Chapter 70: I Want Ice Cream
Lin Xiao came back to his senses.
"Husband, I want to eat ice cream!" A sweet voice came.
The two hugged each other and sat on a bench in the lounge area. The woman saw several little girls next to her licking the ice cream in their hands, and there was a hint of anticipation in their eyes.
"Why did you become a little girl again?"
"Then do you like my little girl's appearance or mature appearance?"
"I like the way you look."
A woman's giggling laughter came from her ears, "Husband, your love words are full marks."
In fact, Lin Xiao wanted to say in his heart that I like the way you don't wear clothes the most, but the words came to his lips and forcibly held back.
Lin Xiao directly turned on his spiritual sense, and the woman in his arms could hold it for a while. The softness of the waist makes people think about it, like falling into the clouds.
Mu Xueyan didn't stop Lin Xiao's small movements, Lin Xiao pinched here and there, and was very happy.
Eyes suddenly lit up, and there was an ice cream stand around the corner of 100 meters.
Lin Xiao said, "Wife, wait for me to come down, I'll come when I go." ”
"Boss, two strawberry-flavored ice creams!"
"Yes, sir".
On the way back, far away, my wife's legs wrapped in tight leather pants were very elastic at first glance, without the slightest fat. It's really worthy of splitting and practicing yoga every day. Lin Xiao stopped where he was and began to fantasize about touching those legs with his hands.
A soft call came from afar, "Lin Xiao, what do you want?"
"I'm sorry, I was just fascinated by you from a distance, and I wondered how my luck was so good to marry such a beautiful wife. ”
"Hmph, the ice cream is almost melting."
Lin Xiao handed her both of them in his hand.
"Aren't you going to eat?"
Don't you like to eat strawberry flavor the most, last time I drank two bottles of milk tea, all I prepared in advance and gave you to eat.
The woman smiled awkwardly. "Husband, then you're welcome."
So Mu Xueyan opened her small mouth one by one, stretched out her clove tongue, and took a bite here and there elegantly.
Lin Xiao was quietly watching the woman from the side.
"Husband, are you a little bored, I'll buy you another one with another flavor."
"How can it be, I finally understand the word "beautiful and delicious" now."
“?”
"Just looking at you, my belly is full"
"Hmph, then you are not allowed to look at other women in the future."
"That is, I have a fairy-like wife, where can other vulgar fans look at it." Lin Xiao said without changing his face and without his heart beating.
……
The corner of the woman's mouth was stained with a little pink cream, Lin Xiao took out a tissue from his pocket, walked to her side, and carefully wiped it for her. The two are like princesses and princes in fairy tales.
......
In front of it is a castle-like building. The castle covers a large area and is covered with rusty iron chains covered in red blood.
"It reminds me of a vampire or a mummy's castle. The woman said with some excitement, and two high peaks rose one after the other.
Lin Xiao pretended to be surprised, "That's a blood clan, the face is very white and white, and one mouth is two sharp fangs." When they wake up, they often suck the blood of young women, especially beautiful women like you. Lin Xiao said matter-of-factly.
I thought: the haunted house is a good place, the woman will be more or less afraid, in the dark, his claws are not where he wants to go, just go. Glancing at the towering and undulating mountain peaks next to him, he was snickering with joy, it was his dream.
The woman patted the man's shoulder, "Isn't this you, what am I afraid of."
The two entered through a narrow passageway.
In the dark, Lin Xiao reached out to pull Mu Xueyan beside him.
Mu Xueyan directly shook off his hand.
"Did you just feel comfortable?"
"Wife, what are you asking?"
"Forget it, haunted house, I'm not afraid, let's go straight ahead."
Lin Xiao pursed his lips, his inner plan fell through, and it seemed that the revolution was still underway.
The two slowly disappeared into the dark passage.
After they left, two more men in black shirts and masks came to the front of the haunted house.
"I'm sure it's the two just now. One of the men said.
"Well, it's basically similar to the photo that Fan Shao just sold. The other man sneered.
"Okay, Brother Yong, then let the brothers go in. The man in the shirt beckoned, and there were more than twenty men behind him, all with guys hanging from their waists, sneaking into the haunted house.
"Alright, let's go in too. ”
"That...... Brother Yong, you go in, I won't go in. ”
"Why don't you go in?"
"That...... I, I'm a little scared of ghosts. ”
"Damn, don't talk nonsense, hurry up! Damn, I'm still afraid of ghosts when I'm so big, if I start a fire, I'm more terrible than a ghost!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" the two of them stopped talking nonsense and walked in together through the passage in the basement.
"Ahh
Lin Xiao and his wife walked easily and comfortably, and the shady environment of the haunted house was very different from the outside, which made the two very comfortable.
