"Oh, little brother, little sister, after waiting for a long time, it's finally our turn, we insist on returning the goods, and we can't do it if we don't return it. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" a few big Song men panted and said.

"Why is this? Could it be that the quality of Apple's mobile phone is not good, or is it some other reason, is it that the sound quality is not good, what is going on?" Xiaofei said unwillingly, for fear that the money he had earned so hard would also be returned.

He whispered: "This is a best-selling model that has swept the world, but how can it not be welcomed among the people of the Great Song Dynasty, it is really strange?"

I hurriedly beckoned them and asked them to speak one by one, so as not to gossip and not listen carefully.

One of them said sincerely: "It's not because the effect of your mobile phone is not good, in fact, the effect of this mobile phone is really good, as if the person is close at hand, in fact, it may be thousands of miles away, it is really a magical ancient artifact." We were really lucky to see it, and it was an eye-opener. But we really don't need it, we don't need it. ”

The other echoed the infinite fascination and said: "Yes, oops, little brother, little sister, you don't know, our brothers have a very good relationship, so good that they almost wear a pair of pants to the street, so they usually have nothing to do, drink wine, guess boxing, chat about Xiaotian, and often party, not to mention how comfortable it is." ”

He continued: "But since I bought your Apple phone, if there is anything now, just talk about it on the phone, everything is solved in the phone, and there is no need to meet and discuss anything." It's been a long time, I don't see each other much, people say that relatives are getting closer and closer, not to mention friends, now everyone looks like strangers, and the feelings seem to be much lighter, I really miss the days of drinking together. ”

The other one also scrambled to say: "Yes, in fact, we live very close, just a few streets away, it is very convenient to come and go, usually there are not many things, and we don't go far away, and we don't use mobile phones to contact, I don't think it really applies to us, and to be honest, the price is a little expensive, it is worth our food and drink for a year." Forget it, our brothers are really worth the loss, forget it, it's more important than this fashionable thing, it's really a long-lasting friendship. ”

"Well, that's true, the most precious thing in the world is affection, friendship, affection, love, you said it too well, long live friendship, bring it, we are willing to return it for your precious friendship. I quickly took the money from the reluctant Xiao Fei, and then handed them one by one, they naturally thanked us a thousand times, and thanked us Dade, watching these good brothers walk side by side towards the way home, which made the people around them moved.

Before we could come to our senses, we were attracted by a violent cry. When I looked closely, it turned out to be a not young aunt, she sobbed and said: "Oh, you two little guys are still bitter to me, what is this broken Apple phone from ancient times that hurts me so much, oops, my life is so bitter, I don't want to live," she said while crying while the pear blossoms brought rain, and collapsed to the ground with her buttocks.

Everyone had to help her up, let her rest for a while, and then talk slowly. We are also surprised, what's going on, is it impossible for the Apple mobile phone to leak power? What the hell is going on, my aunt is crying so miserably, this situation is really rare in a century, I bought a mobile phone to die or live, I hurriedly asked: "This aunt, may I ask what is going on with you, how do you cry, what is the relationship with the mobile phone, can you tell us, let us solve problems for you?"

She said pitifully: "Oh, I'm really miserable, some time ago I didn't know where I met, the first love who lived in the distance, the woman just died of the man, naturally I was sent to my family minister, fortunately, I live far away, after all, it is troublesome to repair books, and it takes a good time to come and go, and it is not very convenient to connect, so naturally this fades down, and I was about to break off contact." Who knew that after the ancient artifact Apple mobile phone came out of the market, he specially bought two, and specially sent people to travel thousands of miles, thousands of miles, to give one to the annoying woman quickly, this is a resurgence, and it is more convenient to connect. Now the men in my family don't sleep every night, and the two of them talk sweetly. Oh, didn't you see that eyebrow-to-eye, affectionate expression, completely treating me as air and turning a blind eye. My father-in-law is now on his mobile phone all day long, he doesn't do business, he doesn't care about his children, he burns his mobile phone with his old lover every day, and now these two are fighting hotly, do you say I'm not angry, are you deliberately destroying our family?"

"However, there have been many conflicts between this husband and wife throughout the ages, but it is not the fault of the mobile phone, is it the problem between you?" Xiaofei said. "That's true," the crowd next to them nodded and said, too, understandingly.

