Chapter 319: Is It an Elf?
Suppose a super cute cat-eared Lori widened her big, amber eyes, and gently spit out four words with her cherry-red lips, "Let's play together?", and most importantly, she still has it in her hand, uh, how to describe it.
In the hand is a rectangular box, the packaging is very Western magic pattern ...... "Durex change ยท Model II", and something with the words "Goblin Research Institute Developed and Manufactured" printed on it.
So would you reject her? Now Tang Meng is faced with such a choice. There's no reason to refuse, right? Uh, no, no, I guess I have to refuse.
Of course, Little Oak's exact words were......
"This toy seems to be sold all over the streets. Although the packaging is very small, most of the people who buy it are boys, but I think it should be fun, after all, there are really a lot of people who buy it? Uncle, come, let's play together?"
Tang Meng was very embarrassed, he didn't expect to let Cecia give him the invention casually, but the goblin prince really, really took the goblin clan and developed it?
"Lalala," Little Oak hummed a little song, looking happy, "Na Na Na Na, uncle, let's come and play together?"
"Well, this is not a toy, and it is not suitable for you, so you should give it to me, right?" As he spoke, Tang Meng was about to take the box of things.
"Well, since my uncle said so, but you have to explain to me what it does?" said Little Oak, looking at Tang Meng with pure eyes.
"Uh, Oak, don't you think this brand of bread is not as delicious as that?" Tang Meng said suddenly.
"Huh, but the bread baked by this brand is said to be the most famous bread in the Imperial City. But I also think it's a little sweet, and the other bread is quite soft, hehehehe......" Little Oak said, with an obsessive smile on his face.
Tang Meng breathed a sigh of relief and felt that he had succeeded.
"So, what is that box, uncle?" asked Little Oak again, curious.
Tang Meng: ......
In the end, Tang Meng took a lot of effort to change the topic, so that Little Oak forgot about that thing and went to eat. I'm sitting at my desk, ready to read.
I knew that there were a lot of books that this knight needed to read, just like that thick knight's code. Probationary knights who do not pass the literacy test will not be able to obtain a certificate.
As for the box of Durex changes, I had to put it in my pocket and throw it away at a chance, otherwise I would have to get to the bottom of it when little Oak saw it.
As a result, Tang Meng just opened the book, and what caught his eye was Article 27 of the Knight's Code, which stated that fornication was a felony and should be scoffed at by every knight. As a knight, you must overcome yourself and restrain your desires at all times!
As if the heroic hero, the knight king taught him earnestly in front of him, Tang Meng was a little ashamed, but he didn't know what was going on, and Xiao Oak was behind him again.
"Fornication is a felony, hey, uncle, what does fornication mean, why is it a felony?" Xiao Oak looked at Tang Meng blankly.
"Okay, I know what to do. Tang Meng said, closed the book, "You just go outside to play for a while, and you can come in after I finish reading the book." โ
Then Xiao Oak was carried by Tang Meng and put outside the door, and then the door closed with a "bang".
Little Oak's expression was very dazed, and it wasn't until a long time that he reacted, and turned around and knocked desperately on the door.
"Woo woo, does my uncle dislike little Oak? Is it because little Oak said something wrong? I can change it, uncle, don't want me." Little Oak's weak voice choked up, looking very desolate.
Tang Meng picked up the book, but the voice of Little Oak outside the door was so pitiful that it made it difficult for him to read the book, and just as he was about to get up and open the door, Little Oak's voice disappeared instantly.
After a while, just as Tang Meng was wondering, there was a sudden knock on the door, which was very formal, the kind that knocked three times. Tang Meng walked to the door, only to knock on the door three times. Tang Meng opened the door, but there was an elf girl standing outside, who turned out to be Ethel.
Taking advantage of Tang Meng's consternation, Little Oak, who had turned into a cat form, instantly shuttled past the feet of Ethel and Tang Meng, and then jumped onto Tang Meng's bed at once.
"Uh, you're Artel, aren't you, why are you looking for me?" Tang Meng asked strangely.
"Shouldn't you let the lady in before you ask that? aren't the Terrans polite?" said Ethel's tone coldly.
"Well, if it's just a simple visit, you don't have to go in, right?" Tang Meng said. Look at this girl who has nothing to do with each other.
"Naturally, there is something. Ethel said, her eyes still cold, looking Tang Meng up and down.
There was no way, although Tang Meng had a premonition that things would become troublesome, and it was best not to have anything to do with this trainee female elf knight, but he still had to let her enter the door.
"I didn't expect the royal guardian knight's room to be the same as an ordinary knight's room, but it became a single room. Ethel looked around.
When he walked to the bed, he touched Little Oak's head again, and Little Oak in the form of a cat barked lazily, and then went back to sleep.
"I didn't expect you to have a cat. Ethel said, but did not look back at Tang Meng.
"Uh, what the hell is going on with you? Although Tang Meng wanted to give an eviction order, the other party was a girl after all.
Asked this, Ethel was stunned, as if she had been given a magical body. His shoulders trembled slightly, as if his emotions fluctuated greatly. Because his back was to Tang Meng, Tang Meng's expression was not clear, but judging from the fact that his hands were crossed and fiddling, there should be something unspeakable?
"That's, so ......," Ethel's voice was very unstable, "it's ......"
"Uh, Miss Ethel, can you please be louder?" Tang Meng was very helpless, what did this elf want to say, so shy?
"Excuse me, I heard you seem to know Serena-sama?" Ethel finally spoke, and turned.
Tang Meng was taken aback, why is this elf's face very ruddy at the moment, his eyes are shining, he is in a state of obsession, his hands are covering his face, and his pointed ears are constantly trembling slightly, etc., this is clearly ...... ?
"Uh," Tang Meng was very embarrassed, wondering whether to tell the truth or not, "Yes, I know Serena. โ
Unexpectedly, Ethel immediately rushed over and held Tang Meng's hand tightly.
"Wow, really? Serena-sama is super powerful, super beautiful, super charming, right, haha, you're lucky enough to meet her, you must think so, right? She's the one who bears the name of the Elven hero. It seems that when you see her, it doesn't matter if you shake hands and never wash it, ah, really...... Ah......h
Tang Meng looked at this elf speechlessly, this person, does he like Serena so much? I feel a little, uh, although I use this word a little too much for this beautiful girl, but Tang Meng always feels that she is a little ...... Perverted ......