Chapter 0162: Cersei is beautiful and evil
"Your Majesty!" the Magic Mountain bowed. I have to say that Cersei is very beautiful, her skin is as white as snow, and she wants to go up and nibble on it even if she is a male animal.
"Sir Gregor, you've come just in time, how many men have you brought with you?"
"Thirty horsemen, Your Majesty!"
"Go get Eddard Stark up. Cersei's courage suddenly became stronger.
The Magic Mountain is a vicious dog raised by the Lannister family in the Westland, specializing in biting all kinds of disobedience.
"Yes, Your Majesty. Moshan respectfully agreed, but stood motionless. He is not the magic mountain he used to be, and when he hears a whistle, he pounces out and bites. Clegane is a vassal of House Lannister, but not a vassal of Cersei.
The Magic Mountain looked at the king.
The king's face was very unsightly, and he threw the golden cup to the sommelier and stood up, which showed his tallness. King Robert was twenty years old, his arms were powerful, and his war hammer was so heavy that even his friend Eddid could barely lift it. Although the tiger has spent 16 years drinking, the power is still there.
"What is the matter?" said the king, his eyes wide and his beard cocked.
"Joffrey was almost killed by the little wolf girl, and you are still indifferent?, how did you do your father?" Cersei's accusations never stopped.
The Magic Mountain looked at Cersei coldly, this is an extremely beautiful woman with a twisted heart and a stained evil heart: the whole world is wrong, and she is all right! This is a person who cannot compromise and discovers her conscience, and the only way to make her reasonable is for the Seven Gods to appear and take her away!
"Where's Joffrey?"
"He's recuperating in his bedroom!"
Magic Mountain guessed that Prince Joffrey was eating and drinking spicy food in the bedroom, and maybe he was amused by the rigosters from time to time. That kid would never let himself be wronged. The Magic Mountain knew that Nymelia and Arya had the same heart, Arya was only angry with Joffrey, and not full of killing intent towards Joffrey, if Arya was full of killing intent towards Joffrey, the Icewolf would not just bite his sword-wielding hand, but would bite it off!
The bite force of an icewolf, the size of a hound, easily snaps the bones of a teenager.
"Call him out!" roared the king.
Cersei didn't call Joffrey out, but sat down on the chair next to the king with a smile on her face.
"Where are the king-killers?" the king was furious.
Jaime Lannister, the Kingkiller, was named after him for killing King Illistan Stangaryen, whom he had sworn allegiance to. King Robert had no crush on the Lannisters, including Jaime Lannister. At the meeting of the royal ministers in the throne hall, he would also call Jaime the kingkiller with all his mouth. He loved to humiliate James, and he was happy to see James's cold face.
Immediately a guard trembled to inform Jaime, who soon arrived, dressed in a white robe, golden armor, and a golden scabbard, with a handsome face and a tall posture.
Jaime is a talent, but it's a pity, obsessed with the thing between his sister's legs and can't extricate himself.
"Jaime, go and bring Joffrey to me!"
"Yes, Your Majesty!" said Jaime respectfully. When he turned around, he glanced at the giant-like magic mountain, his face was expressionless, and he left.
In addition to being infatuated with his sister's beauty, Jaime has his own honors and principles in other aspects, and he is respectful of a wicked person like Magic Mountain and refuses to associate with him. Although his reputation as a monarch killer is the same as that of the Demon Mountain, it is stinking and unpleasant.
The guards put away the wine and food sent by the magic mountain, and the king's joy of getting a large bag of gold coins was also dissipated by the dear queen, today is a good day with a big sun, but the king's good mood has dropped to below zero.
The magic mountain did not speak, did not leave, he was very calm as a bystander: if nothing else, the king would finish the game by the end of this year, die under the fangs of the wild boar, and end his life that was difficult to talk about.
Robert was a good man, he was friendly, straightforward, and good at turning enemies into friends. He was a fierce general by nature, good at war, but not a good king. He sat in the wrong position, similar to the college dog before the crossing, obviously majoring in architecture, and his hobbies and majors were highly unified, but he was tricked by fate to become a music teacher. His failure to teach Doremifaso is the inevitable result.
Soon, Joffrey was brought in, his handsome face with a nonchalant smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth turned up, as if to mock everyone present for being scum.
King Robert noticed that Joffrey's right hand was bandaged.
But what Magic Mountain noticed was that Joffrey was accompanied by a courtier wearing makeup and a funny hat, a handsome moon boy with a red nose on his nose, and a respectful bachelor. Moshan knew that his guess was right, this kid just went to his mother to cry first, and after getting support, everything was fine, and he was in a good mood to taste the wine, and listen to the courtier and the moon boy sing and tell jokes and perform burlesque for fun.
The families of the big nobles all raise courtiers or moon children who come to find happiness, and the king is the respect of a country, and there are many courtiers and moon children. Some rigolettos also perform magic tricks.
There was no pain on Joffrey's face.
The king's eyes widened, and Joffrey was startled, probably remembering his cry to his mother, and the boy immediately walked up to Cersei with a look of grievance, and stood beside her very obediently, pretending to be hurt and aggrieved.
Everyone could see that Joffrey was feigning pain, but what could he say, the chamberlains and servants of the court knew that this was the prince's daily life.
