589, Squirrel Battle I (2/3)
The old Tang family is not allowed to swear, but Tang Shuang sometimes can't help it, so he can only use other words instead, so he chose a fruit, a banana, which not only expresses the negative energy in his heart, but also puts on a lovely coat.
Candy heard it a few times, and said in a daze that she didn't understand, and asked what it meant, of course Tang Shuang couldn't say that it was a curse, so she said that this was actually a snack made of bananas, which was particularly delicious.
The sugar villain immediately said that she hadn't eaten it, it was impossible, she had eaten more or less delicious food.
Tang Shuang told her that there is no such "banana you Barra" in Yuezhou, so where is it? Only in the Xiangjiang River in the south of Guangdong, there is no such thing as a sugar villain, and she has never eaten so close to the old Tang's house, and she is very unwilling, and on the list of her life wishes, she eats delicious little things all over the world, and is ranked in the top three.
Now that the old Tang family is preparing to plant banana trees, there will definitely be a bumper harvest in the future, and a lot of bananas will be harvested. How do you eat bananas? You can eat them raw, Xiaoshuang said that Wanwan on the other side of the sea is still eaten with a belt, and it is really a little monkey climbing on a tree.
The little sugar man doesn't like the little monkey, she doesn't like it very much, because the little monkey bullied her when she was very young, so she has to distinguish herself from the little monkey, so she thought of what Tang Shuang said, "Banana you are Barra", and making a large number of bananas into "Banana you Barra", isn't it particularly good? It's like making a big persimmon into a persimmon.
Tang Zhen didn't know that "Banana, you Barra" was a scolding word, in fact, she hadn't heard it, but looking at Tang Shuang's appearance, it was probably not a good word to make him choke on drinking water.
Tang Shuang saw that Miss Xiao Zhen was looking at him with scrutinizing eyes, smiled awkwardly, and said to the little sugar man who was sitting on the sofa without stopping: "Let's go, brush your teeth!" ”
This night, Candy and Tang Zhen slept, they lived in a transparent room, and fell asleep with the story about the Ice Castle told by Tang Shuang at night. Tang Shuang lived next door, closed the door and video chatted with Luo Yuqing, and said good night to each other before going to sleep.
Early the next morning, the heavy snow that had been falling all night finally stopped, and the whole world seemed to be washed anew, and the whole world became a thousand miles of ice. Persimmon Ruyi No. 1 Hot Spring Villa ushered in the first dawn of the day, like a girl in a new white dress with a bright smile on her face, clean and warm, innocent like a child's eyes.
The sun shines on the bamboo grove around the villa, which finally stops after a night of fierce battles with the snow. The bamboo forest was conquered by the snow that had been followed by a night of snow, and all the bamboo gentlemen had become hunchbacked grandfathers, as if all the energy had been expended by a night of fierce fighting, and although it was a victory, it was a tragic victory, and many companions fell in the bamboo forest! They suddenly creaked and broke at some point last night. The rest of them are also bent over as hard as they can, tired to the limit, and it is very likely that they will not be able to hold it up and break in the sun.
The quiet villa was surrounded by chirping birds, and a cheerful little milk voice - "My carrots~", "The Lun family took two carrots in the kitchen!Where did you go to the carrots!", "Xiaoshuang, you steal my carrots!"
Another male voice said, "I don't, I'm not you, it's not that the rabbit doesn't like carrots!"
Xiao Niyin didn't believe it: "What about my carrots! This is the nose of the little snowman, how can you eat the nose of the Lun family!"
The male voice said: "I said I didn't eat, you can find out for yourself if it was buried by snow." ”
Xiao Niyin concluded that the carrot was eaten, and said to herself: "The carrot is the nose of the little snowman! There is snot in the nose, and there are boogers, Xiaoshuang is so disgusting, you eat snot and boogers!"
The male voice said: "Tsk - I'm so annoyed with you, I said I didn't eat, I'll find it for you, really, every time you can't find something, you rely on me." ”
Xiao Niyin: "Hmph, you're still quibbling, so where did you go?"
"I don't know where I'm going, you've always been holding the carrots, I'm building a snowman for you, really, you always like to throw things around, maybe you eat them, and you beat me up. ”
Xiao Niyin asked curiously: "Xiaoshuang, you ate the nose of the little snowman, so will you blow the snot bubble?"
The male voice suddenly said, "Don't move!" Ha-you guy, isn't the carrot in your pants pocket behind your ass? You stuck it in your pants pocket and you still relied on me to eat it? Did you mean it?"
Little Milk Voice: "Huh?...... Really, hehehe~ Xiaoshuang I'm sorry, the candy didn't mean it, I forgot...... Hehehe, I didn't put it in my pocket, what's the matter? Did the little squirrel do it? Little squirrel—— the little squirrel in the tree, you listen to me! Look at the good things you have done!! my brother has been wronged, you quickly get down from the bamboo and apologize to him! He is very sad and wants to cry, you come down quickly! Let me hug touch your big tail~......"
Suddenly, the male voice sounded very dissatisfied: "You are so naughty early in the morning, why are you touching my ass!!
The little milk voice laughed awkwardly: "I touched the wrong thing, I really want to touch the big tail of the little squirrel, how do they grow? The little body is so small, the tail is so big, can't turn over the heels? It's really a strange and cute little thing, I really want to raise one." ”
Then he said with some dissatisfaction: "Hmph! The Lun family is not a female hooligan! A boy touching a girl is a hooligan, and a girl touching a boy is appreciating him! I appreciate Xiaoshuang, you should thank me!"
"What do you admire about me? Tell me, I can't say it, hum ......"
"I, I, I admire, emmmm......"
"Ahh
"Oh, don't do it, don't do it, don't hit your little sister in the morning, your little sister will be unhappy all day, I, I actually appreciate you, Xiaoshuang, uh, that, you know, I appreciate you, you see that you are so big, it's really not simple, how much delicious food you eat from your mother, it's not easy for your parents to raise you so big, how many candies can you raise, ah, I want to grow up in my dreams." ”
"What are you talking about, where is this to appreciate me, I know that you are nonsense, do you want me to thank you, come here~ Don't go, come here, I thank you...... Sample, count yourself as fast as you slip away!"
There was a crunching sound in the snow, and then the little milk continued to sound: "Wow - there are little squirrels in the snow......! Little squirrel-little squirrel—— don't run, I'm here with love, I'm here to give love! Don't run, I'm a good person~ We know each other, don't run, Xiao Songxu - I, I'm not alone! I'm a little rabbit, we're a family, I won't hurt you, don't run Xiao Songxu!"