bullied?

Picked up the artifact [toothbrush] and said with anti-inflammatory: "System bacteria, let's start today's crossing-"

[Good host——]

[However, as a friendly reminder, now the host is already System 3.0, [Hidden Quest] and [Quest Quest], which can be opened in the traversal world, please pay attention to the host. 】

"Okay!"

Anti-inflammatory and not verbose -

Until, the familiar crossing of the black hole landed directly.

…

"It's glaring..."

To the surprise of [Sun Wukong], she was not in Heaven, nor in Huaguo Mountain in the Nether, but appeared on the big palm of the Buddha.

[Sun Wukong] blinked, she looked at the suspicious liquid not far away on the palm of Rulai's big hand...

"I'm a big grass—"

"Could it be that this is the same as the original book, it was Sun Wukong's urine??"

In the clouds and mist, there seemed to be the sound of Buddhist chanting, solemn, and suddenly, a super huge Buddha face like in the original play, was revealed.

"Monkey head, you have already lost the competition between you and me - according to the fate of surrender, you will be sealed by me under my Five Finger Mountain for 500 years!!"

"Wait—"

"Hurry up and wait~"

[Sun Wukong] stopped: "What did we try? Is it better to let me climb over your palm?"

Rulai smiled faintly. "That's true, though, your presence... Seems to have changed!"

[Sun Wukong] is not a fool, as soon as he heard this, he knew that this powerful monk in the West Heaven must be like [Taishang Laojun] and [Queen Mother], and saw the true origin of [Sun Wukong]-

"Since there has been a change, then, if you come - our previous bets, all of them don't count~"

[Sun Wukong] looked at the suspicious liquid on the side, and had a headache for a while, during the period when he had no soul to wear, this Sun Wukong was too 'open'...

"Monkey, you say—"

The sound was deafening.

He is different from Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun calculates the heavenly opportunity, and he wants to drive away this [Sun Wukong], and he doesn't want to get involved in the relationship...

And the Queen Mother didn't notice it, and communicated with [Monkey King] normally~ For example, physical communication~

And as it comes!

also seems to be particularly interested in the sudden arrival of [Monkey King]... is not in a hurry, and the original Monkey King has been sealed for 500 years with a slap!!

"Good!"

[Sun Wukong] said loudly: "Then I'll ask two questions first." 1. This stall of suspicious liquid is mine?"

"Yes!no!!" replied cleverly.

"The second question, what did Sun Wukong do?

Rulai smiled.

"Everything has a definite number of cause and effect, monkey head, your cause and effect has not been suppressed yet - and the other stubborn monkey, if it is not educated, naturally has to be educated!!"

Naturally, the answer is subtle.

However, [Monkey King] just knows a rough idea, and it is estimated that if he asks carefully, he will not say it.

"So, do you know the purpose of my visit??"

Rulai smiled, and suddenly said.

"So, monkey—can you think of a way to defeat me?"

Sure enough—

Paralysis!!

The mythical characters of the cow pen in China are all perverts!!

But!

With Taishang Laojun, she [Sun Wukong] will not die again, to touch the high-voltage line-

"Since I dare to come, I naturally have thought of a countermeasure..."

"Haha, that Buddha is more curious?"

"Look-what is this?!"

“……”

If you look at it, your face is not very good-looking.

[Monkey King] is holding 2 small red envelopes from the [Walk-in Item Card]~

"That's right! That's right! This is [13 pregnancy sets], I, Monkey King, don't bully you, let's just blow up the balloon! Blow big~ Even if anyone wins!!!If you come, you dare to compare——"

Rulai's face couldn't cry or laugh.

"Okay! you monkey won—"

"But!" Rulai said again: "You monkey head, you are too shameless and cunning, such a competition, you can't win... We won 2 out of 3 games! Even if you're a monkey, for the time being, win one game first. ”

Don't wait for [Monkey King] to oppose -

Rulai continued to smile and said: "In the second game, I will come up with the question: How about we test our mana? You use mana to win against this Buddha, even if you win~"

“……”

This time it was [Sun Wukong]'s turn to look super ugly.

"Ahem, this second game, no need to compare... Count you old monk as you win!!"

[Sun Wukong] didn't wait for Rulai to continue talking, so he continued.

"In the third game, I'll come up with the question..."

As he spoke, [Sun Wukong] took out a brand new deck of playing cards out of thin air.

"Let's - fight the landlord!!"

"Fighting the landlord?"

Rulai smiled. "How do you play this?"

[Monkey King] smiled.

