222, you come to arrest me

"Guo Zifeng's Model" is 5732 words, Tang Shuang wrote it at three o'clock in the afternoon, and directly handed over the manuscript to Shi Guangnan, who was stunned, and then went to self-study leisurely.

Shi Guangnan read it again, and his heart was furious in broad daylight, how to look at it and how to feel it, what is told in this story is very similar to her current state with Tang Shuang - the two are in a closed space, the difference is that in the story, "I" watched Guo Zifeng draw, and in reality, she watched Tang Shuang write books.

The certificate that Tang Shuang won in the morning was folded up by him and put it in his bag, and stayed in the library for a while, looking at the sun setting in the west outside the window, it was time to pick up the children again.

I don't know if Candy Girl is happy to play in autumn today, and then I feel that I shouldn't worry about this, because she is happy at all times, but I should worry about whether she will be too happy and become crazy.

Today, so many children are in the wild, and for her, a little pig, if the pig is slaughtered, it is unstoppable, which may make Teacher Zhang anxious.

……

Tang Shuang's worries were justified, and they were quickly confirmed, but it was not to make Teacher Zhang anxious, but to make him.

In kindergarten, Candy saw Xiaoshuang coming, and said with a smile: "Xiaoshuang, you come to catch me, you come and catch me!"

At this moment, the little piggy, her pink face is red and fluttering like a big apple, her hair is messy, her bangs are stuck to her forehead, and there are sweat stains there, and she is crazy at first glance.

The candy in this state gave Tang Shuang the most headache.

Look, everyone is back, she is still in the crazy state of Qiu You, and she refuses to go home with Tang Shuang obediently, but asks him to arrest her.

What are you scratching~

Tang Shuang is very experienced in this situation, and she must not rely on candy, if she really catches her, it will be over, she will be even more energetic, and today will definitely be endless.

So Tang Shuang was indifferent to Candy'er's call, and said calmly: "You have nothing to do when I am full, run if you like, anyway, I will wait for ten minutes, and you will not come back in ten minutes, I will drive home by myself, how you like to drop, the old Tang family can't control you anymore." ”

Candy Er was a little dumbfounded, she didn't play the game of eagle catching chickens, she was unwilling, and used the agitation method, and said loudly: "Hmph! Don't think I'm a child and don't know! You like Teacher Zhang! Hmph!"

Tang Shuang was stunned for a moment, looking at the little piggy who got into the group of dolls, she didn't expect her to use this trick.

Oops, he quickly glanced around, Teacher Zhang was talking to the children after school at the door of the classroom, and he hadn't noticed the situation here for the time being, but if Candy kept shouting like this, he would definitely be able to hear it, and it would be very embarrassing then.

And there is not only Mr. Zhang here, for example, a little teacher in a yellow printed dress looked at it curiously, probably hearing something.

At this time, it was the end of school, and the kindergarten was full of dolls with small schoolbags, and the candy was drilled in the doll pile, and while drilling, she yelled at Tang Shuang that Xiaoshuang liked Teacher Zhang.

Emma, Tang Shuang hurriedly rushed over with a fierce son to catch this annoying spirit.

Now the candy is happier, be careful and succeed~

She laughed and drilled around the crowd, much more flexible than Tang Shuang, Tang Shuang was so difficult to catch, but what made him breathe a sigh of relief was that Little Piggy finally stopped yelling that he liked Teacher Zhang.

But Tang Shuang knew that if he stopped and didn't catch her, Little Piggy would definitely shout again.

That's right, she's that annoying.

Tang Shuang strode to catch the little piggy, and said softly with a smile on her face: "Come on, Candy, my brother has something to say to you." ”

It doesn't work.

And he said, "Candy, do you want to eat ice cream, I have a box in the car, I just bought it, come back with me." ”

She wanted to play for a while before eating.

Tang Shuang said again: "Brother is so tired today, he can't run, are you obedient?" ”

Candy slowed down, Tang Shuang hurriedly chased after him, where he looked so tired, it was simply a big bad wolf that flew over.

Candy was about to be caught, and screamed in fright: "Help, someone is robbing the child~Who will help me~"

Isn't this Miss Tang Tang? a big star in our kindergarten!

The surrounding children suddenly came to escort him, blocking Tang Shuang's way, chattering and crusading at his feet, threatening to defeat the big bad guy who bullied the children.

Tang Shuang was besieged and couldn't move an inch.

Candy Er escaped, thinking that Xiaoshuang had deceived her just now, and said angrily: "Xiaoshuang, you little piggy, you have the ability to catch me!huh~"

The next one is sticking out his tongue and grimacing.

Tang Shuang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

"You're crazy today, don't you, do you need me to press you in the pond to calm down?"

And this kind of torture? Candy is a little scared, although it is her own sister, but Xiaoshuang made it.

"Hmph! I won't be afraid of you! If you have the ability, you can catch me!"

Ten minutes later, Candy was caught, and the atmosphere was a little serious.

Tang Shuang took her little hand and left the kindergarten, and then pushed her into the car.

Bang~Da!

The doors are closed and locked!

I can't run away now.

Tang Shuang: "You want to challenge me, don't you?"

Candy raised her little head, and her red face made people really want to kiss it, but thinking that this was a little pepper, it was better not to kiss it, otherwise she would be pampered and arrogant, and she would be lawless.

