Chapter 1594: Attention!

"Ahh

Qiu Wushuang said worriedly, feeling that Gong Guitar must have never really seen a mad dog, and it was really as good as his name.

"That's right! If something really happens, the mad dog really did the bloody dark forest, can you afford to take this responsibility, Miyayoshi, all of us will be killed by you!" Dong Yun also said in a cold voice, thinking that Gong Ji's stimulation of the mad dog like this would affect everyone.

"Cut! What kind of excitement am I? I haven't even stimulated him! Besides, Mad Dog really wants people to be like his name, and if I don't stimulate him, won't he go crazy? I can't afford this black cauldron! As for him saying that he wants to wash the dark forest in blood, even a three-year-old child can't be scared, right? Mad Dog, how much blood does he have? With his body, he can't wash half a square meter of blood, right? Hehe! I've been chatting with Mad Dog for a long time, and he is very good at fighting mouth cannons, but it's only limited to mouth cannons!

Gong Ji smiled disapprehantly, it seems that Qiu Wushuang and Dong Yun must have been frightened by the mad dog, and they were like mice seeing a cat across the phone, and they really didn't understand what he was afraid of the mad dog.

"Hehe! I hope I see a mad dog next time, Gong Ji, you can still say that, then I will really obey you!" Dong Yun sneered, obviously it was you Gong Ji who was fighting mouth cannons, but he said that other people's mad dogs would only fight mouth cannons, and it was really shameless.

"Ouch! Yes, you want to be beautiful, you want to help me? I don't want you to help, let you stand on my cheap! My sister Hu is going to see it, and she will definitely be jealous, do you want to make me kneel on the washboard at night in the future?"

Gong Ji looked at Dong Yun vigilantly, and clearly rejected Dong Yun's intention to take advantage, and cut off Dong Yun's non-divisive thoughts.

"You...... Hmph! You just think about beauty!" Dong Yun was instantly angry, and the flat airport also had a little bump, turned his head, decided not to talk to Gong Guitar, and sat down on a stone covered with red cloth next to him in a huff.

is really angry, Dong Yun absolutely suspects that Gong Ji is deliberate and deliberately ambiguous. After talking to Miyayoshido a few times, I feel like I'm going to turn into a pair of B!

Hmm? The red cloth on this stone can't be the one Miyaji sat on, right? Forget it, while no one is paying attention, quietly tear off the red cloth, who knows if this guy Miyaji has any infectious diseases?

Sou!

Dong Yun thought that no one was paying attention, so he quietly raised his buttocks, pretended to be casual and quickly ripped off the red cloth, and then sat down with his buttocks. It's a little shaky, but it's still quite stable, and you can still sit firmly when you balance it.

However, some things in the world are always so wonderful, Dong Yun thought that no one noticed a faint move, but it caused an embarrassing misunderstanding that she had never seen in her life!

Qiu Wushuang, who was standing next to him, suddenly saw a black and fluffy thing flying out from under Dong Yun's crotch in front of him, and instantly hit Qiu Wushuang's face!

Vomit!

What the hell? It stinks!

Qiu Wushuang really didn't have any defense, he really didn't expect that something would attack him under Dong Yun's ass. Thankfully, it's not a hurtful weapon, but it stinks disgustingly.

Dong Yun was also stunned at this moment, secretly wondering if he should be so unlucky, he pulled out his aunt's towel and put it on Qiu Wushuang's face, right?

"Wow! What a sharp hidden weapon! I can't guard against it! But you seem to have attacked the wrong target, my brother Qiu is so good with you, you can actually do it?

Gong Ji was also stunned, and he hadn't figured out what the situation was, but he only faintly saw a ball of things flying out from under Dong Yun's crotch, flying straight to Qiu Wushuang's face!

is really a ruthless person, Gong Ji is secretly vigilant, it seems that he must guard against a little bit of Dong Yun in the future.

What flew out of a woman's crotch, Miyayoshi couldn't imagine what kind of auspicious thing it was. Ten is an aunt's towel, so if you are thrown on your face, you must be splashed with blood, and I am afraid that you will be unlucky for a few years.

"Miyayoshi, shut up......! Wushuang, I didn't mean to...... Ah!! what is this?"

Dong Yun glared at Gong Ji angrily, he was so embarrassed, this guy was still talking cool things here, he was really bad!

Dong Yun got up to apologize to Qiu Wushuang, and at the same time reached out to touch it to see if his aunt's towel had fallen off. When she found that her aunt's towel was still there, she didn't have time to rejoice, but she touched something strange in her hand, looked down, and scared Dong Yun on the spot.

Qiu Wushuang stretched out his hand to take down the thing that flew to his face, and when he saw that it was not the legendary aunt towel, he was greatly relieved, fortunately it was just a wig.

Hmmm, wigs, where did wigs come from?

When Qiu Wushuang was confused, he heard Dong Yun's scream, looked at the place where Dong Yun was just sitting, and was surprised to find a human head. The bare head, apparently this wig just now, flew out of this head.

