765, broken bird (2/3 for subscription)

Tang Huohuo saw Tang Xiaowu flying down from the banyan tree above his head, first surprised, then surprised, and finally no, wanting to swear.

He took Bai Jingjing to look around the old Tang's house yesterday, digging three feet into the ground, calling loudly, and then looking for it in the grove, looking for it tree by tree, but he didn't find it.

I didn't expect this flower and bird to really hide in the grove!

If you want to say that it wasn't in the grove yesterday, that would make sense, but just now, before Candy Candy came back, he sat in the yard for so long, and he didn't hear Tang Xiaowu make the slightest sound, let alone take the initiative to fly out.

The bird that had become a fine bird just hid in the tree and kept silent, and only flew out and slapped the ass when the candy came back!

Tang Huohuo looked at Tang Xiaowu standing on the dog's head, and felt angry in his heart, feeling that he had been tricked by this bird.

"Have you been hiding in the tree?" said Tang Huohuo in an unkind tone to Tang Xiaowu.

Tang Xiaowu looked at him, "Ga-"

"What do you mean? You just rattle, not rattle. ”

"Gah-"

"You've been hiding here, I came here yesterday to look for you, are you there? ”

"Gah-"

"Okay, great, why didn't you say anything yesterday? Did you do it on purpose? If so, you just rattle, not rattle. ”

"Quack—quack—"

Tang Huo was angry, he didn't want to ask anymore, it was clear that this flower and bird just didn't want to bird him, so he deliberately hid in the tree and kept silent, causing him to worry about his stomach.

"You bird. Tang Huohuo said angrily.

Candy grabbed Tang Xiaowu in his hand and took a look at it in front of him. Tang Xiaowu plopped and struggled, but he couldn't break free from the villain's palm at all. Tang Huohuo, who was originally angry with this bird, instantly lost most of his anger, this ...... It's a little, it's very undignified, this bird.

After Candy Er confirmed that this was her Tang Xiaowu, she immediately hugged it in her arms and said happily: "It's my Xiao Wu, Candy Er almost thought it was a woodpecker." ”

Then he said to Tang Huohuo seriously: "Brother Huohuo, Xiao Wu is not a broken bird. ”

Suddenly, the hand he was holding touched a bare and hairless place! Candy turned Tang Xiaowu upside down one by one, his ass soared into the sky, and he lifted it upside down.

Tang Xiaowu was very ashamed, showing his ass in broad daylight without dignity, staring at it, although the person watching it was a little master, but he was also very shy! And there was a young man's juice next to him, and a cowardly puppy!

Candy Candy stared at Tang Xiaowu's ass and took a closer look, and shouted in surprise: "Huh? There's no hair here! What's wrong with you, Xiaowu? Your ass is exposed! Where is your hair? Why are you really a broken bird? Why don't you take care of yourself! What have you done!"

"Quack~" Tang Xiaowu was carried upside down by the candy, without the slightest ability to resist, and let his ass be looked down upon...... Time passed second by second, and the temperature on the butt became higher and higher, and it was already red, even redder than the "belly" of "the monkey in the mountain is the reddest in my belly", because it is ashamed!

"Quack~" Tang Xiaowu shouted weakly and complainingly.

Translated into Chinese, it means that the king spares his life!

The ass was bitten off a clump of hair by Bai Jingjing, which is already very embarrassing, and now it is put under the sun like this, please take care of the face of the little bird.

"Gah-"

Don't look at it.

"Gah. ”

Don't look at it.

"Ga !——"

Look no further!!

If you look at this king again, you will commit suicide!

Candy couldn't understand the bird's language, so she didn't know what Tang Xiaowu was doing at all, and she thought that the bird was thanking her for her concern.

Tang Huohuo couldn't stand it anymore, although he couldn't understand the bird's language, but his voice was so full of despair, he could still hear it. As he should have hated Tang Xiaowu the most at this moment, he couldn't help but say a word for her.

"Tang Tang, don't look at it, put it away. ”

Hearing this, Candy's eyes were finally reluctant to move Tang Xiaowu's bare buttocks, and the fingers of his left hand stopped tapping, and then tapped his bare buttocks.

"Is this a swollen thing? Brother Huohuo, is my little bird swollen and bare-? Where are her feathers?"

Thinking that it was Brother Huohuo who was taking care of Tang Xiaowu in the past few days, Candy Candy was suspicious: "Brother Huohuo, did you do something bad? You plucked the hair off Xiaowu's buttocks?"

Tang Huohuo hurriedly shook his head, and Candy stared at him with big eyes: "You really pulled it out??What did you do??Why are you so ruthless, Xiao Wu is a little bird, she is still very young, not a year old!!Younger than Candy!!

Tang Huohuo felt that it was useless to shake his head, obviously shaking his head, but Candy Er also concluded that he had plucked Tang Xiaowu's hair, and he had to speak.

"I don't! Don't get me wrong, I didn't pluck Tang Xiaowu's hair, why am I plucking her hair, I'm full and have nothing to do! You have to believe me. ”

"What's wrong with Xiao Wu?"

Tang Huohuo glanced at the bird's bare buttocks, oh~ I really can't bear to look at it directly.

"Candy, is this good, in this way, you put Tang Xiaowu down first, if you keep carrying her upside down like this, her head will be congested, and it is easy to have a cerebral hemorrhage, do you know a cerebral hemorrhage? ”

"Ga~" Tang Xiaowu called out weakly again, obviously weak.

"Oh~" Candy raised Tang Xiaowu a little, came face to face with the bird, and asked: "Xiao Wu, are you dizzy?

Tang Xiaowu no longer had the strength to rattle, and gently kicked his legs twice to show that "the Bird King is going to fail, will you let me go?" Where is my big master?

She began to regret it extremely, she shouldn't have pounced on the little master just now, she shouldn't have sung praises to the little master loudly, she should have sung "There are only pots and pots in the world", and complained to the big master!

"Tang Tang, let Xiao Wu go, she's really going to die. Tang Huohuo said.

"Wangwang~" The chocolate in the grass also stared anxiously at the candy's hand, where she could see that the bird standing above her just now was dying, and it was likely to die.

Someone persuaded her, and some puppies persuaded her, Candy finally put Tang Xiaowu down, held it with both hands, and let the little bird lie in her arms.

"Ga~" Tang Xiaowu was weakly grateful, she wanted to cry, but she couldn't cry now, she just wanted to gasp now, it was so beautiful to be alive, quarreling and fighting with Bai Jingjing's vicious dog, thinking about it at the moment, it was so beautiful!

Tang Huohuo saw that this colorful little bird had finally picked up a small life, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Tang Xiaowu with some schadenfreude: "Now you know that you are scared, right? Isn't it miserable? This is the end of your quarrel and disappearance!"

Candy asked, "Brother Huohuo, what are you talking about?"

Tang Huohuo said: "Candy, do you know how the feathers on the bird's buttocks fall off?"

Candy: "Didn't you pull it out?"

Tang Huohuo rolled his eyes, how many times had he said it, he didn't do it! Why didn't he believe it, how could he just say it! Is he so boring???

He broke the news: "Tang Xiaowu and Bai Jingjing fought, and then Bai Jingjing bit off the hair on his buttocks!"