"Fight the landlord, that's how you come to play, Shuangwang, give it to me. 33, 4, 66, 7, 88 to you. I'll only need two, and I'll be very generous with eight cards. ”

"Then, 1111 and 2222 will be given to me, and 10, JJ, QQ, and K will be given to you—that's interesting! 5 with drawings are given to you..."

"This 5555 and 9999 to me, this, this, this to you... Alas, wait, I'll take a look at your cards first~"

"Alright! Let's get started - I'm young, I'm still a girl, I'll play my cards first!!"

2 minutes later!

Rulai held a hand of cards that were not drawn, and smiled bitterly.

"Monkey head, are you sure you fight the landlord, is this how you play??"

[Sun Wukong] said with a righteous attitude: "Of course, moreover, I also let you~"

"Otherwise, there is still a way to play, I am the double king, and the rest is for you - then, I will play the cards first!!"

If you come to 'suddenly realize'.

"It seems that it was indeed me who lost... Lose the 'convinced'!!"

【Ding Dong~】

[Congratulations to the host, you have perfectly defeated the Buddha-]

The Buddha suddenly smiled.

"Since I've lost—I'll give you a gift!!"

After speaking, Rulai waved his hand.

The sun and the moon are like shuttles, and the heart is moving.

[Monkey King] appeared in the Yaochi Wonderland, and the last voice came from his ears.

'Monkey, wander around here, maybe be able to trigger something you want~'

'Thanks-'

[Sun Wukong] smiled secretly, it seems that this old monk is not bad.

Just released the water and deliberately lost to me, and now, he cleverly uses cause and effect to send himself here to trigger some 'wanted things'~

"There is no doubt about it! it must be the [Hidden Mission] in the 3.0 system..."

[Sun Wukong] stood at the gate of Yaochi Wonderland and did not enter immediately.

Instead, open the [Quest] in the system first.

[Quest for "Journey to the West" Gao Laozhuang: Mission requirements, subdue and subdue Zhu Bajie, and rescue Gao Taigong's 3 daughters. The duration is 2 days, and there is one chance to cross. 】

[Quest Rewards: Get 1 Nine-Tooth Nail Rake from Zhu Bajie, 3 experience points, 11,000 yuan cash reward, 1 transformation card, 1 summoning card, 1 costume change card... There is also a certain chance to drop a treasure [One Drop of Attributes, Skill Points]. 】

[Monkey King] hehe, hey, smiled. "The reward is not bad, it's this Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth nail rake, what's the use of the hell? Lao Sun, I already have the Dinghaishen Needle, the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, which can be big or small, soft or hard..."

After watching the [Dungeon Quest], [Sun Wukong] strode towards the territory of Yaochi Immortal.

There were fairies blocking the way, but it seemed that the Queen Mother sensed something.

issued a royal order, so [Monkey King] can go all the way unimpeded.

Inside!

I just saw the Seven Fairies, [Monkey King] just wanted to go over and reminisce about the past~

I don't want them to see [Monkey King] one by one, they are all red-faced, and then, they confess to the Queen Mother, and in the end, they are not dead.

[Monkey King] flew over with a pure mind, hugged the waists of the two fairies, and touched the buttocks of one of the fairies... Then, he came back honestly.

She sat solemnly next to the Queen Mother~

looked at the fairy peach on the table next to the queen mother, that is, unceremoniously picked up one, symbolically wiped it on his body, and ate it in a big gulp...

"You naughty monkey, what do you think of my Yaochi Wonderland?!"

The Queen Mother was a little annoyed.

[Sun Wukong] didn't want to die with a face, and handed the fairy peach that he had eaten twice to the mouth of the queen mother.

"Otherwise, I'll pay you back~"

“……”

The Queen Mother looked at the monkey tooth mark on the fairy peach and couldn't laugh or cry.

With a look of disgust, he said: "You naughty monkey, you have completed the task, what are you doing here with me?"

"Hee-hee~"

[Sun Wukong] stretched out a monkey face in front of the Queen Mother and teased: "Because, I miss you~"

"You stubborn monkey, you are not afraid that I will be like Taishang Laojun and destroy you with a slap~"

[Monkey King] immediately took the little tender hand of the Queen Mother, put it on his face, and rubbed it~

"I know, you are reluctant~"

Seeing that the Queen Mother shuddered, and then, the willow eyebrows were upside down, so she hurriedly sold cuteness and said: "Niangniang, you still call me [Wukong]~ This sounds comfortable~"

The Queen Mother's little hand was raised, and she was about to fight~

[Sun Wukong] quickly shrank the monkey's head.