Little Pig Pig hurriedly shook his head: "I don't dare to challenge you~"

Tang Shuang sneered: "Don't you dare, or don't you want to?"

Candy: "Don't dare!"

Tang Shuang knocked on her little head and said, "That means you don't accept me in your heart, right? How do you want to be beaten? Spanked, or hung in the woods, or thrown into Aixi Lake to cool down?"

Candy blinked, what a fierce Tang Xiaoshuang.

At the moment of crisis, you must sell cuteness and pretend to be stupid.

The eldest sister in kindergarten became a little sister in an instant.

"What is cooling down? I still don't understand when I'm young~ Xiaoshuang, can you teach me well? Candy is now recognizable, Mom and Dad said to study hard, Teacher Zhang also said that children should often ask why, what, and how. ”

Tang Shuang: O__O "...

Just now he was a crazy little pig, and in the blink of an eye, he was so focused on studying?

Who to fool!

Tang Shuang: "Don't come with me, I've already seen through you, be honest!"

Candy decided to pretend to be stupid to the end, put down the small schoolbag, sat obediently on the children's chair, folded her hands on the chair, and asked cutely: "What is this set? Which one?

Tang Shuangxin was a little tired, feeling that he hadn't stayed with Candy for half an hour in the library today.

"I mean, you little piggy, don't play stupid with me, I know you understand, right? You are so naughty today, and you are still yelling at me and Teacher Zhang everywhere, this is a rumor, it is out of nowhere, and it is very unfair to me and Teacher Zhang, you will be beaten like this, do you know?"

Candy nodded, then shook her head again.

Tang Shuang: "What do you mean, keep challenging me?"

Candy hurriedly shook her head: "I don't dare to challenge you~ I don't have skin today, I'm a good baby, and everyone praises me." ”

Tang Shuang didn't believe it: "It's really fake? Why do I think you are turning the sky upside down today, you are just a flying pig, and gravity can no longer restrain you." ”

Candy smiled and said, "I'm a~"

Tang Shuang: "...... Speak normally. ”

Candy asked curiously, "What does it look like to speak normally?"

Tang Shuang didn't interrupt her, and asked directly, "Why did you nod again just now?"

Candy: "Because I listen to Xiaoshuang, I don't spread rumors." ”

It turns out that you also know that it is spreading rumors~

However, Tang Shuang was still relieved: "The child can be taught, which shows that you are not a hopeless doll, don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing in the future, don't joke." ”

Candy immediately nodded: "I promise not to talk nonsense~ Hehehehe, Xiaoshuang, do you like Teacher Zhang?"

Tang Shuang glared, and glared back at the candy that had begun to smile back at the good baby.

"Children should care about what children should care about, don't be small but think about some adult things, aren't you tired of worrying so much, are you so small, can you bear it, aren't you afraid of explosions?"

Huh? Will it explode if you think too much??Is it so scary?

Candy: "Xiaoshuang, are you stupid~"

Tang Shuang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

This little piggy is not so easy to coax.

Da~

Ouch~

Candy Candy was knocked on the little head, holding her head with both hands, and said aggrieved and unconvinced: "Why do you beat a child! I didn't do anything bad, why did I hit a child?"

Tang Shuang drove away, "You scolded me for being stupid, did you say I should be beaten." ”

Candy: "Hmph! Because you lied to me, saying that it would explode, but not at all! Do you think children don't know anything, hum!

emmm~ Tang Shuang didn't hear it, and concentrated on driving.

Candy was silent for a while, then suddenly stretched out her little hand, spread out her palm, and said as a matter of course: "Ice cream, give it to me!"

Tang Shuang said after a while: "You want to be beautiful, where did you get the ice cream!"

Candy said loudly, "You said that there was a box of ice cream in the car, and you want to invite me to eat it, where is it?"

Tang Shuang: "You think too much about your classmates, think about your homework, don't know ice cream." ”

Candy: "Xiaoshuang, you're a nuisance, you don't let me care about adults, and you don't let me care about children! ”

Tang Shuang was surprised: "Wow, who told you this big truth?"

Candy: "What my sister said~"

Tang Shuang is even more curious, Tang Hao will still say this?

"Why did my sister tell you that?"

Candy: "Because, because my sister said that she didn't want anything when she was a child, and then she was so fat and fat, Candy didn't learn from her, she would become a ball." ”

Hahahaha~

Tang Shuang burst out laughing, and couldn't help but think of Tang Hao's photos when she was a child, what a little fat man.

Tang Zhen is fat-prone physique, even now, she doesn't dare to eat indiscriminately, and she doesn't stick to snacks at all.

Candy: "Are you trying to hurt me? ”

Tang Shuang: "What is this, children should not only care about ice cream, there can be many things, such as cultivating their own hobbies......"

Candy: "Eating ice cream is something that kids should care about." ”

Tang Shuang hehehehehehe

Candy suddenly opened her small schoolbag, fumbled in it, and then carefully took out a small yellow wildflower and handed it to Tang Shuang with a smile.

"Xiaoshuang, the little flower that the candy gave you~ I picked it on the mountain, there were butterflies sleeping on it, and when she woke up and flew away, I picked it off, it was beautiful and fragrant. ”

Wow!

Tang Shuang hurriedly parked the car on the side of the road, and took the candy flower with a surprise on her face, the petals were very small, and when she smelled it, the fragrance was very light~

He touched the baby's little head and felt that this nameless little wildflower was comparable to 99 red roses!