Chapter 663: How Does It Taste
Because he was seriously injured and his vitality was almost exhausted, after prompting the Thousand Miles Talisman, Liu Gangqiang was not teleported thousands of miles away, and even he didn't know where he was teleported. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
He only felt that he was hanging in the air of the cliff, unable to reach the sky or the ground, holding a rotten tree root that would break at any time, lying cautiously on a raised rock, and could only cry out for help.
Coincidentally, his call for help actually attracted the lewd dragon.
The Lewd Dragon's eyes were very poisonous, even though Liu Gangqiang was covered in bruises at the moment, he was still recognized by the Lewd Dragon.
It poked out a huge dragon head, looked down, and asked condescendingly, "Where is the demon cub below?
Liu Gangqiang raised his head and was startled when he saw the obscene dragon.
Oh my god! There is actually a mythical beast in this mountain, and it is actually a dragon!
"Uh...... Uncle Long, I am not a demon cub, I am a genuine Terran monk, and I hope that Uncle Long will save the villain's life, and the villain will remember Uncle Long's great kindness in this life and this life. Liu Gangqiang pleaded with tears in his eyes.
Liu Gangqiang didn't know Lewd Dragon, that was because Lewd Dragon was in the dark and was not put on the elegant table by Lin Yi, but Lewd Dragon noticed that this guy with a bun face had repeatedly scolded Lin Yi.
When he entered the valley, he even instigated more than a hundred people to follow him out of the group and flee into the mountains.
What was the result? As a result, all the people who fled with him became his substitutes, and this guy actually absconded hundreds of miles away, and his grandmother was a bear!
What Lewd Long learned from Lin Yi has now become jealous and hateful.
It condescended, looked down at Liu Gangqiang, who was covered in bruises, sneered, and said, "What kind of bullshit Terran monk? I have never seen an old dragon, such an obscene and embarrassed Terran monk like you, I think you are a spy of the demon race." ”
"I'm not a spy! Uncle Long, the conscience of heaven and earth! I'm really not a spy of the demon clan, not only am I not a spy of the demon clan, but I am still chased and killed by the demon army all the way to this point, I can swear to the sky, I am really not a spy of the demon clan!"
Liu Gangqiang suddenly became very excited, and his two hands holding the roots of the tree trembled.
Saying that he is a demon spy is even more uncomfortable than killing him, how can the demon spy be hunted down and killed all the way? The demon spy will go all the way to the west? Kill millions of demon troops.
The lewd dragon shook his head and sneered.
"Is it a demon spy, how can I listen to you?" The lewd dragon sneered: "This way, let's do a test, my dragon urine can best identify the dragon spies, if you dare to drink my dragon urine and not become a demon, I will believe you once, let me save you once." ”
"Uh...... What? Let me drink pee?"
Liu Gangqiang's face suddenly twitched, and his two hands were so hung that he was holding the roots of the tree tightly.
Lewd Dragon said very seriously: "Yes, you are just a little monk, naturally you don't understand the magic of our dragon urine, I will sprinkle a soak of urine, you don't avoid or hide below, drink a few sips, after five breaths, the body is not demonized, I can conclude that you are not a demon spy, I will save you from below." How? Do you dare to give it a try?"
“……”
Liu Gangqiang was really stunned by the obscene dragon, from childhood to adulthood, thinking that he was the son of the master of the Phoenix Sect, he has always been a delicacy of the mountains and seas, Qiong Yao wine, how could he ever drink urine?
However, in order to survive, Liu Gangqiang can't control so much now, he gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Why don't you dare?" Uncle Long, come on, don't worry, I will never hide, I will taste Uncle Long's urine to prove that I am innocent, and I am not a demon spy!"
The lewd dragon was broken in his heart, since he followed Lin Yi and abandoned evil and followed good, he hadn't played tricks on people for a long time.
I was always teased by Lin Yi before, but now I can finally tease him ruthlessly when I catch the annoying bun face.
"Alright, boy, you're ready, open your mouth wide, I'm going to pee. ”
After the lewd dragon finished speaking, he really looked down seriously.
Liu Gangqiang was helpless, so he had to raise his head, open his mouth wide, and look bitter.
The lewd dragon was so happy in his heart that he wanted to die, but he deliberately kept a straight face and said loudly: "You kid is blessed, my old dragon is not an ordinary dragon species, I am the high purple gold dragon king, you can drink my urine, you are a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation." ”
When Liu Gangqiang heard this, he almost jumped to his feet and scolded his mother, what a thing! If Lao Tzu hadn't asked you, Lao Tzu would have drunk your dragon urine?
However, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.
In order to survive, Liu Gangqiang could only put on a flattered expression, looking forward to the luck of the dragon urine of the dragon uncle above.
The lewd dragon turned upside down and sprinkled a large bubble of dragon urine on his subordinates.
This bubble of urine has been held by the lewd dragon for too long, too long, in the rosette space, in front of the little black bird and the old hairy monkey, and a group of mares, he is embarrassed to sow, this time he can finally sprinkle a happy one.
Suddenly, it was like a torrential rain on the side of the cliff.
Liu Gangqiang's whole body was drenched, this is not the end, in order to survive, he really drank a few sips of dragon urine.
After these mouthfuls of the Year of the Dragon, Liu Gangqiang suddenly vomited wildly, the urine of the obscene dragon was not only sassy, but also smelly, Liu Gangqiang's vomit, together with the food he ate yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday, all of them were vomited.
After spitting, he raised his head weakly and said to the obscene dragon above, "Dragon...... Uncle Long, is it okay now? It turns out that I'm really not a demon spy, you should save me this time, right?"
When the lewd dragon heard this, he suddenly burst into a burst of laughter, leaning forward and backward with laughter, and laughing so much that the dragon scales stood up.
"Hahahaha...... Of course, I know that you are not a demon spy, I also know that you are a disciple of the Phoenix Sect, and I know that your name is Liu Gangqiang, and you also have a beautiful senior sister named Liu Fengwu......
Liu Gangqiang was stunned by laughter for a moment, it turned out that the damn old dragon above actually knew his bottom line, so why did he let himself drink it......
Thinking like this, Liu Gangqiang suddenly became angry!
"Bastard, how the hell are you a human or a ghost? How do you know my name, and you know that I am a disciple of the Phoenix Sect?" Liu Gang roared.
"Hahaha, it doesn't hurt to tell you, my master is Lin Yi, I am Lin Yi's war pet, and I am also Lin Yi's friend. How's it going, boy? How does my old dragon's urine taste? hahaha......"
"It's Lin Yi again! I hate it so much...... Ah......h
The rotting roots could no longer bear the fierce struggle of Liu Gangqiang, and he screamed and fell into the misty cliff......