Seeing this, Qiu Wushuang was even more confused, thinking that his eyes were hallucinating and seeing something strange.

"Haven't you seen a human head? Tsk, I didn't even see it, it turns out that he was wearing a wig. This wig is of good quality, and it can be fake!"

Miyayoshi suddenly laughed too, it turned out to be just a misunderstanding, and it was Aisen's wig that flew out. It's right to think about it, Dong Yun, unless she can do magic, it is impossible for her to pull out the aunt towel in her pants with her action just now. If Dong Yun can really do it, I am afraid that the director of this year's Spring Festival Gala will kneel at her door and beg her to perform magic at the Spring Festival Gala.

"I know it's a human head, and I'm asking how there's a human head here? Huh? He's still alive?"

Dong Yun's face was pale, and when he thought that he was sitting on a person's head just now, and he also quietly let out a fart, whether it was a living person or a dead person, he felt his scalp tingle and felt uncomfortable.

"Of course I'm alive! I'm a good citizen, and I don't even dare to step on an ant to death when I walk, so how could I kill someone? But Dong Yun, if you sit down with so much effort just now, will you sit people to death, then I don't dare to guarantee it. Anyway, he was alive and well before. ”

Miyayoshi nodded as a matter of course, repeatedly emphasizing that Eisen was originally alive. But now looking at Eisen, his eyes are rolling, there is foam at the corner of his mouth, and he doesn't look very good, so he doesn't dare to say whether Eisen is still alive.

"This person looks familiar, Dong Yun, what do you think? Wait! Isn't this Aisen? He, why is he here? Miyayoshi, how did you do it?"

Qiu Wushuang stared at the head on the ground, the more he looked at it, the more familiar it felt, and when he put the wig in his hand on the bare head, he immediately exclaimed. If this guy isn't Eisen, who else?

"Ah, it's really Aisen!" Dong Yun exclaimed, she finally understood why Mad Dog kept calling Gong Guitar to release people, it turned out that Gong Ji really caught Aisen.

But the question arises again, what kind of ability does this guy Miyayoshi have to bury Eisen here on the ground? And without hearing any fighting, he buried Eisen's whole body in the ground.

Not to mention Gong Ji, Dong Yun thought that he couldn't join forces with Qiu Wushuang, so he made Ai Sen like this silently!

"Is this difficult? Actually, I didn't do anything, it was all Eisen himself asked me to help him do this. Then ask him for yourselves, provided that he has not been sat down to death just now. Miyayoshi's innocent hands were spread, except for the position of Aisen's head that was decided by Miyayoshi himself, the other hands and feet were all requested by Aisen, and they were all arranged according to Aisen's intentions.

"Gong Ji, don't be joking, how could Ai Sen, he have such a strange request? Ah? Not good! Ai Sen, he seems to be going to swallow a stone to commit suicide! Dong Yun quickly, stop him! Don't let him die!"

How could Qiu Wushuang believe Gong Ji's words? No matter how stupid and masochistic Ai Sen is, it is absolutely impossible for people to bury him, leaving only one head on the ground (Qiu Wushuang is also the same as Dong Yun, he didn't think that Ai Sen had the superpower of soft body, and he took it for granted that Ai Sen's lower body was buried under the soil, and I believe that any normal person would think the same way when he saw it).

Aisen didn't know if he heard Miyayoshi's words, and after thinking about it, he really pretended to be dead, and his hands and feet were stretched and tied up by Miyayoshi. A mouthful of old blood, his chest surged up his throat, pushing the freshly broken stone, and spitting it out little by little.

When he heard someone exclaim again, shouting that Eisen was going to kill himself by swallowing stones, Eisen almost spurted out another mouthful of old blood.

Qiu Wushuang, what can you see that I committed suicide by swallowing stones? This is Miyayoshi's bastard, he forcibly stuffed it into my mouth, okay?

Syllable!

Eisen didn't have time to complain, and suddenly felt a shock in the back of his head, and it was a slap relapse!

Burst!

All the stones in Eisen's mouth, saliva and blood spurted out together!

Qiu Wushuang reacted quickly, quickly retreated and dodged, lest he be sprayed in the face, and secretly congratulated himself for reacting quickly enough.

"Ah?!! fly...... Flew out......" Dong Yun listened to Qiu Wushuang's words, worried that Ai Sen was really going to commit suicide, so he hurriedly slapped Ai Sen on the back of the head.

This shot shook the stone out, but at the same time, it also broke the stocking that tied Eisen's head, so something terrifying happened to Dong Yun. Eisen's head flew straight out like this, and it flew nearly two meters away at once.

Don't look at Dong Yun, she usually looks quite cold, but she really hasn't killed anyone with her own hands, not to mention the cruel way of slapping her entire head out with one palm, which really scared Dong Yun to death.

I don't feel like I'm using much strength, is this head of Eisen papier-mâché? Why did it break in one shot? This shouldn't be!

At the moment when Eisen's head flew away, Dong Yun's entire brain fell into a blank and lost her ability to think.

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