Chapter 391: The Unlucky Xiao Fei......
Xiao Fei still wanted to scold, but suddenly there was an extra hand on his shoulder, which made his expression stiffen, and a voice that was extremely familiar to him already floated in his ears: "I am not the king of heaven." ”
Xiao Fei instinctively turned his head to see a face behind him that had made him have countless nightmares these days......
"How about you. Xiao Fei raised his leg and was about to slip away, but as soon as the big hand on his shoulder tightened, Xiao Fei felt that his collarbone was about to be scratched off.
"Ouch, it hurts...... It hurts ......."
"Well...... You were just going to get my apprentice to the toilet?"
"Mistaken ...... Misunderstanding, big brother...... No, you're an uncle, I was wrong, you don't remember the villain, just let me go as a fart. Xiao Fei was about to cry, leaning low and begging for mercy.
He felt that recently, he must have slept in the wrong position at night, otherwise, how could he meet this ghostly guy every time?
Twice in a row, I was stripped naked and scurrying around the street, and my old face was lost, I thought I could go to bad luck today, but I ran into this guy again......
", it smells so much better than you. Su Can squinted his eyes and glanced at the stunned little gangsters present, and then the old god lit a cigarette before he stretched out his hand and pointed at the guys present, "Come, one of you present, one counts as one, don't you want to go to the toilet?" ”
"This ...... I don't want this. Xiao Fei shuddered, with this guy's 'special hobby', maybe the brothers will be stripped naked again.
You said that it was okay to strip off your clothes, and the most hateful thing is that this guy still has to let them pose for all kinds of POSS to take fruit photos, which is simply a complete pervert.
"Brother, why are you talking so much nonsense with him, there are a lot of us, let's die. Yu Liang on the side couldn't look at it anymore, and said with a fierce face.
Yu Liang made Xiao Fei almost scared out, he didn't care that his shoulders were locked by the big claws, he kicked Yu Liang's body, and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu asked you to stay away from Lao Tzu, there is a special smell of stool." ”
Yu Liang was kicked and blinded, and those brothers who were originally eager to try were also stunned on the spot, not understanding why Xiao Fei reacted so much......
"What are you doing in a daze, go to the toilet, you know which direction, you need me to point it out to you. Xiao Fei's face was bruised, and he scolded at a group of junior brothers, and when he turned his head to look at Su Can behind him, his face immediately turned into a flattering smile, "Big ...... Uncle, you ...... Do you think that's okay?"
"Well, for the sake of your acquaintance today, I won't let you bare butts. Su Can patted Xiao Fei's shoulder and said with a smile.
Xiao Fei was so moved that he was about to cry, numb, finally don't take off your pants today......
"Uh...... Beibei, go and prepare a thousand earth red back, I'm going to blow it up today......"
"Poof!"
"Ahem, Master, you're going to blow up the toilet...... But, hee-hee, I like it. Du Beibei's eyes lit up, lest the world would not be chaotic.
Lin Zhiqing's beautiful face on the side was also full of astonishment, looking at the sinister and treacherous expressions of the big and the small in front of her, it is worthy of the master-apprentice relationship, and the two of them are simply a virtue.
However, looking at the group of thugs, Lin Zhiqing still couldn't bear it: "Su Can, this ...... That's not good, after all, this is the school'......"
A group of gangsters who were originally like mourning concubines, when they heard Lin Zhiqing's words, it was as if they had heard the sound of immortals, and they all looked at Su Can pitifully, hoping that the noble hand in front of them was raised.
"Oh...... too" Su Can touched his nose, then looked up at Xiao Fei who was full of anticipation, grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, "Forget it, it's still our old rule, strip naked?"
Xiao Fei heard it, Nima, it is better to go to the toilet and blow up Xiang, a group of people are hiding in the toilet, even if the firecracker is thrown into the pit, according to the probability calculation, it may not blow him up, turn around and wrap his head tightly in clothes.
And those little gangsters, one by one, their eyes were rolling around, thinking about waiting for the opportunity to slip away, there are so many people themselves, scattered and slipped, this guy is just one person, see how he catches it!
