The scene was quiet, but Xu Duan suddenly ran like a rabbit at the moment when the lampstand fell, and almost ran off the stage directly, looking like a thief, and only turned back when he ran to the edge of the stage, and saw that next to the fallen lampstand was Han Yun's relieved appearance, "Oh, Mom, it's Teacher Han Yun, I thought Teacher Zhao Liang was here, Teacher Han Yun, do you dare to come and grab the position of the host with me?"

The audience burst out laughing when they heard this, do you still remember the stubble of the five rings? Do you still want to sing the song of the five rings again?

"You're not leaving, okay, watch me summon the five rings!" Xu Duan cleared his throat with a threatening look, "Ah, the fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah, the fifth ring, you are one less ring than the sixth ring, one day you will repair to the seventh ring, what if you cultivate to the seventh ring? You have two more rings than the fifth ring......"

"Haha, this is the Five Rings Summoning Divine Comedy?"

"Haha, Wuhuan, I will summon you in the name of Xu Duan, come out and fight!"

When the audience heard Xu Duanzhen sing the song of the Five Rings again, they were immediately overjoyed.

Lin Lei saw that Xu Duan not only rounded up the matter of Han Yun pushing down the lampstand, but also strengthened the laughter by taking advantage of the situation, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, finally did not cause a live broadcast accident, Xu Duan's adaptability simply amazed him, but when he turned his face, he began to wonder if the last recorded but unbroadcast show was deliberately done because Xu Duan didn't want to be the host, but thinking about it, it was unlikely, because Xu Duan still knew about that person, not like a person who joked about his future.

After Xu Duan sang it again, he said helplessly: "Wuhuan can't come after drinking too much today, count you lucky!"

"Poof, what the hell is Wuhuan drinking too much!"

"The five rings are limited today, hey!"

"The five rings are inconvenient today, haha!"

The audience suddenly diverged their thinking and concretized the five rings, and even used the inconvenient and dirty stalks for a few days every month.

"If Wuhuan hadn't drunk too much today, I wouldn't be afraid if Teacher Zhao Liang came, hum, I'll tell you, I'm bold!" Xu Duan looked like a buddy who was not afraid of anyone coming.

"Bah!" The audience immediately responded when they heard this, saying that they didn't believe it, who ran so fast just now, hey? Who was the thief just now and almost ran away, hey, don't pretend not to know!

"Speaking of Mr. Zhao Liang, I tell you, what I admire the most is him, because he is the most professional, no one can be more professional than him in the field of music, so to speak, Mr. Zhao Liang is the god in the field of professional music, is the supreme existence, is the unsurpassable mountain, if you are fortunate enough to listen to Mr. Zhao Liang's works, I believe you will all sigh from the bottom of your heart: What is this TM?"

Everyone knew that Xu Xuanti would definitely open the black, but when they heard him keep saying good things, they thought that he had changed his sex, who wanted the last sentence to be exposed suddenly, and they laughed on the spot.

"Alas, I have been following in the footsteps of Mr. Zhao Liang in the hope of becoming more professional, but I am always unable to enter, I can only listen to Mr. Zhao Liang's works over and over again, and then summarize, hoping to summarize some rules, after unremitting efforts I finally summed up the true meaning of Mr. Zhao's works: really TM is not a thing!" Xu Duan sighed.

"Haha, it's not a thing!"

"What the hell is this? It's not a thing, and you still ask yourself hahaha!"

Zhao Liang saw that the TV show was about to end, and thought that Xu Duan had forgotten him, who wanted Xu Duan to leave him at the end, and even blackened him twice, and suddenly his face was as black as the bottom of the pot, at this time he saw that Xu Duan had only one sentence in his heart: It's really not a thing!

"Okay, that's all for today's program, welcome everyone to continue to lock in the entertainment channel of our Phantom TV next week, let's go back to our own homes and find our own mothers. Xu Duan said and prepared to walk off the stage.

The audience laughed when they heard this, and they had the return to the show that was broadcast last episode as an example, and they watched Xu Duan one by one and just kept applauding, but they refused to stand up and refused to leave, and they suddenly watched Xu Duan with one head and two big.

Xu Duan said with a crying voice: "My mother really told me to go home for dinner, and if I don't go home, my mother will beat me!"

The audience laughed and applauded, but they just didn't leave.

"Okay, okay, for the sake of the large number of you, I'll put up with it, don't let me wait until Wuhuan wine wakes up, and when Wuhuan wakes up, I'll let it take you all away, hum!" Xu Duan looked sad and angry, and pointed at the audience and threatened: "Everyone knows that I have a tablemate named Lin Ying'er." ”

This product must be black, Lin Ying'er will die of illness! The audience immediately laughed when they heard Xu Duan finally mention Lin Ying'er, this was nothing ridiculous, but after the broadcast of the last program, almost everyone knew that Lin Ying'er had nothing to say about this product, and suddenly it was not ridiculous to laugh.

