Chapter 1179: You Are Jealous! (4,000 words)

"The bag you wear is so tight, do you still need to ask? I don't even want to show my legs, it must be on my navel!" Xu Xuan said immediately when he heard this.

Burst!

The people of the whole country are all laughing when they hear this, and their tears are about to come out, and many TV viewers who are drinking water almost spray a mouthful of water into the screen.

"Poofha, even the legs are not exposed, it must be on the navel, what kind of logic is this Nima, haha?"

"I'm hahahaha, where did the ghost logic come from hahaha!"

"My Nima shows her legs and has a hairy relationship with her belly button, you tell me hahahaha!"

"What the hell is this brain circuit, haha!"

"Because I didn't show my legs, I hung it on my belly button, and there was nothing wrong with this logic hahaha!"

"Laughing like a dog hahahaha, Xu interrupted this child's brain circuit, it's really strange to the extreme, hahahaha!"

"Laughed and cried haha!"

"Anyway, what kind of brains do you want to cut off this product, hahahaha!"

……

At this time, Ke Zhilun and several other guests at the scene were also laughing and dying.

"Hahaha, Director Xu, your brain circuit is really amazing hahaha!" Qin Feng, who was sitting next to Xu Duan, lay on Xu Duan's shoulder and smiled as if he couldn't straighten his waist.

"Ouch my mom, Xu Xuan is really making me laugh at you hahaha!" Ke Zhilun laughed as he covered his stomach.

Not to mention the audience and guests, it was Zhou Renjie who made the question this time who almost knelt down with laughter, I'm Nima, this brain circuit is simply amazing, who has ever seen this kind of ghost logic, I'll go.

"So did Xu Xuan guess correctly?" Lin Yinger asked Zhou Renjie.

"This..."After Zhou Renjie finished laughing, he heard Lin Yinger's question and immediately didn't know how to answer, how obvious, this is obviously a score question, he is wearing such a neat bag so tightly, and he also specifically told Xu Duan that his pet dog pendant is on his body, isn't he just giving Xu Duan points to let Xu Duan guess it, don't you have to think that everyone should know that he is hanging in his clothes, but the grandson actually came and said that his legs were not exposed, and he must be on the navel, this Nima, how did you let him pass?

"Then where did you hide the pendant of your pet dog?" Lin Yinger is not stupid, looking at Zhou Renjie's appearance, she knows that this master deliberately gave it to Xu Duan, but Xu Duan's grandson still doesn't appreciate it, so he has to ask Zhou Renjie, and then let everyone judge for themselves whether this is considered Xu Duan's guess, otherwise Zhou Renjie wants to forcibly let Xu break his conscience, how much more painful?

"Here it is. When Zhou Renjie heard this, he hurriedly unbuttoned his shirt for everyone to see, and everyone saw that Zhou Renjie had opened a pet dog pendant hanging inside his shirt.

"Then he shouldn't have guessed this, right?" Lin Ying'er said.

"I obviously guessed very accurately, you see, when I said that he was wearing so tightly, it was implying that his pendant was hanging inside the clothes, how can this be said that he didn't guess correctly?

The audience laughed again when they heard this, I, Nima, are you embarrassed to say a hint, what about the navel eye? Who guessed just now? Don't you want it? The audience saw that Xu Duan's grandson was so shameless and wanted them to echo him, and immediately said in unison: "No!"

"Why not, how accurate my guess is, you are bullying people, it's not right!" Xu Jue saw that the audience did not agree, and he immediately told the audience that it was wrong to do so, and the audience immediately laughed when they saw the virtue of the grandson.

"Okay, since everyone said it didn't count, it didn't count. Lin Ying'er waved her hand and said that Xu Xuan's guess was not counted, and there was no way to give Xu Xuanqi no way.

"You are jealous of my cleverness!" Xu Juan saw that Lin Ying'er refused to count his guess, and immediately said angrily that everyone was jealous of his cleverness, and the audience was about to laugh and cry when he looked like that.

Don't talk about the audience at this time, even the guests at the scene laughed when they looked at Xu Duan's virtue and almost forgot what they were doing here, they all watched Xu Duan's grandson laugh at the gag one by one, and they didn't even remember that they were also guests and had to play.

"Let me ask, if this is the case, even if they fail to attack?" Lin Ying'er asked Zhou Renjie and Shui Lingling without Xu Xuan.

"We still have one more question. Zhou Renjie and Shui Lingling said.