"Don't think about getting away with it, if you run away...... Hehe, then the rest are stripped naked one by one, hehe......" Su Can said with a sinister face.
“……”
A group of bad young people who were originally thinking carefully were directly dumbfounded, if they couldn't escape, they would be stripped of themselves and thrown into the toilet, and those who escaped were obviously not escaping, waiting for the group of brothers who were stripped of the toilet because of themselves came out, and they estimated that they would be thrown into the toilet......
And in order to prevent someone from slipping away, the people left behind were going to be stripped and blown up, and they all looked at the 'brothers' who could play with women with bare butts on weekdays, so a group of gangsters were aggrieved and walked to the dry toilet in the corner of the school, but in their hearts they were hoping that the guards guarding the school gate could appear quickly and save them from fire and water.
But it's a pity that the group of guards in the school have long been frightened by Xiao Fei, the principal's son, who dares to meddle in things, they all shrink in the security department and pretend to be deaf and dumb, anyway, there is a principal to carry around if something happens.
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"Come on, come on, one person in one pit, all stand up and ......" In the dry toilet, Su Can covered his nose and said to a group of thugs, and then began to smoke a group of thugs with a smile on his face, and lit them very intimately.
A few thugs straddling the pit were very skillful in swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog, suppressing the smell, there was no way, the smell of the dry toilet was also lost.
And when they saw a group of little girls happily rushing into the men's toilet, each little girl holding the red earth as big as a basin in their hands, all the eyeballs almost didn't fall out, your sister, this is to kill them.
As for Yu Liang, who had already tasted all the tastes before, as soon as his eyes rolled, he almost fainted, and he threw himself on the pit with a heart-rending retching, and even Su Can couldn't bear to look at it directly.
"Come on, come on, one person and one string, all take it. Du Beibei took a group of little sisters and began to divide firecrackers, and then began to slip out of the dry toilet, "Everyone listens to the password, I count one, two, three, everyone uses cigarettes to light firecrackers." ”
When Su Can saw this situation, he also pinched his nose and ran out......
"......" a group of thugs are extremely resentful, and the feelings of the previous smoke have this purpose.
But early death and early superbirth, a group of guys gritted their teeth, used the cigarette in their hands and a firecracker, threw it to the dry toilet, and then grabbed the coat and put it on the brain, regardless of the buttocks, you must protect your face first, but you can't break your face.
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Outside the toilet at this moment, listening to the ghost crying wolf howl of a group of guys in the toilet, coupled with the roar of festive firecrackers, Su Can was overjoyed, and then his eyes rolled, and he took out his mobile phone with a sinister face, and dialed an extremely familiar number......
"Hey, 110...... I'm going to call the police, wow, it's here in Mingzhu No. 1 Middle School, ouch, I'll go, a few dead perverts have fallen into the dung pit...... Oh, it's five minutes? Okay, so you guys hurry up......"
"Pearl TV, I'm going to break the news......"
“……”
Lin Zhiqing's beautiful big eyes widened, and then there was a helpless face, how many years have passed, this guy still hasn't changed, and he still has that bad bubbling virtue.
It wasn't until he hung up the last phone call that Su Can found that Du Beibei's little girls were not around, and he didn't understand where these little girls died, so he listened to the few earth-shattering explosions in the toilet that had been quiet, and Su Can was also trembling in fright, but there were extremely miserable screams from Xiao Fei and a few guys in the dry toilet......
In Su Can's stunned, Du Beibei and a few little sisters slipped out of the women's toilet with a proud face, looked at Su Can and Lin Zhiqing who were stunned outside the toilet, and said with a blushing face embarrassedly: "We bought a lot of red earth, and the boss generously sent a few heaven and earth cannon ......."
“……”
Nima, these girls are too hilarious, they are like mines in the water, this can't blow up people's butts!
Su Can grinned, he pondered that it was better to hurry up and take this group of little fart children away, calculate the time, the police Shu Huang should also arrive......
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