"You don't know, in fact, Lin Yinger, my tablemate, is also a music lover, and she especially likes to listen to the performance works conducted by Mr. Han Jun, especially like to listen, as long as there is Mr. Han Jun's works, even if the sky falls, she has to listen to it before leaving, Mr. Han Jun is extremely professional, I know, but she is obsessed with this extent, I am very strange, so I asked her why she likes Mr. Han Jun's works so much? She told me: Every time I listen to Mr. Han Jun's works, I motivate myself like this: I dare to listen to Mr. Han's works, what is more terrible in this world?"

"Wowhaha, there's really nothing to be afraid of in this world haha!"

"Haha, Teacher Han Jun couldn't help but cry when he saw this!"

Han Jun watched the talk show all night and didn't see Xu Duan hacking him, he was quite happy in his heart, thinking that he would finally not be slapped in the face by Xu Duan, who would have thought that Xu Duan would finally remember him when the show ended, and he was hacked into an African in a few minutes, and a mouthful of blood was held in his throat and almost didn't spurt out.

"Okay, okay, this time it's really over, let's hurry home and eat, otherwise the meal will be angry. "Xu Duan blasted people out.

The audience laughed, but they still didn't leave, they still applauded and looked at Xu Duan, they all returned twice in the last issue, how can they only return once this time?

"Don't take you like this, it's too bullying, I'll sue my mother!" Xu Duan said with a sad face.

Haha, Lin Lei looked at Xu Xuan's shameless appearance, and he also laughed back and forth with the audience.

"The last one, I'll hear it after I finish speaking, otherwise I'll let Wuhuan arrest you all!" Xu Duan took the trouble to threaten the audience with Wuhuan again, "Speaking of Wuhuan, I think of something, when I was bullied by Lin Ying'er before, I also sent Wuhuan to arrest her, and then Wuhuan collapsed, saying that he didn't want to arrest Lin Ying'er anymore, and said to me: Boss, if you let me arrest Lin Ying'er again, I will die to show you!" I was quite puzzled at the time, everyone else was tortured by the five rings of the collapse, Lin Ying'er actually tortured the five rings to collapse, this is too powerful, so I asked the five rings, what did Lin Yinger do to you Are you so afraid of her? The five rings cried at the time and said to me: She kept asking me to watch "Beijing Entertainment News", how can I bear the ugliness, boss, you have to avenge me!"

Poof! The audience burst out laughing, none of this product was pulled down, and all the people and newspapers who hacked him were hacked from beginning to end!

Xu Duan waited for the audience to finish laughing before saying: "I thought at the time, fortunately, the "Beijing Entertainment Daily" has only been published for a few years, if it had been published hundreds of years earlier, it would have been impossible for us to lose the war with the British, as long as the "Beijing Entertainment Daily" was thrown to the British army during the war, the British soldiers would have to kneel in minutes!" After the change, China since the Ming Dynasty lost the only war is with the United Kingdom, which was known as the empire on which the sun never sets, since then China has moved towards the road of innovation, and soon rose again, and finally stood on the top of the world, and it is precisely because of this that the world's entertainment environment has undergone earth-shaking changes, all of which have been suppressed because of catching up with the footsteps of Huaxia technology, and finally the overall entertainment environment is very backward.

The audience laughed when they heard this, and stood there with applause and refused to leave, which made Xu Xuan angry, there is no such thing, the show is over and still not leaving, what should I do with the next program? How much electricity does the power bureau have to waste because of this? How much energy does the country have to lose because of this? Of course, those are not important, the important thing is that the buddy has to say another joke!

"The show is really over!" Xu Xuan was dissatisfied.

The audience applauded and didn't leave.

"This time it's really, really the last, I won't tell you nonsense, the fifth ring is really waking up, once it wakes up, it will arrest you all in minutes, I'll tell you!" Xu Duan said indignantly: "Later, after I read Lin Yinger's recommended "Entertainment Early Know", I knew that I was wrong, "Beijing Entertainment Daily" can only be regarded as a conventional weapon for British soldiers, and "Entertainment Early Know" is a weapon of mass destruction, thanks to our country's peace-loving relationship, otherwise I would have relied on a copy of "Entertainment Early Know" We took over the whole earth in minutes, and then I asked her, why do you love to watch entertainment so much, don't you know it early, aren't you afraid of hurting yourself? She said to me: Because after watching "Entertainment Knows", I am not afraid of anything. I think I finally know why Lin Yinger dared to walk to the cemetery in the middle of the night with a copy of "Entertainment Knew Early". ”

"Poof, scare!"

"Haha, it's uglier than a ghost!"

The audience applauded and finally left the venue satisfied, this time there was no longer a reluctance, one more return than the previous period, and it was worth it today!

The audience was satisfied, Xu Duan was about to cry, last time he returned to the show twice, this time he played three, so what about next time? What about next time? Whenever Xu Duan thought of this situation, his eyes were black.

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