"What's the question?" asked Lin Ying'er.

"I also gave this question to Director Xu. Shui Ling said.

"Your legs are one meter two! I've already measured it!" Xu Xuan suddenly screamed when he heard this, indicating that he had already seen the appearance clearly.

Burst!

The audience across the country burst into laughter when they heard this, "I'm Nima, didn't you leave the girl's legs today?"

"No, I'm not asking this!" Shui Lingling hurriedly said with a blushing face when he heard this.

"Then according to my years of experience in observing beautiful legs, your thigh circumference is 50 centimeters, your calves are 23 centimeters, and your ankles are 20 centimeters, which is the standard height multiplied by the golden ratio of beautiful legs, which can be called textbook-level beautiful legs!"

Poof!

As soon as Xu Xuan's words came out, the audience suddenly laughed back and forth, this thing is laughing at every sentence today, and the audience is almost stupid at this moment.

"Poofha, Xu Xuan's shameless behavior of peeping at the beautiful legs of a beautiful girl all year round is fully exposed!"

"Hahaha, absolutely, that grandson is definitely peeping on other girls' thighs when it's absolutely fine!"

"Textbook-level beautiful legs hahaha!"

"This grandson is so funny, my Nima's grandson's brain circuit is absolutely invincible, haha!"

"It's so special, I'm invincible, I'm a professional visual inspection of other girls' beautiful legs, hahaha!"

……

Shui Lingling was also defeated by Xu Xuan's brain circuit, because she never thought that her grandson's brain circuit would be like this, textbook-level beautiful legs, thanks to what he said, but Shui Lingling didn't know, as everyone laughed, a hot search about her screamed and rushed up, and the topic was called: Textbook-level beautiful legs.

Of course, it is also thanks to Shui Lingling who doesn't know, otherwise it is estimated that she will be speechless for a long time, because how difficult it is for her to get on the hot search, I don't know when I will be able to last time, it is like the New Year, but because of that nonsense, I am so on such an indecent hot search, I am speechless.

"Then your question?" Lin Ying'er waited for everyone to laugh before hurriedly stopping Xu Duan's nonsense behavior and asked Shui Lingling, she knows Xu Duan's grandson too well, you don't stop him, and there is nonsense.

"I want Director Xu to imitate my single Beautiful Girl Invincible with me. Hearing this, Shui Lingling hurriedly said.

"I'll imitate this, I'll come, I'll come!" Li Mengyun suddenly jumped up when she heard the words and said, although Shui Lingling is about the same age as her, she should be regarded as a senior, because Shui Lingling's debut is different from her, she debuted after graduating from the Conservatory of Music and signed a record company, Shui Lingling's family was discovered by the agency at the age of seventeen or eighteen, from this aspect, Shui Lingling debuted and became famous several years earlier than her, and at that time, Shui Lingling's beautiful girl was invincible and quite popular, and many little girls had imitated it, so she jumped up and wanted to imitate it when she heard that she wanted to imitate this.

As he spoke, Li Mengyun jumped up and followed the imitation, and the imitation was quite similar.

"Is it like it?" Li Mengyun asked the audience with a proud look after imitating it.

"Like!" Now that the venue has been stirred up by Xu Xuan, it is not decent, Li Mengyun said this casually, and the audience immediately shouted with her.

"I will also imitate my senior brother!" Li Mengyun said with joy.

Saying that, Li Mengyun began to imitate Xu Duan and sing the food song, "I'm so hungry, I'm really hungry, I'm really hungry, I'm really hungry, I'm really hungry, I'm really hungry..."

"This is not like this!" Xu Duan waited for Li Mengyun to imitate it, and almost screamed, indicating that Li Mengyun imitated it not like it.

"Who said it, it's very similar!" Zhao Lan'er screamed and coaxed, and pulled the audience to coax together: "Isn't it?"

"Yes!" At the scene, Wei Ling and other guests or the audience all followed Zhao Lan'er and coaxed.

"Don't make a fool of yourself, she hasn't imitated my essence at all!" Xu asserted.

"Do you still have an essence, do you know what an essence is?" Wei Ling said when he heard this.

"That's it, you know what the essence is!" Ke Zhilun also coaxed.

"It's so similar, it's no different from Director Xu himself!" Qin Feng also coaxed.

"That's it, what essence do you have, you are the essence, how similar is it that people imitate Mengyun!" Zhao Lan'er said.