The aunt raised her eyebrows, and said unhappily: "Why is it not the fault of this Apple mobile phone? It is this broken mobile phone, a broken mobile phone, which causes our husband and wife to have a discordant relationship, without this mobile phone, their relationship has long been broken, I think if it takes a long time, there will be a big incident, I am also taking advantage of his unpreparedness today, secretly took it out, otherwise he found out, I am not alive, this thing is as important as his life, eating, sleeping are held, oops, saving a life is better than creating a seven-level floating slaughter, do you say this is the truth." “

She then said miserably: "God, loess, how can you let me live as an old woman in the future, people say that I marry sweat and sweat, dress and eat, if there is no man in my family, how can I make a living by myself, and I am still dragging a pair of underage children, please you must fulfill me, you must return this mobile phone, and don't sell it to him again, just say no, let that slut, broom star call around alone, it doesn't matter what stinky man she calls, as long as you don't call my father-in-law." Actually, I know it's not the phone's problem, but I can't do anything else, so please help me, okay?"

"Forget it, this is your money, but Auntie, we can only help here, whether you can finally save your family's heart depends on yourself, and you can only rely on yourself in the future." I said empathetically.

She put away her tears, smiled bleakly, and said goodbye with a thousand thanks. Happy families are all alike, but unhappy families are different. It seems that this is the case in ancient and modern times, both in China and abroad.

We are not alone, and many people have returned the goods for one reason or another, and almost all of them have been replaced, and Xiao Fei's original bulging pockets are empty.

"Forget it, let's give it to the kids in the gang for free, it's a waste if such a good thing is useless," I said without thinking.

"Okay—" Dumbo said helplessly.

"Forget it, let's quickly withdraw the stall, it seems that it is really unadaptable, the south orange and the north orange. This iPhone is so beautiful that it has changed its taste in ancient times, and we should go back as soon as possible, anyway, it is futile anyway. I said quietly.

Xiao Fei said angrily: "Oh, I'm really puzzled, this Apple mobile phone is something that many people dream of, and in modern society, some people don't even want their precious kidneys to exchange for this thing." And these ancient Great Song Dynasty people turned a blind eye to such a good thing, and still abandoned it, which really me off. ”

I said disapprerovantly: "Because the ancients and ours have different thoughts, the pace of life is slow, the transportation is inconvenient, and there is nothing to do, so why bother with a mobile phone, so this is the collision of ideology and culture." ”

Xiao Fei continued to complain: "Old feudal, I'm really angry with my Xiao Fei." I've traveled all the way out of the modern society to bring such good, and genuine things, and no one wants them, and I'm really angry, oh, seeing the white flowers of silver turn into water, and the boiled ducks fly away, when will the fate of my poor servant end? Blame these stupid and ignorant ancient Song people, who are really too feudal, either they are all brainless and don't have their brains, or they just have eight tricks and seven tricks, and the result is still nothing. ”

Xiao Fei continued to say indignantly: "They don't look at it, what a good thing this is, what a best-selling thing, one by one really doesn't know what to do, I don't know good goods, this is a sign of success in contemporary society, a fashion symbol, these stupid people of the Great Song Dynasty actually disdain, and want to return it, is there a mistake? And such a cheap price has long been snatched up in modern society, and it has been wiped out." These old feudals are really a group of stubborn old feudals. I really wanted to break my head, and I didn't understand what they were thinking. ”

I had to comfort him and said, "There is no way, the thinking is different, in such a thousand years, of course, there is a generation gap, but don't worry, I am from Ziyue Mountain and can help you make a lot of money." ”

Xiao Fei was surprised and said: "Really, but looking at your eccentric appearance, I still believe in you, oops, don't sell it, tell me quickly." ”

I said unhurriedly: "Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, you, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, we are walking to find a restaurant to solve the problem of food and clothing, and my stomach is hungry after standing for a long time, and I will tell you slowly when the time comes." ”

After packing up the things on the stall, we were about to look for a restaurant, and then we went home, when suddenly we heard someone calling our name in the distance, could there be a return? How can this be obtained, it seems that the little money left today will be exhausted, and it is estimated that even the food money will be gone by then, and today's situation is really miserable for us.

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