"Show me your hands!" said Robert in a deep voice.
Joffrey stood behind his mother, cowering, not daring to go over.
If this kid wants to say that he will be afraid of one person, it is this cheap dad.
He once dissected the female cat because he was curious about how many babies were pregnant in the belly of a female cat, picked out the babies in the mother cat's belly one by one, and then happily showed it to his king's father. On that occasion, Robert was so shocked that he almost beat Joffrey to death. From then on, Joffrey had a deep fear of the King's father, and as long as the King's father stared, he was afraid.
Cersei's slender hand caressed her son's handsome face: "Go, show your father, don't be afraid." Cersei gave her encouraging eyes, "If your cowardly father doesn't dare to make decisions for you, your mother will help you punish the criminals!" ”
Cersei's words always contain a poisonous whip, a whip that whips the dignity and authority of the king at all times, such as saying that Robert is a 'cowardly father' in public.
Robert is a bastard king, but he is by no means cowardly!
Cersei wanted to provoke the king to use her superficial words to be strong against Eddard Stark.
The king has always been polite to Eddard Stark, and naturally there is no cowardice at all.
Robert's neck was bruised with rage, and he glared at Joffrey, who cowered and walked in front of him, grabbed his right hand and looked at it, and from the position of the bandage, he could tell that it was a minor injury. The maester didn't let Joffrey's right hand hang around his neck, which meant that the bones were fine.
Flesh wound!
"Say, what the hell is going on, if you dare to lie, I'll clean you up!" said Robert, glaring at him.
Joffrey's face turned pale with fright, and his eyes looked at his mother as if he was crying for help. The mother immediately beckoned her son over, hid him behind her, held Joffrey's hand tightly, and sneered: "Robert, what else can you do but intimidate your own son?" I've already investigated, the little wolf girl Arya and the butcher's son Mikay suddenly attacked Joffrey, Arya slashed Joffrey in the back of the head with a training sword, the lowly butcher's son Mikay took the opportunity to knock Joffrey down, they worked together to snatch Joffrey's sword and lion's tooth and threw it into the Trident River, and the little wolf girl also ordered the ice wolf to bite him, and his right hand was evidence of being bitten by the ice wolf. Robert, if you don't dare to give the order to arrest the Stark family's little wolf girl, you can leave this matter alone, I'll take care of it!"
Robert was furious, revealing his bastard nature: "Cersei, fuck you, get out of here with your son." Kingkiller, go get Eddard Stark!"
"Tut-tut, his little wolf girl is going to kill your son, and you are still afraid of him, and you still have to use the word please. Jaime, don't go, I've already called Donny Malbran, and I'm sure Eddard Stark is coming soon. ”
The magic mountain looked out of the door, and before he knew it, the sun was already setting outside, and it was about to get dark.
Outside the gate, footsteps sounded quickly, and a young warrior entered, red cloaked, kneeling on one knee, facing the king, the queen: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness, Eddard Stark has heard about the fight between Miss Arya and Prince Joffrey, and refuses to come here, he has already led the guards of the north to Ruby Beach, to find Arya and the butcher's son." ”
"How dare he go to his daughter first?" Cersei couldn't believe it, "Robert, look at the Prime Minister you have invited thousands of miles away, he has no regard for royal authority at all. ”
"Shut up!" cried the king, "take care of your son, for I will not allow you to mention this matter until Arya is found." ”
Cersei sneered and stood up, glanced at Robert with contempt, grabbed Joffrey's hand, and strode out. Magic Mountain coldly saw a smile flash in Joffrey's eyes.
King Robert gasped for breath, threw his massive body back into his chair, and shouted, "Pour the wine, you foolish Lannister." ”
Lancel trembled and hurriedly poured wine for the king.
The mountain looked at Jaime, the king scolded the Lannisters for being stupid, and Jaime was also a Lannister, but he had no expression on his face, as if he hadn't heard at all.
Jaime had received the King's affection, and had cultivated a strong heart from the King's wrath and humiliation!
The king drank several glasses in succession, and drank so quickly and so quickly that his chest rose and fell sharply, and he almost choked on the wine.
Moshan felt sympathy for the king in his heart, this guy's life was really not good. Luckily, he also had wine, women, and hunting to vent his anger.
After dark, the courtiers had eaten, and because of the notice sent by Cersei to send the guards, all the courtiers came to the hall and filled the room, waiting for the results of the Hound and Eddard finding someone. It is said that Ed had sent men across the river to search for the carpet along both sides of the river.
Two trouble-causing children and a wolf, Hound and Ed have not yet been found.
Outside the town, on the Avenue of the Kings, torches were brightly held high, and a team of golden-robed men lined up, leading in front of a handsome and elegant young man, who was King Robert's younger brother, Ram Baratheon, the kingdom's minister of law. He was followed by three white-robed knights, members of the Kingsguard: the captain of the Kingsguard, the fearless Barristan Sermi, and two of his comrades, and behind him was a terrifying-looking man, lifeless, dead-eyed, with the hilts of his two-handed heavy swords sticking diagonally above his shoulders, and he was the king's executioner, Illin Pine, whose official position was that of the Imperial Magistrate.
The arrival of this group of fierce men suddenly made the night of the town even more noisy, and these fierce men from the royal palace had come to greet their King Robert.