"My essence is handsome! She didn't imitate it at all!" Xu Jue said proudly.

Hey!

When the audience heard this, they immediately coaxed, and they felt like they had followed up the cross talk special, and the excitement was simple.

"Can you still be good? I'm smart, you can be jealous, I'll forget it, handsome, you're still jealous, and you won't let people live?" Xu Xuan said with a breathless appearance, and his stinky face suddenly made the audience laugh again.

"Poofhaha, Xu Xuan's grandson is so shameless!"

"It's so shameless, it's so shameless haha!"

"No, Nima, who has ever seen such a shameless boast of himself, haha!"

"It's so shameless hahaha!"

"It's so shameless that it's maddening, hahaha!"

……

Lin Ying'er saw that Xu Duan's grandson had made the scene lively again in minutes, and she didn't leave room to interject, so she hurriedly interrupted Xu Duan's opportunity to do things when the audience's laughter fell, and asked Shui Lingling: "Then does this question count as if they passed?"

"It seems to be quite similar, even if it passes. Shui Lingling looked a little regretful, because she really wanted to see Xu Duan imitate her appearance.

"Okay, now that the two questions are guessed that one of the jury has passed and the other has not passed, it should not be regarded as a success in the attack, so we should invite the next group of guards to sing the generals, okay?" Lin Yinger said.

"It's a success!" Lin Ying'er's voice fell, and the audience suddenly shouted.

"Is it considered a success? Don't you say that Xu Xuan is not passed? Who are you who you have changed for a while?" Lin Yinger immediately complained to the audience when she heard this, and the audience also laughed when she heard the words, not because Lin Yinger said it was very funny, but because she felt that it was fun to interact with the guest host on the spot.

"You're on the other end!" the audience laughed and coaxed.

"I shouldn't have given them here, you are all undercover agents for me!" Lin Yinger said, and the audience laughed again when she heard this.

"Yes!" the audience laughed.

"Okay, okay, then let's let them pass. Lin Ying'er said helplessly, and said to Zhou Renjie and Shui Lingling: "Let's thank the two of us again, and at the same time, we also ask the staff to give the two masked medals, and invite the staff." ”

The staff immediately rushed to the stage to present the two of them with masked medals.

"The strength of the singer, it's not easy, thank you two for bringing us wonderful performances many times, thank you. When the staff presented the medals to the two of them, Lin Yinger said.

The two of them withdrew from the stage after receiving the medal.

After the two of them went down, Lin Ying'er said again: "Let's congratulate the guessing panel on the winner, the next thing we want to enter is the ice muscle hydrating liquid to let the world listen to the doll!

"Masked Singer Doll, Please!"

The camera turned to the guest passage, and the doll with a doll mask jumped on the stage, looking like an innocent beautiful girl.

When the audience saw the doll on the stage, they immediately applauded enthusiastically and discussed, can it not be enthusiastic? Because now the speculation about dolls on the Internet is basically focused on two people, one is Chen Meilan and the other is Xia Lan, but no matter which one it is, they are all big coffees among big coffees, how obvious are big coffees among big coffees, a former diva and a current diva, who wants to press them in this place of the republic, they can only be at the level of global divas, but how can there be a diva republic of that level, if there can be such a diva on the masked singer, then the audience will have to applaud warmly.

"By the way, who knows who the doll is? Xia Lan or Chen Meilan?"

"That's right, who knows?

"Great God, I call you in the name of the Divine Dragon!"

"Great God, come out quickly!"

"Who knows to break the news quickly, hurry up, who is breaking the news now that I am a fan!"

"Me too, hurry up and break a blockbuster material, tell me whether this is Chen Meilan or Xia Lan!"

……

As the doll walked to the center of the stage, the audience in front of the scene and the TV were all talking about it, and they were all excited, which is normal, because it feels like everyone heard Faye Wong participate in the masked singer in reality, that scene, decisive and lively without limits, I don't believe that I can watch the Spring Festival Gala, how many headlines has Faye Wong's song on the Spring Festival Gala? The blockbuster reports of various media are about to smash the screen, and now everyone speculates that Xia Lan or Chen Meilan is on the masked singer, although they may not be as hot as Faye Wong's phenomenal popularity, but after all, they are also divas, and Xia Lan is still on fire, it is strange if it is not lively, basically it is the doll over there that stands on the stage of the masked singer, and a topic called whether the doll is Chen Meilan or Xia Lan soared.

(End of chapter)