At the end of the path, a red blood lamp suddenly lit up. The blood lamp illuminated the narrow space in front of it bright red, and it looked very eerie. In front of the two of them, a wooden door suddenly opened, covered in blood.
Not far away, another iron door opened, nailed to it a corpse, its body had decomposed, revealing gray bones, tilting its head, and opening unwilling eyes, staring at the passing tourists.
"The dummy in this amusement park is quite delicately made. Lin Xiao walked over to the corpse and observed it with interest.
"These eyes are very realistic, and the eyes are very resentful! The corpse is just right to decompose, but it smells of blood. Lin Xiao was immersed in it and sighed.
"Oh, this mouth is really ugly, it's two ham sausages. ”
"I... It's true... So... Is it ugly?" said an incomparably desolate and resentful voice from the corpse. I saw her raise her head, her bloody eyes were full of resentment, as if she wanted to eat Lin Xiao.
"Ah" screamed, Mu Xueyan was like a frightened kitten, and threw herself directly into Lin Xiao's arms, her head buried in his chest, a little trembling, Lin Xiao hugged her, gently patted the woman's back, and gently comforted, "Don't be afraid, wife, this is fake."
It took a long time before I dared to raise my head again.
"Well, it turned out to be played by a real person. Lin Xiao stretched out his hand and knocked on the corpse several times.
The corpse screamed "Oops, oops"
"Wife, look, this is not a ghost, it's a human, I don't believe you knock a few times."
Mu Xueyan strengthened her courage and asked, "What the hell are you a human ghost?"
"Beauty, I'm human, you let your boyfriend, light, hurt me to death." The corpse cried out angrily
"Wife, look, she's a human, not a ghost."
Lin Xiao joked, "You ghost is too ugly, it's a failure." It scared my wife, she had just been gone for so long, and she hadn't been afraid of anything."
The corpse was also in a cold sweat, and said helplessly, "I think I'm a very successful ghost pretending, your girlfriend has been gone for so long and was only scared by me." ”
Lin Xiao shrugged his shoulders, not wanting to discuss this issue with the corpse anymore. Pull Mu Xueyan and continue to walk forward.
At this moment, there was another sound of footsteps in the dark corridor. The staff was shocked and prepared to take the knife to the door.
"Brother Yong...... You go...... Slow down. ”
"Damn, I've been walking so slowly, you're 30 years old, and you're still afraid of haunted houses, I'm really drunk!" came the sound of scolding and arguing from the dark passage.
"Take my hand, don't be afraid! You kid is a man, not a rainbow."
"Lao Tzu pulls a man's hand for the first time in 30 years, it's really disgusting for you." Brother Yong shouted indignantly.
"Be bold, don't be a sissy, Xiaomeng".
"Okay, okay...... Brother Yong, I'll listen to your ......"
The terrible friendship of two big men in shirts......
As they walked, the rotting body appeared in front of them.
"Brother Yong, ah...... Help", Xiao Meng's feet suddenly weakened and sat directly on the ground, "It's terrible." ”
"Isn't it just a corpse, you haven't seen it before!, and I've always been next to you," Brother Yong rolled his eyes.
"Brother Yong, this is very realistic."
The staff cheered themselves up, found the right time, suddenly raised their heads, and spoke. "I... It's....ghost... I... Good... Hate, I... Good... Hate"
"Ahh Holding Brother Yong's thighs and crying.
"Damn, what the hell! Dare to scare Brother Lao Tzu, watch me kill you together!" Brother Yong was also a little scared.
With that, he pulled out a short black knife from his waist and pressed it against the corpse's neck.
"In this world, I don't believe that there are ghosts, cut off your head to see if you can still speak?"
"Ahh This guy was a little uncontrollable, his lower abdomen was tingling, and then there was a puddle of unpleasant water on the ground.
Fortunately, the environment was relatively dark at this time, and no one noticed it.
"Xiao Meng, calm down!" Brother Yong kicked the little brother's body, "This is fake, it was pretended by the staff!"
Brother Yong put down the knife, picked up the staff who were sitting on the ground, and laughed, "I'm sorry, my brother is relatively timid." I can't help it!"
As they spoke, the two of them bowed to the staff member who had peed his pants.
The staff was already stunned and sat trembling in place. Remembering that he had wet his pants for fear of wetting his pants, he finally decided to leave the place first.
"Wife, aren't you afraid this time?" Lin Xiao fantasized that his wife would throw himself into his arms again to satisfy his desire to protect.
"I was startled when the fake one suddenly spoke."
Lin Xiao felt that it was a little boring for a woman not to be afraid, so he pulled her out of this dark torture room and came to the next room.
After leaving the room and climbing the stairs, the two finally reached the hall on the second floor.
The hall is modeled after a fifteenth-century European chamber, with yellowing oil lamps lit on the walls. There are several pieces of rusty armor around, and the walls are covered with dark paintings. A solemn atmosphere arose.