"Forget it, get out of here~ I don't want to see you again-"

"Hee-hee~"

[Sun Wukong] saw that the Queen Mother was reluctant to start, so he continued to say shamelessly: "Niangniang doesn't know, [Wukong] now has a new ability, 1 week, every 7 days, you can come over again..."

"When the time comes, as soon as I have the opportunity, I will come over to see the mother~"

After speaking, [Monkey King] rushed straight into the arms of the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother was shocked, this [Monkey King] is even more daring than last time...

Not only did he stop his mouth, but he threw himself into his arms again~monkey face rubbing~

【Ding Dong~】

[Congratulations to the host, successfully triggered the [Hidden Mission]: Task requirements, let the Queen Mother transform into the appearance in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"...]

'Hehe, the old monk really didn't lie to him... Come to this Yao Pond, and you can really trigger the [Gift]~'

'But what would it look like in the Classic of Mountains and Seas?!'

It feels like I've discovered a new world.

I'm so excited~

The Queen Mother seemed to sense something, her pretty face flushed, and she shook off the [Monkey King] on her body like a dog skin plaster~

Then, he said in a cold voice: "Hurry up and get out of the house-"

I don't want to, this [Monkey King] is like a mosquito, thrown away, and flew over again.

Throwing himself into the arms of the Queen Mother again, a pair of monkey paws touched the waist of the Queen Mother, and said coquettishly: "Queen Mother, you can help others~"

"Dead monkey, if you do this again, I'll slap you to death-"

[Monkey King] is not afraid of death, but he is afraid that he will not be able to take advantage...

She died, one monkey paw touched the queen mother's thigh, and the other monkey paw climbed directly to the queen mother's twin peaks—

Oops~ I'll go!

This feeling of comfort –

However!

[Sun Wukong] hung on the queen mother's body, and when he wanted to catch it twice, he was directly bounced away by the queen mother's body, with a powerful force-

That power is like a flood that has broken the seal, and the powerful aura is countless times more powerful than the spiritual pressure in "Death"-

Fortunately, this is the Yaochi Wonderland, if it is the world, it is estimated that a state will be destroyed-

Thump~

[Sun Wukong] was slammed to the ground, and then, she was suppressed by the powerful power to unseal and raised her head with difficulty.

But I saw that her life was almost one of the most thrilling moments!!

I saw that the Queen Mother, who was still noble, elegant, and solemn just now, was suddenly unsealed and transformed into a female god of war with a cold face, leopard tail, tiger teeth, fluffy hair, and wearing ancient 'victory' jewelry!

"it~ This is simply the [cute] version of the Queen Mother~"

The temperament of the whole body has completely undergone earth-shaking changes-

If just now she was like the most beautiful lady in the ancient palace, then now, she is beautiful and cold, like a female god of war who has escaped the wild horse-

Look at the cold and beautiful appearance, the air around is full of explosive power-

'Whoosh~'

The Queen Mother in the state of battle came in a flash, and then, her eyes were cold, as if everything in the world was like a small ant in her eyes-

Suddenly, she stepped on the back of [Monkey King]!!

At that moment, [Sun Wukong] felt as if he had been crushed by more than a dozen Five Finger Mountains - his internal organs seemed to be crushed to the point of vomiting blood.

The Queen Mother leaned down, her long, fluffy leopard tail swept to the monkey face of [Monkey King], because her waist was extremely thin, her body was slender, leaning down, fluffy, like long hair that had just been blown, slightly covering her snow-white and cold face, showing a much smaller face all of a sudden, and there was a little bit of cuteness in the ointment, which was incomprehensible...

Her tiger teeth are neither long nor short, and there is an eerie fierceness in her cuteness.

"Hey!monkey~ This is the picture you want to see?!"

The Queen Mother's voice has also become much colder and more arrogant!

[Sun Wukong] has a firm gaze, she is just like in "Kung Fu", when Stephen Chow was crippled by the Huoyun Evil God for the first time, even if the bones of the whole body are broken, she has to pick up a small wooden stick, and finally, beat the Huoyun Evil God again...

That scene is quite shocking-

It can be described as one of the most classic plots in "Kung Fu"!!

[Monkey King] is no exception, if his Sun Monkey is a level 99 master, then, after this queen mother is unsealed, he will be a level 999 ancient master!!

But!

[Monkey King] will not give in...

She also stretched out her monkey paw with difficulty—

Then, in the queen mother's mocking, exclamation, and then incredulous gaze, she slowly lifted up, stretched out, and suddenly, held the ~Great European faction of the 999-level ancient female god of war at this time~

I also grabbed it hard~

That moment!

[Monkey King] monkey face, showing a bright smile...

Because, as if she had the whole world in her hands—(To be continued.) )